Luo Shimiao felt a chill run down her spine. Completely unaware that someone was beside her, she turned her head slightly and looked around but still couldn't find anyone.
Hands on hips, eyes squinting, looking at that cute little face: "Luo Luo, are you playing a trick on us?"
“No, it’s right there.” She pointed to the cornfield two meters away from Luo Shimiao.
The three of them turned to look at the cornfield.
"You call this what you call next to me?" she said angrily, rolling up her sleeves and striding towards the cornfield. "I'll see who's playing tricks on me."
Just as she was about to push aside the corn and go inside, a rough male voice rang out from inside the corn.
"Don't come in, I'm 'fertilizing'. I just took off my pants and squatted down, and you all came."
Fertilize?
Luo Shimiao's lips twitched: "It's cold outside, why don't you take care of it indoors?" He took two steps back and turned to leave.
"There's no toilet inside, and the outhouse is too smelly and your butt will freeze anyway, so it's better to come to the cornfield."
Who are you looking for?
Luo Jianxing held up the cake in his hand: "We came up here to deliver a cake. Are you the owner of that house?"
"Yes, did my wife buy it? You put it on the ground, I'll take it after I finish fertilizing."
He didn't explain and just put it on the ground: "Okay, it's on the ground now, remember to pick it up."
"Alright, let it go and leave. Someone's been 'fertilizing' me and won't come out."
Everyone: "..."
[There really is someone like that; Luo Luo has a really sharp eye.]
[It seems that Luo Luo saw him while he was standing, and by the time they looked over, he had already squatted down.]
[What a misunderstanding! I really thought there was something sinister going on.]
Luo Luo raised her pretty face: "Auntie, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
"I misunderstood you." Luo Shimiao stood beside Gu Nian with her hands behind her back, and they walked side by side.
"We need compensation."
She raised an eyebrow, clearly unwilling to suffer any loss, and her rosy lips curved into a beautiful smile: "Tell me, what do you want?"
Luo Luo's small mouth curled up to the sides, and her bright black eyes shone like stars in the sky: "Hand over the spicy strips."
She stumbled, and I thought she would ask for money, but she asked for spicy strips instead.
Gu Nian looked down at Luo Luo's adorable appearance and chuckled, "You're still thinking about spicy strips after all this time? Are spicy strips really that delicious?"
"Delicious."
Luo Shimiao slapped Luo Jianxing on the back and said, "It's all your fault, you're always eating spicy strips at home."
"What does this have to do with me? If anyone's to blame, it's the spicy strips because they're too delicious."
"If you hadn't given it to her, would she have liked it?" She raised her foot and kicked him behind the knee.
Luo Jianxing jumped up and dodged, then ran towards the guesthouse.
"I only gave her a tiny bit, not even as big as a fingernail."
"You're still trying to deny it!" Luo Shimiao looked at the ground for a 'weapon', but after searching around without finding it, his gaze fell on Gu Nian's waist.
"Gu Nian, can I borrow something?"
The man's brow twitched, a bad feeling creeping into his heart. Before he could even ask, a pair of slender, jade-like hands were already pulling at his pants.
"Um... Miaomiao is still live streaming."
"So what if it's a live stream? I didn't do anything to you."
They pulled down my pants and still said they didn't do anything to me.
Luo Shimiao raised her arm, pulled out the belt from the man's waist, and swung it hard in the air. Facing the tall, slender figure in the night, she shouted, "Dung beetle, watch how I beat you!"
Luo Jianxing, who was jogging, looked back, stopped, put his hands on his hips, and said provocatively, "Come on, you troublemaker, let me see how sturdy your stick is."
"Whether it's sturdy or not, I don't know, but I know that stirring up this pile of shit in your head is enough!"
The moonlight was cool and clear as water, and the sky was bright and clear as a plate.
Two figures chased each other along a country road.
[Our Sanshui sister is really something! In front of hundreds of millions of viewers in the live stream, she pulled down the pants of the richest man, Gu.]
[You've already taken off your belt. Isn't there a cornfield over there? Why don't you drag me in and play hide-and-seek?]
[Mr. Gu doesn't have a belt, so hold on tight to your pants!]
[Hey, don't hold on so tightly. Is there anything to see inside? If you want to prove yourself, take it off and let us see if there's anything there.]
They really are a brother and sister pair with a love-hate relationship.
[It's over, Third Brother is about to be caught!]
Xiao Lü saw Li Man and Gu Nian still strolling leisurely and said, "You two should run too, we can't miss the show."
Li Man smiled and put her hands in her pockets: "He will come back."
"who?"
"Manman, save me!" Luo Jianxing's handsome face was filled with terror as he ran towards Li Man with all his might.
"Weren't you so arrogant just now? What kind of man seeks a woman's protection!"
He slammed on the brakes, his long, slender, fair hand gripping Li Man's shoulder. Hiding behind her, he said breathlessly, "Manman, tell her, am I a man or not?"
A knowing smile played on her lips, her amber eyes sparkling: "Are you really going to tell me? You'll just get shy again if you do."
"Um... I'd better not say it." He knew that if she opened her mouth, she would immediately start talking again, so it was better to stay in bed and tell him quietly.
Gu Nian pulled back the girl who was jumping around and waving her belt, trying to hit Luo Jianxing.
"Alright, alright, don't bother with that pile of shit."
Luo Luo was amused by his words: "Uncle is Daddy."
Little Green: "Your aunt is a troublemaker, and the whole family are troublemakers."
Luo Shimiao slung the belt over his shoulder, breathing slightly heavily. Since he couldn't hit him, he would try another method.
Looking at her best friend's bright and beautiful face, a sly glint flashed in her eyes: "My dear, I want to sleep with you tonight. I have so much to tell you."
These words displeased not only Luo Jianxing, but also the man who had been whipped.
Li Man knew she was saying that on purpose, so she played along and continued, "Okay, it's been a long time since we slept together, but you have to control yourself tonight, okay? Don't 'get handsy' with me."
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