"Wow! When did you get here?"
"I've always been here, okay?"
"Why didn't they say anything? They just launched this kind of surprise attack."
"You said it yourself, next time you're sleeping, don't yell at me if I sing."
"roll!"
"You still haven't answered me what you sent to Xiaonian."
Buzzing...
The phone kept vibrating.
"Here you are, here you are. You even replied to so many messages." Luo Shimiao picked up her phone and glanced at it: "If you want to know, come down."
Little Green: "Coming right now." It flew down and landed precisely on the girl's chest.
Luo Shimiao looked at the page and raised an eyebrow: "Is there something good happening at home today? Why are you sending so many messages?" She first tapped on the message sent by Gu Nian.
The most aloof and handsome guy in the universe: "Did you send this message to the wrong person?"
"Holy crap! Holy crap!" She scrolled up in a panic, but the emoji she had just sent was gone. She thought of the unread messages in the family group chat.
"Ahhhhh, how did I post this in the family group chat!" My hands were shaking as I opened the family group chat.
At 10:25, Ye Shujun posted a photo of the flowers on the balcony in the group chat, followed immediately by a Luo Shimiao emoji.
A tiny black and white figure lies on the bed, its thin legs crossed, with the caption: "Why bother with work? I'd rather be with you."
Mom: ?
Dad: "??"
Big Brother: "???"
Sister-in-law: "???"
Second brother: "??????"
Second sister-in-law: "??????"
Third Brother: "I took the picture politely, thank you~"
My beloved concubine: "Miaomiao, are you still asleep?"
The most aloof and handsome guy in the universe: "..."
Little Green saw a bunch of question marks, but didn't understand the others: "What is this? Let's take a look."
"No time!" Luo Shimiao snapped out of her daze, quickly swiped up, and long-pressed the emoji to see if she could take it back.
When he saw that there was no option to retract the message, the phone slipped from his fingertips, and he collapsed onto the bed in despair.
"Little Green, how about I take all my money and go live with you on Mars?"
"I know, you must have accidentally sent something risqué to the group." Little Green looked at the alluring emojis on the screen, lowered her head and covered them with her wings, her little body trembling.
Its laughter echoed in Luo Shimiao's ears: "The idiom 'covering one's ears while stealing a bell' is perfectly embodied in you."
After Xiao Lü stopped laughing, she asked, "How did you manage to send the emoji inside? Didn't you check it before sending it?"
She thought of the profile pictures in her family group chat and someone else's profile picture, and said bitterly, "It's all because of Gu Nian's profile picture. In order to infiltrate the group, he did a lot of fussing over my mother, and even changed his profile picture to the flower that my mother posted on her WeChat Moments."
"Two similar rose-themed profile pictures, plus my mom just sent a message to the group chat. I clicked too fast and didn't notice, and it was sent out in a flash."
"Serves you right for being so colorful, hehe~"
"You didn't even try to comfort me, and you even mocked me! Get lost!"
My phone vibrated.
Luo Shimiao picked it up expressionlessly and saw that it was a message from that bastard.
The most aloof and handsome guy in the universe: "I'm off an early shift today, so I'll go back and see if my little wildcat has gone into its hole."
Just a few minutes ago, Luo Shimiao wanted to see Gu Nian's expression, but now the tables have turned.
She rolled over and lay face down on the bed, kicking it a few times in frustration.
"It's best not to go home during this period; if you go home, you'll definitely be met with their ridicule."
I lay in my room for half an hour, then was woken up by the "musical" sounds coming from my stomach.
Four cleaning ladies were cleaning the living room, and Aunt Lin was also there.
Just then, the cleaning lady's voice came from the stairwell.
"Mr. Gu, you're back so early today."
Gu Nian nodded slightly.
The cleaning staff were already used to his aloof attitude and continued cleaning with their heads down.
Aunt Lin saw a flash of surprise in his eyes: "I'll go cook now."
The two looked at each other from a distance.
Luo Shimiao snorted and turned her head away from looking out. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the cleaner moving the sofa, and her eyes widened in shock.
A forgotten memory flashed into his mind. Gu Nian's calm expression cracked, and he clearly remembered it too.
The two said in unison, "That area doesn't need sweeping!"
But it was too late.
The cleaning lady's puzzled voice rang out: "Why are there clothes under the sofa?" As she spoke, she pulled out a pair of black sheer underwear.
Aunt Lin stopped when she heard the sound behind her, and turned around curiously. When she saw the cleaner's left index finger hooking on a man's underwear, her eyes widened instantly.
"I've really seen something new today!"
"Hehe, um..." Luo Shimiao scratched the back of his head and chuckled awkwardly, then blushed as he walked over and took the clothes from the cleaner's hands.
"I'm sorry to have caused you so much trouble."
The cleaning lady covered her mouth and chuckled: "Next time you're in the living room, don't stuff your clothes under the sofa. Clothes that haven't been washed for a long time can easily breed bacteria."
"Auntie, I understand," Luo Shimiao replied in a barely audible voice, her head bowed.
Gu Nian coughed dryly, pressing his fist to his lips; he'd had a lot of social mishaps today.
The several blatant gazes and the faint smile on the cleaner's face made it impossible for the two to stay any longer, so they quickly walked towards their room, taking two steps as one.
The door slammed shut, and Luo Shimiao draped her clothes over Gu Nian's body, then tossed a black veil over the man's head.
"It's all your fault."
Gu Nian draped the bitter tea seed hanging from her head and her clothes over her arm, and pinched the fleshy part of her right cheek with her right hand.
Are you surnamed Lai?
She took the man's hand and made a face at him: "Hehehe~" She walked to the dressing table and sat down: "Gu Nian, I'm hungry. Why don't you go to the kitchen and see if there's anything good to eat and bring it up for me?"
I don't want to leave this room for now; the aunties' eyes seem to see right through me, it's too scary.
Gu Nian took out his phone and sent a WeChat message to Aunt Lin: "I'll have Aunt Lin bring it up."
Xiao Lü joked, "Even someone as shameless as you, Xiao Nian Nian, has a day when you feel embarrassed."
The man deleted the half-finished text, spun the phone between his fingers, walked to the door, opened it, and looked at Xiao Lü, saying, "Go downstairs and tell Aunt Lin."
"Why make me do something that a phone can do perfectly well?"
Four words popped out from her beautiful, thin lips: "Waste of data."
Little Green flew away with a whoosh, thinking to itself, "Still so shameless, all they know is how to bully the weak."
Gu Nian left the door a crack open and walked behind Luo Shimiao. In the mirror, a pair of fair hands supported a delicate and beautiful face, her expression revealing a sullen displeasure.
"Miaomiao, you've already died once. If you die again, the damage will be halved. It's okay."
"If this is all you're going to say when you come back, then get back to your company."
Gu Nian leaned down, his eyes filled with an ambiguous smile, his lips brushing against the girl's earlobe, and whispered, "Didn't you tell me to come back? That emoji..."
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