"Okay," the man replied softly.
"Ding-dong, ding-dong..." Luo Shimiao's left pocket vibrated and made a notification sound.
She rolled her eyes, somewhat regretting buying it the phone: "I'll uninstall WeChat when I get back."
Xiao Lü: "No, please put your phone on silent and delete that person for me. Most of the messages were sent by him."
During the conversation, the car came to a smooth stop in front of the milk tea shop.
Luo Shimiao opened the car door and stepped out, followed by the photographer.
"Miaomiao, I'll have a drink too." Luo Jianxing rolled down the car window and said to her back.
Luo Shimiao gave him the middle finger in return.
"Hmph! I'll go buy it myself."
Li Man stopped him: "You can drink after you're done."
"Okay, I'll do as you say." He agreed readily.
The car was equipped with a camera, and the footage and conversations inside the car were clearly transmitted to the live broadcast room.
If those two get together, Third Brother will definitely be henpecked.
[This brother and sister duo is quite interesting; Gu Nian is in charge of the younger sister, and Li Man is in charge of the older brother.]
[I suddenly understand why he was so happy even though he was sick—it was because he could take advantage of the situation; they were practically inseparable!]
Luo Shimiao ordered two cups of milk tea, took the receipt, and sat down to wait. She took out Xiao Lü's phone and said, "Let's see what messages they sent you."
There weren't many people in the milk tea shop at this time. Apart from Luo Shimiao and the photographer, there were only two other customers, a man and a woman.
The woman was dressed fashionably, and her appearance was exquisite from head to toe.
The man had an oily face, small eyes, a bulbous nose, and dark lips. He wore a striped polo shirt that covered his round belly and yellow slippers.
Comparing the two side-by-side reveals two extremes.
Luo Shimiao inadvertently saw him pick his teeth with the hand he had just used to pick his nose, his lips pursed downwards, how disgusting.
She clicked on a voice message: "Jade, why aren't you replying to me?" After it finished playing, the next message played automatically.
"I'm so bored. Can you chat with me? I love listening to your voice. I need to listen to it countless times before I can fall asleep."
"You haven't replied to me for 21 hours and 35 minutes."
Ugh~ I ate dinner for nothing last night!
While vocal fry sounds pleasant, isn't this particular vocal fry a bit too strained?
Who is Jadeite?
[A popular female variety show star is unafraid to publicly engage in conversations with netizens on camera; she's got some nerve! Whose house is she trying to trample on?]
[Haha, I think she accidentally clicked it by mistake; Gu Nian's head is now covered in green grass.]
He treated her so well, but his sincerity was ultimately misplaced.
Oops, the fox's tail has accidentally popped out.
Celebrities are human too; it's understandable that they flirt online. Maybe he's a big shot, and it could bring them some resources.
[Understand you my foot! You haters are like cockroaches hiding in the sewers—filthy, smelly, and disgusting.]
That's not Shi Miao's phone. Haters, stop trying to get attention here. Don't donate her eyes; save them for those who need them!
As soon as the first voice message finished playing, the man sitting across from Luo Shimiao, two tables away, suddenly looked up at her.
After the three voice messages finished playing, he rushed to Luo Shimiao and looked at her excitedly.
Luo Shimiao looked completely bewildered, wondering why she was being looked at like that.
The man brought the phone to his mouth and whispered, "Jade."
The next second, Luo Shimiao's phone vibrated.
To prove it wasn't a coincidence, the man called out "Jade" again.
"Ding-dong!"
Luo Shimiao and Xiao Lü's eyes met, staring at each other in disbelief.
What a small world!
Jade is Xiao Lü's online name, and she helped her change it. She asked Xiao Lü why it was called Jade.
It says its feathers are like imperial green, making it the "dragon and phoenix among men" in jadeite. It is the best and most expensive green in jadeite, so it is called jadeite.
"Jade, I didn't know you were so beautiful in person. I've been asking you to post photos, but you never wanted to. I thought you were too ugly to post them."
"What a coincidence that we met in such a big world. You probably haven't had dinner yet, right? What would you like to eat? I'll treat you."
"You are so beautiful, I think I've fallen in love."
Luo Shimiao looked at the chattering man, then looked down and tapped on a photo: "Is this you?"
"Yes, I did a little Photoshop work." He scratched his head and looked at the floor.
Is this what you call slightly photoshopped? The man in the photo has a well-defined profile, thick eyebrows, and big eyes; he's definitely a handsome guy. But looking at him, well... all I can say is that he has all the right features.
The only thing that's real about him is his voice.
Xiao Lü jumped onto Luo Shimiao's hand and stumbled towards her shoulder, vowing never to add strangers again—online scammers!
The claims of being 1.8 meters tall, having eight-pack abs, long legs, and a perky butt are all fake!
"Jade, let me treat you to spicy hot pot, come on." The man said, reaching out to grab her hand.
Luo Shimiao dodged his touch: "Sir, I am not Jade, you have misunderstood."
"Impossible. Although your voice is different from Jade's, did you use a voice changer?"
"It's okay, your original voice sounds great too, I really like it."
"Um... would you believe me if I said it was jade?" Luo Shimiao pointed to the little green creature perched on her shoulder, its body wrapped in wings.
“Hahaha,” he laughed and said, “Emerald, you’re joking. How could it be? Birds don’t play with cell phones.”
The man suddenly realized something and lowered his head in disappointment: "Do you think I'm not good-looking, that's why you're rejecting me with this reason?"
Luo Shimiao took Xiao Lü down and placed it on the table, then flicked its bottom: "Speak!"
"Awoo~"
"Explain yourself clearly! If you try to pin this huge blame on me, I'll confiscate your phone!"
Upon hearing that her phone was going to be confiscated, Xiao Lü quickly poked her head out and switched to the voice she used when chatting with men: "Hey, she's right, I am the Jade."
"What?" Upon hearing the familiar voice, the man took a step back, his eyes wide with shock.
He looked utterly dejected and muttered, "No wonder you refused to post photos; you're not human after all."
Reality tells us, don't rush into online dating!
[Haha, this is hilarious! It's basically mutual deception.]
[The guy may not be the best looking, but he's still a human being, Little Green... *chuckles*]
"Customer number 80, please collect your order."
Luo Shimiao glanced at the receipt, grabbed Xiao Lü, took the milk tea, and ran off.
The man snapped out of his daze and chased after her, calling out, "Jade!"
"Bang!" Luo Shimiao slammed the car door shut: "Hurry up and get out of here!"
Gu Nian stepped on the gas, glanced at the rearview mirror, and frowned slightly: "What's going on with him?"
Luo Shimiao lowered the car window halfway, but the man's cries of "Jadeite!" echoed into the car, so she had no choice but to close the window.
"Ask it." She tossed the little green thing onto the seat.
Gu Nian raised an eyebrow: "You insulted him?"
"No."
"Ah!" Little Green cried out, scratching at Luo Shimiao's pants with its paws, extremely excited: "Quick, block him!"
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