Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Playing with yellow and losing ambition
Cheng Yi finished writing the experience report in just one hour.
Lu Yu went out for a meeting and had no other work assigned to him, so he very consciously slacked off and read novels.
He discovered that the novels in the paper man world were much more exciting than those in the original world. There were no restrictions, no crazy words, no words that could not be written below the neck, and he could drive whenever he wanted.
The scale is amazing!
An hour passed by in his immersion.
If Lu Yu hadn't sent him a WeChat message asking him to pick up the package, he would have probably spent the entire afternoon waiting for this wonderful time.
The company’s pickup location is the express locker behind the office building.
Cheng Yi scanned the code and took out a large box. Very heavy. I felt like my lumbar muscles were about to be strained after walking a few steps.
At this moment, I heard the rumbling sound of wheels sliding across the ground behind me. I turned around and saw Li Meishu pushing a small cart towards me.
This person provoked him twice in the past 24 hours, and he didn't know if it would happen a third or fourth time.
Cheng Yi subconsciously turned on the defense mode.
"You're picking up a package during work. It seems like you have quite little time at work?" Li Meishu stopped and looked at the big box.
Cheng Yi also looked at his cart: "Aren't you the same?"
"I'm taking the exhibition materials for our department."
"I took Mr. Lu's personal belongings."
The air was silent for a moment. Suddenly, Li Mei took a few steps forward, picked up the big box and put it on his cart.
Cheng Yi: “?”
The two of them walked in silence and entered the elevator in a very strange atmosphere.
The board office is on the 17th floor and the marketing department is on the 20th floor. Cheng Yi was surprised enough that Li Mei was willing to help deliver the express, but he never expected that he would go to such lengths to escort them all the way to Lu Yu's office.
"Knock on the door." Li Meishu panted and took the lead in picking up Lu Yu's big express box, as if she was afraid that it would be snatched away.
Cheng Yi calmly entered the door lock code and gestured for him to come in. "Please come in. Mr. Lu is not in the office."
"...Fuck! It was all in vain." Li Mei put the big box down again with a few "thumps". "Boss Lu is not here, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
Cheng Yi: "Didn't you ask either?"
“…”
Li Meishu pushed the cart away angrily.
Cheng Yi remained polite: "Thanks, dear."
Lu Yu came back 5 minutes later.
As soon as I got out of the elevator, I saw the slim Cheng Yi kicking the express box into his office step by step.
Lu Yu took a few quick steps and stopped the opponent's footwork which was similar to that of the Chinese national football team.
As soon as Cheng Yi saw his boss coming back, he took the lead in explaining that it was Li Meisu who helped to bring the express up.
He is very Buddhist, never tries to take credit for others' work, and is very honest. In his previous life in the original world, it was his colleagues who stole his credit.
But it was obvious that Lu Yu didn't care about this at all.
"Open it," he ordered.
Cheng Yi found a utility knife and cut open the sealing tape. He was also quite curious about what was in such a heavy box!
When the box was opened, Cheng Yi was stunned, and Lu Yu was also stunned for a moment.
It was filled with novels, no less than twenty of them, such as "My Husband Loves Me So Much", "Mr. Li, Please Be Gently", "Wife, Kiss~", and "I Really Don't Want to Date My Boss!" 》《I'll kill you》……
Cheng Yi swallowed and stole a glance at his boss.
Lu Yu frowned slightly and looked at them as if they were garbage.
"Check and see who is so bored to send such a thing."
Cheng Yi lowered his head and took a look. The sender was: Qian.
Money...he couldn't help but think of someone.
Almost at the same moment, WeChat vibrated in my pocket.
Cheng Yi pretended to squat down to check the express delivery slip, but actually quietly clicked into WeChat.
【Three People Group--Qian Jin】: @Cheng Yi, I sent Lu Yu a box of pornographic stuff
【Three People Group--Qian Jin】: Recently, you should pay attention to his reactions and see if he appears tired, dazed, inattentive, listless, urinating frequently, urgently, or unable to urinate completely...
Cheng Yi: “…”
I am convinced. I am totally convinced.
You call him a professional spy? How is he professional?
Wanting Lu Yu to have sex with Huang Luzhi is even more bizarre than making him impotent, impotent, and have premature ejaculation!
He didn't dare let his boss find out, so he replied secretly with his back to the dog.
[three people group--Cheng Yi]: Who said Lu Yuxi is over?
【three people group--Qian Jin】: You
Cheng Yi: “…”
Hiss, come to think of it, it really seems to be flowing out from him.
The source was the "intelligence" he sent back last time - the erotic novel from the Haitang family.
What a sin... Cheng Yi felt a little regretful.
But it was too late to explain.
Now it seems that Cheng Xiaoyong and Qian Jin both concede that Lu Yu is a frivolous old pervert who reads pornographic books.
Well, let's take it one step at a time. Cheng Yi withdrew his remorse and continued pretending to check the express delivery.
"I've checked it out, Mr. Lu," he said in a serious tone, "It was sent by a bookstore, they were closing down and selling off their inventory."
Lu Yu lowered his eyes: "Closing the store and selling off? Then why would they sell it to me?"
"Maybe... it was just a blind guess?" Cheng Yi tried his best to explain it in a nice way. "This shows that you, Mr. Lu, have great luck in making extra money!"
"..." Lu Yu didn't think so at all. "It's so boring. Just throw them all away." He pointed at the box of novels and ordered.
*
The unbusy afternoon passed quickly, and with thirty minutes left before the end of the get off work day, Cheng Yi began to process the batch of novels.
It would be a shame to throw them away, so after roughly flipping through them, he found that these were not pornographic books in the strict sense, but just a little too explicit.
He roughly classified them, then put the romance novels on Xianyu and kept the BL novels for himself.
After completing the process, he did not forget to leave an observation and feedback in the group of three people.
【three people group--Cheng Yi】: Report! Lu Yu spent the whole afternoon watching "Fuck You"
[three people group--Cheng Xiaoyong]: Hahaha, you didn’t work for the whole afternoon? So immersed?
[three people group--Cheng Yi]: Well, there is one roll of toilet paper missing on the table.
At 17:29, Cheng Yi packed his backpack, and when the 30-minute mark arrived, he was the first to rush out.
I rushed to the door and unfortunately ran into the business manager coming from next door.
"Just off work? Assistant Cheng doesn't want to stay in the company for even a minute longer!" The business manager said to him sarcastically.
Cheng Yi was not angry, and even blinked his innocent eyes: "What's the point of staying for that extra minute? Wasting water? Wasting electricity? Performing without physical objects? Cheating on overtime pay?"
Business Manager: “………………”
Those who promote overtime culture are idiots, Cheng Yi muttered to himself, ran into the elevator and jumped out of the company.
There are 9 BL novels in my bag, which is quite heavy. I hope the bus won’t be too crowded now.
As he was walking quickly towards the bus stop, a brown shadow suddenly jumped past his feet. He glanced sideways and took a closer look. It was a little Teddy bear without a leash.
Cheng Yi stopped and saw that Xiu Gou was about to go onto the motor vehicle lane. He took two quick steps forward and picked up little Teddy.
"How dangerous it is, where is your master?" He looked around and didn't see anyone around.
The puppy in his arms was not afraid of strangers. It didn't bark or make any noise. It even stuck out its little pink tongue and licked his hand.
Cheng Yi analyzed that the little Teddy must have run out from a store on the street. This is a commercial area and no one should walk their dog without a leash.
Just as I was thinking about it, I saw a young boy running not far ahead, as if he was anxiously looking for something.
"Hey!" Cheng Yi gestured, "Looking for this guy?"
"Ah! Tangdou!" The boy strode over, his anxiety instantly turned into gratitude, "Thank you, this dog is in heat recently, and when I wasn't paying attention, it sneaked out to find a little male dog."
"Food and sex are human nature." Cheng Yi said as if he was very understanding of the dog.
"Come sit in my shop," the boy stopped talking about the dog in heat and enthusiastically invited Cheng Yi, "I opened a book cafe, you can read, it can be used as a study room, and you can also order coffee and snacks."
"Can I store it?" Cheng Yi suddenly had an idea and asked, pointing at the heavy backpack on his shoulder.
"Of course, I'll give it to you for free!" The boy smiled and pulled the man into the store.
The book cafe has a nice environment, with all kinds of coffee and snacks, and even sofas for resting.
Cheng Yi thought this place was perfect for reading novels. It's close to the company, so maybe I can skip work and come here one day when my boss is not around.
The boy handed him his business card. Cheng Yi looked down and said, "Lu Lingyi?"
"Yes," the boy smiled, "You can call me Xiao1."
"Uh," Cheng Yi thought, forget it, calling someone Little 1 makes it seem like he himself is Little 0.
The two added each other on WeChat, and Lu Lingyi helped him store the nine novels in a cabinet and gave him the key.
Cheng Yi thanked him, put away his keys and was about to leave when his cell phone rang.
It was a call from Cheng Xiaoyong.
"elder brother?"
"Hmm, are you off work? Mom has booked a restaurant at Crystal Palace tonight. I'll be at your office in 5 minutes from now."
"Okay, you're so kind! Oh, and don't stop downstairs of my company. I'm at a book cafe 800 meters ahead."
A few minutes later, a bright pink Aston Martin slowly pulled up to the side of the road. The rear window rolled down, and Cheng Xiaoyong's face wearing sunglasses appeared in the window.
Lu Lingyi sent Cheng Yi to the door and watched him get into the car before returning to the store.
"Brother Lu," the young store clerk said excitedly, running over with the financial statements in her arms, "Congratulations on our first profit this month."
"Really? That's great! I told you I was born to be a businessman, but my brother didn't believe me." Lu Lingyi grabbed the phone and said, "I have to show this good news to my brother."
"Wait a minute." The clerk held down his excited hand, "Well, if you take away the 500,000 yuan annual card that Mr. Lu recharged, then... it's still a loss."
“…”
Lu Lingyi shattered it lightly: "Dear, congratulations are useless, there is no need."
*
At 8 o'clock in the evening, Lu Yu ended the last video conference of the day.
It was already dark outside the window. He pressed the slightly rising sun and opened his phone.
Lu Lingyi updated his Moments an hour ago. A little Teddy with decorative glasses was sitting on his lap doing business.
Caption: The dog is wearing glasses today, isn’t he handsome, so cool!
Lu Yu usually only pays attention to Lu Lingyi's circle of friends and only likes his posts.
He moved his finger downwards and was about to click when he suddenly noticed a completely unexpected person appearing under the circle of friends.
...Cheng Yi?
How did he know Lu Lingyi? Lu Yu became suspicious.
The likes and comments from mutual friends can be seen by each other. Lu Yu thought about it and did not give his brother a heart-shaped thumbs-up as usual.
I stared at my phone and thought for a moment, and suddenly saw another comment under that circle of friends.
[Cheng Yi]: Wow! My boss seems to have the same glasses, but he doesn't look as handsome as Xiaogou when he wears them, nor does he look as cool as Xiaogou.
Lu Yu: “………………”
He looked at the comments, pursed his lips, curled his fingers, and took off the "same glasses" as Gou Zijun's.
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