Chapter 41 Chapter 41 I can make an exception for you
Cheng Yi bought a bowel cleansing medicine from the doctor.
It is harmless to the human body, mild and non-irritating, and is known as the "safest laxative king".
The taste is also good, similar to the taste of orange juice, sweet.
The doctor told him that after taking this medicine, there will be a certain degree of discomfort in the abdomen, but it will not be emptied all at once, but will be emptied in small amounts and multiple times to achieve a clean and safe effect.
Cheng Yi placed the order decisively.
I hope this stupid move can weaken Cheng Wu Ju's health, and make him stay at home and not cause trouble.
One day later, the medicine was delivered on time. In order to ensure the secrecy of the operation, Cheng Yi sent the drugs directly to the company.
After lunch, he went straight from the restaurant to the express cabinet to get his stuff.
I never thought that when I came back and passed by the chairman's office, Lu Yu suddenly opened the door and came out.
At this moment, Cheng Yi was walking back briskly when he bumped into his boss unexpectedly.
Boom——
The medicine in his arms was knocked away and hit his boss's nose with incredible precision.
“……!!!”
Cheng Yi was terrified and sweaty: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, are you okay?"
In physiognomy, the nose is a man's treasure house. It is also said that the higher the nose, the stronger the sexual ability. My boss has such a tall nose. What if he breaks it...
"Or I'll call 120 and take you to the hospital." Cheng Yi hurriedly took out his cell phone to make a call.
Lu Yu held him down and said in a deep voice, "Are you walking so fast because you are in a hurry to find your brain? Did you call 120 randomly?"
Cheng Yi heaved a sigh of relief when he heard him say this: "Then your nose is fine, right?"
"It's okay. Be careful next time."
Lu Yu grasped the thing that attacked him in his hand, looked down, and saw the big words "Intestinal Cleansing" on the box. His expression suddenly became complicated.
"What are you buying this for?" he asked Cheng Yi.
Cheng Yi was embarrassed and regretful. He would rather run into a pile of shit than run into Lu Yu.
He also saw something so... hard to describe.
"Well...I, I'm losing weight." Cheng Yi barely managed a reason.
"Losing weight? You?" Lu Yu looked at his slender body, "Which part of your body is fat?"
Cheng Yi: “…”
"Don't do anything at the cost of your health, and don't use these medicines carelessly." Lu Yu sternly taught.
After giving him a lecture, he took his medicine and left.
Cheng Yi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly chased after him: "Mr. Lu, um, um, my medicine is still in your hands."
"I know," Lu Yu just took big steps, "I have confiscated the medicine. You can go back. I will declare the end of your weight loss plan for you."
Cheng Yi: “???”
No, Dad, are you serious?
What you confiscated is not medicine, but a powerful weapon to protect you!
Cheng Yi suffered from brain hypoxia and had to pinch his Ren Zhong point to prevent himself from fainting. But now that things have come to this, there is no other way but to accept it.
When placing the second order, Cheng Yi was more cautious. He said hello to Lu Lingyi and prepared to send the medicine to his store.
When prescribing the medicine, the anorectal doctor was very surprised: [Dear, do you have stubborn constipation? If one bottle is not enough, you need another one? 】
Cheng Yi bit his lip and typed: [It’s not for me, I bought it for my second brother. I don’t know if he has stubborn constipation, so it’s hard to ask…]
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It’s Thursday now, and there are only two days left until the opening of the Virtual Reality Innovation Conference.
Today is also the day when Cheng’s parents return from their trip.
At Cheng Yi's strong suggestion, the welcoming banquet was arranged at home.
In the evening, Cheng's father and mother opened the door of their home, pushing a shopping cart full of luxurious gifts.
"Xiaoyi - baby, come and let mommy take a good look at you!" Yun Wan hugged her beloved little son with warm eyes, "How are you doing recently? Do you miss me?"
"I think about it so much that I can't sleep at night." Cheng Yi said with difficulty. Yun Wan hugged his neck too tightly and he felt a little breathless.
"That's good to think about," Yun Wan was as happy as a flower: "Mom bought you a lot of good things, go and have a look!"
"Well, thanks, Mom~ I won't rush to read them. I'll wait until late at night when everyone is asleep and then slowly open the surprises one by one."
Cheng Yi took his neck back from his mother's hands. Even though he was moved by the mother's love, he did not forget his mission.
"Mom, please sit down and rest for a while. I specially prepared pre-dinner drinks for everyone today. I'll bring them up right away."
Yun Wan's eyes turned redder with excitement when she heard this: "Our Xiaoyi has really grown up and become sensible. He is no longer the useless kid who only knows how to play games in bed."
“…”
Cheng Yi went into the kitchen, found a corner where no one was paying attention, and took out the "King of Laxatives" from his pocket. In order to cover up his tracks, he asked his maid to carry back a box of Fanta soda yesterday.
They are all orange flavored, so the drugs mixed into soda will not be detected.
Theirs is a very sophisticated and wealthy family, and everyone has their own custom cup, each one is different.
Cheng Wu Jue’s wine glass is the most eye-catching one. It is pink and inlaid with big bling bling diamonds. If you don’t know, you might think it belongs to some little princess.
Cheng Yi quietly poured Fanta soda and liquid medicine into the pink wine glass and took a smell, it had the sweet scent of orange.
Second brother, I'm sorry, he clasped his hands together in front of the glass of "special mix".
Although the medicine is harmless to the human body, the chrysanthemum will still suffer a little.
Just think of it as forced detoxification for his second brother. Expel toxins and feel relaxed.
The family dinner begins at 6:30 in the evening.
Everyone sat around the table, and Cheng Wu Ju immediately expressed his disdain when he saw the pre-dinner drinks prepared by Cheng Yi.
"Is our family going bankrupt? We didn't choose white wine as our aperitif. What the hell is Fanta?"
Cheng Yi pretended to be a harmless little white flower: "Second brother, let's eat hot pot today. Soda and hot pot go better together!"
"What's the point of matching? Soda is for kids." Cheng Wu Ju frowned, very resistant.
"It's suitable for both little ones and adults," Cheng Yi continued to insist, "I'm not kidding you, second brother, soda and hot pot are so delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"
Cheng Wu Ju wanted to say something else, but Yun Wan interrupted him: "Although our family is very wealthy, no one should be arrogant or forget their roots. What's wrong with drinking soda? Today, I will listen to Xiao Yi and drink soda with hot pot!"
Cheng Wu Ju: "..."
When the mother spoke, no one dared to disobey. Cheng Xiaoyong secretly poked Cheng Laoer under the table and gave him a look, signaling him to stop being awkward.
It's just drinking soda, not taking laxatives. What's the big deal?
Cheng Wu Ju rolled his eyes and reluctantly accepted it.
Cheng Xiaoyong put on a smile and raised his glass: "Come on, let's toast to our parents and welcome you home safely to reunite with us three children!"
The cups clinked together crisply, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious. Cheng Yi glanced at Cheng Lao Er and saw him drink the soda that he had added something to.
"Burp..." Cheng Wu Jue burped after drinking and turned the cup upside down. "I've finished my drink. Can I change the wine now?"
Cheng Yi quickly stood up and poured wine for his second brother. Cheng Wu Ju did not say thank you to him, but just stiffened his neck and snorted.
This hotpot meal was extremely delicious and by the end, Cheng Yi’s stomach was full.
He rubbed his stomach and stood up to stroll around, glancing at the clock on the wall from time to time to estimate the time it would take Cheng Laoer to rush to the toilet.
The doctor said that this medicine will not take effect immediately after taking it, and it will take at least one or two hours to trigger intestinal peristalsis.
While he was calculating, Cheng Wu Ju suddenly stood up, bent over and covered his stomach.
"What's wrong?" Cheng Xiaoyong noticed his abnormality and asked curiously.
"It seems... my stomach hurts a little, gurgling..."
Before Guru could finish his words, Cheng Wuju was like a rocket tied to his feet, and he shot into the bathroom in a second...
Cheng Yi listened to the noise in the bathroom and clasped his hands together: Amen, good people will have a peaceful life.
Twenty minutes later, Cheng Wu Ju dragged out of the bathroom, obviously exhausted. His face was pale, his lips were dry, and a few strands of hair hung limply in front of his eyes.
"Damn it..." He cursed weakly.
"What's going on? Why do you suddenly have diarrhea?" Cheng Xiaoyong looked at him in confusion.
Of course Cheng Wu Ju didn't know the real reason, so he blamed the hot pot and said that it was probably because he ate too much spicy food and had diarrhea.
"Many people get diarrhea after eating hotpot, so you don't need to worry too much. But you should eat more light food in the next two days, and more importantly, get more rest."
Cheng Yi showed concern while carefully following the rhythm. I deliberately emphasized the words "pay attention to rest more".
As expected, Cheng Xiaoyong was taken away by him.
"Xiao Yi is right. The Innovation Conference will be held at the hotel the day after tomorrow afternoon. I think you should not go and have a good rest at home."
Yes!
Cheng Yi's heart was filled with emotion, and he knelt down to thank his elder brother for expressing his true feelings.
If he had said this, Cheng Wu Ju would have been suspicious, but if it was said by his elder brother, then it would be reasonable.
Cheng Wu Ju didn't refute, but he didn't say explicitly that he wouldn't go. He just said "Let's see" and turned to go upstairs.
"Brother, do you think second brother will be able to stand up strong tomorrow?" Cheng Yi asked, looking at the other's hunched figure.
"I hope so." Cheng Xiaoyong paused and frowned, "What kind of words are you using! Stand up? Your second brother just has diarrhea, not impotence."
Cheng Yi: “…”
Cheng Yi slept very badly that night.
I kept my ears perked up almost the entire night, paying close attention to what was happening in the next room.
His bedroom was next to Cheng Wu Ju's, and he left the door open tonight.
According to what he intercepted, Cheng Laoer went to the toilet a total of four times, and each time he flushed the toilet he was cursed, cursing why the chef had to prepare Sichuan spicy hot pot and why his intestines were so crispy.
Cheng Yi even felt a little pity for him.
Be kind to the cook and the intestines. They didn’t mess with anyone…
When it was almost dawn, the noise next door finally quieted down. Cheng Yi could no longer hold on and fell into a drowsy sleep.
The next morning, he was awakened by the sound of talking coming from next door.
"Not well yet? How many times did you have diarrhea last night?"
"I don't know. I just weighed myself and I've lost two pounds. Damn..."
"You need to see a doctor. I've asked my secretary to refund your plane ticket. Don't go to the Innovation Conference. Rest at home."
"No……"
Before he could finish his words, Cheng Wu Ju's stomach started to hurt again. He immediately flew into the bathroom and slammed the door.
Cheng Xiaoyong was giving earnest advice outside, and Cheng Yi also came to join in, giving psychological counseling to Cheng Laoer through the door.
"Just listen to your eldest brother, second brother. Diarrhea is not a trivial matter. Be careful of dehydration. And if you have diarrhea in front of a crowd of 10,000 people, it will be embarrassing."
"Besides, there are only a limited number of toilets on the plane. It's a five-hour flight. What if you want to poop but someone else is pooping on the plane? Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"
Cheng Xiaoyong nodded non-stop at the side: "I agree with both hands, second brother..."
"Stop bothering me," Cheng Wu Ju gritted his teeth and interrupted them, "Just do what you need to do! My mind is full of shit right now, I can't think of anything else."
Oh ha! Cheng Yi didn't show it on his face, but he was jumping around like a happy little deer inside.
It’s settled, this matter is definitely settled! There is a 99% chance that Cheng Wu Ju will not be able to attend the Innovation Conference.
"Brother, let's stop arguing with the second brother."
He dragged Cheng Xiaoyong away, and kindly left a cup of honey water on the coffee table for Cheng Wu Ju, then went to work with a relaxed and happy pace.
When he arrived at the company, Cheng Yi was still immersed in his perfect masterpiece.
He was so smart that he nipped the evil force that was about to emerge in the bud without showing any signs of danger.
He was enjoying himself so much that he forgot himself, when the phone on his desk rang. His boss asked him to go to the office.
"Modify the third and tenth pages of the PPT. I have already marked the data," Lu Yu instructed, and then asked him, "Do you want to go to the Innovation Conference with me?"
"Huh? Is this negotiable?" Cheng Yi raised his eyebrows.
"...You don't have to go." Lu Yu looked at him, his eyes slightly gloomy.
"Okay, then I won't go." Cheng Yi said honestly.
If Cheng Laoer doesn't go to the Innovation Conference to cause trouble, then there is no need for him to go.
How nice it is to slack off at home with pay!
"A small fry like me wouldn't be of much use if I went there," he said, trying to sound nice. "In the past, your chief secretary always accompanied you to meetings. She's flexible and experienced. Why don't you assign her to accompany you this time?"
Lu Yu withdrew his gaze, said nothing more, and waved his hand, indicating that he could leave.
Cheng Yi returned to the office with his computer. Just as he sat down to modify the PPT, his cell phone rang.
[Cheng Xiaoyong]: We plan to take a private plane to H City to attend the Innovation Conference at noon tomorrow
Cheng Yi was stunned. We? An ominous premonition immediately arose in my heart.
[Cheng Yi]: Who are you and? Don't tell me you're going with your second brother [terrified as a donkey]
[Cheng Xiaoyong]: Then I won’t tell you, but you guessed it right.
Cheng Yi; “………………”
Oh shit!
Oh shit oh shit. Is Cheng Laoer a cockroach, who can’t be defeated or pulled down, and keeps moving forward regardless of wind and rain?
He really couldn't believe it, so he immediately found Cheng Laoer and sent him a message.
[Cheng Yi]: Second brother, second brother, I heard from eldest brother that you are planning to go to the Innovation Conference again? You are playing with fire
[Cheng Yi]: No, you are playing with your life!
[Cheng Wu Ju]: I called my family doctor and got him a strong anti-diarrhea injection. This is a rare opportunity and I can't give it up. What can a few bouts of diarrhea do to me?
“…………” Cheng Yi was completely convinced.
God, this was the most driven villain he had ever seen.
It must be that he was born at the wrong time for this book, otherwise, for his cockroach spirit, he would have been given the role of the male lead.
Thinking of the male lead, Cheng Yi suddenly felt relieved and stood up from his seat.
What a sin! He just refused to accompany Lu Yu to the meeting a second ago.
Cheng Yi pulled his hair in annoyance and returned to his boss' office with a lot of pressure on his head.
"Boss Lu?" He grinned and smiled awkwardly, "I did some sit-ups, then, the Innovation Conference..."
He didn't finish his words, and his tone was more reserved than usual, but Lu Yu understood after half a second.
"Reason." Lu Yu raised his eyelids.
"...I'm worried about you," Cheng Yi acted as if it were real, "When you're out, the mountains are high and the roads are long. What if you suddenly have a migraine..."
As Lu Yu listened to his words, he felt as if his chest was gently hit by something. He stared into the young man's bright black eyes, and the sincerity in his eyes made his heart surge slightly.
The air was silent for a few seconds.
"I usually don't change a decision I've made," he raised his chin slightly, his cold eyes looking away as if nothing had happened, and before he spoke the next sentence, his eyes unconsciously drifted back to Cheng Yi's face.
"But your reasons are strong enough," he said, "so I can make an exception for you."
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