Chapter 184 Happy New Year, Big Brother and Sister-in-law. You are my grandfather and I am your grandson.
“Su mi ma se (I’m sorry), ka nn be nn si te (Please spare me)…”
By the time Chen Mianmian had almost finished beating him, his life was almost over.
The main thing was that he couldn't die, and there was a tickler stuffed in his mouth, so he could only beg for mercy.
"Damn it, you're talking nonsense in my flower-growing home. Speak Chinese to me."
After Chen Mianmian had his fun, it was time to find the next unlucky guy. This would give him something to do in his daily life.
So Chen Mianmian pulled the little boy's ear and started teaching him Chinese, and he would be beaten if he spoke incorrectly.
Finally, when Xiao Ri finally learned how to do it, he almost cried.
"Happy New Year, big brother and big sister-in-law. You are my grandfather and I am your grandson!!"
"Have you not eaten yet? Louder!!"
"Happy New Year, Grandpa and Auntie. You are my grandpa and I am your grandson!!"
Although I didn't know what "xiao ri ji" meant, I knew it was not a good thing when I saw Chen Mianmian laughing.
I cursed her in my heart for eighteen generations and hoped that my other companions would find her and cut her into pieces!
Chen Mianmian didn't care about all this and just strode away with the furry kids.
"Chop the devils' heads with your swords! Brothers in arms across the country, the day of resistance has arrived~"
Humming the "Big Sword March", Chen Mianmian felt like her whole body was filled with chicken blood, go for it!!!
The little dogs didn't find the wolfhounds very quickly, but the military dogs had already memorized the smell of the wolfhounds.
After all, we beat him for so long yesterday!
Under the protection of Uncle Dog and Uncle Pig, the little wolf cubs tasted the sweetness and ran around in the mountains with their little butts sticking out.
He shouted that he would bite all the wolfhounds to death!
Chen Mianmian really liked their enthusiasm and let the furry kids run around along the way.
Finally, after tracking for an hour, Chen Mianmian found the second target.
The man was squatting by the river washing his face. Although the woods were cooler than other places, the riverside was still more comfortable.
Chen Mianmian squatted not far away, looking at the man with his butt sticking out, and his hands started to itch!
The wolfhound seemed to be catching fish in the river these days, splashing around and making water everywhere.
Chen Mianmian curled her lips in disgust. With such skills, she still had the nerve to embarrass herself by showing them off.
With a wave of his hand, the two wild boars and military dogs came out.
"Go, give those two bastards a shock!"
After saying that, the pigs and dogs rushed out.
Chen Mianmian rode on a pig and followed closely behind.
By the time Xiao Ri heard the sound and turned around, it was too late.
His kidneys were hit hard by the wild boar ridden by Chen Mianmian, and then his body fell into the river with a splash like a kite with a broken string.
"Look at my Mad Dog Stick Technique!! Ah, hit!! Mad Dog Kills for a Thousand Years!! Kill Again!! Kill Again and Again!!"
Before he could even see Chen Mianmian's face clearly, he was stabbed by the tickler, leaving his anus broken and his butt bruised.
The dog over there was even more miserable. The wild boars pushed it into the water like a fish. When it was about to drown, they pulled it out, let it take a few breaths, and then pushed it back down.
The little wolf cubs used dog paddles to look for opportunities to bite, especially the dead ghost. They either dug out his eyes or hit him in the lower body. Chen Mianmian could hardly bear to watch it.
How could a good wolf cub use such cruel methods? Who did he learn this from?
It took more than ten minutes to clean up the second day. After Chen Mianmian dragged the wet man and the dog, who looked like water ghosts, ashore and tied them up, he searched them first as usual.
Hehe, I got a pocket watch, two gold bars, and a miniature camera...
"Damn it! I told you guys to come to our flower-growing house and not hold your farts in! What is this thing for? Are you trying to film our military secrets?"
Chen Mianmian stepped on Xiao Rizi's back and beat him like a shrimp.
At the beginning, he was quite tough and refused to give in.
But who is Chen Mianmian? He was simply thrown under a tree and tied up. After a whistle was blew, within a few minutes, his body was covered with ants.
Dense swarms of ants are crawling around and gnawing at the wounds in my daily life. This really proves the metaphor.
It's like millions of ants gnawing at you.
"Ah! I'll tell you, I'll tell you!!"
Some ants crawled into Xiao Ri's ears and nostrils. He could no longer bear the fear of tiny insects.
It is said that the miniature camera can be used to record the weapons and training methods in the military area and bring them back for everyone's reference.
Chen Mianmian asked what else was filmed here. Xiao Rizi gritted his teeth and said that there were also military secrets of the United States and even a list of spies hiding in the Flower-Growing Family.
Upon hearing this, Chen Mianmian's eyes lit up.
"Yo! You've done a great job," Chen Mianmian patted his shoulder happily, "so I decided to teach you a sentence in Chinese, so that if you encounter this kind of situation again in the future, it can save your life!
Come, read with me!"
Five minutes later, Chen Mianmian rode away on a pig to the accompaniment of "Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law, you are my grandfather and I am your grandson."
Gurgle, it was noon before he knew it. Chen Mianmian had originally planned to treat Su Buyan to a big meal in the mountains, but now he could only eat the food in his pocket.
I don’t know whether Su Buyan has eaten or is hungry!
“These little guys are so annoying. If they hadn’t come over, I would have been bitten by Su Buyan.
Who in my family understands? I just confessed my feelings and we've been apart for a long time. Sigh~"
Chen Mianmian was chewing on dry food and complaining, and the next second, the back of her head was hit by a cold gun barrel.
"You stinky bitch, I finally found you," Xiao Rizi glared at the back of Chen Mianmian's head proudly, speaking in broken Chinese, "You made us look bad, I'm going to kill you today!"
The young man was very excited, thinking about what Mr. Fujii said, that as long as he could get the woman's head back, he would be promoted and get rich.
There is a lot of women and getting rich quickly!
Even when he touched her, he felt it was too simple. A woman like this was not worth Mr. Fujii's trouble.
If this happened in China, such people would be killed directly.
When he thought of the glory after returning home, this man became arrogant. Looking at Chen Mianmian's motionless appearance, he even felt a little bored.
Killing him like this, doesn't it seem too easy? Mr. Fujii shouldn't give you so much.
Otherwise, torture it?
Thinking of this, he hit Chen Mianmian's back of the head with the barrel of the gun.
"Turn around and let me see what tricks you, a vulgar woman, have."
Chen Mianmian had just finished eating, so she asked the furry kids to go out and find food to fill their stomachs.
It was just such a coincidence that this person found the opportunity.
Chen Mianmian's lips trembled as she slowly turned around, blinking her big eyes and looking at this little guy.
"Sir, I'm just a weak pig farmer, I don't have any tricks.
If you could just treat me like a piece of shit, I would thank you for eighteen generations."
"Hmph, you think I'll let you go just like that? Dream on! I'm going to sever your tendons, cut out your tongue, gouge out your eyes, and then torture you to death 108 times..."
Xiao Rizi became more and more excited as he talked. Only such a death was worthy of his action.
Then the man suddenly had an idea, put away the pistol, took out a dagger, and prepared to cut the tendons of Chen Mianmian's hands and feet.
When Chen Mianmian saw the gun was put away, she immediately relaxed a lot.
He slowly took out the freshly washed scratcher from his pocket.
"Why didn't you tell me to put the gun away? I was so scared that I broke out in a sweat.
Since you've already started, is it okay for me to take a weapon to defend myself?"
Chen Mianmian raised the long scratcher on her little arm and used the Eight Directions Hidden Knife style of Night Fighting, circling around the neck and making gestures without leaving the vital parts.
If it really was a knife, Chen Mianmian would have slit her own throat.
When she was about to laugh to tears, Chen Mianmian hooked her fingers and squatted down.
"You, come here!"
Looking at this situation, Xiao Rizi knew that this clown-like woman finally had no way to delay time, so he sneered and rushed over.
It's a joke that a broken tickler wants to defeat him.
“Prepare to die!!”
"Today, my Tang family's Overlord Spear will regain its rank on the weapon list! Ah, fight!!"
Watching Xiao Rizi rushing towards her screaming and shouting, Chen Mianmian also spoke like a madman, reciting the lines from Stephen Chow's "Flirting Scholar"...
Then, the next second, he pulled out a pistol with a silencer from his pocket.
With a "biu" sound, the bullet hit him right in the middle of his eyebrows. Xiao Rizu never thought until his death that he would be shot in the head.
Chen Mianmian watched the man in front of him fall down with his eyes open, and blew on the barrel of the gun in a pretentious manner.
"There's an old saying among flower growers: villains always die because they talk too much. Why are you pretending to be so arrogant?
My tickler can’t kill anyone, but my pistol can, ah ha ha ha, ten rings!! I’m so awesome!!”
After being shot in the head, Chen Mianmian wanted to kiss herself twice.
She happily nodded and bowed to the big trees around her.
"Thank you for your praise, everyone. I will continue to work hard and leave everyone behind in this crazy race!"
After Chen Mianmian gave a dramatic speech after receiving her Olympic medal, she finally remembered to collect the spoils.
This time, the level was obviously higher. Not only was there a lot more cash, but there were also several pistols and even poison for injection.
"These things are obviously not good. I'll put them into Teng Gou's food later. Hehehe, it will definitely be exciting!"
After we finished cleaning up here, the dogs and pigs came back.
Everyone was startled to see someone next to Chen Mianmian, and rushed forward shouting and launching a series of attacks.
"Wow, Master, this is the tough guy you were talking about! We crushed his bones, but he didn't even say a word. He's a real tough guy!"
The wild boars had just eaten and were full of energy at this time. They tossed the little thing in the air, and I didn't hear any begging for mercy. I couldn't help but feel "respectful"!
Chen Mianmian twitched her lips and looked at the pigs in front of her who were obviously chatterboxes, feeling speechless.
Who did you learn all this from? You’re such a chatterbox.
The body of Xiao Rizi was already in a terrible state. Chen Mianmian squatted there, scratching her butt while thinking about what to do!
“It’s so hot, if I leave it out for too long it will break, otherwise I can drag it down the mountain and throw it on the rattan dog bed, which will definitely be a lively scene.
Alas, I am too kind after all! Since you are already dead, I will let you play the greatest role!"
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, her eyes shone brightly.
The pigs and dogs around her could tell she hadn't held her fart properly, but they loved it.
In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon. During this time, Chen Mianmian dragged the scattered bodies of the little ones and found two more people.
Not only friendly language teaching was carried out, but also wealth transfer was achieved.
Chen Mianmian smiled with satisfaction as she listened to their increasingly standard chants of "Happy New Year, brother and sister-in-law. You are my grandfather and I am your grandson."
I just felt that the red scarf on my chest was brighter.
Before they knew it, it was night, and the military dogs following the others came to report that they had found 14 hidden notes.
Even if we go down the mountain now, we will definitely win.
Chen Mianmian asked them to discuss it themselves, she was just a pig farmer and didn't understand these things.
Her goal is to clean up these little days in the mountains.
After all, she wouldn't be so ruthless as to let go of anyone who wanted to kill her!
Let the dogs continue to follow the other nine people and report any situation. Chen Mianmian ate dry food while finding the place where the little ones were resting.
The remaining five little guys didn't know if they noticed something, but they actually gathered together.
There were four wolfhounds on guard around them, and they were whispering to each other about countermeasures.
Chen Mianmian smeared the juice of crushed wild grass on her body, then ran to the downwind side, making sure that the wolfhounds could not detect her presence. Then she lay on the ground with her ears perked up to listen to their conspiracy.
Not to mention, these guys are not very capable, but they are full of bad intentions.
They found 6 notes, but they knew it was definitely not enough, so they prepared to steal the ones from Chen Mianmian.
Chen Mianmian looked at the people holding poison and silencers. It was not just a matter of robbery, it was clearly an attempt to silence them!
If that's the case, then she didn't feel any guilt at all when she robbed these people.
"Woo~woo~woo~"
Chen Mianmian imitated the strange and eerie cry of the gray forest owl (xiao sound) and let the wild boar carry Xiao Rizi's body and rush over.
When the five little boys heard the noise, they quickly put out the fire and shouted to the wolfhounds to be on the alert.
However, the wolfhounds were already in a difficult situation.
Four wolfhounds were kicked and bitten by more than a dozen military dogs.
Especially that dead guy, that little wolf had a bunch of ways to torture his opponents in his head, and he used them all on these four wolfhounds.
The body was carried by a wild boar and thrown to the ground when the five little men came near it.
It was pitch black all around, and the miserable howling of wolfhounds and the increasingly rapid chirping of birds filled their ears, making them even more impatient.
Without caring about what it was, he took out a silenced pistol and started firing.
Chen Mianmian listened to the dull sound of bullets hitting the flesh and rubbed his arm with a grimace.
"Tsk tsk tsk, such a good person has been turned into honeycomb coal!
Hehe, but it doesn’t matter, I still have four pieces of honeycomb coal that I haven’t used yet~”
Chen Mianmian no longer cared about the constipated expressions of the little ones when they found out that the targets they were shooting at were their companions.
She rode the pig back to where the four kids were tied up, tied them up one by one, and hung them behind the pig's butt.
He wandered in the mountains and forests, shouting the slogans taught by Chen Mianmian.
"Happy New Year xxxx, you are my grandfather and I am your grandson..."
As they shouted, they arrived not far from the five young men.
A military dog in charge of surveillance came to report that the five young men had discovered that the person who shot them was a companion.
They looked at the marks of being attacked by wild beasts and the dense bullet holes on their companions' bodies. Even if they went back and said that their companions were already dead before being shot, Mr. Fujii probably wouldn't believe it.
It would be better to put all the blame on the soldiers of the Flower Planting Party. As long as they kill everyone, I believe Mr. Fujii will not blame them.
As such, when he heard these four little guys shouting slogans, a cold murderous intent flashed in his eyes.
"We don't understand what they're saying. They must be soldiers from the Flower Clan. Kill them!!"
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