Luo Shimiao: "............" Speechless. My mother opened the door for speechless. Speechless all the way home.
"Hey bro, what's so interesting about withered chrysanthemums? Do you think your place is a kaleidoscope?"
"Then close your eyes, you can't peek."
"You can rest assured, if you peek at me, I'll jump into the latrine and drink it all up."
Live broadcast room
Is this dog even worth keeping? I can almost smell the stench through the screen.
[Luo Shimiao was pulled in like that, yet he didn't fall. No wonder he's a monkey; he managed to climb up there.]
[When I saw that dog just now, I knew it was a dry toilet. Back in my hometown, my dog also liked to follow me to the toilet.]
Wow, what did I just see?!
Wow, this guy's fasting was watched by millions of people, but come to think of it, his fasting was pretty naive.
I'm curious how Sister Miao will get down later, hahaha...
[I really want to see her fall! Type '1' if you want to see it. Many hands make light work, maybe it'll happen!]
The screen was filled with +1s flying by.
Meanwhile, Yao Bin slammed his hand on the table and stood up, staring at the screen on his phone, exclaiming, "Sasa, that's not a swimming pool! Aaaaaaah!"
"You fucking get up here! There's no meat in there for you to scoop out!" He was afraid that Luo Shimiao wouldn't be able to control it, so he turned on the live stream. As soon as he entered, he saw Sasa rush in. After the cameraman chased after it, he saw it swimming in the cesspool.
He's so angry!
He looked at the man across from him pouring water for instant noodles, hesitated for a moment, and then walked over: "Do you want to come with me to find Shi Miao?" He showed him the live stream footage.
When Gu Nian saw the girl hanging from the roof beam, his expression hardened, and he put down the kettle and walked quickly outside.
"A-Nian, where are you rushing off to?" Luo Jianxing, holding Li Man's hand, was about to come to find him when he saw him hurrying along, looking very anxious.
"Something happened to Miaomiao."
Luo Jianxing and Li Man exchanged a glance and hurriedly followed.
With a scream from behind, it flew past in a flash.
"What happened to her?" Luo Jianxing grabbed his arm, his expression grave.
Li Man frowned and said in a deep voice, "What dangers are there in the countryside?"
Gu Nian: "Find someone first."
Yao Bin and Lai Meiqi followed behind them.
Live broadcast room
[A wife-obsessed maniac, he follows his wife everywhere, as if afraid someone will steal her away.]
[Third Brother and Li Meiren are here too! A dream come true for those who appreciate good looks!]
......
From the outhouse, a man's voice came again: "All done."
He turned around and looked back. When he saw Luo Shimiao's beautiful face, he froze on the spot. When he came to his senses, he said, "Are you a fairy who has descended to earth?"
"No, my fans say I'm a monkey that popped out of a rock."
"Hehe... Fairy, you're so funny." He took out his phone, opened the QR code, and looked at her eagerly: "My name is Liu Ren, I'm 31 years old, I own a car and a house, am I qualified to add you on WeChat, Fairy?"
Luo Shimiao blinked: "The fairy doesn't use WeChat, she communicates entirely through thought."
"Okay... fine." He put his phone away in disappointment. "DouDou, let's go out first."
"Miaomiao, where are you?"
"Miaomiao"
"younger sister"
"You fierce woman, if you're not dead, respond if you hear me."
Hearing the calls from outside, Luo Shimiao was overjoyed and shouted, "I'm here!"
Everyone heard her voice and ran in the direction of the sound.
Luo Jianxing arrived at the toilet door, his gaze passing over the photographer inside and looking at the eaves. His lips twitched slightly, and after a second of holding back, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha..." He laughed until tears streamed down his face, and he took out his phone to record a video.
"Mom, look at Miaomiao, hahaha..."
Gu Nian raised her hand and flicked him on the forehead, saying irritably, "If you don't save Miao Miao first, you still have the nerve to laugh here."
Luo Shimiao chimed in, "That's right, that's right."
"Sasa!" Yao Bin squeezed in, watching the dog walking around in the pool.
"I know you like playing in the water, but you have to be careful about what kind of water it is. Come on up."
Li Man curled her lips and said calmly, "Once it comes up, the scene will be more interesting."
"Woof woof woof".
Sasa saw its owner jumping around excitedly and tried to jump up, but failed. It tried several times but still couldn't get up.
It stirred up the pool of sewage until it was like a pot of boiling water.
Seeing this, Yao Bin said, "Sasa, stay downstairs for now. I'll go find Genzi."
The people in the restroom left, leaving only Gu Nian.
“Come here, I’ll catch you.” He stood to the side, arms outstretched.
Luo Shimiao let go of one hand and grabbed another wooden beam, moving forward. When she was almost in position, she smiled at him and said, "Catch me tight, or we'll both fall into the cesspool." With a little effort, she swung forward and then let go.
Gu Nian held her firmly, turned his back to the camera, and whispered in her ear, "If you fell in, how many times would I have to wash you clean?"
She pinched Gu Nian's thigh, left his warm embrace, and pulled him by the arm as they walked out of the bathroom.
Yao Bin returned with a wooden stick about two fingers wide, took off his socks, put them together, and wore it on his right hand.
"You guys move away, it might shake its body when it comes up later."
He used a stick to lift the dog leash up, frowned, and picked it up: "You can't even jump up here, you should lose weight."
Seeing that he was struggling to pull, Gu Nian stepped forward and grabbed his arm.
With Gu Nian's help, they were easily pulled up. After being pulled up, the two quickly retreated, away from Sasa, who was covered in filth.
Sasa was about to run into her owner's arms when she saw him run away.
Little Green Fly above its head: "Brother Dog, I never expected we'd meet in such a quaint place."
Sasa ignored it and just wanted its owner to hug it. It started shaking its fur as soon as it stepped out the door.
Yao Bin: "Retreat, retreat, retreat!"
The excrement sprayed out like a shower of hidden weapons, driving the crowd back.
After shaking its body, Sasa rushed straight at Yao Bin, barking: "Woof woof woof."
"Ah! Don't come any closer, I don't want to hug you right now!" He turned and ran away as fast as he could. Normally he would be happy to do this, but now he was covered in poop.
Luo Shimiao put her hands on her hips and laughed, "A person's potential is limitless and needs to be stimulated. Isn't that why you're running so fast?"
Live broadcast room
I had a great time at the buffet.
[Go Sasa! Go after him, kiss him, and lick him!]
[Take it to a pet store; the owner probably won't want to do it even if you pay extra for a bath.]
Everyone walked back to the guesthouse, and all the staff kept their distance.
Sasa sat on the ground licking her fur, while Yao Bin leaned against the white wall not far away, panting heavily.
"Xiao Wang, go ask the villagers if anyone has a water pipe, the longer the better."
"Okay, I'll go right away."
Sasa saw the tallest and most handsome man in the crowd, stood up and ran towards him.
Gu Nian's heart skipped a beat. There happened to be a tree nearby, so he climbed it without saying a word.
In a short while, three more people appeared under the tree where Gu Nian was.
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