Chapter 485: Am I useless?
In view of the patient's strong demands and crazy self-harming behavior, Qi Xu had to remove the pain pump for him.
After a while, his cries of pain were heard.
"It hurts. It hurts like hell."
Qi Xu asked him. "Captain Long, do you feel anything? If so, I'll put the pain pump in for you."
Long Yi endured the pain and tried hard to feel. It seemed that he had a little perception, but he was not sure whether its function was still normal.
"I don't feel anything now, why don't you try touching it?"
Qi Xu used tweezers to move it back and forth twice and asked him, "What now?"
"I still don't feel anything." Long Yi started to get angry again.
"You quack, you lied to me and said it was fine, so why is it not working now?"
Qi Xu stood still, unsure how to answer. This was such a non-professional and profound question, and the teacher hadn't taught it, so how could she know?
"That's your problem. Judging from the external injuries, it's really fine."
"I don't care, you have to heal me now until it is cured!" Long Yi was on the verge of collapse due to the pain and the collapse of his dignity.
"How can I treat it? I really don't know anything about men's health."
Qi Xu used medicine to rub the tiny cut again and again, and told him firmly again.
"Captain Long, this isn't an external injury. It's just a two or three centimeter scratch. Is that a big deal?"
"Are you that fragile?"
Long Yi, who was desperate and tried every possible means, insisted on a dead end.
"I don't care. Either you find a way to make it stand up right now. Or you find a way to get a doctor who can treat it."
Qi Xu was almost angry to tears. She went to ask the nurses for help, but all the nurses were unwilling to help.
Either they say they are very busy, or they say they don’t understand.
There was also a young nurse who looked down on her and laughed at her with glee.
"Doctor Qi, you can definitely handle this little problem. Come on!"
Qi Xu returned to the ward with a depressed look on his face and made a wish towards Long Yi's vitals.
"Brother, please, stand up! Stop making things difficult for me, okay?"
Normally, Lu Shixu, who was called the second brother, almost choked to death on his saliva after hearing her strange prayer.
Why doesn’t she pray for something else, but has to call for second brother? She is really... sick!
The heavens did not respond to her prayers. Instead, Long Yi howled even louder because of the pain.
"My legs hurt so much. Are they useless? Why can't I lift them?"
"No, your leg is heavy because it's in a cast. You're fine, there's really nothing wrong with you. Please stop worrying, okay?"
Long Yi lay on the bed with a deathly pale face, motionless. No matter what Qi Xu said, he would not listen.
"Tell me, what's the point of me living like this? I might as well be buried in that landslide. At least I can be called a martyr and bring honor to my family."
"Doctor, can you please send me to the rescue front? I want to die there, and that's the only way I can die."
"Pooh, pooh, pooh!" Qi Xu interrupted his nonsense and comforted him sincerely.
"Captain Long, you are such a brave man. You are not even afraid of death. What are you afraid of?"
Long Yi was filled with despair and howled in sorrow.
"I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of becoming a dead eunuch!"
Qi Xu was speechless.
She really didn't know how to comfort him.
Just when she was at her wit's end and feeling helpless, a cold voice came from the bed opposite.
"I can't find a male doctor. You can find a masseuse to try him!"
Qi Xu suddenly understood.
Oh my god, this is amazing! As expected, men understand men better.
She ran to the next bed to ask for help.
"Mr. Lu, do you know where to find a lady? Do you know any ladies? Can you give me their phone number?"
Lu Shixu's cold and handsome face was covered with a thousand black lines. He suppressed his anger and replied to her unhappily.
"No!"
Qi Xu asked again. "Then where should I go to find a lady?"
Qi Xu's eyes were extremely sincere, like a child who was ignorant of the world. There was a clear stupidity in his watery eyes.
Since it was he who made the suggestion, Lu Shixu was willing to give her some further advice.
"PARKING LOT!"
"Parking lot? Which parking lot? Aren't parking lots usually empty? Are there any stores like that? Why have I never seen them?"
It's so hopelessly stupid.
Lu Shixu couldn't understand how such a dull woman could get into medical school and even claim to be number one in her major.
Are all the people raised in these universities a group of pigs?
"In the parking lot, many luxury cars have small cards with contact numbers stuck on them, either on their handles or windows. Do you understand?"
Oh! So that's it! Qi Xu finally understood.
The ladies of the new era are quite good at finding clients accurately.
She hurried to the parking lot and picked up a pile of small cards.
The slogan above was so dazzling that it blinded her titanium dog eyes.
"Entering the ocean of women is a man's paradise!"
"There's nothing I can't do, only things you can't imagine!"
"I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, but I have eighteen skills, and I'm proficient in all of them!"
“Only enter your body, not your life!”
…
Just reading these advertising slogans made her feel ashamed and angry.
Qi Xu called one by one to ask.
When those delicate beauties heard that she was a girl, they hung up the phone or started cursing at her.
"Neuropathy!"
Finally, she clicked on the card that offered a one-stop service and an appointment for a home visit. She cleared her throat, assumed an older man's voice, and began speaking.
"I'm looking for a lady?"
The other party also asked in a tender voice, holding her throat.
"Brother, what kind of person are you looking for? A college student, a high school student, or an art student?"
Qi Xu didn't know much about the market and asked timidly, "How much is it per session?"
The other party quoted a long list of prices.
"College students under 24, 165cm tall, C or above, pay 8888 per night. High school students, who are younger, pay no less than 18888 per night."
"Brother, if you want a young girl, we have one too, but it'll cost 88888 a night!"
Qi Xu was horrified to hear the exorbitant price. Did she have to work three part-time jobs a year, and still not be able to do what the other person did once?
She lowered her voice again and asked cautiously.
"Is there anything cheaper? As long as she's a woman, it's fine. I don't have any other requirements, as long as she's sensible."
The other party's attitude immediately became cold and he replied to her unhappily.
"The cheapest is hourly labor, 300 per session! Want it?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Qi Xu immediately sent the address and transfer amount.
The other party was quite trustworthy and actually sent a lady over.
No, to be precise, it should be an older sister.
He is quite old and his appearance is not very good, no wonder he is cheap.
Since it wasn't for his own use, Qi Xu didn't care. He led the others and ran to the ward.
Then, he pointed at Long Yi lying on the hospital bed and said.
"That's him."
"He said it was broken and he was dying. I told him it wasn't broken, but he didn't believe me. So he asked you to verify it. Please help him!"
The old lady asked Qi Xu in disbelief. "Here?"
"Yeah!" Qi Xu pulled the curtain and told her.
"Don't worry, the conditions are a bit tough, but we will go out and avoid them. We apologize for putting you through this."
Long Yi tried hard to raise his head. He saw that the woman was old and ugly. He was so angry that he almost vomited when he thought that she was about to touch his body.
"Get out! Don't touch me! No one is allowed to touch me!"
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