Luo Shimiao read the comments on her finger: "A few days ago, my neighbor came over and asked me for help. I didn't know how, and when she left, she said, 'You're a college student, and you can't even do this simple thing? What kind of education did you have?' I was furious on the spot. I'm not good with words, so how could I possibly retort?"
“That’s easy.” She raised her eyebrows slightly and smiled brightly: “Just tell her to read your will.”
"Next, how do I reply to the saying 'It takes two to tango,' which is really annoying!"
Little Green suddenly looked up, flew to the phone, and said, "I know how to do this."
"Then you tell me."
"Do you believe I can slap you and make your medical insurance bills go into arrears?"
Luo Shimiao stroked its fluffy head and said, "You really are a contrarian."
[No one else would do this, only you do; isn't that a problem with you? How should I respond?]
She replied, "Nobody else thinks that way, only you do. Isn't that the problem with you?"
[Miaomiao, look at mine! A male classmate told me today that the teacher taught us to gently pluck, slowly twist, rub, and pick, and his lewd look disgusted me!]
"To the male classmate who likes to make dirty jokes, just say it, darling, the teacher didn't teach us to refine a needle through countless trials. Don't be shy when facing this kind of person, magic fights magic."
Xiao Lü: "Why didn't you talk back when that person said that?"
"Ahem." A hint of embarrassment flashed across her fair and flawless face. "I don't know who you're talking about. Don't interrupt my live stream." She then continued reading the comments.
I texted my boyfriend in the morning, but he only replied in the evening, saying it wasn't that he didn't want to reply, but that he forgot his phone. He used to reply instantly, but lately, it's been like this almost every time I text him.
Luo Shimiao frowned slightly: "Baby, your boyfriend is obviously up to something. Next time, just tell him this: I didn't mean to cheat on you, I just forgot to say goodbye."
[No way, no way, I can't be the only one, can I? How am I supposed to reply? This is so annoying.]
“Yes, you’re all alone, you orphan.” Luo Shimiao scrolled up to find a comment: “It’s wrong of me to flirt with other people, but it’s wrong of you to peek at my phone. Shameless comment from my husband.”
Xiao Lü: "How do you respond to such a shameless statement?"
She spread her hands and shrugged: "It's my fault that the child isn't yours, but it's your fault for taking him for a paternity test."
[It's Meiqi: Teacher Shi Miao is as amazing as ever!]
[Yao Bin: As expected of a legendary figure who can silence online trolls with his insults, when it comes to arguing, Teacher Shi Miao is second to none.]
[Sanshui, we suggest you publish a book directly.]
I'd trade ten years of my ex-boyfriend's life for a mouth just like Shi Miao's.
[Lan Xinyue: Ahhhhh, I'm late! I'll send a gift to make up for it.]
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