Luo Shimiao, who had just closed his eyes, suddenly opened them, slammed his foot on the mattress, and said, "Are you a dandelion? You're everywhere when the wind blows!"
"You can sleep, but I can't?"
"How come birds have such an oddity, like cockroaches, liking to build their nests in places where they can't see the light?"
Little Green: "It's none of your business with Photoshop."
"You're so good at arguing, go play mahjong." Luo Shimiao covered her head, closed her eyes, and went to sleep.
Just as she was about to fall asleep, the classic sound of a mobile mahjong game entered her ears.
"Bang!"
The loud slam of the door made the windows shake.
A bird and a plane were thrown out.
"You fierce woman!" Xiao Lü pushed the phone with her mouth, inching it toward the sofa.
Ten forty,
Luo Shimiao walked out of the room, and Lin Mai's voice was coming from her phone.
"My boss, if you don't come to the studio for makeup soon, the makeup artists will have plucked all the bristles from your makeup brushes."
"I'll definitely go tomorrow. Also, there's no need to pick me up. I have some things to do, and I'll drive there myself when I'm done."
"Then I'll go and wait for you."
"Okay, buy me a latte."
Lin Mai: "Okay."
"If you win by drawing a tile, give me the beans! I'm a master of debating!"
"Hahaha….."
Little Green's smug laughter echoed in the living room.
Luo Shimiao followed the sound and came up behind it, nudging its body with her foot: "Want to play mahjong at home, or come out with me?"
Without a word, Little Green flew to her right shoulder, which had become its exclusive spot.
It nuzzled Luo Shimiao's neck with its fluffy head: "Help me recharge~"
Luo Shimiao bent down and picked up the phone from the ground: "Just charge it, who are you trying to disgust by saying you're charging it?"
After charging her phone, Luo Shimiao changed her shoes, took her car keys, and went to the garage to get her car.
Half an hour later,
I parked the car in a roadside parking space and went into a clothing store.
Little Green's eyes lit up as she looked at the clothes displayed in the store. She flew to the shop owner and excitedly asked, "Boss, do you have my size?"
The boss looked it up and down: "I used to have a parrot, just as smart and lovable as you."
What happens next?
A hint of sadness appeared in his eyes, and he sighed deeply: "She eloped with another bird."
"..." Judging from his expression, I thought he was dead.
Little Green comforted it, "It's a good thing that it found a mate, so don't worry about it."
The boss, who was initially sad, suddenly became agitated: "Of all people to choose, it had to end up with the bird that my arch-rival keeps!"
"Forehead….."
The boss seemed to have found someone to confide in, and told Xiao Lü the whole story of how the two birds met and how they eloped.
Luo Shimiao took down the clothes she wanted, put them on, and stood aside, watching them expressionlessly.
She was talking animatedly, her expressions and gestures were so exaggerated that she was afraid her boss might get excited and slap the little green thing away.
After standing there for about five minutes, seeing that the owner had no intention of stopping, I interrupted, "Boss, I'm in a hurry to pay the bill."
"I'm sorry, I lost control and said a few more words." The shopkeeper wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at the clothes she was already wearing, saying, "I had a very pleasant chat with your friend, so I'll give you a friend's price of 168."
Luo Shimiao walked to the cashier, scanned the QR code on the counter, and said as she paid, "It's not my friend." Turning to stare at Xiao Lü, she said with a sly smile, "It's my nemesis!"
"Huh?" The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, then said happily, "Then can you sell it to me? I like it very much, and I will definitely treat it well. As long as I have a bite of meat, it will have a sip of soup!"
"Oh..." Hearing him say that, she felt a pang of reluctance. She put on a smile and said, "I'm sorry, it's a zoo animal being fostered here. I don't have the right to do that. Besides, it has a very serious illness."
"What illness?"
Luo Shimiao said with a serious expression, "I will die if I leave you."
The boss frowned: "Never heard of such a disease?"
“I don’t know about other parrots, but this one has it, and it’s quite serious. Otherwise, the zoo wouldn’t have entrusted me with its care.”
"You just said it's bad luck for you, so did you buy this outfit to scare it away?"
"No, boss, I was just joking. My life is harder than diamond; it can't break me."
"The money has been paid, we're leaving now." Luo Shimiao walked towards the door.
Xiao Lü: "Wishing you booming business, boss! See you again someday."
The shop owner waved and said, "Thank you, take care."
Xiao Lü caught up with Luo Shimiao, looked at what she was holding, and said, "Why don't you put your head on?"
Luo Shimiao rolled her eyes: "If you want me to be invited for tea by the traffic police, just say so."
"Oh, oh."
She put her things in the trunk and ran towards the haunted house.
23:42.
After parking his car, Luo Shimiao jogged over to the location Lin Mai had sent him.
From a distance, you can see a group of people standing in front of the haunted house.
There was a crowd of onlookers around, as well as a cordon set up by security guards.
Luo Shimiao lifted his trouser leg and sped up.
"Excuse me, could you please let me pass?" She squeezed through the crowd and walked toward Lin Mai's location.
The security guard reached out to block her, saying unhappily, "Go back!"
"Big brother, I'm in cahoots with them."
The security guard scoffed and said, "Do I look like an idiot?"
He pointed to the left: "See that? There's a frog selling its babies. He can make a lot of money in a day. You can do what he does and get some babies to sell."
Luo Shimiao looked in the direction he pointed and saw a frog that looked rather dull, holding a row of small frogs.
"Is life really that hard? To the point of selling your children?" Luo Shimiao turned his gaze away and called out to his assistant three meters away, "Xiaomai."
Lin Mai heard her voice and looked around, but couldn't find her anywhere.
"Boss, where are you? I can't see you."
“I’m here.” She jumped up and waved her arms.
Lin Mai saw an angry eagle and almost dropped his latte.
It has a white head, a yellow pointed beak, a black body, and feet that are the same color as its beak.
"Oh my god! Luckily, Sister Min was busy today and didn't come." Lin Mai quickly went over.
"Boss, why are you wearing a mascot costume?"
Luo Shimiao put his hands on his hips and said, "Aren't there snakes in the haunted house? Eagles are the natural enemies of snakes. They will definitely avoid such a big eagle."
Lin Mai said, both amused and exasperated, "They may never have seen an eagle like this before!"
"It's okay. Even if I don't scare them, I'm safe in this outfit." Luo Shimiao looked at the security guard who stopped her: "See, I didn't lie to you."
The security guard gave her a look as if she were a monster, then lowered the cordon and said, "Go in."
Luo Shimiao ran to the director to report for duty.
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