Chapter 190 Without you, how can I earn so much money?
Originally, Chen Mianmian was trying to deceive Tenggou, but she didn't expect that there was actually someone in Chuan Song City who could be contacted.
Song Chuliu and Chu Zheng looked at each other, their eyes heavy.
It seems that the task of eradicating spies is a long and arduous one.
Fujii Souta was taken to the office building to make a phone call. He was wearing only a pair of shorts. As he walked past, many soldiers gave him strange looks.
Wow, it turns out to be the three crazy people in their military region. Look, in just two days, they have driven Xiao Zi crazy.
Great, great!!
Fujii Souta endured the mocking gazes, his face burning as he went to make the phone call.
After the call was connected, Fujii Souta spoke in secret language and stated his request in casual language.
It was a short conversation, less than ten seconds, and it was impossible to track them down.
After the call, Fujii Shota was obviously much more relaxed. When he walked back, Chen Mianmian had already fallen asleep on the pig's back.
Not only that, Su Buyan stood above her head to block the sunlight for her, and fanned her with a palm-leaf fan that he got from somewhere.
Song Chuliu looked at Chen Mianmian with a loving face. Usually this girl acted crazy and seemed to have endless energy.
But now she is quite cute when she is sleeping like this, especially her little face which is becoming more and more pretty.
Just when the elders were living a peaceful life, the other members of the military dog team looked at him resentfully. Why was this guy so ambitious that he snatched away all the opportunities that everyone wanted to show off.
But they didn't dare to say anything. After all, this was the captain's legal husband. Besides, they couldn't beat Su Buyan.
When Fujii Souta came back, he saw Chen Mianmian's leisurely look and snorted coldly.
As soon as the voice sounded, Chen Mianmian immediately opened her eyes and sat up.
"I heard the sound of 95,000 yuan. Quick, let me see where my money is?"
Sure enough, everyone's feeling that Chen Mianmian was quiet and peaceful was just an illusion. As long as she opened her eyes, it would be like a demon child being born.
Fujii Souta gave them an address and asked them to go and collect the money.
Song Chuliu and Chu Zheng looked at each other and sent out the scouts who were best at tracking.
Chen Mianmian also took the opportunity of going to the toilet to send out three military dogs to follow and see if they could track the other party based on the scent.
While waiting, Chen Mianmian tilted her head and stared at Fujii Souta.
He didn't say anything, just stared at him, making Fujii Souta feel like he was being stared at by a hyena.
What on earth was she trying to do? He had already taken the risk of being discovered by the undercover agent and taken out the money, so why was she still looking at him like that?
"That?" Chen Mianmian looked at Fujii Souta with a flattering smile, "Mr. Fujii, are you going to take these with you when you leave?
If you don't take it with you, how are you going to bury it?
I offer a one-stop funeral service, including burials, cremation, sea burial, water burial, burial in a cesspool, filial sons breaking pots, and even ghost marriages. Woohoo..."
At the end of the conversation, Chu Zheng clamped Chen Mianmian's mouth again.
It's not something that can be said casually. The crackdown on feudal superstitions is so severe nowadays. This dead girl has really never been beaten by society.
Chen Mianmian stared at Chu Zheng. Old Deng, just because he hasn't caused any trouble recently, he has forgotten how powerful he is, right?
He actually grabbed her mouth for no reason. What if he made her beautiful, chubby, red and tender lips thicker?
I'll dig a hole in front of his house and make this old man fall into the shit, hehe.
Chen Mianmian and Chu Zheng were "fighting" with their eyes, while Fujii Souta was really in trouble. It seemed that these corpses could not be transported back.
But if he were to be buried directly here, with Chen Mianmian's crazy appearance, he would have been thrown into the cesspool.
"Is there a cremation site here? I want to take my companion's ashes back home."
Fujii Souta's face was filled with grief. Upon hearing this, Chen Mianmian quickly pulled Chu Zheng's hand away and ran to him.
"I also offer cremation. The temperature is high and the atmosphere is lively. I guarantee the ashes will be bleached white."
Fujii Souta always felt something was wrong when he saw Chen Mianmian's almost flattering smile.
Sure enough, the next second, Chen Mianmian reached out.
"Eleven bodies in total. I'll give you a peace and friendship price of five thousand!"
It just happens to make a whole number with the 95,000 just now. Oh, it’s really good news for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder!
"I was saying, hahahaha, I was wondering why you were so proactive, as expected..."
Seeing Chen Mianmian asking for money, Fujii Souta felt strangely excited. It’s okay, she only wants money, not her life!
Looking at Fujii Souta's crazy look, Chen Mianmian took a step back with some disgust and turned to look at Xiao Rizi's translator.
"Can your delegation be more professional? This kind of mentality is clearly problematic. Can you please not bring it abroad? It will only damage the country's image!"
The translator looked at Chen Mianmian in surprise, and even had the urge to spit in her face.
Who is mentally ill to torture them like this?
It's just someone like Fujii Souta. If it were anyone else, they would have gone crazy long ago!
Burning eleven people costs five thousand. Where the hell can I find such a good deal?
After Fujii Souta finished laughing, the translator thought he would refuse directly, but unexpectedly he nodded readily.
"I knew you wouldn't give up. I just asked for 100,000 yuan, and sure enough, hahahaha, I was right!"
Maybe it was because of the huge amount of 95,000 mentioned earlier, now that Chen Mianmian wanted 5,000, Fujii Souta even thought it was cheap.
"Okay, just wait, I'll help you refine these corpses!"
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, she ordered people to carry the bodies up. After they were out of Fujii Souta's sight, she quickly asked the team members to take the bodies to the back mountain for burial.
She ran to the military district's canteen, picked out some pork bones and offal, and roasted them on the fire.
While waiting for the bones to be roasted, Chen Mianmian asked for some flour and found eleven small plastic bags, which were the leftovers from the brown sugar bought by the chefs.
Chen Mianmian had to work hard to get it.
When Su Buyan came, Chen Mianmian was smashing the roasted pork bones with an axe.
The crackling sound is quite crisp.
"Mianmian... these... are the ashes you want to give to Fujii Souta?"
He was a little bit unbelievable, it turned out that ashes could be faked in this way!
"Yeah, anyway, Fujii Sota only wants the ashes, and she didn't say they belong to those eleven people.
It doesn't matter if it's the pig's, it doesn't matter if it's burned. Not only did I save those dead from the danger of being burned, but I also gave their families a place to express their grief. I'm so kind~"
This would have been quite convincing if Chen Mianmian hadn't been smashing bones while speaking.
In a short while, all the bones were smashed. Chen Mianmian deliberately left some broken bones of uneven sizes so that it would look more natural.
Then pour the broken bones, some ashes, and flour into the bag, shake it vigorously, and mix them evenly.
"Okay, job done, five thousand dollars in hand!"
Chen Mianmian divided the ashes into eleven bags, sealed them with candles, and threw them to Su Buyan to carry.
When the two returned, the money had been retrieved.
It’s exactly 100,000 yuan.
Chen Mianmian threw the eleven bags of ashes to Fujii Souta, and she looked at the box of great unity with shining eyes.
"Money, it's all money, mehahaha, ten, happy ten, thirty... one north, happy north, three north, hehe..."
Chen Mianmian counted the 100,000 yuan in cash for a long time without letting up his lips. If he smiled any wider, his tonsils would be visible.
Fujii Souta gave the money and returned the clothes of the little ones.
They quickly put on their clothes and felt a little more comfortable, but it must be said that in such a hot summer, just wearing a pair of shorts is really comfortable!
"Why are the ashes stored in such a simple container? Can't five thousand yuan buy eleven boxes?"
Chen Mianmian had just finished counting the money and closed the box with satisfaction. The look in her eyes when she looked at Fujii Souta was unusually calm.
"Five thousand dollars is just for your ashes. If you want to put them in a box, that's another price."
Fujii Souta is now having a stress disorder whenever the topic of money is mentioned, so he quickly put away the eleven bags of ashes.
Actually, this is a good thing. When they return to China, their families will buy urns for their ashes.
In this way, the money and ashes were given, and Fujii Souta no longer had to stay.
He didn't even bother to say farewell and just ran away with his team.
He was fine when he came, but now he is leaving as if he is fleeing.
The pretty girls gave them five thousand yuan in nice cash, and Chen Mianmian generously let them leave.
When Crofts was about to leave, Chen Mianmian tilted her head to look at him.
"Sir, don't forget our 100 machine guns. You can give us 200.
Of course, if you give us 300 on a whim, we'd be even happier. Oh, there's no need to give us 400 machine guns. If you think that's too much, you can get a discount."
Hearing Chen Mianmian asking for more and more, Crofts was so scared that sweat broke out on his forehead.
He kept saying that he would never forget it, and then ran away with his translator.
Chen Mianmian rode a pig and followed them, using mental attacks along the way.
"Sir, you're not coming, sir?
Sir, when will you come next time?
Sir, are you guys just leaving like this? Sir, without you, how can I earn so much money!! "
The faster Chen Mianmian chased, the faster those people ran. When they reached the gate of the military district, they all jumped into the cars at a speed never seen before.
“Go go go!!!”
Everyone in the car was urging the driver to drive faster. The driver couldn't understand what they were saying, but he could read their expressions.
I looked back curiously, and in the rearview mirror, there was a pretty girl riding a pig. She wasn't a monster, so how could she be so scared as if she was being chased by a tiger?
But since he is here to pick up foreign guests, there is no need to worry too much.
Hearing the urging of these foreigners, the drivers stepped on the accelerator and the car completely left the military area.
Chen Mianmian didn't even see the taillights of the car behind her, so she gave up chasing it.
"Tsk, you run pretty fast. I'll ask for 200,000 next time you come!"
Chen Mianmian was dissatisfied with these people running too fast. After these two days of close contact, didn’t they have any regrets?
She scolded the foreign guests for being stingy while riding the pig back.
Everyone gathered in the conference hall to hold a summary meeting on the experience of receiving foreign guests.
Chen Mianmian sat at the door, holding the box containing her money, counting the money while listening to their truth.
This time, the only fighting force is Chen Mianmian, and it has been agreed before that any money she takes out will belong to her personally.
So no matter how jealous everyone was, no one was so shameless as to ask her to contribute to the army.
Everyone was afraid that those little guys would start exaggerating and saying things that distorted right and wrong after arriving in the imperial capital.
So Chu Zheng wrote a detailed report by hand, attached the contracts signed with the visiting delegations of the three countries, and had it urgently delivered to the central department responsible for receiving foreign guests.
With Chen Mianmian's experience of causing trouble, Chu Zheng also said in the letter that reporters should be allowed to follow wherever there are foreigners.
Anyone who dares to say anything that is detrimental to our country's image and reputation will be made public.
They also sent out the films that the reporters had taken previously. As long as they were developed, they would be a means to control these foreigners, especially Fujii Souta.
I guess people in his own country haven't noticed that Mr. Fujii, who has made great military achievements, is actually quite white.
The meeting didn't last long. After all, they didn't contribute much, and most of the time it was Chen Mianmian who was acting.
I have to say that Chen Mianmian did a great job in this operation. It has been a long time since we saw those diplomatic missions coming in so proudly and leaving so dejectedly.
The most important thing is that I lost so much money and there is no way to get it back. After all, there are reasons for all this.
"Alright, those annoying guys are finally gone, and our competition is almost over. If there's nothing else to say, let's disband and go back to rest."
Song Chuliu waved his hand, encouraging everyone to speak actively. The others had nothing to say and were about to get up and leave.
Chen Mianmian at the door closed the door and smiled gently.
"Chen Mianmian, what are you doing? We haven't offended you, you can't steal our money!!"
In the past two days, whenever Chen Mianmian showed this smile, someone's wallet would be in danger. Everyone quickly covered their pockets and vowed to protect their last asset at all costs.
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