Seeing that the atmosphere was getting lively, Cheng Yun took a wine bottle as a microphone and started singing a cappella, and everyone started clapping.
"Hurry up and jump!" Wei Shuo took out his cell phone and shook it, smiling sinisterly: "Besides the bed-wetting video, I also have the video of you when you were a kid and you couldn't outrun me, so you cheated and sat on the ground crying."
Shen Ci was angry: "Don't make fun of me! You didn't have a camera to take a video at that time!"
Wei Shuo shrugged: "I don't have any, but your brother who is a complete brother-con does. I often share resources with him."
Shen Ci: “…” Damn!
His brother is good in every way except that he loves to collect all kinds of photos and videos of him, which makes Shen Ci very dissatisfied. From childhood to adulthood, his brother has accumulated countless ugly photos and negative information about him!
Shen Biemei's name is "Record of Good Times".
Beautiful legs! He is not seaweed!
Shen Ci was once again furious and decided to spend money to hire someone to hack into Shen Bie's computer after filming the variety show and delete everything to prevent any future trouble!
Shen Ci had no choice but to start dancing to the rhythm, gradually letting himself go.
He danced randomly and Cheng Yun sang randomly, and their playlists flowed seamlessly from "Mojito" to "Wild Wolf Disco". Shen Ci quickly threw away his idol image and gave up completely on himself, dancing and twisting his body like a mentally retarded child, quite like the dance fighting style of the Zang Ai Family.
"Asian Dance King Nicholas Shen Ci! Today I will challenge you to a showdown on the Forbidden City!" The drunk Wei Shuo screamed excitedly and jumped out to dance awkwardly with Shen Ci.
"What a funny couple! They are so cute, hahaha..."
"Oh my god, I can't do it anymore..."
“…”
The artists were all holding their stomachs and almost fainting from laughter. Even Shao Jinhuan, who always had a blank expression on his face, couldn't help but laugh along, his gentle eyes resting on Shen Ci.
Guo Nuannuan laughed feebly: "Stop it... Stop fighting!"
Everyone burst into laughter again, but Jiang Shu in the corner had a perfunctory smile on his face. He lowered his head and drank some juice to hide the mockery in his eyes.
They are two lunatics! It turns out that people without power can only attract attention by acting crazy!
It's so annoying. She originally wanted to sing so that the camera could take more pictures, but now there's no chance for that.
She glanced at Shen Ci and Wei Shuo with disgust.
Cheng Yun was laughing so hard that he couldn't sing. Shen Ci stopped panting and dragged Wei Shuo away.
Wei Shuo was still howling with unsatisfied appetite, but Shen Ci stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth, blocking his mouth: "Eat my leg."
Wei Shuo, who was holding a chicken leg in his mouth, was so drunk that he quickly started to chew on it, quietly and busy.
"I finally understand why so many people like you." Cheng Yun wiped away the tears from laughing and talked to Shen Ci.
Shen Ci: "…Because I'm too stupid?"
Cheng Yun smiled and shook his head: "I don't know, but I'm always happy around you. Your positive emotions are easy to infect others."
Shen Ci was stunned, remembering that Brother Zhang had commented on him in the same way before.
"You are such an amazing kid. This is the first time I am so happy to teach an artist. I feel better every time I see you, haha."
With a sudden thought, he looked up at Brother Zhang who was sitting far away from the camera.
Brother Zhang happened to be looking at him, and he smiled and gave Shen Ci a thumbs up, and whispered "great" with his mouth.
Feeling affirmed by his old father, Shen Ci smiled brightly at him.
Suddenly, a strange sound of breaking through the air was heard not far away, and several points of light rose into the sky. In the dark night, a few brilliant fireworks suddenly exploded, and then countless more rose and exploded.
"Ah! Fireworks are being set off!" Guo Nuannuan quickly picked up her phone to take pictures, and other people in the program crew also took pictures.
This was a surprise prepared by the village chief for them. Shen Ci leaned on Wei Shuo, who was almost asleep, and admired the fireworks in the sky with a satisfied smile.
He took out his cell phone, shot a gorgeous short video at the right moment, and sent it to Lu Xiao.
"Uncle, come watch the fireworks with me!"
A few seconds later, Lu Xiao replied.
Lu Xiao: [Smiles] Okay.
Lu Xiao: It looks very good.
The familiar yellow-faced emoji with eyes downcast and a smile on its face once again made Shen Ci fall into self-doubt.
***
A few days later, the first episode was aired.
Shen Ci and all the artists gathered in the living room on the first floor of the B&B to watch the show. The editing of the program team did not highlight the conflicts too much. Most of the scenes were about the harmony and cooperation among the people.
This made them feel relieved, and the program team could finally act like human beings.
Shen Ci's facial expression was unpredictable throughout the whole process, sometimes pale, sometimes red, and everyone around him was trying to hold back their laughter.
Because all the scenes of him sleeping and dancing were edited in and even used as the content of the promotional video...
Shen Ci brought shame upon himself in front of the entire nation. He never imagined that such a stupid behavior of his would be edited into the film. He was completely socially dead.
Shen Ci: Sabine ventilator.jpg
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just check Weibo to divert your attention." Wei Shuo patted him on the shoulder and sighed to comfort him.
Shen Ci nodded, and with shaking hands he flipped through Weibo, and sure enough, he saw his name on the trending search.
#Shen Ci idol behavior should not bring fans up#
Shen Ci: “…” He wanted to beat Wei Shuo to death when he started laughing wildly, because he knew that something bad was going to happen!
"Shen Ci Global Fan Club solemnly declares: Fans are rational in chasing stars, they are all normal people! Please don't cue!"
"I can't bear to watch this anymore. What the hell am I a fan of? Hahahaha..."
"Bao Er, what's wrong with you? Send us a payment QR code so we can donate money to treat you."
"What a cute fool! Are you guys teaming up to steal a child? How many years will you be sentenced to if you are caught?"
"Even if she becomes a spirited young man, Ci Baoer is still so pretty and cute that it takes your breath away! I'm a man, am I bent…"
"Don't panic upstairs, you just joined Xiaoci's army of male mothers..."
“…”
The slogan used when the program was promoted on the hot search list was "Warm Time", but Shen Ci was different and bravely made it to the hot search list with the title of "Mental Idol".
In just a few minutes, the picture of Shen Ci sleeping in a shopping mall and the awkward dance of Shamat were made into emoticons and circulated wildly, and even a crude cover dance was immediately created...
On the surface, everyone was comforting Shen Ci who wanted to get rid of his worries with one leap, but in fact, they were almost laughing to death.
After all, it is so easy to gain happiness from listening to Shen Ci; it is simply the source of happiness.
Jiang Shu looked at the crowd surrounding Shen Ci and frowned slightly.
Shen Ci's position in the hot searches even surpassed the show itself, and other artists were left in the back row. Shouldn't everyone feel the same as her and feel psychologically unbalanced?
Jiang Shu was very puzzled, and finally concluded that they must have been pretending!
How could anyone be willing to have their attention snatched away by such a broken vase every day?
"Hey? Can we start preparing for the live broadcast?" Jiang Shu suddenly interrupted, but everyone was busy and no one paid any attention to her.
Biting his lip awkwardly, Shen Ci struggled to get out of the situation and continued, "Oh, yes! When we recorded the trailer a few days ago, we said that we would start the live broadcast tomorrow night!"
Wei Shuo pushed him back onto the sofa and smiled: "Why are you in such a hurry? Young Master hasn't laughed enough yet."
Shen Ci was about to collapse. He could no longer bear it and immediately picked up a pillow to hit Wei Shuo, and the two of them started fighting.
"If we are brothers, let's be embarrassed together. Why don't you appear on the trending searches and be ridiculed by the public?"
"I can't help it. My fans are used to it. I guess they are too lazy to laugh at me~"
The director came over with a smile to help: "Everyone, we really need to start preparing for the live broadcast. Tomorrow night, everyone has two tasks. One is to promote the agricultural products here, and the other is to advertise our renovated small B&B."
"The cherries here have recently started to ripen. After communicating with the village chief, we decided to use the 'cherry picking season' as a gimmick to attract tourists to stay."
Jiang Shu exclaimed loudly: "Oh my god! My favorite cherries! Can we go and enjoy them first? Hahaha!"
Her voice was so exaggerated that the people around her were not able to react. After five or six seconds of awkward silence, someone responded, "I want to, too!"
The director smiled and said, "Of course you can."
***
The homestays were all in place, and we had also negotiated with the villagers who could provide cherry picking services. On the night of the live broadcast, everyone was eager to give it a try.
They experienced cherry picking in the past two days. As the first guest staying in the B&B, Wei Shuo carefully wrote a review and posted it on his Weibo, updating it every day in the form of a diary.
As the number one internet celebrity on the Internet, Wei Shuo has tens of millions of fans, and his review blog posts with pictures and texts are natural advertisements.
In addition, with the cooperation of various artists in forwarding the live broadcast room information, the download volume of the Qinggua live broadcast platform has been at the top of various app stores in recent days, and the popularity has long been hyped up.
At that time, the live broadcast begins.
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the number of online viewers immediately began to soar at a rate of thousands per minute. The barrage began to flash wildly, and the live broadcast was stuck several times before it even started.
The barrage was full of fans of the seven people, and the cheering words flew across the entire screen like snowflakes. Shen Ci almost vomited blood when he saw a bunch of "silly little words, mother's favorite" passing by.
I really want to whitewash him, he is really a serious idol...
Fortunately, the programmers of the Cucumber platform upgraded the system madly at the cost of their hair long ago. It is already the largest live broadcast platform in China, and now one live broadcast room can easily accommodate millions of people.
The seven people took turns to sell the goods, and Wei Shuo, as the most skilled internet celebrity anchor, went first.
He has brought in a lot of inferior goods, and each time he was able to achieve a turnover of at least tens of millions.
But all that could be sold tonight were some agricultural products, as well as the cherry picking and accommodation and travel coupons that had been negotiated. In the end, Wei Shuo only made a little over 500,000 yuan.
This is already an excellent performance. Other artists who have no experience in live streaming have only brought in a little over 100,000 at most.
Shen Ci was ranked last because the director firmly believed that with so many wealthy fans of his, they would be able to help cover the cost.
Shen Ci: “…” If there’s nothing left for him to sell by then, wouldn’t he be so embarrassed?
As it turned out, his words came true. In the end, he really only had a pitiful quota of two or three thousand yuan left to sell... This was all thanks to Jiang Shu who existed before Shen Ci.
She spent more than two hours in the dressing room getting dressed, and the moment she came out, everyone present was so amazed that they couldn't take their eyes off her, not to mention that she appeared in front of her fans in the live broadcast room with a filter.
Jiang Shu is a beauty to begin with, and after dressing up carefully, she makes people seem to see the goddess of the screen in their childhood again.
The audience in the live broadcast room went crazy immediately, the comments were overwhelming, and some people were even moved to tears.
With his good looks and added emotional appeal, Jiang Shu attracted a lot of attention and brought in over 300,000 yuan in sales.
When the time was up, Jiang Shu got down from his phone and glanced at Shen Ci with some pride.
Ha, there are only these things left to sell... I wonder if this little vase will cry in grievance in front of the camera.
No matter how much he sold, the transaction volume was the lowest among the few people. She laughed in her heart and felt embarrassed for Shen Ci.
Shen Ci didn't notice her look and sat in front of the camera calmly, thinking that since he was so unlucky, he might as well just sell it casually and pretend.
Anyway, he didn't lose any appearance fee, it's just a bit of shame.
Shen Cigang smiled sweetly at the camera: "Good evening, everyone!"
The colorful bullet screen suddenly came all over the place——
"My son! Mommy is here with two black cards! I'll buy whatever you bring!"
"I can't wait any longer. I can finally buy it! Hurry up, hurry up!"
"I asked all the employees in my husband's company to get ready! They have to contribute 100 million in turnover to Xiao Ci!"
“…”
Shen Ci smiled awkwardly: "Ah, but I only have 3,000 yuan worth of stuff left to sell. The link is below. It's Sakura--"
"Eh? They're all sold out, no need to say anything!"
The live broadcast assistant reminded him from behind.
Shen Ci's eyes widened. He hadn't even introduced the product yet!
The barrage was aimed at the user with the ID "Shenlu" who had just bought all the goods in an instant, and various Zuan words popped up.
Shen Ci was afraid that the live broadcast room would be closed due to the uncivilized barrage, so he quickly stopped them: "Sisters, stop cursing. I really have no stock here. How about we do it next time——"
Suddenly, an "angel rocket" came out of nowhere and arrogantly covered all the bullet screens.
"Deep Deer" was rewarded with an "Angel Rocket".
The mom fans who were typing away frantically suddenly realized something, and immediately clicked on the reward page and started typing frantically—
The highest-quality "Angel Rockets" were blown up one after another. Because they were refreshed and covered too quickly, each "Angel Rocket" would be replaced by a new one within half a second, and the entire live broadcast room was in a state of excitement.
One bullet comment struggled to survive in the gap: "Rewards must be counted as transaction amount! Go for it, sisters!"
Shen Ci watched the live broadcast screen intently. His movements gradually became stuck frame by frame. Finally - the live broadcast interface went black.
On the black screen, a line of innocent small words appeared: "Connection disconnected, try again!"
Shen Ci: “???”
Is this because too much reward was given too quickly and the platform server crashed, so the live broadcast room crashed? !