We finished work early today, so the director organized a barbecue for everyone. In the backyard, there was a barbecue grill on one side and two dining tables on the other. Director He and the guests sat at one table, and the other staff sat at the other table.
The table was set with grilled skewers and drinks, and the backyard was filled with laughter and cheerful conversation, creating a lively atmosphere.
Director He said to everyone, "Just eating isn't fun. Let's play a song-guessing game. Sing lyrics with suggestive meanings, and whoever can't sing it will have to drink a glass of wine."
"Zhou Yang, you're a professional singer, why don't you start?"
Zhou Yang thought for a moment and then sang: "The day doesn't understand the darkness of the night."
Next, Lan Xinyue: "The most beautiful flower on the grassland, the fiery red Sarilang."
Director He: "Beautiful, next one."
Luo Shimiao grinned: "The white dragon horse's hooves are facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang and his three disciples."
After finishing his song, Luo Jianxing looked at Gu Nian expectantly, only to find that he had covered his ears. Why was this dung beetle covering his ears?
Gu Nian: "The darkness in front of you is not darkness."
The previously noisy environment suddenly became quiet.
Luo Shimiao stared blankly at Gu Nian, finally understanding why her third brother had covered his ears—because it was truly…
The voice was still pleasant, but not a single word was in tune.
Luo Shimiao said, "Sing it again."
Gu Nian raised an eyebrow. Miao Miao likes to listen to him sing?
His thin lips parted slightly: "The darkness before my eyes is not darkness."
Luo Shimiao lowered his head. The lyrics were still the same, but the tone had changed. It was completely different from the first time he sang it. He thought he was singing it on purpose, but he didn't expect that his singing was really bad.
It has to be said that God is fair; He can open one window for you, but He can also close another.
Director He never expected that the renowned president of Haoyang Group would have such "achievements" in singing.
If Zhou Yang's singing could make someone pregnant, and Gu Nian's singing could cause a miscarriage, it's a good thing it wasn't broadcast live, otherwise the whole world would know that Gu Nian sings terribly.
"Ah...hahaha, Mr. Gu's singing voice is truly refreshing!" Director He said with an awkward laugh.
"Let's continue."
Luo Jianxing cleared his throat: "Sunshine, rainbow, little white horse, beep beep beep beep beep."
Director He nodded, thankfully this one didn't make a mistake.
Next up is Zhang Kailun: "The sky is as gray as if it has been crying."
Cao Lu: "The sky is the color of rain and mist, and I am waiting for you."
Finally, it was Director He's turn. He straightened his posture, gathered his emotions for a moment, and said, "My home is on the Loess Plateau, where the wind blows across the slopes. Whether it's a northwest wind or a southeast wind, it's all part of my song..."
One line after another, without any intention of stopping, he even stood up while singing, his expressions and hand gestures were impeccable, and he got more and more into it as he sang.
When the song ended, enthusiastic applause erupted from the audience; the director's face had to be given.
"Haha, thank you for the applause. It's been a long time since I sang, so I couldn't help but sing a few more lines."
Oh, so the meaning of "a few lines" is to sing the entire song word for word.
Since no one made a mistake in the first round, a new round began, starting with Cao Lu.
Cao Lu: "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, the colorful Aurora."
Zhang Kailun: "I don't understand your dark humor."
Zhou Yang: "The orange sunset was swallowed up by the horizon."
Lan Xinyue tilted her head and thought for a moment: "Black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray..."
Luo Shimiao said with a regretful look, "Oh, I'll let you sing first. Let me think about what other lyrics have a color."
"Hmm..." He rubbed his chin, his mind constantly searching for lyrics with suggestive undertones.
Director He: "There's a time limit. If you haven't figured it out by the time I count to 1, you'll have to drink 3.2 liters..."
Luo Shimiao had a flash of inspiration: "I've got it!"
He put his hand to his lips, making a classic rapper gesture.
"Hey yo yo~"
Now make it drop from the top.
(The Goddess of Puxi descends from the sky)
That's some wet-ass p***y
(A timely rain arrives)
Now get a bucket and a mop
(Get ready to welcome)
that\u0027s some wet-ass p***y
(A timely rain arrives)
I'm talking. (wap wap wap)
(Speaking these beautiful words)
that\u0027s some wet-ass p***y
(A timely rain arrives)
Macaroni in a pot
(The noodles sizzle as they are stirred in the pot)
Little Green: "Heave-ho!"
"··········"
The scene fell silent once again.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Luo Shimiao blinked and said, "Is something wrong? It's tinged with color."
Director He pointed to her wine glass and said, "Drink up."
“No, is there anything wrong with it?” Luo Shimiao looked at the man beside her.
Gu Nian rubbed his temples and said in a low voice, "I asked you to sing lyrics with suggestive content, not to sing smutty songs."
"Hmph." Although he was a little dissatisfied, he still picked up his wine glass and drank the red wine in it.
"What's the name of this song, 'Goddess Miao Miao,' and what does it mainly express?" Lan Xinyue asked Luo Shimiao when she first heard the song, finding it quite catchy.
If she had just reached Gu Nian, perhaps she wouldn't have asked.
“Um…” She paused for a moment before saying, “The song is called ‘wap.’ This song fully expresses… the pollution caused by people’s overexploitation of nature in this day and age, which leads to the destruction of wild ecosystems.”
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