Chapter 274 I have to raise the reward to 50,000 today; Bald Braised Egg
"Five thousand? Last time it was one hundred thousand! Who are you looking down on? No, I'll send a golden eagle to their Imperial Capital headquarters and shit on them.
Blame it all on them!!”
When Chen Mianmian learned that there was a reward of 5,000 yuan on her head, she was speechless.
She felt that her worth was insulted. Considering her influence on the war situation, she deserved at least 500,000, right?
A group of ignorant men.
Seeing how angry she was, Su Buyan touched her head soothingly.
"Don't be angry. It's not good that they don't know your value. You are our secret weapon."
After hearing what Su Buyan said, Chen Mianmian felt much better and gave him a wink of approval.
After five attacks from the Bear Country, they were unable to bite off the bone of the Flower Country and have already called a truce.
There are still millions of soldiers standing against each other, and no one is willing to give in.
But this would consume a lot of energy every day, which would be a torment for both parties.
When the furry kids have nothing to do, they go to the mountains to hunt wild game. If there are too many, Chen Mianmian will send them to the kitchen.
If there is less, give special treatment to the people around you.
As the days became relatively peaceful, Chen Mianmian felt bored.
The more she thought about it that night, the angrier she became. She just sat up, put on her clothes quickly and walked out.
Su Buyan went out on patrol and didn't come back yet. Xia Feiluan had already fallen asleep. It was a perfect time to do something bad, hehe.
Chen Mianmian put on his "battle armor" - a bearskin coat, and touched the wolf cub and Mimi.
"Elbow, if you cause trouble with Mom, I'll raise the bounty to fifty thousand today!"
When the wolf cubs heard this, their eyes lit up.
Mimi was also very happy because she had the magic pill to eat again. She had eaten too much candy when taking photos with those people before. Chen Mianmian was afraid that her teeth would be damaged, so she limited the amount of candy she ate every day.
If we go and cause trouble tonight, we will definitely give you more.
【ten……】
"Deal, let's go!"
Without waiting for Mimi to finish speaking, Chen Mianmian straddled Mimi's back and lay on its broad back. It was quite comfortable.
Kiwi was very unhappy. He pouted and fanned Chen Mianmian's head with his tail.
"Why don't you take me with you? I'm the strongest horse on the grassland."
Chen Mianmian's mouth was stuffed with horse hair, and she was so angry that she slapped its butt.
"Are you stupid? Have you ever heard of a tiger running with a clattering sound? If I ride you, isn't that telling people I'm here?"
She was going for a sneak attack, not for a walk.
The sound of horse hooves clattering, which deaf person can't hear it?
Hearing this, Kiwi fell silent, looked at the tiger's claws, then looked at his own hooves, and snorted.
【I'm going to fight you guys with paw pads. 】
After comforting Kiwi and feeding it two candies, Chen Mianmian set off with the wolf cubs.
They still sneaked around avoiding the searchlights and came outside the military camp. Because of the previous animal attacks, their patrols of the military camp became more and more strict.
Kill any flying birds or running animals you see.
But this doesn't bother Chen Mianmian. She is a human being, how could she die from holding her urine?
Ever since she first came here, she had let the rats here dig a hole in a hidden corner.
It doesn't need to be very big, as long as people and wolves can get through it.
The wolf cubs followed the scent and found it easily. The mice not only dug a hole, but also blocked it with hay to prevent them from being discovered. They were really thoughtful little things.
Chen Mianmian had a small frame, so she crawled in directly, followed by the wolf cub who struggled to push his way in.
Looking at their increasingly solid physiques, Chen Mianmian fell into deep thought, wondering whether it was time to make them lose weight.
Other people’s wolves are slim, tall, and majestic, but her wolf is like a QQ sausage.
The wolf cubs had no idea that they would be facing extra training when they returned, and they were quite pleased with themselves for being able to get in.
Mimi was too big, so she hid in the woods and waited for Chen Mianmian's signal.
This time when we went in, although we saw many people patrolling, with the animals leading the way, we were always able to find hidden and deserted paths.
After a while, Chen Mianmian reached the outside of the command center.
At this time, a new group of people had been replaced, but they were still planning how to plot against the Hua family.
Tsk, someone who only remembers to eat but not to be beaten.
But she also heard her own story. People inside said she was a cancer on the battlefield, a little potato rolling around everywhere...
"Knock, these bastards, if I don't beat them to death today, I'll take their surname."
It’s okay to say that she’s mentally unwell, but it’s also wrong to say that she’s short.
Chen Mianmian waited outside for a while. It seemed like they were having a halftime break. A guard-like man came out with a teapot, apparently preparing some refreshments.
She hooked her finger and a mouse, holding a cloth towel in its mouth, went in while the door was opening and closing.
It slithered under the conference table and fell asleep as soon as it was placed there, because the cloth was soaked with ether.
This thing is a highly volatile gas that evaporates quickly at room temperature.
Especially in a closed space like this in winter, hehe, it works extremely fast.
In less than two minutes, Chen Mianmian heard a muffled sound of "dong dong dong". Needless to say, the ether was taking effect.
A lewd smile appeared on her face. She took out a simple gas mask from her pocket and went in.
This was distributed when the poison gas bombs were transferred before. She had been carrying it with her until she used it. Look, now she has to use it.
After letting the wolf cubs find a corner to hide, Chen Mianmian went into the house.
Looking at the officers lying unconscious in a mess, Chen Mianmian first put the unconscious rat in his pocket, and then took out the prepared razor.
"You bastards, you said I was a potato, right? I'll scratch you into potatoes!"
A cold light flashed in Chen Mianmian's eyes, and she started to operate on these officers.
The men in the Bear Country are very hairy, with thick hair and untidy beards. As a flower grower, I will teach them a lesson.
As the razor flashed coldly under the light, the beard and hair flew away. In less than two minutes, a smooth braised egg was born perfectly, even the eyebrows were gone.
"Yoshi~ I'm so capable!"
Chen Mianmian was impressed by her good craftsmanship and continued working the next second.
The razor was too sharp, and the officers not only lost their hair but also had wounds on them.
But what does this have to do with Chen Mianmian? It was her kindness that she didn't cut off their noses.
"Knock knock knock! I'm coming in!"
The person who had just made tea knocked on the door and came back. Chen Mianmian hurriedly stood at the door with a razor in hand, and as soon as he came in, she slashed his neck.
"Oh, I was going to let you go, but what are you doing back?"
Chen Mianmian changed into the guard's clothes. Fortunately, the man was not very tall. Although her clothes were loose, they were still intimidating from a distance.
It just covers up her feminine curves.
Without the people getting in the way, Chen Mianmian continued with his "hairdressing" career.
In half an hour, the whole room of braised eggs was glowing.
She nodded with satisfaction, took out a pen and ink from her pocket, and wrote the words of the Bear Country on the big white wall - You are all garbage.
"Come on, let's take a picture. I'll print it out and throw it in your barracks later. Be sure to raise the bounty on me!"
Chen Mianmian made a "V" sign to the camera, revealing only a pair of cunning eyes. Behind her were the officers whose shavings were shaved by her.
Combined with the word "garbage" on the background wall, it is not very lethal, but extremely insulting.
Just as Chen Mianmian was about to leave, the phone at the command center rang. She tilted her head, thought for a moment, and then picked up the phone.
The deliberately lowered sound and the inherent distortion of the microphone really made it confusing.
The person on the other end also seemed distracted and didn't pay much attention, just blurting out whatever he wanted to say.
It turned out that since the flower-growing families refused to compromise, they planned to launch an armed attack.
They want to drop nuclear bombs on every city in the Flower Country in an attempt to turn it into a hell on earth.
Regarding this plan, the officers in the command center discussed the top-secret document issued and decided which city should be attacked first.
After the call ended, Chen Mianmian raised her brows and rummaged through the conference table, and sure enough, she found the plan for this matter.
She put it in her pocket and took it back. When she was about to leave, she became more and more angry, so she turned back and slapped each of them a few times.
Chen Mianmian came out in military uniform, so she didn't have to hide. She strolled around with a tea tray and fur coat in her hand.
She happened to pass by a public toilet and heard someone talking inside. She immediately tilted her head and showed an obscene smile the next second.
Hehehe, she has a good idea.
Chen Mianmian took out two firecrackers from his pocket. These things not only made a loud noise, but also had a good range.
She has wanted to try the feeling of blowing up a toilet since she was a child, and now, she can finally try it.
Meow hahahaha!
(The following plot is a bit heavy, please put down your food if you are eating~)
Chen Mianmian found the toilet's excrement outlet, which was connected to the toilet inside.
While she was lighting the firecrackers, she heard someone talking inside, and it seemed to be a patrol team.
While going to the bathroom, I can smoke a cigarette and relax.
This is better. If the shit explodes in the toilet and no one is hit, there will be no sense of accomplishment.
“Squeak!”
After the firecrackers were lit, they emitted a faint light. Chen Mianmian threw them into the pit and ran away.
"My dears, you are the unique fireworks in the night sky. Come on, come on!"
After Chen Mianmian ran out of the toilet, she heard several loud explosions and a man's howling.
"Ah! Damn, who is that?! Ugh! It's in my fucking mouth! Ugh!"
"Help me! I fell into the pit!"
"Damn, ahhh!! I'm covered in shit!!"
Following the loud noise coming from the toilet, many soldiers rushed over, and some even ran out crawling.
But all of them are covered in shit.
The people who originally wanted to come and rescue them quickly jumped away, forming a vacuum zone around them, covering their noses with disgust on their faces.
"Don't go any further, or I'll kill you!"
"vomit!"
Chen Mianmian listened to the chaos behind her, covered her mouth and laughed, her eyes full of joy.
There is more than one toilet in a military camp with so many people. Chen Mianmian blew up all the toilets she could find that night. If it wasn't getting late, she could have done it.
After crawling out of the hole, Chen Mianmian released the little mouse and blocked the hole again.
"Hide it well, I'll come again next time!"
Chen Mianmian touched the entrance of the cave. If the reward was not increased this time, she would come again tomorrow night.
I rode Mimi and the wolf cubs all the way back before dawn.
But thinking about the documents in her arms, Chen Mianmian rode Mimi to Wen Heping's room and knocked on the door.
"Uncle Wen, are you asleep? Wake up, wake up! I have something to do!"
Chen Mianmian knocked on the door like a woodpecker, and kept chattering, causing Wen Heping to wake up.
He just fell asleep!
But when he heard Chen Mianmian's voice outside, he wiped his face, showed a kind smile and opened the door.
Before he could say hello, a top-secret document was stuffed into his arms.
"Uncle Wen, this is what I found from the other side. It contains a plan of armed attack against our country."
"Hmm? Let me see!"
Wen Heping retracted his bared teeth, quickly opened the document, and flipped through it from beginning to end, his expression becoming increasingly solemn.
Finally, he looked up at Chen Mianmian.
"I don't know what this says!"
Chen Mianmian rolled her eyes. If she didn’t know the book, she would read it from beginning to end. Wouldn’t that be a waste of her time?
She translated all the sentences she knew, and after listening, Wen Heping quickly pulled Chen Mianmian to the command center.
Along the way, Wen Heping would go up and knock on the door of any officer's room.
"Hu Laosan, wake up, wake up, get up and go to the meeting, hurry up..."
"Wu Shazi, wake up quickly, wake up, let's have a meeting!"
The woodpecker-style wake-up service reappeared at Wen Heping's place. After he waited for those people to become furious, he pushed Chen Mianmian over and told her about the contents of the document.
Everyone woke up immediately and hurried to call for help.
Then the woodpecker-style wake-up service spread among the officers. Twenty minutes later, all the officers were sitting at the table listening to Chen Mianmian translating documents.
"I'll contact the imperial capital immediately. This matter is of great importance. Mianmian, you've truly accomplished something again."
Shang Deyi looked solemn. After praising Chen Mianmian, he called the imperial capital to communicate and let the great leader make the decision.
After he recounted the whole story, he also said that it was Chen Mianmian who made the contribution.
It seemed that the person on the other end already knew Chen Mianmian. While asking the officers to wait for instructions, they also asked her to come over and answer the phone.
"This is General Rong Zhiguo, the commander guarding the imperial capital. He wishes to speak with you. Don't be afraid, the commander is very kind."
Shang Deyi handed the microphone over, and for fear that Chen Mianmian would be scared, he explained in a low voice.
Chen Mianmian blinked and took the microphone. In her previous life, she had met leaders of several countries, even kings, so she was really not afraid.
However, the people she was talking to now were several founding generals, and her tone was filled with irrepressible respect and excitement.
"Hello, Chief. I'm Chen Mianmian."
"Hello, Comrade Chen, don't be nervous. Your grandfather and I are good friends. I heard him talk about you before, and I thought he was bragging.
But you performed very well in this battle. If you have the chance, come to the capital and see this old man like me!"
The voice on the other end was deep and rich, carrying the aura of a superior, yet also showing kindness towards the younger generation.
You can tell that the voice is deliberately softened, even a little bit pinched.
"Okay, I'll come see you whenever I go to the capital."
Rong Zhiguo encouraged Chen Mianmian a few more words before hanging up the phone.
Wen Heping gave her a thumbs up seeing how she remained calm in the face of adversity.
"Mianmian is amazing. If you were to go to the imperial capital, what would you most like to do?"
Chen Mianmian thought about Rong Zhiguo's words, listened to Wen Heping's questions, and answered with a smile on her face and bright eyes.
"I really want to take a photo with the great man."
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