Luo Shimiao: "..."
I actually lost to a bird! If Little Green were a person, it would definitely be a total jerk.
[Envious! My parrot is so aloof. When it's happy, it says "I love you," but when it's unhappy, it calls you an idiot.]
[A parrot as intelligent as Little Green is probably one in ten thousand years; it's unusually clever for a bird.]
Luo Shimiao stood downstairs and called out to Gu Nian's window, "Hey, handsome Gu, come down for dinner."
Two minutes later, the wooden window opened the door, and a small head peeked out.
"Auntie, come up here quickly."
"It's time to eat, why are we going upstairs?"
"Brother Niannian, it seems like he's about to die."
Luo Shimiao: "..." So who's holding you now?
Seeing that she was unmoved, Luo Luo said coquettishly, "Hurry up, hurry up."
She glanced at the photographer beside her out of the corner of her eye, took a few steps back, rushed forward, stepped onto the wooden wall, and with the agility of a swallow, she climbed up, grabbed the windowsill, and with a powerful push, flipped herself into the house.
"Bang!"
The photographer stared at the closed window, frozen in place. How was he supposed to take a picture now?
[As expected of Sister Sanshui, she never takes the usual path.]
If I had that skill, I would have already won over that aloof heartthrob from the next village.
[Ladies upstairs, if you're not agile enough, use a ladder.]
To be honest, I tried it one dark and stormy night, but he sat on the windowsill, holding a saw, and smiling at me.
Ah, this... such an unromantic man.
"I heard from Luo Luo that you're not good anymore? What's wrong with you?" Luo Shimiao crossed her arms, leaned lazily against the wall, and looked at the man who had gone to bed in just a short while.
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