Chapter 268 Going to the Haunted House
Tian Youwei was so frightened that he jumped two feet high.
"Oh, no no no no no!"
"This task is too arduous, too difficult. I simply can't do it. Commander, why don't you punish me by making me write a political report? Even if it's 100,000 words, 300,000 words, or even a million-word ideological and political report, I can handle it. I'm quite good at this."
Old Man Li ordered him. "You're so capable, but why don't you also do ideological and political work for Xiao Pao's wife?"
"Now, I'll give you two choices. Either you convince Xiao Pao's wife to completely stop wanting Pao Ye to change his career. Or you write and direct a play yourself to stop her from missing Pao Ye."
Tian Youwei wanted to cry but had no tears.
Oh, Heaven, oh, Earth, oh, Chief, oh, King of Hell, please just cut off my head!
Tian Youwei went home with this troublesome task and pondered over it all night, but still couldn't find a solution.
In the end, it was Tian Xiaopang who accidentally came up with a good idea.
"Dad, Jiajia and I are competing to see who is braver. I dare to step on cockroaches, and she dares to catch mice. I dare to touch caterpillars, and she dares to catch snakes. Humph, I don't accept it. I am a man, and I must be more powerful than her."
"So, let's make a bet and go to a haunted house this weekend. Let's see who's least afraid of ghosts and who's the real hero."
Tian Youwei suddenly had an epiphany.
A haunted house, great! It's a great place to set up a play.
Tian Youwei immediately staged a wonderful show in his mind.
He strongly encouraged Tian Xiaopang and Jiajia to go to the haunted house for a competition, and asked Jiajia to beg Qi Xu to go with her. At that time, he would arrange a few soldiers to trick Jiajia away and go somewhere else to play for two days.
Qi Xu was naturally extremely worried when Jia Jia went missing. She couldn't handle such a big thing on her own, so she would definitely ask the army for help.
At that time, the army could take the opportunity to make trouble for Qiao, and use Pao Ye's demobilization as a condition as a favor in exchange, and then appeal to her emotions and reason with her to make her promise not to let Pao Ye demobilize within ten years.
Isn't this difficult problem solved?
It's really not easy for the army to retain talented people. And to have to play tricks like this is really detrimental to the military's character.
If it were other talented people, as long as they were given high positions and generous salaries, they would be able to get there in one step, allowing the officers to devote their lives to it.
But these fame and fortune are of no importance to Pao Ye. He has billions of assets and comes from a wealthy family. He is not short of money or power.
Therefore, he could only think of a way from his wife's side and use some tricks in secret.
Qi Xu has been afraid of ghosts since she was a child, and things like ghosts are her Achilles' heel.
As long as she was alone in the pitch-black space, her rich imagination could make her imagine countless unknown creatures floating in the air.
Although, since her mother passed away, she has dreamed several times that her mother was smiling at her in the clouds, and her immunity to ghosts has been slightly enhanced.
However, this innate psychological barrier is still difficult to overcome.
Jia Jia begged and pleaded, but Qi Xu was unwilling to accompany her to the haunted house.
"Sister Qiqi, please go with Jiajia. Jiajia really wants to go to the haunted house. Jiajia can protect you."
When Qi Xu heard the word "haunted house", his scalp went numb and his legs and feet trembled.
"No, no, no, I won't go. I won't go even if I'm beaten to death. I'm most afraid of ghosts. If you want to go, let Sister Xingxing go with you."
Qi Xu held on to the door frame tightly and refused to go out.
Jia Jia and Tian Xiaopang each held one of her thighs and dragged her out of the door.
"Sister Qiqi, go ahead, go ahead, just come with us!"
"Jia Jia is right. There's nothing scary about ghosts. My dad said that the more frightening something is, the braver we should be to face it, overcome it, and defeat it."
"Sister Qiqi, come on, we will help you overcome the difficulties!"
Qi Xu wanted to cry but had no tears, and was almost tripped by the two little kids.
"Come on, add ghosts! Do you know that I'm most afraid of ghosts! You actually let me go to a haunted house, God, someone come and save me!"
"Axing! Where are you? Come and save me!"
Ah Xing looked at the scene in front of him and laughed so hard that he fell backwards.
She also agreed with Tian Xiaopang's statement that the more you fear something, the more you must overcome it and break through it, only then will you become stronger.
"Qiqi, just go ahead. There's nothing to be afraid of ghosts. I can protect you."
"Before, I was most afraid of blood. I even had a blood phobia. But I was abducted and taken to a devilish place where wolves ate raw meat and drank blood. Everywhere was bloody. To survive, I could only survive in a pool of blood."
"You see, I'm not afraid of blood anymore."
In the end, the two stubborn kids, Jia Jia and Tian Xiaopang, used all their strength to drag Qi Xu out of the room and down the stairs.
When they arrived at the guard booth, Qi Xu grabbed the guard again and refused to let go.
"Xiao Wang, please, save me! I don't want to go to the haunted house."
Because Tian Xiaopang was too strong, he suddenly pulled Qi Xu to the ground.
When Qi Xu fell, he not only fell on Jia Jia, but also happened to pull the guard Xiao Wang's pants all the way down.
"Ah! Help!"
"Ah! What the hell!"
“Ah! It hurts!”
This series of chain reactions is both funny and ridiculous.
Tian Youwei and Liu Jun, who were hiding in the distance and watching, frowned and held their foreheads.
"This? This chaotic plan, can it work?"
Tian Youwei had planned everything, but he could never have expected that Qi Xu would be so afraid of ghosts.
"How could I have known it would turn out like this?"
"Normally she's fearless, not even Pao Ye and the commander. Who would have thought she'd be afraid of ghosts?"
Fortunately, the guard Xiao Wang was wearing tight underwear, so nothing eye-catching was exposed.
Otherwise, when Master Pao comes back, he will definitely kill that guy.
Although he was passive and innocent, but when faced with such a situation, is Pao Ye a reasonable person?
Before Qi Xu got up from the ground, Tian Xiaopang, not wanting to be bothered by the situation, clapped his hands beside him.
"Shame on you, you are shameless, Brother Xiao Wang is shameless, Jiji has been seen!"
Tian Youwei wanted to rush over and sew up his stupid son's mouth. He was really causing trouble.
Qi Xu covered his eyes and rushed around.
"No, no, I didn't see anything."
Now, the clever Tian Xiaopang found a reason to convince Qi Xu.
"Sister Qiqi, you have to accompany us to the haunted house."
"If you don't go, I'll tell everyone that you took off Brother Wang's pants and looked at Brother Wang's squeaks!"
Oh my god, what a deadly and vicious word.
Qi Xu was so scared that his face turned green.
"Shut up, shut up right there! You little fat bastard, don't ever mention this shit again. I'll go to the haunted house with you, okay?"
Tian Xiaopang and Jia Jia, the two of them cheered hand in hand.
"Oh, let's go to the haunted house! Sister Qiqi is willing to go with us to the haunted house!"
Liu Jun smiled and gave Tian Youwei a thumbs up.
"Hey, Lao Tian, you really have a son."
"screw you!"
When Tian Youwei heard this, he felt like he was being insulted.
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