A clear and resounding rebuke immediately rang out from the loudspeaker:
"Old man! You're quite good at making up stories, aren't you?"
"You're just spreading rumors. Do you think this police station belongs to your family?"
"You spew shit all over your mouth and still want someone to clean up your mess. How shameless!"
The arguing parties and the onlookers were all dumbfounded, staring at the passionate parrot in amazement.
The grey parrot flapped its wings, its small chest puffed out high, and continued to speak passionately, trying hard to recall the words the headmaster had taught it:
"Some people have a very short life, and they always try to be ahead of others in everything!"
The old man was stunned by the rebuke and trembled as he pointed at the grey parrot: "You, your bird's mouth, how can you speak so harshly!"
The grey parrot tilted its head, its black bean-like eyes gleaming with brilliance. "How can you be considered someone worthy of hearing good words?"
After saying that, it simply spread its wings and began to circle low over the old man's head, circling back and forth like a small bomber, and playing a looping song in its mouth:
"Line up! Line up!"
"If you don't get in line, I'm going to shit on your head!"
The devilish voice accompanied by the flapping sound of wings surrounded the old man's ears in three dimensions, and the lingering sound lingered for a long time.
The old man and his family looked up at the grey parrot, fearing that it would be "taken justice from heaven" in the next second.
No longer caring about face, he hurriedly lined up at the end of the line with his tail between his legs.
The other little parrots around flapped their wings and cheered for the grey parrot. In their hearts, this "king of the strong mouth" was the well-deserved MVP of the day!
The police officer standing by was stunned.
They were also worried that Senyu Zoo would not be able to handle this difficult queue-jumping dispute.
After all, police force is limited. For queuing problems that do not involve public security cases, they can only rely on mediation and it is difficult to take compulsory measures.
I didn't expect the park's "management level" to be so effective!
Looking at the grey parrot still circling proudly in the air, the young police officer couldn't help but sigh to the police: "This handling efficiency... is even faster than our police response!"
The leading officer suppressed a smile and nodded seriously, "Looks like we really need to learn from Senyu Zoo when it comes to maintaining order at future large-scale events."
The onlookers also laughed out loud, and some raised their mobile phones to record this rare scene of "parrot law enforcement".
The tense atmosphere in the city was instantly resolved by this little gray bird.
Parrots have 360-degree panoramic cameras, which not only have a wide field of view but also a refresh rate far exceeding that of humans.
Under this ultra-high-definition dynamic visual monitoring, several queue-jumpers who tried to take advantage of the situation were caught in a short time.
Everyone who cuts in line "enjoys" the exclusive VIP service of the little parrot.
The grey parrot would land precisely beside them and repeat in a resonant voice: "Cutting the line! Shameless!"
Under the deterrence of such efficient "bird-shaped monitoring", the order of the queue immediately improved a lot. No one dared to challenge the authority of the birds, for fear that they would be the next one to be announced in public.
The cockatiel beside it stamped its claws anxiously.
Unlike the grey parrot, it can't curse and can only sing a few simple songs. At this moment, it can only tilt its little head and look around anxiously.
In this way, how can it win the best employee award from its boss?
Suddenly, Xuan Feng's eyes fixed on a man in the team who was wearing a baseball cap and a mask.
There is something wrong with this person!
He took advantage of the moment when everyone was holding up their phones to take pictures of the parrot, and using a large shopping bag as cover, he quietly reached for the backpack of the woman in front of him...
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