Chapter 339 Miaomiao, is the game more fun, or am I more fun?



Gu raised an eyebrow, started the car, and drove off.

"Have you eaten?" Luo Shimiao asked, looking at the man's perfect profile.

I can't eat without you.

She said irritably, "I'm not Lao Gan Ma (a popular chili sauce brand), be serious."

"I haven't eaten yet. I just finished dealing with company matters when I received your message."

"Do you have any food at home? Let's go home and cook. I haven't eaten yet."

"Yes, Aunt Lin bought some vegetables this morning but hasn't finished cooking them yet."

"I want to eat your pan-fried tofu."

"Want to take advantage of me?" Gu Nian stared straight at him, a seductive smile curving his lips. "Which part of me do you want to take advantage of?"

"Hey! Take this!" Luo Shimiao could no longer bear it and pulled out her hairpin to hit the man.

I'm really impressed that he can't stop spouting witty remarks.

Gu Nian's smile remained unchanged as she let her poke him: "There's no tofu in the fridge, I'll make it for you another day."

Xiao Lü stood between the two and said, "I think it's great. A beautiful appearance is a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul is one in a million."

"Life without color is so dull, like a blank sheet of paper."

“Right now, all I see on this piece of paper is yellow.” Luo Shimiao withdrew her hand, twirling the hairpin, the intricately carved hairpin spinning on her fingertips.

"But then again, it sounds weird coming from you."

"You weren't some unfortunate soul who accidentally triggered something and ended up in a parrot's body, were you?"

"In your past life, you did too many bad things and were punished by being reborn into the animal realm. You were reincarnated without drinking the Meng Po soup."

Little Green flew to the top of her head and pressed its ear against it.

"What are you doing?" she asked, frowning in confusion.

"Listen to your brain, is there any water in it? I am learned, do you think I only know how to watch handsome guys' live streams all day?"

Gu Nian nodded in agreement: "Miao Miao, play fewer games. Am I not as fun as games?"

"Knowing you're so powerful and well-established, aren't you afraid of overwatering and ruining things?" She turned to the side, looking at him with a half-smile.

Since we can't change it, let's join in.

“I’m lacking water in my Five Elements.” His smile deepened. “I won’t get worse, I’ll just get stronger.”

Xiao Lü exclaimed, "Luo Shimiao's name has three water radicals in it. You two are really a perfect match."

After hearing it seven or eight times, Luo Shimiao shuddered and muttered, "I'm not a spring."

"Hehe." The man let out a low, mellow laugh, as if he had just thought of something.

...

After returning home, Luo Shimiao went to her room, took off her dress, changed into her pajamas, and then went to the kitchen to find Gu Nian.

Looking at the ingredients on the cooking counter, her bright eyes fluttered: "Why is there pork intestine?"

A deep male voice slowly drifted over: "I'll make you braised pork intestines."

“Huh,” Luo Shimiao took a step back and frowned, “If you dare, I’ll make you braised fish, the kind that’s red-hot like iron.”

"Just kidding."

"Ring ring, ring ring..."

Luo Shimiao's phone rang in her pocket. To avoid being teased by Gu Nian, she switched back to the phone's default ringtone.

"Hey, Er Gouzi, all done?"

Upon hearing the new way of addressing her, Li Man on the other end of the phone twitched slightly at the corner of her mouth: "Are you free? I'd like to invite you to dinner."

"It's been two days, and you're still not full?"

Li Man followed her words and said, "After being starved for more than 20 years, how can we be full after only two days?"

"Come over here quickly, Gu Nian is cooking. If you're late, we'll only get leftovers." Luo Shimiao turned to the man and said, "Gu Nian, come and eat with them. Add two more dishes."

After she finished speaking, Li Man said, "We're coming right now." After hanging up the phone, she kicked the man next to her.

"Get up and get dressed. We're not going out to eat; we're going to eat at Gu Nian's place."

Luo Jianxing turned to the side, propped his right cheek with his hand, and said lazily, "No rush, I just woke up and need to rest a bit."

"Your legs are too weak to get out of bed?" Li Man smiled as she looked at him.

He chuckled softly, "Don't you know whether my legs are weak or not?"

“It used to be quite troublesome, how about we order takeout?”

"No, I won't order." Li Man decisively refused. After finishing the takeout, it would be another sleepless night, and she probably wouldn't be able to go to the company tomorrow.

I realized something today: you can't mess with men in the morning, they're too much of a handful.

She sat on the edge of the bed, her legs touching the floor, but before she could stand up, she fell back onto the bed.

Luo Jianxing got up and hugged her from behind, laughing, "Sit still, I'll go get your clothes."

Her flawless face inadvertently turned red—a slap in the face indeed!

After getting dressed, the two drove to Gu Nian's house.

at the same time,

Luo Shimiao was in charge of bringing the stir-fried dishes to the table, and the fragrant aroma of the dishes wafted into her nose.

"After the last restaurant variety show, Gu Nian's cooking skills have reached a new level."

Gu Nian poured the prepared crabs into the pot and stir-fried them, a departure from her decisive and efficient demeanor in the business world.

At this moment, his sharp edge was hidden; he was just a man cooking for his girlfriend.

Luo Shimiao reached out and hugged him from behind, her fingers slipping directly into the man's waistband.

He glanced down at it, his dark eyes gleaming, and curled his lips into a smile: "Little rascal, what do you want?"

"You cook, I'll cook for you..." She felt the man's gaze stiffen for a moment before finishing her sentence: "The woman behind you."

"Miaomiao, no need to add anything. The first six words are what you're thinking right now."

Luo Shimiao pulled his hand out and moved it to the kidney area, moving it through the clothes: "I'll take out one of your kidneys."

Gu Nian warmly pressed down on the mischievous claw with her palm, and chuckled: "How can I satisfy you if I dig it out?"

The slender fingers moved quickly downwards, forming claws, and then squeezed hard.

At the same time, the man's cry of pain rang out: "Hiss... Ah."

"Miaomiao, we have plenty of eggs at home, we don't need one more."

"Let go! It hurts!"

“We’re not short of eggs,” Luo Shimiao said, relaxing her grip slightly, “but we are short of sausages.”

"Do you know how I help my mom make ham sausages at home?"

"After I get the sausage, I usually put it on the cutting board, pick up the knife, raise it high, and bring it down heavily to cut off the seal."

"Then peel off its outer layer, and with a sharp blade, slice it into evenly sized pieces of ham."

"If it's dicing, I'll swipe my knife across the ham from the middle, cut it into four strips, and then chop it up like minced meat."

Hearing the light, ghostly voice behind him, Gu Nian couldn't help but swallow: "Miao Miao, you scared it."

"Look, it's not reacting at all. Why don't you take a bite and see if it reacts?"

Little Green, standing to the side, covered her eyes with her wings and said, "I feel like I'm listening to a little erotic novel conversation."

"It almost dyed my feathers yellow, and I didn't even dare to listen to Zhuang Zhou's purification." It jumped up and down, its eyes shining. "But why am I a little excited and want to hear more?"

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