On the door panel, two heads were staring at them.
"..........."
Little Green popped out from Luo Shimiao's clothes: "Hi, beautiful lady, handsome guy."
Luo Shimiao couldn't help but rub her forehead; she knew it would turn out this way.
The changing room has no roof, which is why I stopped Gu Nian earlier, in case someone was spying on us.
"Continue, let me learn." Luo Jianxing was studying diligently when he suddenly stopped.
Gu Nian looked at his friend and said, "I'll give you five words: Practice makes perfect."
"Watching you two kissing is much more moving than the movie we watched this morning," Li Man said with a serious expression.
Ugh, what the heck?!
Is this something that can be said in public?
Luo Shimiao was internally frantic. Quick, quick, someone send her a bottle of super glue; she wanted to seal her beloved concubine's lips shut.
"A-Nian, I caught them red-handed this morning while they were hiding in their room watching movies that aren't suitable for children. You need to talk to Miao Miao and tell her to watch less of these movies that are bad for her mental and physical health." Luo Jianxing's face flushed as he thought about what he saw that morning.
Just then, a woman's voice rang out from nearby: "Um... a friend of mine wants a link, could you share it?"
A friend of mine wants one too.
"Do you have any European or American series? My friend told me their technology is more advanced."
"Yes, yes, and the male and female protagonists in Western series are all good-looking."
His words stirred up a huge wave of discussion.
"I suspect you're making friends out of thin air." Li Man's tone couldn't hide her amusement. "Too bad, sharing is illegal, you'll have to find the resources yourselves."
A collective sigh rippled through the crowd.
Luo Shimiao looked up and met the man's meaningful gaze.
It's over, there's no way to clear my name now.
Picking up the white coat that had fallen to the ground, he put it on Gu Nian: "Let's go, let's stop this topic here. If we keep talking, this place will turn from black to yellow."
She opened the door and pulled the man outside.
As you walk out the gate, a row of NPCs are waiting outside.
Their faces were painted with pale makeup, and they were dressed like waiters.
"Follow me." Seeing the four people come out, the NPC standing in the first position looked blank and spoke slowly.
Everyone followed behind him for about 5 meters before turning into a dark, long passageway.
After walking only a few steps, the previously dark corridor was suddenly illuminated by dim, yellow lights that flickered on and off.
Not only that, a white fog appeared ahead.
A figure could be vaguely seen in the white mist.
"Welcome to the underworld."
As soon as he finished speaking, a "person" dressed in white with disheveled hair floated out from the white mist.
"Man'er, I'm scared." As he got closer, Luo Jianxing grabbed Li Man's arm and rested his head on her shoulder.
"Are you afraid of ghosts?" Li Man raised an eyebrow as she looked at the man who was holding her tightly.
Luo Jianxing nodded: "I'm scared!"
Luo Shimiao, standing behind them, rolled her eyes.
He's just putting on an act here, but when it's time to go up, he doesn't dare to.
Suddenly the lights went out, and the corridor was plunged into darkness again.
When the lights came on again, the white-robed NPC was already standing beside them: "Welcome to the Underworld."
The white-robed NPC wasn't afraid of Luo Shimiao at all. He brushed aside his hair to reveal his right cheek: "Welcome to the underworld for a meal, sir."
Luo Shimiao wasn't frightened by the bloody mess on her right cheek, but Xiao Lü was.
"Ahhh, a ghost!" Little Green stood on Luo Shimiao's shoulder, flapping its wings with all its might, but no matter how hard it flapped, it couldn't fly.
The white-clad NPC said, "Hmm, this little thing looks delicious." As he spoke, he raised his hand and slowly approached Little Green.
"Waaah... Help! I don't taste good! Don't eat me!" Little Green trembled and hid in Luo Shimiao's long hair.
Luo Shimiao looked at the long, black fingernails in front of him, pinched them with two fingers, and tried to pull them off, but couldn't.
It looked like a real fingernail. Curious, I asked, "With fingernails this long, when you wipe your bottom after pooping, do your fingernails scratch the poop?"
The man in white stumbled, nearly losing control of his balance bike, and tumbled off. He muttered, "I can't."
"If you go to the toilet without any toilet paper, and there's no toilet paper in the restroom, would you use your fingernails to relieve yourself?"
Everyone: "................"
The white-clad NPC didn't answer her; he withdrew his hand and floated back.
We couldn't continue our conversation.
Aside from the lights turning on and off intermittently, we didn't encounter anything else.
Walk to the end of the corridor.
The waiter's pale hand pressed a button on the iron gate, and the dark green iron gate slowly shrank to both sides.
Eerie music emanated from inside.
Inside stood the Black and White Impermanence.
Black Impermanence: "Welcome to the Underworld for a meal."
White Impermanence: "Please come in, sir."
The four of them crossed the threshold and entered the "underworld".
Looking at the scene before her, Li Man's eyes shone with excitement: "Miao Miao, you have such good taste, you chose a really great restaurant."
In the dim environment, all sorts of "ghosts" walk on the ground and "float" around.
At this moment, on a small stage, a "ghost" is ripping out its intestines.
On another stage, a "ghost" is pulling out a tongue.
The waiter led them forward.
As they passed a shop window, Luo Shimiao pointed to the severed hands and feet inside and said, "Gu Nian, these props are so realistic! Third Brother, why don't you order a few to hang in your room? I think they would match your room's style quite well."
Luo Jianxing's lips twitched: "Where does it match? My room is clearly decorated in a retro style. It would be more suitable to hang it in your prison cell."
"I'll hang up as long as my mom doesn't hit me or kick me out of the house."
Gu Nian squeezed her hand: "It's okay if you get kicked out, I'll give you half of my bed."
This man is trying to lure her back to his house to sleep.
The waiter leading the way overheard their conversation and suddenly thought they were perfect for the job; they didn't need any training and could jump right into their roles.
He led them to a table for four: "Please have a seat, sirs. This is our menu."
The menu was a notebook with the words "Yin Yang Book" written on its dark blue cover.
Luo Shimiao opened it and found it completely blank. She looked at the waiter and asked, "Do I need to open my yin eyes to see this?"
The waiter handed her a "magical implement": "Use this."
“Uh…” Luo Shimiao picked up the magical artifact he mentioned, pressed a small button on it, and a beam of purple light emanated from the front of the artifact.
Originally blank paper, writing appeared where the purple light swept across.
Actually, the "magical implement" that Xiao Er mentioned was an ultraviolet flashlight.
Luo Shimiao twitched his temples when he saw the names of the dishes. He handed the white paper, brush, and ink to Li Man and said, "I'll read out the names of the dishes in a bit. If there are any you want to eat, have my beloved concubine write them down. Anyway, we don't know what the dishes are just from the literal meaning of the words."
Li Man held the calligraphy brush: "Okay, you read it."
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