Chapter 183 Xiao Pao's cooking skills
Qi Xu opened the video social software and searched for advice on a certain audio and video platform.
What should I do if I make my boyfriend angry?
What are some quick ways to coax a man?
What do men like women to do for them the most?
Netizens have all kinds of weird and imaginative methods. Giving gifts, making heart-shaped bento boxes, and saying sweet words are all weak.
The most common answer on the forum is, if you want to please him, just give yourself to him!
Then, there are a lot of people giving bad advice below.
Men can't resist the temptation of uniforms, such as elementary school students, maids, nurses, secretaries, and princesses...
There are also spider spirits, bunny girls, pink cats...
Qi Xu went to Taobao and searched for the words "uniform temptation".
The image that popped up almost blinded her. Wearing it was even more embarrassing than not wearing anything at all.
No, no, I would never wear that kind of thing even if I die.
Forget it, I'd better try to please her in a traditional and conservative way. After all, their Pao Ye is easy to please.
The food of love is the most intimate. As the saying goes, if you want to tie a man's heart, you must first tie his stomach.
She had been busy in the kitchen since morning, making dings and clangs all day long. Finally, at 4:30 in the afternoon, she had prepared lunch.
Eight dishes and one soup, full of color, aroma and taste!
The color is brown sugar, the aroma is burnt aroma, and as for the taste, it is indeed very comprehensive, with sour, salty, bitter, spicy, and even several kinds of Qi's unique and innovative tastes that are difficult to describe.
In short, take a bite, the sourness is so intoxicating!
After Qi Xu arranged the dishes and sprinkled them with green onions, chili peppers and roses for decoration, he sent a message to Lin Youqian with great anticipation.
"Honey, I cooked dinner, can you come back and eat?"
Lin Youqian looked at the time. It was 4:30 p.m. What were we having for dinner? Dinner?
Although she had the intention, he had no appetite. After more than ten minutes, he coldly replied to her with one word.
"busy!"
Okay! Then I'll eat it myself!
Qi Xu picked up the spoon and scooped a large bowl of winter melon, preserved egg and old hen soup. As soon as he took the first bite, oh my god, he almost killed himself!
Was this soup suggested by netizens?
It is said to be a must-have dish to please your boyfriend. I guarantee that one bite of it will make him so moved that he will cry!
At this moment, she finally understood what the unscrupulous netizens of this generation meant when they said tears were streaming down their faces.
The soup is not good, but these dishes look like they should be good!
She herself was a little unsure. She was clearly full of confidence when making it, but why did it feel like testing poison when she ate it?
Even Shennong who tasted hundreds of herbs would not be so frightened!
The first bite was raw, the second was too salty, the third was bitter and sour, the fourth was spicy and numb, the fifth was fishy enough to make her vomit blood, the sixth was burnt enough to fill her mouth with charcoal ash, the seventh was smelly enough to make her nauseous, and with the eighth bite her tongue had lost its sense of taste!
Her great and loving eight dishes and one soup were finally destroyed, not even a scrap of soup was left.
Oh my god, luckily Lin Youqian was busy and didn’t come back!
Otherwise, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood!
Others marry good wives and mothers, but she is a "venomous woman" who specializes in making poisons.
From then on, Qi Xu had a deep and accurate self-awareness of her cooking skills, and utensils such as pots, pans, and spoons were not suitable for her.
It’s better to stay away from it in the future, otherwise your life will be in danger!
Auntie Fatty's son heard from far away in the military family compound that Sister Xiao Pao had started cooking. He hurried over to Qi Xu's house with his strong legs to eat.
Because he has never tasted the chili strawberry mustard cake, he admires Qi Xu's amazing cooking skills very much.
"Sister Qiqi, open the door. I'm coming to your house for dinner. Is your dinner ready?"
Qi Xu opened the door and saw Tian Xiaopang, who was full of anticipation and had bright stars in his eyes. He didn't know how to start.
"Little Fatty, I haven't had time to make dinner yet, but lunch is just ready. Are you sure you want to try it?"
"Of course! I'm so looking forward to eating your cooking. It's going to be super delicious!"
Tian Xiaopang, who has never been picky about food and finds white rice delicious, couldn't wait to scoop a big spoonful of soup into his mouth.
"Yue——"
The poor child didn't realize there was something wrong with the soup and thought he choked and vomited because he ate too quickly.
Then he tried another dish.
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
"Ah, ugh, ugh!"
"Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah..."
The originally happy classmate Tian Xiaopang came running over to get a free meal, but ended up running out crying in a panic.
"Mom, help! I'm dying! Sister Qiqi, she's trying to poison me!"
"She made a huge table of shit!"
Thanks to classmate Tian Xiaopang’s vigorous promotion, the entire military region knows that Xiao Pao’s wife is an excellent cook and that Pao Ye eats “shit” every day!
No wonder he has a sullen face every day, and his complexion is uglier than shit.
Originally, Lin Youqian planned to go back at 12 o'clock in the evening, but after hearing this joke, he couldn't help but leave half an hour earlier.
Qi Xu was not asleep, she was waiting for him.
"Youqian, you're back!"
Qi Xu rushed over happily, put her arms around his waist, tilted her head back and pouted, wanting to kiss him.
Lin Youqian forced an ugly smile and pushed her away.
"I'm tired, I'm going to take a shower first. You go and rest."
Lin Youqian, who usually takes five minutes to shower, spent half an hour in the bathroom before coming out. His hair was still wet and covered with water droplets.
Qi Xu still didn't sleep.
"Why aren't you asleep yet?"
"Waiting for you!" Qi Xu jumped in front of him and pulled him to sit down. "Honey, let me help you blow dry your hair."
In the past, he always did this kind of thing for her, but now it's the other way around.
The more Qi Xu tried to please him, the more uncomfortable he felt.
From a psychological perspective, this is a typical behavior of someone who has done something wrong and then throws himself into someone else's arms to make up for his guilt.
"You can rest first, don't wait for me. I'm still busy and have a lot of things to do."
Lin Youqian deliberately brought a few documents as an excuse.
Qi Xu hugged him and acted coquettishly, refusing to let go. "No, I want you to sleep with me. I can't sleep without you by my side."
Lin Youqian sneered in his heart.
Oh, can't sleep? When I was gone, weren't you sleeping well with another man? You didn't even have time to clean up the mess?
Qi Xu hadn't actually failed to clean. She had spent most of the day meticulously cleaning the living room, guest room, and second bedroom. Who would have thought that Lu Yiyi and Ouyang Jiashu were fighting a guerrilla war, moving from place to place after each shot, even cleaning the small bedroom at the back.
And that was the first shot fired there.
"If you can't sleep, make some midnight snacks. I'm hungry!"
Qi Xu would never step into the kitchen again, that was her forbidden area. "Honey, can I have instant noodles?"
"I don't eat instant noodles. If you don't want to, forget it."
It’s not that Qi Xu is unwilling, she really can’t do it.
Seeing her embarrassment, Lin Youqian felt a little secretly pleased. It seemed that this woman had indeed prepared a table full of poison today, intending to harm him.
"Honey, I can't."
"If you don't know, go to sleep!"
Lin Youqian's tone wasn't harsh, but it was cold. He no longer looked at her as he spoke, his gaze fixed on the documents, not even lifting his eyelids.
"Hubby, what's wrong with you? Don't be like this!"
"Are you still mad at me?"
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