Is there something wrong with your brain?
Gu Yan was in a hurry to respond to this.
After Song Wan finished scolding him, she placed her hands behind her back, bent slightly, and circled around the amnesiac Song Yu twice. "Brother, do you really not remember anything?"
Song Yu clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, monks do not tell lies."
Song Wan stared at him. Compared to Gu Yanji who just used words to persuade him to go back with restraint, she took direct action.
"You're a monk, but you haven't even shaved your hair clean!" Song Wan precisely grabbed a spot on the back of the man's head, yanking out a hair root no longer than a little finger, and thrusting it in front of him, "Look!"
Song Yu: "..."
Song Wan hadn't stopped pulling out the hair yet. "Look at your face, and then look at mine. Even a blind man can see how similar we are. How dare you say you have no relatives? If the Buddha knew you were so cold-blooded and heartless while appearing to be devoted to Buddhism, he would definitely expel you from the Buddhist sect."
Song Yu's expression relaxed a little.
Song Wan said she was tired after standing, then sat back down on the bed and continued, "The Buddha has so many disciples. If you're not there, will he be unable to continue teaching?"
Jiang Zhen and others who finally caught up happened to hear this and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Jiang Zhen knew that the princess had to take care of the matter concerning Prince Song.
Song Yu couldn't argue with her, so he just closed his eyes and said, "Amitabha."
At first, Song Wan just suspected that Song Yu had a problem with his brain, but now she suddenly felt that he really had a problem with his brain.
"Don't say Amitabha, I finally understand. It turns out that the Buddha only saves scumbags who abandon their wives and daughters!" Song Wan grabbed his shoulders and pulled him up roughly. "Damn scumbag! Stinky monk! Rotten bald head!"
Gu Yan looked anxiously at Song Yu, who was obviously no longer unmoved, and the corners of her mouth rose.
Sometimes, we really need someone like Awan who doesn't like to follow the beaten path to deal with things.
Song Yu finally lost his balance and stumbled a few steps, but he still insisted, "Donor, in this world, people with similar appearances are not limited to blood relatives. I am very pleased that you can see things in this light."
Song Wan pushed the man three feet away before stopping.
After hearing Song Yu's stubborn attitude, she immediately said, "You said you're not my eldest brother, so I'll ask you a few questions to confirm it, okay?"
Song Yu raised his eyes and thought to himself, if he didn't make the donors give up, it would be difficult for the temple to have peace and tranquility again.
So he nodded, "Please ask, benefactor."
"Is there a big mole two knuckles above your right buttock?" Song Wan asked simply and roughly, but at the same time, it stunned everyone present.
How did the princess know such a rather secret feature?
Song Yu looked as if he was choking, and the back of his ears was abnormally red.
The reaction is self-evident.
Song Wan didn't have the habit of peeping at people. Song Qin was drunk and blurted out all the bad things he and Song Yu did when they were young to tease cats and dogs.
If I really have to say something, I can only say that the original owner had a good memory and never forgot it, so Song Wan also always remembered it.
"There's one on his arm, too." Song Wan pointed her index finger at his arm and continued, "There are also quite a few knife and sword wounds on his back."
"Sure enough, they predicted everything." The young monk named Guanzhen spoke. He approached and looked at Song Yu with a somewhat innocent look in his eyes. "Master said that Senior Brother's six senses are not yet pure, and at most he is only suitable to be a lay disciple of Buddhism. At first I didn't believe it, but it turns out to be true. Master's predictions are really accurate."
"Is his six senses not pure?" Song Wan forcefully hugged the little monk and asked loudly, "Why is he not pure? Did you catch him going down the mountain to secretly pick up girls?"
Guan Zhen twisted his body, breaking free from Song Wan's restraints, his round little face flushed slightly, "What's the point of picking up girls?"
Song Wan quickly explained, "It's just picking up women."
"That's not what I meant. Don't slander me, benefactor." Guan Zhen stuttered, fearing that his senior brother would be angry.
"What do you mean I slandered you? Didn't you say that he was not pure in mind? If he wasn't flirting with women, could he be secretly eating meat and drinking alcohol?" Song Wan remembered that monks were not allowed to eat meat, otherwise it would be a violation of the precepts.
"Donor, you are talking nonsense." Song Yu couldn't help but say, "I am a monk, I would never do the mundane things you mentioned."
"What did I forget?" Song Wan put her hands on her hips and snapped, "It was you who forgot. What do you mean by mundane things? If you hadn't done something so mundane, would my sister-in-law have gotten pregnant?"
Song Yu: "..."
When Jiang Zhen heard this, he reacted quickly and carried the little monk away. While consciously avoiding him, he also pulled the two idiots, Song and Gu, out together.
It can be said that whether he has lost his memory or not, Song Yu is no match for Song Wan.
Gu Yan coughed quickly, signaling her to take it in a little.
Song Wan understood, so she changed her words, "Now that you know you are my elder brother, when are you going to come back with me?"
Song Yu was stunned. "Go back?"
Song Wan looked at him with disdain, "Do you really want to be a monk and a man at the same time?"
"I really didn't expect you to be such a big brother." Song Wan had a disappointed expression on his face, and said that the person was nothing.
Gu Yan, who was standing by, almost wanted to ask what the contradiction was between the two.
Fortunately, he realized that Awan was different from others. What she meant by "being a man" was "getting married and having children."
Song Yu: "I didn't mean that."
In my haste to explain, I forgot to call myself a poor monk.
"That's perfect. Come back with me and let my sister-in-law divorce you first." Song Wan planned, "Then come back and continue to be a monk."
"Is it true that I have ever been married, as you have said?"
Song Yu believed that his belief in becoming a monk had never wavered, so when Gu Yan hurriedly told him the so-called secret of her life experience, he just thought that the other party was making up a story.
But ever since Song Wan mentioned several of his characteristics, Song Yu began to waver deep down in his heart. Could it be that he really did what they said in the past twenty years?
"You've got a wife and a daughter, but you don't have to worry about that now." Song Wan had already made plans. "When you two get divorced, I'll help my sister-in-law find a new man who's more handsome, younger, loves only her, and doesn't have a mole on his butt."
Song Yu: ...
Why do you have to add the last sentence?
"I'll go back with you." He finally made up his mind.
The female donor was right. Since he had made up his mind to devote the rest of his life to Buddhism, it would be best for him to get rid of his worldly affairs first.
Song Yu thought of the wife they were talking about, but he had already forgotten the past, so he could not delay her any longer. No matter whether she wanted to divorce or reconcile in the future, he would not refuse.
Gu Yan was anxious and surprised. He had been trying to persuade her for a long time but it was of no use.
Song Wan wasn't surprised. "You're smart. Otherwise, knocking him out and bringing him back would be a huge hassle."
"If everything is as you say, then if I don't deal with my past mundane affairs properly, how can I continue to be a Buddhist disciple?" Song Yu said firmly, "Amitabha."
Song Wan snorted, "It's up to you anyway."
You will regret it then.
After making sure that the person was willing to go back with him, Song Wan drove him out.
"Don't be discouraged. I think as long as your brother is willing to go back, there will always be a day when he will remember you." Gu Yan was anxious to see that she was still angry, so she spoke to comfort her.
"I'm not angry." Song Wan shook her head. "He'll regret it later anyway."
Seeing her so sure, Gu Yan couldn't help but be curious, "Ah Wan, are you saying that your eldest brother will be able to recover his previous memories in the future?"
Song Wan didn't expect him to be so smart that he could guess it, but she had no intention of hiding it from him.
"I just took the opportunity to check on Big Brother. He's fine, at most he's a little weak. Oh, and there's a blood clot in his brain." Song Wan explained, "It's this blood clot that's made him so stupid. I'll use my mental power to stimulate it later."
Gu Yan was confused and asked, "Why wait until later?"
"Of course I have to teach him a lesson!" Song Wan snorted, "Since he loves being a monk so much, you can't blame me for finding a new man for my sister-in-law."
Gu Yan listened anxiously and remained silent.
Fortunately, this time he injured his back instead of his head.
"Let's not talk about this for now. Let me see your injury." After saying that, Song Wan reached out to pull off the coat he had just put on.
Gu Yan couldn't resist and could only let her strip her naked.
The long and deep wound ran diagonally across his back. If an ordinary woman saw it, she would definitely be scared.
But Song Wan was not an ordinary woman. She just thought it was ugly, like a centipede.
"I told you to sneak out without telling me. You must be injured." Song Wan used her mental power to heal his wounds and stop the bleeding, while humming softly, "You look so pale. You don't look as good as before."
Gu Yanji felt a heat covering the wound, which felt a little itchy and a little warm.
He knew she was using that ability to heal him again.
Hearing her say that she was not as pretty as before, Gu Yan felt anxious and helpless.
Song Wan simply helped him deal with it. This time it was just an external injury. He just needed to check if there was any infection and then help stop the bleeding. Mental power could only serve as an auxiliary to help the wound heal faster.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. On my way to find you, I kidnapped the Prince of Daye." Song Wan finally remembered the important matter. "The one on the battlefield was the fake prince. The real prince is hiding in a brothel. He hasn't given up and is still trying to have a child."
Gu Yan was stunned by the series of news. "You kidnapped the Prince of Daye?"
Song Wan nodded, "Yes, the person is outside."
"With Prince Daye around, wouldn't that mean fewer people would die?" she asked simply.
Gu Yanji couldn't tell what her mood was at the moment.
Song Wan's sparkling eyes stared at him, and Gu Yanji felt a sudden softening in his heart. "Well, with him, at least half of the civilians and soldiers can be saved from dying."
His Awan is the most kind-hearted woman in the world.
When the two dynasties went to war, the ones who suffered the most were the common people and the soldiers. Although Gu Yanji was a general leading troops to fight, he would rather not be this general.
"What if we capture the Emperor of Daye as well?" Song Wan fantasized. "Oh, and all those royal relatives too, will we not even have to fight the war?"
Gu Yanji guessed what she was thinking when he heard her words, "Awan wants to unify the world?"
Song Wan did have this idea, "It's more fun in a big place."
She hasn't been to Daye yet.
"And without any worries, A Yu can focus on studying how to ensure that all the people in the world have enough to eat, and the soldiers can also live their own lives occasionally." The only people Song Wan admired in his two lives were these selfless soldiers regardless of their strength.
"From that Daye Crown Prince, it's clear that there aren't many good people in the Daye royal family." Song Wan thought, "Those who have done the most bad things will be sent to Qiandi to dig fertilizer, those who have done less bad things will go to Yuzhou to clean toilets for King Yu, and those who have done nothing wrong will farm with those captured Qiang soldiers."
The task was arranged before the person was caught.
Gu Yan was anxiously worried, "Are you sure catching them won't cause any harm to your body?"
Ever since she discovered that she had superhuman abilities, Gu Yan's worry has never gone away.
"No, I will only become more powerful the more I use it!" Song Wan promised. The only bad thing is that in the end times she relied on zombie crystal cores for replenishment, but here she can only rely on Gu Yanji.
Could it be that Gu Yanji is the reincarnation of a zombie crystal core?
Otherwise, how could he have endless mental power in his body, Song Wan thought randomly.
They recuperated in the mountains for two days. When Gu Yanji was able to get out of bed and walk, the prince's guards who were searching for her in the city finally came up the mountain.
These were the information Song Qi and Gu Wu had gathered when they went down the mountain not long ago.
It seems that they knew that the prince was in the temple, but they were afraid that they would kill the prince, so they wanted to secretly surround the temple first.
Song Wan is not afraid of them, but she has too many people to protect now.
There is Gu Yanji who is seriously injured and can hardly walk, his elder brother who has a problem with his brain, Jiang Zhen who is not too smart, and Song Qi and Gu Wu who are used to being ordered around.
Now there are two more monks, one old and one young.
"With the eight of us plus the Crown Prince of Daye, we need at least six horses." Song Wan calculated that she and Gu Yan would need one horse, the eldest brother, the young monk, and the old monk would each have one horse, Jiang Zhen could ride by himself, and the Crown Prince of Daye would have Song Qi and Gu Wu take turns tying the horse to the back and carry it.
"The road up the mountain is difficult to walk on. I'm afraid they won't be able to ride up on horses." Song Qi said.
"Then let's go down." Song Wan finished the last peanut on the plate and made a decision.
Ever since she finished eating the meat buns that Gu Wu bought, she hasn't had any meat in the temple for the past two days, not even eggs.
"Seize the horses and go straight back to the southwest." Song Wan added, "As for capturing the old Emperor of Daye, I will do it after I send you back."
Song Qi and Gu Wu fell silent after hearing this. They seemed to have once again become a burden in the eyes of the princess.
"Amitabha, it seems that everything has its destiny." Master Xuanyi, who had always been silent, suddenly spoke.
"Don't worry, old monk. Even if Daye is gone, you can still continue to open a temple and be a monk." Song Wan assured him, "We have many Buddhist temples in Dayue. Practicing is a good thing wherever you are."
"Thank you, benefactor." Master Xuanyi smiled faintly, his expression unfathomable. "I had already predicted what would happen today. This is my fate. If we are destined to meet again in the future, benefactor, I will meet again."
He led Guanzhen to the crowd and said, "I will be here to see you off as you go down the mountain."
"Do you mean you don't want to join us?" Song Wan frowned. She had never abandoned her teammates before.
"Amitabha." Xuanyi said again, "Donor, everything has its destiny."
Song Wan let out a soft "oh", then knocked the man unconscious with her hand in a lightning-fast motion.
"Master!" Guanzhen was shocked.
Song Wan grabbed the old monk's robe to prevent him from falling, "Don't worry, your master is fine, he just fell asleep."
Guanzhen breathed a sigh of relief.
"If you join my team and still don't obey, you will be treated the same way." Song Wan threw the old monk to Song Qi. "That's good. We can save another horse."
Song Yu looked over with slight disapproval, and Song Wan noticed and retorted, "What are you looking at? You can't write a divorce letter in three days, how dare you."
Others stifled laughter.
Song Yu: "..."
Except for Jiang Zhen, everyone else who didn't faint carried one person on their backs.
Gu Yanji resisted at first, but Song Wan directly exposed his past in front of everyone, saying, "It's not like I haven't hugged you before."
He was really afraid that if he continued to resist, Song Wan would change from carrying him on her back to hugging him, so he had no choice but to obey and agree.
After a few people hurried down the mountain, they saw circles of Daye soldiers surrounding them at the foot of the mountain.
In order to prevent them from escaping, everyone held a torch dipped in kerosene, intending to set fire to the mountain and burn them to death if they could not be surrounded and defeated.
"It turns out to be General Gu Yan. We haven't seen each other for many years. When did General Gu become so weak that he needed a woman to carry him on his back?" The general who surrounded and attacked the temple was none other than Liu Yuan, a general who assisted the prince in sending troops to Dai Viet. His name was Liu Yuan.
Gu Yanji had a brief fight with him on the battlefield. He came so quickly, it seemed that there was no movement in the front.
General Qin was not someone who liked to stir up trouble. It was probably because Daye discovered that its food supplies had been destroyed, and sent people to Chongcheng to report the truth and request the dispatch of troops and food, but there had been no reply. That was why Liu Yuan chose to come to Chongcheng, and happened to encounter the kidnapping of Prince Daye.
"Hand over the prince quickly! I may consider sparing your lives!" Liu Yuan drew his knife and shouted.
"Go and trick the old emperor over here. I promise I'll let you do easy work in the future." Song Wan said to Liu Yuan, the man who was supposed to clean the toilet.
"I think you're courting death!" Liu Yuan waved his hand towards the back, "Go!"
At a command, tens of thousands of soldiers surrounded the eight people in a circle.
Gu Wu said with a serious face, "Princess, you take the general and the others and leave first. I will cover your rear."
Song Qi agreed, "Gu Wu and I can hold them off for at least two quarters of an hour. You guys seize the opportunity, grab the horses, and run away."
"Why are you staying behind? Why are you running?" Song Wan whipped the two of them. "I told you, if you're in danger, I'm here for you."
"I'll give you one last chance. Release His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" Liu Yuan issued an ultimatum.
"Listen to me count later. When I say three, everyone run over to grab the horses." Song Wan had no intention of avoiding Liu Yuan and the others at all.
Although they thought this trick was outrageous, Song Qi and Gu Wu suppressed their patience and decided to do it.
They believed that the princess must have found a way to escape, and that stealing the horse was a diversionary tactic.
"I'm going to start counting!" Song Wan shouted.
Liu Yuan listened to every word and said, “…”
This woman must be a fool. How could she plan so loudly, wanting everyone to hear it?
"Three! Grab it!" Song Wan had her eyes on Liu Yuan's horse.
She rushed to the front with Gu Yan on her back, and at the same time released her mental power to interfere with the circle of Ye soldiers closest to them.
Song Qi and Gu Wu were both stunned for a moment. They could actually count like this.
However, they reacted quickly and followed Song Wan's example to grab the horses. Song Yu, who clearly remembered that he did not know martial arts, did not hesitate to carry Guan Zhen on his back and grab the horse closest to them as if by reflex after Song Wan's order.
Guan Zhen hugged his senior brother's neck tightly, feeling both scared and excited. "Senior brother, you actually know martial arts!"
Song Yu was stunned. He looked at the soldier he had kicked down reflexively and finally said, "Amitabha."
Then kick the next one.
Song Wan successfully grabbed the horse and rode with Gu Yanji.
The Daye soldiers who were disturbed by her would treat them as their own people and kill each other with those soldiers who were not disturbed.
Liu Yuan felt like he had seen a ghost. He clearly saw his horse being snatched away by the other party in broad daylight, but he didn't stop it immediately.
"Hurry up and chase them!" Seeing His Royal Highness the Crown Prince being taken away by the enemy right in front of him, Liu Yuan reacted and became furious. "You idiots! Look carefully who you are fighting! The enemy is there! They've all run away!"
He wanted to ride a horse to chase after them, but he found himself squeezed in among many soldiers and couldn't get out. The cavalrymen's horses all ran up the mountain as if they were possessed by a ghost.
"A bunch of trash!" Liu Yuan was so angry that he was about to chop people with a knife, but his own soldier put a knife to his head first.
He looked at his soldiers intently and shouted in the direction of the enemy, "General! I caught the bastard!"
Liu Yuan: “…”
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