Gu Nian pulled the person out, rinsed off the foam, dried her off, picked her up, and placed her on the soft bed.
He gently kissed the tip of her nose, his voice tender and affectionate: "You naughty little devil."
Luo Shimiao's slender white arm climbed up his neck, her eyes sparkling: "Do you like it?"
Gu Nian chuckled softly: "Have you been secretly going to tutoring classes lately?"
"With you as my teacher, do I still need tutoring?" Luo Shimiao raised her face and kissed him back.
Soon after, the bedroom was filled with intimate sounds.
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Outside the window, the dark blue sky was adorned with stars that shone like diamonds.
"Gurgle..." A sudden sound rang out in the room.
"I'm hungry." Luo Shimiao opened her eyes and looked at the clock on the opposite wall: 10:10 PM.
A wad of tissue paper traced a graceful arc through the air before landing precisely in the trash can.
"You're hungry so soon? Didn't I just feed you? Want to continue?" the man chuckled softly.
Luo Shimiao lifted her aching leg and kicked it: "You know what I'm talking about, so be serious!"
This kick nearly knocked Gu Nian off the bed.
Gu Nian rolled back, pulled her into his arms, and operated his phone with one hand: "The force of that kick tells me you're not bad."
"I want to eat this." Luo Shimiao didn't respond to him, her eyes were only slits as she pointed to the skewers on her phone.
The man raised an eyebrow slightly: "Eating this is not as good as eating mine."
Luo Shimiao closed his eyes completely: "I'm not so hungry that I need to eat human flesh skewers. Order 10 skewers quickly."
"Are you sure about 10 strings of pig penises? Or are you implying something?"
Luo Shimiao snapped her eyes open, pulled her phone closer, and stared wide-eyed at the picture. After realizing it really was a pig's penis, she cleared her throat and said, "I...I must have mistaken it."
"I want 10 beef skewers, and you can decide what else you want." She then turned her back, leaving him with her smooth, flawless back.
After Gu Nian tallied the portions for the four of them, he turned around and pressed his burning chest against her smooth back, his hand caressing her flat stomach: "They say online that a cigarette afterward is like being in heaven."
“But I don’t smoke, Miaomiao. Let’s play a game. I’ll say something and you guess.” He turned her around, and her dark eyes reflected a beautiful, jade-like face.
Luo Shimiao's two rows of eyelashes drooped secretly, then she lifted her eyelids, a smile in her eyes: "Okay, but it'll be more fun if we add some prizes."
"What's the prize? Tell me."
"Ten thousand yuan for a correct answer, wanna play?"
Gu Nian: "That's too little, I'll give you a million."
"It's settled then." Luo Shimiao patted the bed and sat up excitedly.
“If you answer incorrectly, I won’t take your money. One question, one time, how about it?” Gu Nian put his hands behind his head and gazed at her lazily.
"No problem." She cursed under her breath, "You old pervert."
Gu Nian: "Listen carefully. I am the farmer who hoes the fields, and you are the midday sun. Guess the verb."
"Gu Nian!" I knew he wouldn't give a serious question.
"Don't know? Then you owe me one."
"Damn!" She was reluctant to say it, but that was a million!
Gu Nian picked up his phone, and a moment later, Luo Shimiao's phone beeped.
1 million yuan was received via Alipay.
A bright smile bloomed on her face; Mr. Gu's money was as easy to earn as ever.
"I am Qingming, you are Hetu, guess a verb."
“Go!” Luo Shimiao said without hesitation.
She has been blinded by money.
1 million yuan was received via Alipay.
Gu Nian continued, "On your wedding night, guess a place name."
Luo Shimiao tilted her head and repeated it, then a flash of inspiration struck her, and she snapped her fingers, saying, "Kaifeng."
1 million yuan was received via Alipay.
"You're really good at this." Gu Nian twirled the end of her hair with his finger: "What's the best way to mop the floor?"
"Huh?" She lowered her head to think. It seemed like a simple question, but coming from him, it was definitely not that simple.
After thinking for a while, he asked uncertainly, "A person?"
The man suppressed a laugh and replied, "Wrong, use force."
Holy crap!
Luo Shimiao was dumbfounded, her mouth slightly agape as she stared blankly at him.
The man suddenly stopped driving halfway through the journey and returned to normal, which made her think about it in that way.
"once."
"Again!"
What is a painter's apprentice called?
"A lecherous scoundrel." Luo Shimiao raised his chin: "Give me a million."
1 million yuan was received via Alipay.
How to make a larger cup of milk tea?
Luo Shimiao stared at the ceiling. How could something that was fixed in place grow bigger? After thinking for a minute, she gave up and asked curiously, "How can I grow bigger?"
The man held up two fingers: "You owe me two recitations of the Great Compassion Mantra."
"I'll blanch it!" Luo Shimiao said unwillingly, "Again."
She never imagined that one day she would miss out on a million dollars because of the Great Compassion Mantra.
Ten minutes later, Luo Shimiao jumped out of bed, her face full of anger, and walked into the dressing room. After getting dressed, she headed towards the door.
Gu Nian lay on the bed, watching the girl walk past him, and said leisurely, "You owe me 10 times~"
His response was a loud slam of the door shut.
"Four million for ten times, hmm... a good deal." The man's joy was so intense that even ten layers of makeup couldn't hide it.
Little Green crawled out from under the bed and bowed deeply to him: "Greetings, Grandmaster."
It now has a deeper understanding of the yellow characters!
"Say it, what do you want? While I'm in a good mood right now." Gu Nian glanced at it.
“We’re all males, you know,” Little Green said softly, twisting her body.
Gu Nian rolled out of bed and said as she walked toward the dressing room, "I'm suddenly in a bad mood. I'll talk to you when I'm in a better mood."
"A man who breaks his word, may you soon surpass the Flash!" Little Green angrily scratched the wall.
Looking at the empty living room, Luo Shimiao went to knock on her best friend's and third brother's rooms one by one: "Are you awake? Get up and have some midnight snacks."
After shouting, she lay back on the sofa, opened a sweet romance novel about a domineering CEO that she hadn't read in a long time, and said as she read, "This is the real domineering CEO, a combination of abstinence, sweetness, and domineering charm. Why is my CEO always a combination of durian, mango, pineapple, and banana? Am I reading it wrong?"
Gu Nian happened to hear the second half and said quietly, "That's an abstinent old man, he's probably impotent."
"What do you mean you can't? A-Nian, you can't do it?" Luo Jianxing looked at him with pity.
“........……………….....”
Gu Nian was speechless; don't speak until you've heard the whole story.
"So young and already unable to perform?" Li Man came out of the room and sat down next to Luo Shimiao to comfort her: "It's okay, it's okay, just bear with it for a lifetime, and if it really doesn't work out, just find someone else."
Gu Nian: "…………………"
Luo Shimiao: "............"
She was just venting, how did things turn out like this?
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