Chapter 222: Five uncles have only eight teeth; if you dare to come, we dare to fight
"Why didn't you just say that earlier? Why put us through all this trouble?"
When Chen Mianmian heard this, she clapped her hands, and everyone immediately put away their guns and continued to dismantle the tank.
"Stop demolishing it, stop demolishing it. I'm going to have to pay for it, why are you still demolishing it?"
The Russian officer shouted until his throat was hoarse, but Chen Mianmian shrugged innocently.
"I have to restore you, right? Besides, you're handing over money, hostages, and tanks.
I give you 24 hours to deliver the goods to the border, otherwise I will dismantle this tank."
After hearing this, the Russians stopped talking for a moment, got into the car and hurried back to their country to prepare supplies and ammunition.
After Chen Mianmian's people left, she quickly ran to call the Northern Military Region.
"Grandpa Song, I've got a tank back. Please send a military expert over to record the data. We only have 24 hours."
After all, no one is a professional. Chen Mianmian is afraid that the records will be wrong and delay their own weapons research, so it would be better to find an expert.
When Song Chuliu heard this, he almost choked to death on his saliva.
This damn girl just said she wanted a tank yesterday, and today she got it back herself? ?
He quickly asked what happened, and Chen Mianmian described it vividly. When he mentioned that the Russian officer was so scared that he hugged Captain Zhou's thigh and howled, the dentures given to Song Chuliu almost flew out.
"Okay, good girl, you're truly Grandpa's good granddaughter. Don't worry, I'll call the capital right now and have them send an expert over by plane."
After Song Chuliu hung up the phone, he quickly contacted the imperial capital. They heard that the border defense forces intercepted a tank and an armored vehicle, both of which were made in the Bear Country, and they quickly deployed them.
A team of ten experts was quickly assembled and flew to the border defense force overnight.
At this time, electric wires were pulled in the yard of the troops and light bulbs of the maximum wattage were installed, illuminating the area where the tanks were placed very brightly.
When the experts arrived, they didn't even bother to drink water, and were so happy to see the tanks of the Bear Country.
In recent years, the flower-growing countries have been recuperating and have been suppressed repeatedly internationally, and it is not because their military and economy cannot keep up.
They must work harder to make the country's weapons more advanced.
"Hurry, hurry, we only have a dozen hours left, hurry! We can't waste a minute or a second."
The ten experts were divided into two groups, one responsible for tanks and the other responsible for armored vehicles.
Other outsiders don’t understand, but they can help out from the outside.
There were clearly more than a hundred people in the huge venue, but apart from the experts who were muttering data while surveying, no one else spoke.
From sunset to sunrise, no one is tired, but full of energy.
Experts dare not relax in the slightest, for fear that a single wrong data will make subsequent research difficult.
Although they are all over 50 years old, they are more energetic than young people at this moment.
From time to time, they would exclaim in surprise of sudden enlightenment, or express admiration, marveling at the rapid development of the heavy industry in the Bear Country.
"Report, officers from the Mao Bear Country are coming."
Before we knew it, 24 hours had passed, but we still hadn't assembled the tank.
"Don't panic, experts, continue assembling. I'll go buy time."
Chen Mianmian wiped her face and walked out. Sure enough, the officer who came this time was the same officer from yesterday, followed by more than a dozen large trucks full of ammunition and supplies.
"We have the goods. Hand over our tanks and prisoners immediately."
After the officer finished speaking, he was about to go inside but was stopped by Chen Mianmian.
"I believe you if you say you've brought the things. I have to count them in person. Otherwise, if the quantity is wrong and you run away again, where can I go to seek justice?
I can’t finish ordering all these things today, so none of you can leave.”
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, she clapped her hands, and five old men with crutches came over.
It is no exaggeration to say that these five people have a total of eight teeth, which are treasures that Chen Mianmian found from the herdsmen early this morning.
These old men don't have to do anything, just cause trouble here.
"Uncle, please help me count it!"
Chen Mianmian pointed at the truck and shouted.
"Ah~ What did you say~ You want to treat us to fish and shrimp? Okay, okay, I, an old man, have never eaten shrimp in my life!"
An old man bared his only remaining tooth and nodded at Chen Mianmian.
"No, it's an inventory! Count the ammunition!!"
Chen Mianmian cupped her hands into a trumpet shape and repeated loudly.
"Who gets internal heat from peeing? Drink more water if you get internal heat..."
The old men here interrupted and ten minutes passed unknowingly. There was no progress at all, and the officer was sweating profusely.
He was worried every day when the tanks and armored vehicles were here.
"If you want to take inventory, can't you ask the soldiers? Or we can help you!"
"Don't move, no one of you are allowed to move," Chen Mianmian stretched out Erkang's hand to stop their movements. "These things are ours after we get here. If you dare to move, it's robbery!
Our soldiers are not allowed to patrol, train, or watch you, the bear country, running around?
Do you think everyone is like you, thinking of provoking other countries? I went to great lengths to invite these old men here, so don't mess with them. If you break anything, I'll extort you 88,000 yuan!"
After hearing what Chen Mianmian said, the officer really withdrew his hand that was about to pat the old man.
It looked like these old men were about to go to see Changshengtian. If they died here, the flower-growing family would be worried about having no excuse to attack.
He must not be a sinner.
"Okay, then we'll wait here and see how long you can finish the count!"
The officer directly found a stool from the car, sat on the open space, and watched Chen Mianmian and the five uncles count the supplies.
The old men already had weak legs and feet, and even after struggling to move the grain, they still couldn't get more than 200 kilograms.
Chen Mianmian was so eager to count the food grain by grain that she either complained that the bags from the Turtle Country were too heavy or that the food they sent did not look good.
After a few hours of trouble, the officers of the Bear Country finally felt that something was wrong.
This girl was so obsessed with money yesterday, why does she seem so calm today?
"You guys have dismantled our tanks and are now stalling for time?"
"Nonsense, that's just fucking alarmist," Chen Mianmian waved her hand and denied it decisively, "We flower growers value our promises. If I say I'll give it to you, I mean it.
If you don’t believe it, just take these things away, we don’t want them!”
Chen Mianmian was worried that she had no chance to argue, but the officer's words instantly gave her an excuse, and she stiffened her neck and was eager to try.
"Why don't you ask me about me? I'm the one praised by great men as half the sky, the pig-killing heroine of Chuan Song City, and a skilled wolf hunter...
I've traveled south and north, even had my legs crushed on railway tracks. Even a spit is worth a nail. You say I'm stalling for time, isn't that a slap in the face?"
With every word she spoke, she took a step closer to the officer. Although she was petite and didn't even reach his chest, she was forced to retreat repeatedly.
"I'm just guessing. As long as you quickly count and return our tanks, I'll believe you..."
When Chen Mianmian heard this, her face was filled with disbelief, as if she was holding her heart.
"You actually don't believe me. How could we, with such a large military region, still embezzle your little stuff?
Can we dismantle and reassemble tanks and armored vehicles within 24 hours? You are simply slandering us.
Your words hurt my heart, I need comfort~"
After Chen Mianmian finished speaking, the officer was stunned.
Fortunately, the translator he brought this time was quite capable and was able to translate the general meaning.
But the officer didn’t understand what Chen Mianmian meant by comfort, they were not familiar with each other!
Looking at his silly look, the old man with a cane beside him couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"She wants you to pay her back!" the old man said with disdain, "You look so stupid, how can you become an officer? On our grassland, you're not even needed to herd sheep!"
The translator relayed the old man's words, making the officer glare in anger.
"You guys don't have good hearing, how come you understand now? Are you kidding me?"
"What did you say?" The old man was deaf again when faced with the officer's question. "We don't use sauce when we roast lamb. We eat it with chives!"
Chen Mianmian stood by, listening to the officer and the old man talking incoherently. She tried to hold back her laughter until her nostrils stretched twice as wide, but she didn't dare laugh out loud.
Finally, the officer couldn't stand it anymore, covered the translator's mouth, and waved his hand to let the old man continue counting.
"Okay!"
The old man was hard of hearing, but he heard this sentence very clearly. He agreed immediately and went to count the cows in the carriage.
Looking at so many cows, the old men sighed.
With these cows, many children can have enough to eat and no longer go hungry.
The officer looked at these five old men and found that apart from their slow movements and poor hearing, they seemed to be working.
Chen Mianmian was also counting carefully, and suddenly doubts arose in her mind. Could it be that they really didn't want to steal the tanks, but wanted to show their power to the Russian Bear Country?
Thinking of this, the officer turned his head to look at the company he brought with him, and instantly felt confident again.
Humph, he has made sufficient preparations this time. As long as the soldiers of the Flower-Growing Country dare to take action, their Bear Country can also tear a hole here!
Time passed little by little, and the sun became increasingly scorching. Everyone was sweating profusely and becoming increasingly impatient, but Chen Mianmian had not yet finished counting half of the items.
"Aren't you finished ordering yet?"
The officer wiped the sweat from his forehead and said just this one sentence, and Chen Mianmian suddenly went crazy.
"Can't you tell if I've finished ordering? Oh my god, I'm not winning. These bastards are bullying me.
I was about to finish ordering, but he insisted on interrupting me. Now everything is messed up. I am so upset..."
Chen Mianmian lay on the ground, spinning in circles and crying, and the grass around her was formed into a perfect circle by her.
Everyone's eyes widened as they watched, what kind of skill is this? It's amazing!
"I'm going to report you to the central government!! (broken voice)"
The officer listened to Chen Mianmian's hysterical voice, his hands on his holster, and for a moment he wanted to shoot her.
However, at this moment, Su Buyan brought his men out and quickly stood in front of the officer, blocking him and Chen Mianmian.
"Mianmian, let us help you count!"
"Okay, okay! I knew you were the best~"
When Chen Mianmian saw Su Buyan coming out, she finally breathed a sigh of relief. The experts had finally assembled the tank.
If she doesn't come out soon, she will have no reason to make a scene.
With Su Buyan coming out with fully armed soldiers, the morale of the soldiers of the two countries changed instantly.
Everyone was on high alert, staring at each other closely.
An hour later, the inventory was completed and all the numbers matched the list. When everything was put into storage, the officer breathed a sigh of relief.
"Can we let him go now?"
"sure!"
Chen Mianmian was very efficient this time. He clapped his hands and a long list of prisoners was sent out.
As for tanks and armored vehicles, they were also pushed out.
Looking at the two big guys intact, the officer felt relieved.
After counting the number of people and making sure no one was left behind, everyone was allowed to get on the bus and prepare to leave.
Just before getting on the car, the officer suddenly turned around and looked at Chen Mianmian.
"You are acting recklessly towards our country, Mao Xiong. Aren't you afraid of provoking a war between our two countries?"
Hearing this, Chen Mianmian snorted coldly and looked at him with absolute confidence.
"Behind me are millions of Chinese people. The dignity won by the soldiers who defended their country is not for you to trample on at will.
I am not afraid of provoking a war between the two countries, but you should carefully consider whether you dare to fight against us, the flower-growing country!
The barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. If you dare to come, we will fight!"
Chen Mianmian deliberately spoke in the language of flower planting, her voice was sonorous and powerful, with absolute national confidence.
As the surrounding soldiers applauded enthusiastically, the officer's translator also relayed this message.
The officer looked at Chen Mianmian and for the first time saw the tenacity and fortitude of a soldier from her face full of laughter, anger and scolding.
At this moment, the officer completely remembered Chen Mianmian's face. He had a hunch that this woman would definitely be a difficult person to deal with if he met her on the battlefield in the future.
“Boom!”
As the convoy left, the tanks and armored vehicles also left. Chen Mianmian covered his chest with his hands, his face full of pain.
"My armored vehicles, my tanks... How can I pretend to be awesome without you guys... Don't worry, I will definitely bring you back!"
After Chen Mianmian said this, Su Buyan on the side always felt something was wrong.
I asked her softly how she was so sure that she could get these two big guys back.
The next second, Chen Mianmian laughed obscenely and took out a handful of strange parts from his pocket.
"As a layman in mechanics, it's normal for me to miss a few parts when assembling tanks and armored vehicles, right?
It's okay for me to leave the key behind, right? And it would be even more okay for me to take it back the next time we meet on the battlefield, right?"
Su Buyan looked at the parts in Chen Mianmian's hand, then looked at the convoy going away, and gave his wife a thumbs up.
"Otherwise it still has to be you, you are so high, so high!"
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