Chapter 14 Chapter 14 I see, you want to play something wild...
"I have a set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but I don't know which of them I should use it on."
Cheng Yi couldn't bear to see Xu Xuan and Lin Boqing kissing while eating, and he couldn't understand why Lin Boqing would resign for such a promiscuous man.
"One is fighting on two fronts and is a master of time management, while the other is innocent and has a grassland on his head and is willing to sacrifice for love. What the hell..."
"How about we fight with swords, each of us taking one strike." Lu Lingyi suggested seriously.
“That makes sense.”
"But the master of time management will be chopped off more severely," Lu Lingyi pointed out, "I remember him now. He is not a two-line guy, but a multi-line guy."
From Lu Lingyi, Cheng Yi learned that Xu Xuan had been to the store more than once.
Last week it was with a sister, and the week before last it was with a mysterious person wearing a mask who it was hard to tell whether he was a brother or a sister.
Although these people are of different genders and identities, they all have one thing in common: they are rich enough.
"Oh my god, he turns out to be a gold digger." After Cheng Yi finished the identification, he became more determined to persuade them to break up.
But right now, the two office lovers are snuggling together and being affectionate with each other. If he rashly rushes up and hits them, he will probably be the one who gets hit in the end.
"Do you have surveillance cameras in your store?" he asked.
"Yes! I'll help you check, you just wait for the final confirmation."
Ten minutes later, Lu Lingyi came back with his head hung.
"I'm screwed," he said, spreading his hands. "This gold digger really doesn't deserve to have any shame. Every time he goes on a date, the surveillance camera only captures the back of his head."
“…”
The surveillance camera has failed, but Cheng Yi is still there.
A new idea quickly popped into my mind.
It was borrowed from a novel I read before.
"Boss Lu," he called Lu Lingyi to his side and stuffed a "script" at him, "I may need another favor from you."
Time flies.
Seeing that it was almost time to go to work, the two office lovers finally separated.
"I'm going to the bathroom. You don't have to pay the bill. Wait until I come back." Lin Boqing said to his little object with a doting look in his eyes.
Xu Xuan nodded firmly: "I promise not to buy it, don't worry, just go and come back soon."
As soon as Lin Boqing left, Lu Lingyi immediately walked towards Xu Xuan.
At this time, Xu Xuan was fiddling with a key, which was the door key to Lin Boqing's apartment.
Lin Boqing has promised him that she will help him move this weekend and start living together, and will also buy him a house if he gets a higher-paying job in the future.
Lu Lingyi followed the script Cheng Yi gave him and immersed himself in the plot.
"Hello, how are we? I'm the owner of this store, and I've been paying attention to you for a long time."
Xu Xuan looked up following the sound and saw the young and handsome shop owner flirting with him. Oh no, it should be said that it is a gift. The business card has already been stuffed into his palm.
"Am I your type?" He glanced at the business card and raised an eyebrow at Lu Ling. "The boss has a pretty good taste."
"..." Lu Lingyi's stomach began to churn, he was overwhelmed by the young man's grease.
"Keep in touch. You're welcome to come to my shop anytime, alone." He deliberately emphasized the last three words.
Cheng Yi returned to the company and started his afternoon work.
As soon as he entered the door, he received a call from Lu Yu, asking him to do a job of data statistics and analysis.
About a hundred Excel spreadsheets, millions of rows of data, plus an analysis report, must be submitted before the end of get off work tomorrow.
When other colleagues in the board office found out, they all handed him coffee, bananas, and Red Bull drinks.
"Oh my god, this requires staying up all night, right? No, why did Mr. Lu suddenly ask a junior assistant to produce an analysis report?"
"Who knows," Cheng Yi shrugged, "Maybe he's in a bad mood and has his period."
Others: “…”
Cheng Yi did not think much about why his boss suddenly gave him more work. After careful evaluation, he realized that the workload was actually nothing.
Isn't it just millions of data?
It was much easier than the work he did in his previous life. In his previous life, he worked part-time but developed a sense of entrepreneurship.
Cheng Yi first went to the administrative department and applied for a computer with the highest configuration. When he passed by Xu Xuan's workstation, he took a look and saw the young man with a lustful look on his face, immersed in chatting on WeChat.
Cheng Yi poked Lu Lingyi on the way back to the office.
[Cheng Yi]: Did you catch it?
[Lu Lingyi]: Yes, he asked me to send him a photo of his legs.
[Cheng Yi]: Damn, besides being greedy for money, you’re also lustful? I have never seen such a shameless person!
[Lu Lingyi]: It’s okay. I sent him a photo of my brother wearing trousers and long legs [snicker][snicker]
“…”
Cheng Yi felt a little sympathetic towards Lu Lingyi's brother.
I heard that he was a high-quality elite man, but his "body" was sold by his own brother in this way.
So sad.
When I have the chance in the future I will invite him to dinner, or present him with some special contribution award or something like that.
The afternoon passed quickly. Cheng Yi used PQ and SAS to run millions of data, and then used AI to automatically generate an analysis report.
At 5:25, he began to pack up as usual, and at 5:29, he put on his backpack and prepared to get off work.
Other colleagues were stunned: "Assistant Cheng, have you finished all the work?"
"Yeah, it's over." Cheng Yi nodded, counted on the stopwatch and rushed out of the company on time.
Colleagues took back the coffee, bananas and Red Bull drinks that had been provided earlier.
"Do you think he means it's done, or it's over?"
"That's definitely the end of him. How can he possibly finish running millions of data? I hope he won't be severely criticized by President Lu tomorrow."
As soon as Cheng Yi left the company, he went straight into Lu Lingyi's store, and the latter shared with him the chat situation in the afternoon.
"My goodness, are you selling yourself like pork?"
Cheng Yi saw in the chat history that Xu Xuan directly reported his age, measurements and attributes. He said that he was 0.5, biased towards 0, and would charge a fee for doing 1.
He even boasted that the number of people interested in him stretched from here to Arabia. The people I've dated before were all very generous, and the cheapest gifts they gave me were luxury handbags.
He also mentioned Lin Boqing, saying that Lin Boqing was pursuing him relentlessly, and if there was a more suitable person, he would choose to break up.
After all, Lin Boqing is more than ten years older than him, he is not very physically fit, and he is not romantic. Apart from spending money on himself, he has no other advantages.
Cheng Yi felt helpless when he saw this, "I suggest reinstating tattooing. The lao nan should have words tattooed on his face."
"Who said it wasn't true?" Lu Lingyi said even more ruthlessly, "Not only will I stab you on your face, I'll also stab you on your penis. Don't even think about bullying an honest man anymore."
After scolding the rich man, Cheng Yi quickly planned the next strategy and tactics. Since Xu Xuan was not in love with her and just wanted money, it would be easier to deal with.
He asked Lu Lingyi to meet Xu Xuan directly at the hotel, and promised to give him a Rolex green submariner as a token of love. Then draw a big picture and give him shares in the store in the future.
But the prerequisite is that you must break up with Lin Boqing first.
If Lin Boqing is stubborn and refuses to separate, then I will throw the chat records and hotel booking information in his face.
Once the adultery is caught in the hotel, Lin Boqing will recognize the true face of the man who dug up the money.
By then, I will definitely regret it so much that I will kneel down to withdraw my resignation application and promise to live and work well in the future.
The two high-fived each other and unanimously approved the draft strategy.
But Lu Lingyi was still a little worried.
"Where can we get a Rolex Submariner? My brother's..."
"No, don't cheat your brother," Cheng Yi stopped decisively, took out his phone and clicked on Pinxixi, "I have already contacted the store, the store gave me the wholesale price, SF Express free shipping, next-day delivery, with ticket and packaging."
"How thoughtful, a conscientious merchant." Lu Ling gave a thumbs up and felt relieved.
The next day, Cheng Yi arrived at the company early as usual. As soon as he put down his bag, he went to the floor where the administrative department was located.
At around twelve o'clock last night, I received a WeChat message from Lu Lingyi, saying that Xu Xuan agreed to talk about breaking up with Lin Boqing at eight o'clock this morning.
Cheng Yi was rushing to watch the live broadcast.
"I've been thinking about it all night. We don't really match each other, and I don't want to see you quit your job for me." The scent of tea wafted out of the men's restroom. "Let's break up. It's good for everyone. Don't quit your job either. We can still be good colleagues and friends in the future."
Cheng Yi was hiding in the utility room next to the restroom and heard this sentence very clearly.
It’s okay, he commented silently, saying that they would break up at 8 o’clock, so they broke up at 8 o’clock. The young man is honest enough.
Lin Boqing remained silent. It seemed difficult to accept this fact for a while.
Xu Xuan enumerated a host of his own shortcomings earnestly, fearing that the other party would be reluctant to give him points.
Cheng Yi concentrated all his attention and waited for Lin Boqing to speak. At this moment, there was a sudden "pop" sound as someone in the men's restroom let out a loud bang.
“…”
When Xu Xuan heard the unusual noise, he hurriedly pulled Lin Boqing closer to the storage room. Lin Boqing had no intention of caring about the outside interference and his mood fell to the bottom.
"You must be kidding me. I was away on business on April Fool's Day and I didn't spend it with you. You want to make it up to me now, right, Xiaoxuan?"
"Who said I was joking? I was serious." Xu Xuan's tone was already filled with impatience. "I actually already..."
Before he could finish his words, there was another "puff" sound, and another person came in from the men's restroom.
This time Cheng Yi was speechless.
Who is this? So ignorant, adding drama to other people's breakup scene.
Xu Xuan was even more speechless. He muttered, "That's enough damn it," and pulled Lin Boqing to change the venue again.
Cheng Yi heard the two people's footsteps walking away, came out of the utility room, saw them going to the stairs, and tiptoed to follow them again.
"I'm really serious," Xu Xuan continued to push the breakup process on the stairwell, "I feel very stressed being with you. In fact, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time."
Lin Boqing's voice choked with sobs: "But you saw that you were interrupted as soon as you mentioned breaking up. This is the external response in metaphysics, which means we shouldn't break up!"
"No, in my opinion, it's telling us that if two unsuitable people are together, the relationship they develop is like farting."
…
This time, Cheng Yi didn't dare to get too close to them and pretended to wait for someone at the stairs.
About five minutes later, Xu Xuan came out first.
After a while, Lin Boqing also came out. He looked dizzy, as if he had been hit by two clubs.
"Manager Lin, are you okay?" Cheng Yi walked over "coincidentally". "Are you crying? What happened?"
Lin Boqing's mouth trembled, and his eyes were dim. "He suddenly wants to break up with me. No, that's impossible. He may just not have slept well last night, or had something bad to eat this morning. He can't suddenly stop loving me overnight. Impossible!"
“…”
Cheng Yi didn't want to say anything anymore.
He quickly went to the restroom, took out his cell phone and poked Lu Lingyi.
[Cheng Yi]: He is so love-sick that even when the little guy broke up with him so firmly, he thought she just didn’t sleep well. I'm so mad that my breasts are blocked
[Lu Lingyi]: A rotten brain cannot be carved, and one will not cry until he sees the coffin. Okay, then I will bring the coffin up and let him see it.
Lu Lingyi had just finished sending a message to Cheng Yi when he received a WeChat message from Xu Xuan.
It's a breakup recording.
Lu Lingyi sneered and took a photo of the Rolex Green Submariner that Cheng Yi bought wholesale on Pinxixi and sent it to Xu Xuan.
[Lu Lingyi]: Do you like it, baby?
[Xu Xuan]: You can book a room. We'll meet at the hotel. I like the token of love very much. I also hope you will like the love cannon~
Lu Lingyi covered his mouth and retched, and then he vomited.
Watch me or I’ll take your enemy to catch you in adultery!
He packaged the chat history and hotel booking information and sent it to Lin Boqing's email, and then contacted Cheng Yi on WeChat.
[Lu Lingyi]: The coffin has been carried. You stay over there and watch to see when Lin Boqing goes out to catch the adulterer. Tell me in advance.
【Cheng Yi】：okk
…
Chairman's Office.
Lu Yu was reviewing the business budget when the phone on the table rang.
He glanced at it and saw that it was a text message from a five-star hotel.
[Dear XX Hotel VIP member, your reservation for the couple suite has been confirmed successfully...]
Lu Yu; “?”
When did he book the couple's suite?
Apart from himself, Lu Lingyi is the only one who can use the exclusive membership card.
Lu Lingyi booked a couple's suite...? Thinking of this, Lu Yu picked up the phone and called Lu Ling.
The other party was on the phone and the call was not connected.
Lu Yu's face darkened. He didn't call again. He picked up the car keys on the table and strode out of the office.
The hotel is very close to the company, just across two streets.
Lu Yu stepped on the accelerator and drove over there. It took him 6 minutes in total.
After entering the hotel, I went straight to the front desk, got the room card, and went straight to the couple's suite on the top floor.
The suite's exclusive waiter felt that there seemed to be a strange low pressure from the boss, but he didn't dare to say anything and could only follow behind the boss.
The door of the room was opened and Lu Yu looked around.
"No one else coming?" he asked.
"Except you, no one else." The waiter vaguely smelled something bad was about to happen.
"You can leave now," Lu Yu ordered, "Don't tell anyone that I'm in the room. Also, if anyone wants to come to this room, just tell him the password and let him in."
"Understood, I've taken note of it." The waiter said obediently.
After everyone left, Lu Yu stood by the floor-to-ceiling window for a while, then took out his cell phone and called Lu Lingyi again.
This time the call went through.
"Where are you?"
"In the store, what's going on?"
Lu Yu wanted to say something when he suddenly heard the door lock make a "beep".
Someone entered the password and came in.
Lu Yu hung up the phone, stood there without moving or looking back. Amidst a burst of hurried footsteps, he felt a pair of hands hugging his waist from behind.
"Honey, are you so impatient to have a love affair with me? I know you're anxious, and so am I. I skipped work just for you."
Lu Yu didn't say anything, his lips pursed into a straight line.
"You have really long legs, honey, just like in the photo. By the way, did you bring my token of love?"
At this moment, the cold light in Lu Yu's eyes almost condensed into ice. He grabbed the hand of the person behind him that was around his waist and threw it away heavily.
Xu Xuan was thrown off balance and was a little dumbfounded, but when he saw the Rolex Green Submariner on the man's wrist, he quickly smiled again.
"I see. You want to play something wild. You like SM, right?"
Lu Yu clenched his fists, the veins on his forehead throbbing slightly. He turned his head and his cold eyes pierced into Xu Xuan's eyes like a sword.
Xu Xuan's pupils trembled, and he shuddered violently, then fell to his knees with a plop: "Boss Lu, Lu Lu Lu Lu..."
That's not right. Aren't you here to have a love affair? How could it be Mr. Lu? How is this possible! !
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