What will she take then?
Li Man looked at the joss paper money that her siblings hadn't touched and walked over.
He picked up a bundle of ghost money and threw it into the basket.
Two bundles, three bundles, four bundles, five bundles...
There were ghost money in every denomination, and the basketball hoop was severely "overloaded".
"Money isn't everything, but you can't do without it, whether you're up here or down here." Li Man clapped her hands, looking with satisfaction at the pile of joss paper money that was almost up to her navel.
"Grandpa and Grandma, I'll burn this much for you tomorrow. If it's not enough, I'll come to you in a dream again."
The boss came out with a mahjong machine and a mahjong tutorial: "Handsome, this is the tutorial. Just burn it along with the mahjong set later."
Luo Jianxing opened the mahjong tutorial and found it printed with mahjong rules from all over the country that he didn't understand, and there was even an English version.
"Boss, this tutorial is really good. It's very detailed and has both Chinese and English versions."
The shop owner said, "Absolutely. In recent years, many foreigners have come to buy offerings to burn for their deceased relatives. Gradually, the instructions for use have been made available in both Chinese and English."
Seeing that they hadn't chosen any electronic products, the shop owner brought over the latest mobile phone in the store and started showing it to Luo Jianxing.
"I highly recommend you buy this phone. It's the latest model, you can make calls without a SIM card, watch TV and stream videos without data, and most importantly, it only costs 9.9 yuan!"
"For just 9.9 yuan, you can own the world's most advanced and intelligent mobile phone!"
"The underworld is developing rapidly, we can't fall behind. Let's burn these for our deceased relatives, the sooner we buy, the sooner we can enjoy them!"
Seeing "iPhone 15" written on it, Luo Jianxing's eyebrows twitched. This is too damn advanced. The ground level has only reached the iPhone 14, and the underground level has already reached the iPhone 15.
Luo Shimiao and Li Man also came over.
"Boss, can this phone make calls up here?" Luo Shimiao asked curiously.
The boss was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter, his eyes narrowing to slits: "If I called you, would you dare to answer?"
"What's there to be afraid of? It would be even better if we could have a video call. I want to see what the underground world looks like."
Luo Jianxing rolled his eyes speechlessly. He wouldn't be able to ask this question without ten years of brain thrombosis: "Boss, she's mentally ill. Don't talk to her, or you might catch it."
"Dung beetle, are you looking for shit?" Luo Shimiao stretched out her foot and landed it on his butt.
"Man'er, save me!" Luo Jianxing covered his butt and hid behind Li Man. Damn it, the troublemaker was too fast, there was no way to dodge her.
Li Man sighed, "What a pair of lovable siblings!"
One has a sharp tongue, the other has a sharp hand.
Li Man looked at the phone in the boss's hand: "Give me two of these phones."
"Okay, the tutorial is inside. Also, buy two phone cases; it's still quite damp down there," the shopkeeper said cheerfully.
"good"
The shopkeeper continued, "You've already bought the phone and the car, how about buying two Bluetooth headsets too? There are new traffic regulations coming out recently, and they're cracking down really hard on people using their phones while driving."
"good"
Shopkeeper: "Oh right, I almost forgot, we also need to buy a charger, because this iPhone 15 doesn't come with one."
"Without a charger, if your phone runs out of battery, it will be troublesome if your deceased relative asks you to bring it down."
“Buy it!” Li Man said coolly.
Luo Shimiao crossed her arms and looked at the boss who was picking up goods: "Your cross-selling is quite good."
"No, no, this is just a sincere suggestion. Buying everything at once will satisfy our ancestors and bless you with good fortune and prosperity."
".............." I was a little speechless, but not much.
Little Green's tiny eyes darted around the store, and when he suddenly saw something, he exclaimed excitedly, "Beautiful girl, beautiful girl!"
The three looked at each other, but there was no beautiful woman in the direction it was looking.
Could its eyes see things that ordinary people cannot?
"Sodium, lots of sodium!" Little Green poked at Luo Shimiao's chest. "Can you buy me some sodium?"
So many beautiful women? Don't be so scary in broad daylight!
Luo Shimiao frowned: "Are you blind, or am I blind? Besides me and my beloved concubine, where are there any other beauties here?"
"There, there," Little Green pointed to a corner with its wings.
No, there's no one there except for the shelves and the paper bundles on them!
Luo Jianxing changed his position and hugged Li Man's arm, shrinking his body, frowning, and pursing his lips: "Man'er, I'm scared."
"Don't be afraid, I'm here," Li Man patted the back of his hand to comfort him.
Luo Shimiao “.........”
I'm a little envious. If her precious baby were here, she could also hide in his arms and say she's scared.
She misses her baby.
The boss looked in the direction Xiao Lü was looking, and his doubts were answered. He let out a hearty laugh: "Hahahaha."
"Oh, so that's what you meant, beautiful lady."
Walk to the corner, pick up the paper offerings from the bottom shelf, and place them in your palm.
Luo Shimiao: "........."
Luo Jianxing: "........."
Li Man: "........."
"Beautiful lady, beautiful lady!" Xiao Lü's eyes lit up.
The boss had three paper birds in his palm.
“I use this space to keep my pets; you can buy some pets there too.”
Little Green: "I want it."
"If you die now, I'll burn you as a offering," Luo Shimiao said expressionlessly.
The atmosphere is so strange, I thought it had seen something it shouldn't have.
Sure enough, being single for a long time makes even paper birds look pretty.
If things continue like this, problems will inevitably arise sooner or later. It's time for her to consider finding a wife for Xiao Lü.
Little Green pulled its head back into its pocket. It wanted the beautiful girl, but it wanted to live even more.
Li Man tried to walk to the shelf to choose a pet, but found she couldn't move because her arm was being held tightly: "You can let go now."
"Oh, oh." Luo Jianxing let go of her hand.
"Boss, I want this." Li Man squatted down and picked up a big black dog.
"Okay, do you want anything else?"
Li Man glanced at the six baskets on the ground filled with sacrificial paper offerings, and slowly shook her head: "That's enough, that's all we need."
"By the way, how are we going to get those three incense sticks back?" Luo Shimiao stroked his chin with his fingers, his eyes lowered as he pondered this question.
Luo Jianxing snapped his fingers: "I'll go get the car, then I'll know how to transport it."
Half an hour later.
"Is it really okay to travel like this?" Li Man asked, looking at Xiang Dao beside her.
The king of the three incense sticks was secured to the car with a rope.
When the trunk was opened, one part of the incense stick was inside the car, and the other part was outside.
The paper was packed in a cardboard box to prevent it from falling out, and then secured with rope.
Luo Shimiao said calmly, "There's a problem, but it's okay. The points won't be deducted from us."
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