Chapter 188 Show yourself, little darling; the world is just a giant makeshift troupe
As he was speaking, the wild boar carrying the remaining five corpses also approached.
Chen Mianmian walked over and untied the straw rope tied to the pig. Five muffled sounds were heard.
"Show yourself, little darlings~"
Five corpses rolled in front of everyone, their clothes were stained with blood and were now black.
Especially the bullet holes all over his body, which makes people's scalp tingle. Did they treat him as a target?
"this……"
Fujii Souta stared with his eyes wide open, looking at his five subordinates who died with their eyes open, then looked down at the two losers who were hiding behind him. Why did he feel his blood pressure was a little high?
"Look, I picked up these five while picking vegetables.
I've already told you to pay attention to hygiene and protect the environment. This is not your daily life, how can you just throw garbage around?
Look, there are eight people in total, one alive for 3,000 yuan, seven dead for 7,000 yuan, that’s 10,000 yuan. Thank you for your patronage!
When they heard the number of ten thousand yuan, not only Fujii Shota, but even Song Chuliu and the others wanted to cover their chests.
In just one day and one night, San Feng earned ten thousand yuan.
It seems that asking them for a few hundred yuan in the past was really a sky-high price.
"Ten thousand? We're here to visit, not to do charity. Who would bring so much money with them for no reason?
I can only take out 3,000 now, no more!"
Fujii Souta was so angry at this moment that he no longer maintained any airs. If it weren't for the language barrier, he would have wanted to start arguing with Chen Mianmian directly.
Chen Mianmian nodded when she heard it, turned around and asked everyone to carry the corpse onto the pig's back.
"Three thousand yuan, you're sending beggars away, I'm going to throw these people into the city's public toilets.
When the time comes, write down where your body will be buried, and the fee will be one cent per time!
Humph, even the toilets would be packed with money. It won't be long before I can save up 10,000 yuan. Do I still need you to pay for it?"
The more Chen Mianmian thought about it, the more feasible it seemed to her. Given the deep hatred between the two countries, if the citizens knew they were living in a cesspool, they might not eat the one-cent food, but they had to use the toilet.
It has to be a big deal.
It's all about the excitement of wanting to touch shit and piss, chuachua, walking by, how much money can you make!!
"Commander Song, please find a reporter from a newspaper to report this.
Take the internal strife and killing among the people in their daily lives. The visiting delegation not only buried the bodies without regard for their compatriots' feelings, but also cruelly abandoned them in the wilderness.
Is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? "
As soon as Chen Mianmian said this, Song Chuliu nodded quickly. This title is great. It sounds like something that is so unscrupulous in daily life.
When Fujii Shota heard that his compatriots were going to be thrown into the pit and watered by other people's excrement, he immediately refused to do it.
"You are insulting us, I will sue you in the International Court of Justice!
You, the soldiers of the Flower Planting Country, actually treat foreign guests on friendly visits like this. You will be condemned!"
When Chen Mianmian heard this, she immediately slapped him in the face. Without waiting for him to ask for international condemnation, she sat on the ground and started howling while slapping her thigh.
"I'm not lucky, God, please open your eyes and strike this little day to death!
I went up the mountain to pick vegetables and feed the pigs, and I worked so hard to carry down all these corpses.
Not only did they not thank me, but they also bullied me~"
"You shrew, vulgar woman, you want me to give you money? Impossible!"
Fujii Shota was so angry with Chen Mianmian that he almost learned Chinese to curse at her, and he even pulled the translator to curse at her.
On the other side, Su Buyan was already checking the body of the person who had been shot.
He picked out several bullets from the corpse. Except for the one that hit the center of the forehead, which was a domestically produced bullet, the others were all types commonly used in daily life.
Su Buyan hid his own bullet while no one was looking, and walked over with the other models.
"Mr. Fujii, let's not talk about the transportation costs of the bodies for now, let's talk about the bullets.
You keep accusing our soldiers of a sneak attack and slandering our reputation. You need to give us an explanation."
In order to make the visiting delegation feel safe during their visit, the weapons these people carry are specially approved, but they need to be reported.
At this moment, Song Chuliu asked someone to call the imperial capital and ask them to verify the models of guns and ammunition reported by Xiao Rizi.
In fact, for such an obvious frame-up, anyone with a brain can find the flaw.
But the problem is that in these days, you would never have thought that someone would go up the mountain and pick up a corpse for no reason.
Originally, as long as there was no evidence to prove their wrongdoing, they would still hold on to their secrets. When the time came, the delegation would leave in a huff. Even if they found out the truth later, what would it matter?
The flower-growing soldiers will still be smeared.
Thinking of this, Fujii Sota glared at Chen Mianmian fiercely.
Who is this woman and why could she force them to this point?
Chen Mianmian was still crying and shouting here. She used her special skills again and rolled her body in a circle on the ground.
"If I don't succeed, I'll throw these corpses into the cesspool right now!"
"Mr. Fujii, please explain to us that although our flower-growing family is economically backward, our national dignity cannot be trampled upon."
Su Buyan followed Chen Mianmian's rhythm, holding the bullet and demanding an explanation from Fujii Souta.
On this side, there were cries that pierced his ears like the sound of a devil, and on the other side, there were soldiers who were watching him covetously. Fujii Souta wanted to slap himself twice.
Why did he have to be so greedy for credit and come to this damn place?
Now, not only did I not gain any credit, but I also lost all my reputation.
"Ahem, let me say a few words," Crofts, who was standing aside watching the show, finally spoke up. "There's an old saying about growing flowers: harmony is the most valuable.
This time, it was indeed the little people who acted too recklessly, bringing shame to everyone, but they also suffered heavy losses. I believe you can understand Mr. Fujii's irrationality."
Crofts thought that after all, they were here together, and if things got too awkward, it would damage their reputation.
The flower-growing soldiers all frowned. Why should peace be the most important thing?
It is obvious that they are looking for trouble. If they retreat, it is not because of the value of peace, but because the face of the country does not allow them to retreat.
Without waiting for Chu Zheng to speak, Chen Mianmian jumped up and ran to him with her hand out.
“Since you say that, you must be a generous person.
You will have to pay for our daily life. As long as you pay 10,000 yuan, you can leave smoothly.
If you don’t give it to me… hum…”
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and the military dogs immediately formed a line, lying on the ground with their teeth bared, ready to attack at any time.
Crofts's face suddenly changed. He didn't expect that this woman would dare to ask him for money?
"I'm not someone who lives a simple life, why should I help them pay?"
"Yeah, but you're not from our flower-growing family, so why should you forgive us?
Today, if they give us money, everything will be fine. If they don’t pay us… the animals in the back mountain can kill these bastards, so they can kill all of you!”
A fierce light flashed in Chen Mianmian's eyes. She was still that skinny little girl, but suddenly her aura became extremely powerful.
Crofts was frightened by the murderous intent that burst out from Chen Mianmian. He looked at the military dogs that were staring at him hungrily, swallowed his saliva, and took a step back.
"Mr. Fujii, I can only help you so far."
Crofts shrugged and said that he wanted to protect himself. Fujii Souta was unable to say anything and turned to ask the beauties for help.
Before he could even open his mouth, Chen Mianmian ran over with her hand outstretched!
"As Xiao Ri's protector, you failed to supervise this matter. Logically, the guardian should have paid the full amount.
But since none of you are participating in this competition, I will simply charge you 5,000 yuan for your emotional distress!"
“What”
The pretty girls were puzzled by Chen Mianmian's bizarre train of thought. Did they speak? Did they not say a word?
What? I have to pay tax for breathing?
Five thousand yuan, they may not even have five thousand in their savings!
"You won't give it to me, right? Come on, let's settle the bill.
Originally, you were supposed to have five people competing, right? So among the eight people lying there, there should be five of you.
I went through so much trouble to retrieve the body, should I be paid?"
When Chen Mianmian said this, the pretty girls instantly fell into deep thought. It seemed to be the case, but... why did it always feel a little weird?
Song Chuliu watched as Chen Mianmian tricked Xiao Piaoliang into submission, and pinched his thigh hard to stop himself from laughing.
"That's not right," suddenly, a pretty girl realized, "We didn't go there either, why should we give you money?"
"Can you just not give it to me if you didn't go? It's even more wrong not to go!
Originally, only five people would have died in our daily life, but you didn't go. Now look what happened, all ten of them are gone.
Shouldn't you give me some compensation for mental damage and give me another 5,000 yuan?"
Chen Mianmian is a master of sophistry and never follows the beaten path.
After the translation was finished, Fujii Souta's eyes suddenly lit up, that's right!
If I let Xiao Piaoliang pay 5,000, I can get 5,000 less.
So they really went to negotiate with the pretty girl, saying that their subordinates had become their scapegoats and they should pay funeral expenses.
"Mr. Fujii, it was you who begged us to give up our place in the competition, so why are you putting the blame on us now?
No wonder all your people died, you deserved it!"
The pretty girl didn't tolerate Fujii Souta and directly retorted.
The two sides were talking back and forth, speaking in different languages, and even the translator was about to utter foam at the mouth.
The translators from the Flower Planting Family were also eating melons while relaying the story, and Song Chuliu and the others' eyes lit up when they heard it.
Chen Mianmian even took out some melon seeds from her pocket and distributed them to everyone. Then a group of people lined up and watched the visiting delegations on both sides quarrel.
"Kacha... Who do you think will win? Kacha!"
Song Chuliu was eating melon seeds and guessed that it was Xiao Piaoliang, after all, he was the father.
"I think (chew chew chew), it should be him... Hehe, because he is shameless (chew chew chew)."
Chen Mianmian put forward her argument and everyone else nodded.
But some people think that all this is too fantastical. The team that can come to visit must at least have high emotional intelligence and outstanding abilities.
But looking at these two groups of people, they are arguing so hard that they are about to fight!
Chen Mianmian listened to their thoughts and shrugged.
"The world is actually a huge makeshift group. They look like smart people, but they are actually big fools behind the scenes."
Chen Mianmian explained to everyone that when the Canadian representative was signing the surrender document, he misread the format and signed his name on the French side.
He single-handedly changed the signatures of the country representatives at the end.
The most important thing is that this thing is still in the museum for tourists to visit and take pictures.
So sometimes, what seems like a brilliant internal struggle or business war is actually just pouring water on a money tree, bribing the cleaning staff to regularly turn off the power at the opponent's house, or bringing people to destroy the opponent's goods...
After listening to Chen Mianmian's words, everyone suddenly realized that what she said made sense.
While everyone here was shocked by Chen Mianmian's popular science, the visiting delegations from the two countries were arguing fiercely.
“Crack, crack!”
Suddenly, the visiting delegations from both countries heard the sound of shutter clicks. They turned around and found someone was taking pictures of them passionately with a camera.
Chen Mianmian next to him was shouting and giving orders.
"Yes, yes, this angle is very good, it captures their astonishment and stupidity.
Did you take pictures of them grabbing each other's collars just now? We'll print them out and put them on the newspaper headlines, saying it's shocking that the visiting delegations from two countries fought over a beautiful young woman. The truth is..."
The reporter who took the photo thought Chen Mianmian's title was very good.
If we print it out like this, it will sell out tomorrow!!!
This person was the one who interviewed Chen Mianmian last time. She asked someone to contact him before going up the mountain yesterday.
This person just came in this morning after passing through layers of screening. I was originally worried that I wouldn't be able to take good pictures, but now my qualities as a reporter are instantly aroused. These are all materials!
"Sir, they're sending out newspapers!"
The translators hurriedly pulled their family members who were still arguing together, wishing they could slap everyone from both teams and kick them out.
Grandma, I've been working as a translator these days and have spoken as much as I normally would in half a year.
Their brains are like being pushed by pigs, so fucking stupid!
Fujii Souta had forgotten why they were arguing, and suddenly realized that it was all caused by Chen Mianmian.
"What on earth are you going to do, woman?"
"You want money? Ten thousand! I'll give you these photos and the dead body. Take them away and I'll take you a thousand miles away.
But if you don’t pay, then don’t blame the professional ethics of our journalist comrades.”
Fujii Souta had to accept this blatant threat. After all, he didn't want his name and face to be ridiculed internationally.
The people of the United States were gloating and just crossed their arms to watch him in trouble.
Even when Chen Mianmian asked for five thousand yuan, he took out the beautiful currency and waved it in front of Fujii Souta as if showing off.
"We not only give money, but also give our money. Unlike some poor people who come out for visits without even enough money!"
Chen Mianmian's instigation was very effective. At this moment, the people of the two countries had become enemies and were not afraid to protect each other at all.
I even wanted to kick the other person.
Fujii Souta held his forehead in his hand speechlessly, thinking that everyone around him was a bunch of idiots!!
Haha what a complete idiot! How can a person be so dumb as to give out money on his own initiative? Even the reasons given are too far-fetched.
Chen Mianmian came here and saw the beautiful currency for the first time. With the current exchange rate of 2.7, 5,000 yuan was equivalent to 13,500 yuan!
Developed, developed!!
She kissed the banknotes twice like a money-grubber, and put the money in her pocket despite the envious and jealous eyes of everyone.
"You won't give me any money, right? These dead bodies can't arouse your sympathy, right? Fine, then I'll show you Berber's big carp jumping around!"
After saying that, Chen Mianmian clapped his hands, and the members of the military dog team brought up the Xiao Ri Zi spy who was captured in the last operation.
Since they arrived here, they have been tortured and interrogated. Not only that, these Chinese pigs only gave them water and very small amounts of food.
Now they were almost starving and exhausted. When they saw Chen Mianmian, they all cursed her in trivial words.
Chen Mianmian was not annoyed and pointed at the big iron pot on Zhao Mingzhi's head.
"Since Mr. Fujii doesn't like to be dead for too long, I'll kill these and stew them for you right away, so you can experience the authentic local specialties of our place, the iron pot stew!"
"Stop it, you devil!!"
Fujii's pupils trembled violently as he looked at his arrested compatriots. He had contacted these people before going abroad and they said that they had already controlled the core members of the Northern Military District.
Given time, we will surely be able to capture all the soldiers of the Flower-Growing Family.
But now, he was tied up like a pig or sheep to be slaughtered, which made Fujii Sota very angry.
"Humph, you want me to stop? Fine, a life is five thousand, and here are twenty small days. If you really don't have money, you can exchange it for weapons and ammunition.
Or, you mentioned a treasure hidden in a flower-growing family~"
When Chen Mianmian thought about the treasure to be dug, a lewd smile appeared on her face.
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