Luo Shimiao got goosebumps when she heard him say such cheesy things. She remembered that he didn't usually talk like this; it had only been a short time since they last met, but he sounded like he had been possessed.
Chen Jiawen bowed slightly to her, then walked to the front desk.
Live broadcast room
Wow, this is real online gossip! Who is that refined-looking young man in a suit?
Although I don't know who he is, I can roughly guess from the "boss" he mentioned that it should be that person.
[It's already so obvious before the live stream, it seems like it's not far from being officially announced.]
[It seems like everyone knows who it is?]
[Besides Gu, the richest man in China, who else can subdue this monkey demon?]
Luo Shimiao unfolded the tissue and placed it on the table.
"Is there anything special about these tissues?" Lai Meiqi asked curiously, looking at the beautifully packaged tissues.
"Aside from being expensive, it's nothing special, except that it's a little better than regular tissues."
She tore off a bill and held it to her nose: "This smells so good, and it feels so nice too. I've never heard of this brand before. How much does it cost?"
After swallowing the meat in his mouth, Luo Shimiao replied, "200 per pack."
"Cough cough." Yao Bin, who was enjoying the meat, choked on the chili in the dipping sauce when he heard the price, and bent over coughing.
Lai Meiqi glanced at the gold lettering printed on the lower left of the tissue box and said, "100 tissues, that's two yuan per tissue! Suddenly it doesn't smell so good anymore."
Luo Shimiao pressed the bottom of the bowl with his chopsticks and calculated carefully: "When I deliver food to the toilet, I need eight sheets of paper, and it costs 16 yuan to deliver food once."
"When I'm at home, I wash my hands at least ten times a day, using one sheet of soap each time, which costs 20 yuan."
"With those dung-spraying birds that keep running to the toilet, I spend fifty or sixty yuan a day just on tissues!"
Yao Bin clutched his neck, his handsome face flushed red from the choking: "You're really rich!"
Lai Meiqi nodded in agreement.
"It was a gift from a handsome guy. If it were my money, I'd fold the toilet paper into three pieces," Luo Shimiao said with a smile.
Little Green: "You'd never be willing to buy it."
Lai Meiqi exclaimed, "This is what it means to enjoy life!"
Luo Shimiao held up one finger and shook it at her: "No."
The two asked in unison, "What is that?"
"That's just being pretentious."
Yao Bin reached out and took a tissue, touching the intricate and beautiful pattern on the edge of the tissue, and said, "Using such a fine tissue to wipe your fast, even your hemorrhoids will be moved to disappear on their own."
For some inexplicable reason, Lai Meiqi suddenly asked, "Do you guys have hemorrhoids?"
"have"
"No"
As soon as he finished speaking, both girls turned to look at Yao Bin.
Yao Bin slapped his mouth, leaned back on the sofa with a look of utter despair. Oh no, now the whole internet knows he has hemorrhoids!
Live broadcast room
[Haha, what an honest kid! He's got hemorrhoids, but he dares to say it.]
The thought that such a handsome guy also has hemorrhoids instantly made me feel better.
[Hilarious! One dared to ask, and the other dared to answer.]
[These guys are geniuses; they can talk about anything while eating hotpot and still enjoy it immensely—no one else in the entertainment industry does that.]
Luo Shimiao picked up his teacup, looked at the man in front of him, and said with a suppressed smile, "You're a man with hemorrhoids, so I'll toast you."
"I'll toast you three times." Lai Meiqi finished her tea in one gulp, refilled her cup, drank that, poured herself another cup, and after finishing all three cups, said apologetically.
"Yao Bin, I'm sorry, my brain just suddenly shut down."
In just two minutes, Yao Bin had accepted reality, his despair vanished, and he laughed heartily, "It's nothing, what can a mere hemorrhoid do to me!"
"I'll tame this clingy little devil sooner or later!"
Then, less than five minutes later, his brow furrowed.
The two noticed his unusual behavior.
Lai Meiqi asked, "What's wrong?"
He then looked at Luo Shimiao and said, "The little demon cast a spell on me and needs to borrow your 'magical artifact'." His eyes glanced at the pack of tissues.
Luo Shimiao nodded and said, "Okay."
With a series of swift movements, pristine white tissues were pulled out, and Yao Bin, clutching the tissues, disappeared from sight.
As soon as Yao Bin left, the two put down their chopsticks and started playing on their phones.
"As expected, Yao Bin has surged into the top three trending topics on Weibo." Lai Meiqi covered her face as she looked at the "hot" tag next to #YaoBinHemorrhoids#.
"His agent and fans must really want to tear me apart right now."
Luo Shimiao: "Yao Bin is such a genuine and handsome guy, his fans must be a group of beautiful, kind, and lovely young ladies who won't say anything about you."
Live broadcast room
[Thanks, Miss Meiqi! Now Bin and I have the same item.]
She complimented us on being pretty, kind, and cute.
Don't worry, we won't criticize you. Even Brother Bin hasn't said anything, so we have no reason to say anything to you.
[Anyway, he already has enough laughs, one more won't make a difference.]
Lai Meiqi sighed, "I deserve to be scolded."
Luo Shimiao scrolled through the private messages sent by her Weibo followers: "It's crazy, a bunch of people are asking me to do a live-streamed class."
What courses will be offered?
"To put it nicely, it's called fighting back against trolls; to put it bluntly, it's teaching them how to swear." Luo Shimiao looked at the camera and said, "I've seen your private messages. Since you're all so eager to learn, I'll give you a lesson when I have time."
"I'll definitely be there when you start broadcasting." Lai Meiqi clenched her fist, a burning desire to learn igniting in her eyes.
Time passed quietly, and Yao Bin, who had disappeared for more than ten minutes, reappeared on camera.
He slumped back in his chair, exhausted: "If you knew that, you wouldn't eat spicy hot pot."
Luo Shimiao picked up the serving chopsticks and put the fresh hairy crabs into the pot: "Fight fire with fire, don't spoil it."
"You wouldn't understand that feeling of sitting on a cactus."
Lai Meiqi thought of the trending topics and said, "Yao Bin, you're trending. I clicked in and looked for a while. A lot of netizens are offering you methods for treating hemorrhoids."
He picked up his phone from the table, quickly logged onto Weibo, saw the comments from netizens, and looked at the camera, saying, "Thank you for your concern."
Pay more attention to the artwork itself, and don't focus on hemorrhoids!
The three chatted as they slowly finished off the food on the table.
"If you were to rate this hot pot restaurant, what score would you give it?" Zheng Xiaopeng asked the three of them.
Luo Shimiao patted her belly, her face beaming with the joy of a full meal: "If the maximum score is 10, I'd give it an 8. The ingredients were fresh, and everything was great."
Lai Meiqi bent her index finger and laughed, "I give it a 9 out of 10. The beef is sliced neither too thin nor too thick. After being cooked in the hot pot and dipped in the sauce, it's perfect."
“I’d give it an 8 out of 10. Oh, by the way, I didn’t go to the office because of the ingredients,” Yao Bin said with an unnatural expression. “It’s because of that ‘little devil’—I haven’t had spicy food in a long time, and I couldn’t resist today, which ended up irritating my stomach.”
"I'm worried that some marketing accounts might cut out the beginning and end and post it online, so I think it's better to say something."
[A marketing account with a malicious intent can still edit a video to look flawless.]
Looking forward to tomorrow's live stream! Does anyone know what's on tomorrow's topic?
I saw someone post last night saying they went to the countryside, but I don't know if it's true.
After giving the scores and exchanging pleasantries, the live stream ended for the day.
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