Chapter 162 I am not your old man, I give up, the snake is mine now
"Chen Mianmian!! Are you talking like a human being?"
As soon as Su Chunsheng came over, he heard what Chen Mianmian said, and he was so angry that he felt dizzy. As expected, he said that his premonition was always accurate.
Zheng Fuxi also shook off her hand, covered his aching heart, and looked at Su Chunsheng with disgust.
He was asked to go through fire and water just to get his five thousand dollars.
"Little one, come here," Zheng Fuxi beckoned Zheng Xiuying over, "repeat what you wanted to say in the bet."
Zheng Xiuying didn't understand what it meant, but she opened her mouth obediently.
"Old man..."
"I'm not your old man, I don't recognize you," Zheng Fuxi refused decisively, turned his head and looked at Chen Mianmian, "Girl, I'm not her old man, give me back my money!"
“Puff!”
Chen Mianmian couldn't help laughing, and the people around her also tried to hold back their laughter by stretching their nostrils to twice their size.
After all, they had to give Zheng Fuxi some face. Apart from anything else, this guy was quite good at fighting.
"Old man! You want claws? For money, you don't even want me, your daughter?"
Zheng Xiuying lost the game and was already angry. When she heard that the old man actually despised her, she felt even more aggrieved and pouted in protest.
"Hey~ You square-headed guy, ha poke, you can't escape when the train comes," Zheng Fuxi poked Zheng Xiuying's head painfully. "My money, I'm so worried about my money! Your mother will definitely kill me!!"
The appearance of Zheng Fuxi and his daughter became a source of joy for the people around them. Thinking in this way, the fifty and one hundred yuan he lost was not too much.
Besides, no one forced them. It was their own fault for not being able to handle the excitement. It was a lesson for me. I have to pay attention to that little girl Chen Mianmian in the future.
The father and daughter were disgusted with each other. Chen Mianmian had already counted the money. Apart from the money he had bet on, there was a total of 8,700 yuan. In less than an hour, that was all the money. Kakakaka, thanks to all the top brothers who swiped the plane~
She returned the money to Song Chuliu and the team members, and gave each of them an extra hundred yuan, but they all refused to take it. This was originally to support Chen Mianmian.
"Take it, take it! It's all thanks to everyone acting as the atmosphere that we have so many bets... We're funding you. You're the backbone of the military dog team, and this money is for your advancement."
Chen Mianmian stuffed the money directly into their arms, and everyone took it thinking so. They didn’t do anything and made a net profit of 100 yuan. They were so happy.
They will follow the captain for the rest of their lives!!!
“Ahem!”
When Chu Zheng saw Chen Mianmian dividing the money, he stood aside and coughed with a squint.
Of course, Chen Mianmian would not forget him, so she directly gave him three hundred yuan and handed over the rest of the money except for the five thousand.
"These are used to build the military zone. Don't take them away, or I'll report you."
Chu Zheng happily put away his hundred yuan and mixed the two hundred yuan with the money in his hand, with an indescribable pride in his eyes.
It's not easy to get money out of that dead girl.
These few thousand dollars were just enough to order a batch of shoes and socks. Some of the soldiers' shoes were so broken that they could no longer be repaired, and they still had to tie them up with ropes to wear.
With this money, I can at least buy another batch.
"Oh~ So you two are acting?"
Song Chuliu looked at Chen Mianmian and then at Chu Zheng, and then he realized that they had just been singing the same tune and stimulating others to place bets.
Chu Zheng rolled his eyes impatiently. What a blockhead! Without him, this military region would fall apart.
"Do you think I'm a fool? I have the nerve to argue with you in front of outsiders?" Chu Zheng straightened his collar. "I'll settle the score with you when we get back. You almost pushed me down."
"Oh, hehe, I don't know." Song Chuliu was feeling guilty and quickly apologized with a smile. Just then, he saw someone refilling his tea, so he picked it up and put it to Chu Zheng's mouth, "Come on, drink tea, don't be angry with me!"
Chu Zheng watched Song Chuliu put the teacup to his lips and tried to dodge, but failed. He was forced to drink the whole cup by having his head held down.
"Song Chuliu... Gurgle..."
That cup was drunk by a fucking pig!!! Song Stolen, he's going to get revenge later!!
On this side, Chu Zheng and Song Chuliu almost had a fight, and on the other side, Chen Mianmian packed up the money and was about to take Su Buyan home. Hehe, she even wanted to kiss him.
"Wait a minute!"
Suddenly, Zheng Xiuying called Chen Mianmian.
"We still have one more game, you want to leave for the claws?"
Chen Mianmian shrugged innocently when she heard that. The winner had already been decided, so there was no need for a third match.
However, Zheng Xiuying was unwilling to accept the loss of five thousand and the despisation of the old man. She never thought that she was worse than anyone else.
I was defeated by Chen Mianmian one after another today. I am very unhappy and I must fight back.
She just didn't believe that she could lose in a fight!
"I don't care. You must fight me again. Winning or losing doesn't matter. I want to see this through to the end!"
"Zheng Xiuying," Su Buyan stood up at this time, frowning and looking at her seriously, "I said from the beginning that I don't like you. From then until now, I have never given you any hope.
You've been pestering me all the time, which is already a sign of disrespect for me. Now you're pestering my wife again. Do you really think I, Su Buyan, have no temper?"
Before, Su Buyan saw that Zheng Xiuying was a girl, and he was afraid of what people said, so when he found out that she liked him, he tried to avoid her and rejected her privately many times. But this time, she actually came directly to Mianmian.
If Mianmian hadn't stopped him just now, he would have turned hostile long ago.
Zheng Xiuying's eyes gradually turned red after being scolded so harshly by Su Buyan. She glared at him with a pout, feeling that the love she had for the past two years had gone to waste.
"Su Buyan, I want to be friends with you because I think highly of you, but you actually said that to me!
Humph, you don't want me to bother you, right? Then let Chen Mianmian and I compete. If I lose again this time, I will never bother you again!"
"No need for Mian Mian, I'll compete." Su Buyan took off his military uniform and wore only this white tank top. "Pick one person from your military district, three or five will do. As long as I win, you will never appear in front of Mian Mian and me again."
Su Buyan's individual combat capability can be said to be very strong, and he is well-known in all eleven military regions.
How many military regions secretly wanted to recruit him, but now seeing him going all out and looking like he wanted to fight, they couldn't help but curl their lips and think, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, someone is in trouble."
"You little bastard, come back here!!"
When Zheng Fuxi saw that Su Buyan was about to be eliminated, he quickly called Zheng Xiuying back. He had already lost 5,000 yuan. If he lost a few more people, he would lose all his dignity.
Zheng Xiuying was being stubborn and pretended not to hear. Su Buyan looked at her coldly with his black eyes, and kept emitting cold air. It was a hot summer day, but she felt as cold as if she had fallen into an ice cellar.
Just when the atmosphere was at a stalemate, Chen Mianmian's lazy voice came over.
"Since you want to compete, then let's compete. But first, I have a rule: if you lose, you are not allowed to cry or act like a cheat!"
When Zheng Xiuying saw that Chen Mianmian agreed, her eyes lit up and she nodded immediately.
In fact, from the beginning of the competition, Zheng Xiuying didn't feel much of a rival in love with Chen Mianmian, but only had a strong desire to win.
If it’s three games, then there must be three games!
"Don't worry, I, Zheng Xiuying, will keep my word. As long as you win, I will stop pestering you and Su Buyan. But if I win, you have to return the five thousand yuan to me.
I am a person who will do whatever you say!"
After Zheng Xiuying finished speaking, Chen Mianmian immediately showed a look of disgust and decisively shook her head to refuse.
"I want five thousand dollars!"
"you!"
Zheng Xiuying didn't expect Chen Mianmian to refuse so decisively. She was so angry that she rushed over screaming.
Su Buyan was about to stand in front of Chen Mianmian, but she pushed him away.
"When women fight, men should stay out of the way!"
After saying that, Chen Mianmian also rushed forward with his sleeves rolled up.
The love rivals were extremely jealous of each other when they met, and with the five thousand yuan and three matches of new and old grudges, Zheng Xiuying rushed forward without any fighting spirit or thoughts of showing off her skills. She had only one idea in mind: to defeat Chen Mianmian.
Chen Mianmian has no special skills at all, she just uses whatever works.
She tried everything, such as grabbing hair, covering eyes, and tickling. However, although Chen Mianmian did not have the advantage in strength, she was as nimble as a mouse, and Zheng Xiuying could not hold her down at all.
Instead, he was irritated and made mistakes frequently.
"Ah!!! Chen Mianmian, if you have the ability, stop running around!"
"You're dreaming! You're a cuckold if you don't move! I'm not stupid enough to wait for you to hit me!" Chen Mianmian dodged Zheng Xiuying's fist, twisting her hips and shaking her head. "Lululu, I can't hit you, I can't hit you!"
Zheng Xiuying was so angry that a fierce light flashed in her eyes. She took out two thick ropes from her pocket which she always kept with her. One was black and the other was green, and they looked quite nice.
Chen Mianmian didn't take it seriously and reached out to catch it, but it felt cold and slippery. Then she looked down and saw that they were two snakes nearly one meter long.
"Chen Mianmian, my Wu Lao Er is extremely poisonous, and my Xiao Qing is even more poisonous. If you admit defeat quickly, I will spare your life!
Otherwise you will die!"
Zheng Xiuying looked at Chen Mianmian triumphantly. Normally, whenever she threw out a snake, not only girls but also boys would turn pale with fear.
"Mianmian, don't move, I'll catch you!"
When Su Buyan heard this, he rushed over to help, but was stopped by Chen Mianmian.
"Buyan, throw the hair tie on your wrist over here," Chen Mianmian's tone was not panic, but extremely calm. "I originally wanted to tease you and be done with it, but you turned out to be unruly. So don't blame me for using my family's unique skills!"
After saying that, Chen Mianmian grabbed the tails of the two snakes and tied them together with the hairband thrown by Su Buyan, while Zheng Xiuying was stunned. Then she made a pose like a white crane spreading its wings.
"Look at my snake nunchakus!! Ah, fight!!!"
The two snakes that were limp just now were swung around by Chen Mianmian with great force and lashed towards Zheng Xiuying.
"Ah!! Don't come over here!!"
Zheng Xiuying knew clearly that the two snakes were not poisonous and were raised by herself, but when she saw Chen Mianmian's strange and bizarre attacking posture, she screamed and ran away.
Now it’s not a question of winning or losing, it’s that Chen Mianmian doesn’t play by the rules. If she gets beaten by the snake, how can she survive in the future?
However, Chen Mianmian would not let her escape, so she chased after her while waving her nunchaku.
"Don't run away! Come and fight me. Look at my golden staff protecting me. I can conquer everything, like a tiger descending from the mountain... and I'll beat the dog when it's down..."
The two poor seisei (snakes) were swung around by Chen Mianmian until they were dizzy and dazed, their eyes turning into mosquito coils.
[Put me down, I have teeth, I can bite, really...]
[Ugh, man~ Please let me go~ I can bite her to death, I'll become a poisonous sei now~]
One of the two snakes was a black-banded snake and the other was a green snake. Both were non-venomous. At this moment, they really wished they could grow venom so that they wouldn't have to be tossed around like this.
"Shut up, you are nunchakus now, and nunchakus can't talk!"
Chen Mianmian was having so much fun that she didn't listen to the two snakes talking. She just kept chasing them.
When he saw a flaw in Zheng Xiuying, he swung the snake towards her knee, knocking her to the ground.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chen Mianmian rolled on the ground, pressed on her, and did a cross armbar.
"Chen Mianmian, let me go!!"
Zheng Xiuying was grabbed by Chen Mianmian's hands and her arms and head were tightly clamped with her legs. Not to mention struggling, any movement of her joints would cause severe pain.
"What are you going to do? Do you admit defeat?"
Chen Mianmian learned the locking technique from a special police officer who was a fighting champion. Not to mention a woman, even a man's arm can be broken if she is ruthless.
As long as she exerted a little force, Zheng Xiuying would scream in pain.
"Are you still going to rob my man? Are you still going to use hidden weapons? You little rubbish, you dare to throw a snake at me? Do you know that when I was playing with snakes, you didn't even know where to use urine and mud!
Admit defeat now, or I'll break your arm! ! "
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, she pushed harder again. Zheng Xiuying felt a sharp pain in her shoulder joint and tears came out, but she still gritted her teeth and refused to let go.
This made Chen Mianmian angry, and she happened to see the two snakes swaying left and right trying to escape.
He immediately ordered.
"Go, tickle her with your heads. If she doesn't give in, I'll stew you into snake soup!"
The black-banded snake and the green snake suddenly stopped dizziness and stopped running away. They immediately crawled into Zheng Xiuying's clothes.
"Ah!! Don't go in there, help, help!!"
The two snakes were cool and soft. They entered Zheng Xiuying's clothes, giving her goose bumps, and then they crawled into her armpits and twisted around.
The pain in her arm, coupled with the itchiness in her armpits, made Zheng Xiuying laugh and scream in pain at the same time, and she was almost going crazy.
Chen Mianmian was even more busy. He took off his shoes and rubbed them on her face!
"Let me tell you, I have athlete's foot. If I rub it on your face like this, hehe, it will itch, smell, and peel. Tsk tsk tsk, you will be even uglier in the future!"
The pain in her arm didn't bother Zheng Xiuying, and the tickling of the two snakes didn't make her give in, but when she heard about athlete's foot on her face, she really couldn't stand it.
Immediately yelled "Give up!"
"I give up. I can't stop stepping on such a big cigarette butt. I won't bother you and Su Buyan anymore! Wuuuuu, let me go!!"
Hearing Zheng Xiuying finally admit defeat, Chen Mianmian also loosened his hands and feet, blew a whistle, and the two snakes came out obediently.
He originally wanted to crawl over, but his tail was still tied together. When he was not paying attention, the snake heads faced each other and he made a heart shape with his hands to Chen Mianmian.
"Tsk, you're not even as obedient as a snake." Chen Mianmian took out a piece of White Rabbit candy from his pocket and stuffed it into Zheng Xiuying's mouth, then picked up the snake and said, "Next time, before competing, ask around first.
Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle. If a fool like you rushes at me like this, I will play you back and forth eight hundred times."
Zheng Xiuying lost money and felt embarrassed. She had never suffered such a great injustice since she was a child. She was about to open her mouth to cry, but a candy was stuffed in her mouth, disrupting her rhythm. She could neither cry nor vomit.
He just looked at Chen Mianmian with his mouth half open and tears in his eyes.
"Look at you, you bastard! Three-legged frogs are hard to find, but two-legged men are plentiful. As long as you are awesome enough, all kinds of men will flock to you.
Sister, you are not bad looking, why do you have to hang yourself on that crooked tree of Su Buyan? You can try one by one, you will always find someone better looking than him. "
Chen Mianmian reached out and pulled Zheng Xiuying up, pinching her fair and tender face. It seemed that she could see that she was a big silly girl, otherwise she would have thrown her out of the military area long ago.
Zheng Xiuying listened to Chen Mianmian's words, and although she was a little unconvinced, after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be true.
After several rounds of contact, Zheng Xiuying finally understood.
Chen Mianmian looks lazy and mean, as if she wants to kick anyone she sees, but in fact, she is very powerful in every aspect.
You can't win by scolding her, and you can't win by beating her. There is simply no solution. If you try to confront her, you will end up losing both your dignity and money!
While the two were talking, the others had already run over. Su Buyan was the first to reach Chen Mianmian, handing her water with one hand and wiping her sweat with the other, showing his great care.
As for Zheng Xiuying, Zheng Fuxi first saw that his daughter was fine, and then patted her with a look of disappointment.
"You bastard, I wish I could shovel the crap out of you. If you can't beat me, just admit defeat. It's just five thousand yuan," Zheng Fuxi said, feeling sorry for his daughter. He covered his chest and closed his eyes in pain. "At worst, your mother can just skin me alive!"
"Wuwuwu, old man, I was wrong. I don't like Su Buyan anymore, wuwuwu..."
Zheng Xiuying sniffed tearfully, looked at Chen Mianmian who was the center of attention, and stretched out her hand.
"Give me back my snake!"
"What do you mean your snake? That's my snake!" Chen Mianmian wrapped two snakes around her arms. "Look at my new tattoo, isn't it beautiful? A blue dragon on the left, a black dragon on the right, hehehe!"
Su Buyan was still praising it for being so cute, and to show off to Chen Mianmian, he changed the snake's postures twice and directly coiled it on his head to cosplay as a little dragon.
Zheng Xiuying screamed in anger as she watched the snake she had worked so hard to tame become as soft as silk in Chen Mianmian's hands.
"Chen Mianmian!!"
"Claws, if you come with your hands, your hands will be broken, if you come with your feet, your feet will be broken, and if you come with your head, it will be smashed to pieces. I am from Shudao Mountain. If you dare to mess with me here again, believe it or not, I will smash your head to make you fart."
Zheng Xiuying heard Chen Mianmian's loud shout.
He spoke in standard Sichuan dialect, and was so scared that he burped and swallowed back what he was about to say.
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