Chapter 48 You are sick, I will cure you
Knowing that Lin Youqian was angry and wanted to find someone to attack, Deputy Political Commissar Tian quickly grabbed him and tried to persuade him.
"Well, Master Pao, it's not the police's fault for being blind. Your wife looks like an elementary school student, who wouldn't be blind? Even if they said she was a kindergarten kid, people would believe it!"
Deputy Commander Zheng, who had been holding back his laughter for a long time, finally laughed it off.
"Hey, Master Pao, where did you get such a juicy baby cabbage? Isn't it a little too tender?"
"Quick, share your location so we can go pick one too!"
The other officers joined in the commotion. "Master Pao! You're such a beast! How could you have the heart to lay hands on an underage girl?"
Under the cover of a group of kind officers, the two policemen slipped away quickly through the stairwell.
"Oh my god! That was a close call! We were both so blind to have run into such a plague god!"
"Stop talking, run for your lives. If that God of Death insists on holding us both responsible, we'll be in big trouble!"
After the police left, Lin Youqian began to question Qi Xu. "You went to the bar? And you were so drunk? Who gave you the courage to go there?"
Qi Xu, who was already drunk, danced and showed off to him.
"Yiyi, I made a new friend. She's very rich. She wants to give me a house and a car, and she even said she'll support me in the future. Humph, Lin Youqian, from now on, I don't care about your money anymore!"
Lin Youqian gritted his teeth in anger. "Can't I support you? Do I need your money?"
Qi Xu pouted. "Hmph, you stingy bastard! You only give me a pittance, 200,000 yuan a month. I'm losing money like that. If I had known, I wouldn't have married you. It's not worth it at all. Yiyi said she'd give me 2 million yuan a month from now on."
"Pfft!" Many people started to laugh. Pao Ye is so rich, but it's really stingy to give someone 200,000.
Lin Youqian pinched her face hard, trying to wake her up.
"I gave you a black card, and you forgot. That card has no limit on the amount you can spend. You can spend as much as you want. And you dare to call me stingy? Do you want a beating?"
Qi Xu continued to complain. "Even if you have money, I still don't like you. I hate you!"
Lin Youqian began to tease. "Why don't you like me? Why do you hate me?"
"You are vicious, you are promiscuous, you are sick!"
Lin Youqian could understand that he was very fierce. He was indeed a bit harsh on her at the beginning, and even scared her into stuttering.
Promiscuity is a misunderstanding, and it's hard to explain it to a drunkard in a short time. But what does it mean to be sick?
"I'm sick? What's wrong with me?"
Qi Xu, completely drunk, spoke without a second thought. "You have a male health problem!"
Boom! These words were like a bolt from the blue, shocking everyone so much that they fell forward and backward.
Especially Lin Youqian, his whole body was burnt.
"Bullshit! When did I have a men's disease?"
"You don't have any men's health problems? Why do you come to the hospital every day to see me for men's health? Do you think you are sick?
Lin Youqian was about to explode. He wanted to bite this little woman to death. Is it okay to say such things casually?
All the senior military officers present were trying to hold back their laughter until their stomachs cramped.
Immediately afterwards, Qi Xu continued to teeter on the edge of death.
"Lin Youqian, it doesn't matter if you are sick, I can cure it. I am a doctor, I can cure it!"
Everyone pricked up their ears, wanting to hear her specific treatment methods.
"I can perform surgery on you. With one cut, I can completely remove the root of the problem and eliminate it forever. From now on, you don't have to worry about your men's health problems anymore!"
"Haha! Yes, from now on, you can live a life of widowhood!"
"Hahahaha!" This is the funniest joke ever told in the military industry institute. I almost died of laughter.
Lin Youqian originally thought that his reputation would be ruined by the mouth of this drunkard, but who knew that she would talk nonsense again and turn the tables on him.
"Lin Youqian, don't be angry, I was just teasing you. You don't need surgery. From the first time we met, I said that you look great, very ok, very ok, very ok!"
"I used to work in the urology department, and you're the most handsome, have the best body, the most perfect abdominal muscles, and the most, the most, the most majestic of all the patients I've ever seen!"
"All the other patients are little kids, but you are a big, big, big, big friend!"
Qi Xu gestured as she spoke. I couldn't tell if she was stuttering or if she needed to use so many adjectives.
Lin Youqian quickly covered her mouth to stop her from going crazy. If she continued, she would lose all her moral integrity.
Those who had been making fun of Lin Youqian fell silent. Although Qi Xu's explanation was unclear, everyone understood what that gesture meant.
Is this Lin Gou really that exaggerated? Is it necessary to use the three "mosts" to describe him?
It’s no wonder that Qi Xu exaggerated. She used to work in the pediatric urology department, and she saw elementary school students every day, and Lin Youqian was the only adult patient.
"Qiqi, stop talking like that. You little brat, don't you have any shame?"
"I'm married. I'm not a child anymore. My husband is Lin Youqian. He's a glorious soldier, and I'm a military wife. No one of you can bully me, or I'll let my husband beat you to death!"
Lin Youqian gritted his teeth. "How much did you drink, you little bitch? You're so drunk."
Qi Xu's smile was as bright as a rainbow. "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, if I drink one of each color, I'll become a rainbow! I'm the beautiful Rainbow Sister, Lin Youqian? Tell me, am I pretty? Do you like me?"
Lin Youqian was both angry and amused. And the Rainbow Sister, how childish.
"Lin Youqian, are you mute? Why don't you answer me? Am I beautiful? Do you like me? Humph! If you don't like me, I will find someone else to like."
Lin Youqian rubbed her rosy little face and told her lovingly, "It looks good. I like it. Be good, stop making trouble. Let's go home first, okay?"
Qi Xu stood on tiptoe, pouted her red lips, and asked for a kiss. "Hubby, I like you, kiss me."
Lin Youqian had just lowered his head and before he could touch her lips, the little girl fell into his arms and fell asleep in a daze.
After tossing and turning all night, she finally let down her guard and fell asleep after smelling the soothing scent.
Commander Li took the initiative to speak.
"Alright, let's continue the meeting. Lin Youqian, you don't have to join. Go sober up with your baby cabbage!"
Looking at Lin Youqian's doting look on Qi Xu's face, Deputy Political Commissar Tian joked.
"Haha, I didn't expect Pao Ye's taste is so unique!"
The deputy commander laughed at him. "You know shit! This isn't about unique tastes, it's about sharp eyes! With that alluring look of this girl, who could resist?"
"Don't the rough guys in our army like soft, delicate girls like this? Only you have a unique taste and like fat guys from Northeast China!"
"If that top-notch doll was thrown into the group of new recruits, wouldn't they go crazy fighting for it?"
Deputy Political Commissar Tian was speechless!
Looking at the entire army, most soldiers like sweet girls, soft girls, and delicate girls. Only he has a unique vision and picked a big fat girl.
"What's wrong with a fat girl? Fat girls are capable!"
"Hahaha! No matter how capable this is, it's not as good as Master Pao's little doctor. Not only is he capable, he can also perform surgery. If Master Pao disobeys me one day, I can kill him with a single knife and eliminate all future problems!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Fortunately, this morning meeting was just a small, high-level meeting, and everyone just joked around and passed it off. If word got out, Pao Ye's lifelong reputation would be ruined.
After the laughter died down, Commander Li patted the table.
"Alright, let's put this matter behind us. No one is allowed to say a word outside this door. Especially about that little kid. If they cause unnecessary trouble, they will be treated as violating military discipline."
"Yes!" Everyone looked serious, sat as still as pine trees, and instantly entered a state of combat readiness.
The meeting continues...
Lin Youqian placed Qi Xu in his dormitory. She didn't wake up until 2 pm, rubbing her groggy head.
"Lin Youqian, where is this? My head hurts!"
Qi Xu looked around. It was a small room with minimalist furnishings. There was nothing else in it except a bed, a desk, a chair, a computer, and a bookcase.
"This was in my room in the army."
Qi Xu hadn't expected that a regimental officer like him would live in such a simple single room. "Your unit only gave you a small room of a few square meters?"
"Well! It's enough for me to live in!" Lin Youqian brought her some hangover soup and fed it to her.
"You were drunk last night, remember?"
Qi Xu shook her head. Her memory was completely black and she had no idea what happened last night.
"Do you remember what you said this morning?"
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