"Do it yourself if you want. I don't have a get-out-of-jail-free card. Don't drag me into this."
Ma Peiwen chuckled and said, "So you just seem brave." Then he turned his gaze to Li Man and said, "Xiao Man, you probably don't like people with cowardice, do you?"
Li Man raised an eyebrow and said, "It's hard to say, it depends on looks."
His body stiffened, and he quickly glanced at Luo Jianxing's handsome face. He gritted his teeth. Could it be that Xiaoman really likes this pretty boy?
A sharp pain shot through his stomach. Ma Peiwen buttoned up his suit jacket and said, "I'm going to the restroom."
As he turned around, Luo Jianxing immediately took out his phone and sent two words in the group: "Action."
In an instant, eight or nine people stood up from various corners of the restaurant and walked quickly toward Ma Peiwen, soon overtaking him.
Ma Peiwen went into the restroom and tried several stalls, but none of them were occupied. He clutched his stomach, looking anxious; he was about to burst!
Clinging to his last hope, he pushed open the last door. The moment the door opened, the man's face lit up with joy, and he strode inside.
Close the door and unbutton it.
"Pfft... deflated..."
...
Li Man swirled the wine in her glass and laughed, "All those 'exotic dishes' are just made up by you guys, aren't they?"
"Hehe." Luo Jianxing chuckled mischievously, tugging at her clothes. "We can't hide it from you. You won't blame us, will you?"
She asked in surprise, "Why blame you?"
"I'm afraid he'll tell your mother that we ganged up on him."
Li Man put down her wine glass and pinched his cheek: "He doesn't have the face to say it, and even if he did, it wouldn't matter."
“My mom was just being polite this morning; it’s still up to me to decide what to do.”
Luo Jianxing, like a wronged young wife, pretended to be angry and turned her face to the side: "Then why did you agree to have dinner with him?"
"If I don't eat with him, how will you have a chance to prank him?"
"Yeah, right." He chuckled and stuck it back on.
Gu Nian whispered in Luo Shimiao's ear, "Does he look like someone with an intellectual disability?"
"It's so similar, so very similar!"
"Can you whisper any louder? Why don't you just whisper it in my ear?"
Little Green flew to his ear, its mouth opening and closing as it said, "You're an idiot." Then it immediately flew away and burrowed into Gu Nian's coat.
"Green, hairy, monster!"
"You big idiot!"
Luo Jianxing looked at the little green bird with half its head sticking out and said irritably, "I'm magnanimous and won't bother with a bachelor like you."
May you be infertile, but have a house full of children and grandchildren!
Xiao Lü: "........." Is this what you call magnanimity?
Suddenly remembering something, Li Man said, "Didn't Ma Peiwen check this restaurant? Is that really what it says?"
"I made some minor modifications."
Her lips twitched: "Aren't you afraid the restaurant owner will sue you?"
Luo Jianxing winked at her: "Isn't it a coincidence? This restaurant is owned by my classmate."
"Everything has been arranged with him."
The food was getting cold by the time they got back, and Ma Peiwen still hadn't returned.
Li Man glanced at the time and frowned, saying, "Is the restroom that fragrant? Why have you been sitting here for so long?"
Luo Shimiao covered her mouth and chuckled, "That depends on what he does."
Toilet,
After Ma Peiwen finished relieving himself, he raised his hand, pinched a corner of the toilet paper, and pulled it down, but only a small section came out.
He opened the tissue box in disbelief, only to find that there was only one tissue tube inside.
He patted his pockets, found his phone on the table and hadn't picked it up, and punched the wall in frustration.
After hesitating for a long time, Ma Peiwen raised his hand and knocked on the partition, asking, "Is anyone home next door?"
"what?"
Do you have any more paper? I'm out.
"No, but I brought some myself. If I have any extra, I can share some with you."
Ma Peiwen said with delight, "That's great, thank you."
The man next door said, "But my toilet paper is different from regular toilet paper; you might not be able to accept it."
"I can accept it, as long as it can be used to wipe my butt."
A moment later, three small wooden sticks, each about ten centimeters long, emerged from the gap below.
Ma Peiwen was dumbfounded: "............." What kind of paper is this?!
When the man saw that he wouldn't answer, he said, "I knew you couldn't accept it."
"Are you sure this will work for wiping your butt?" He finally accepted it.
"Why not? It cleans even better than toilet paper."
"Then...how do I use it?"
"Do I have to teach you that? Of course you scrape it off. You don't expect me to stick it in, do you?"
"Scrape? Won't it cut your butt?" Ma Peiwen frowned, looking at the small wooden stick with a puzzled expression.
"Why do you talk so much nonsense!" The man's tone grew increasingly impatient. "If you don't like it, give it back to me and wipe it with your own hand!"
"No... I don't mind."
Half a minute later, the man next door opened the door and left the bathroom.
Ma Peiwen stared blankly at the door panel. After a while, he took a breath, grabbed a wooden stick, and awkwardly scraped it back and forth on his buttocks.
"hiss...."
......
Luo Jianxing smiled when he saw the message in the group chat.
"He used it."
Luo Shimiao chuckled, poking her little hand, and said, "Chrysanthemums are withered, leaving only scars on the ground."
"What mischief have you two gotten yourselves into this time?" Li Man asked, looking at the sly smile on the brother and sister's faces.
They said in unison, "No, no."
Luo Shimiao swung her legs: "We're not that bad."
Three minutes later, Ma Peiwen appeared in their sight.
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