"Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Yang Xi was immediately in a panic. He stood up and bumped into the corner of the table, causing Wei Shuo's coffee to sway and spill a lot of it on Wei Shuo.
“……” Wei Shuo closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and told himself to stay calm.
He has been defeated by metaphysics, and is determined to be more virtuous in his speech in the future, learn from the Buddhist classmate Shen Xiaoci, and speak less and flatter more.
"..." Feeling guilty, Yang Xi walked closer to Wei Shuo, bent slightly, and carefully wiped the dirt off his face with a tissue.
Wei Shuo did not retreat and obediently raised his face slightly. If you ignore his murderous eyes, he looks quite obedient.
"Wipe it clean for the young master." Wei Shuo couldn't hold back his temper and said in a snorting voice.
"Yeah." Yang Xing didn't stop wiping. He held Wei Shuo's chin and wiped it carefully, basically wiping off the pulp and seeds.
It still felt soft through the tissue, and Yang Xing couldn't help but pinch it while wiping it. Wei Shuo immediately slapped his hand away sensitively: "Don't move your hands or feet."
Wei Shuo's breathing was suddenly disrupted. He felt very uncomfortable and stood up suddenly.
"I'm going to the bathroom. Think about what I just said. You can ask for anything, money or resources. As long as you agree, I will do my best to give it to you."
He said this stiffly, opened the door and left.
Yang Xing had no choice but to sit back in his original seat. The soothing music flowed in the room like a spring, quickly calming Yang Xing down and allowing him to think and consider carefully.
He slowly wiped the remaining drink from his hands. He should have been thinking about the "sponsorship" issue that Wei Shuo had mentioned, but he couldn't help but think about the touch he had just stolen.
The soft cheeks feel like chocolate marshmallows when poked. If you accidentally touch them with your fingertips, you can feel the warmth and smoothness, which makes people linger.
"..." Yang Xi patted his cheeks to sober himself up.
Yang Xi feels like something is wrong with him recently. He seems to always have strange thoughts about Wei Shuo. The old sworn enemy becomes cuter and cuter when he is not arguing with others...
To Yang Xi, the idol Xiao Ci is actually cuter, but he doesn't have too many strange thoughts, at most he just has the mentality of a male mother.
But the feeling towards Wei Shuo... was very strange. Wei Shuo always liked to argue with him, but their tastes strangely always clash, and the two of them would often argue with each other.
However, Yang Xi did not feel too disgusted. He even argued with him for a while after meeting him, and he felt a little itchy in his heart and mouth.
Just like these days, Wei Shuo has become much cleaner and more honest with his words, even a little taciturn.
...It was precisely because of this that Yang Xi was inadvertently teased several times by the well-behaved Wei Shuo, and the other party was completely unaware.
Is it because he hasn't been in love for too long? Yang Qi covered his face in embarrassment.
Yang Xing has written countless love-themed songs and has been admired by many men and women, but unfortunately, he has never had any serious love experience, nor has he ever had a crush on anyone. Even his sexual/fantasy objects during adolescence were all anime characters.
However, in comparison, Wei Shuo was the one who was even more abnormal, as he actually wanted to support him suddenly!
Before he could think more, Wei Shuo had already pushed the door open and came back. His face was frozen so hard that the tip of his nose turned red. He tried to remain calm and returned to his seat, but secretly reached his hand under the table to the heater, thinking that Yang Xi hadn't noticed.
Yang Xi immediately noticed several large coffee stains on his white coat, which were caused by him.
Wei Shuo's daily attire seems casual, but in fact, he puts a lot of thought into it.
In order to maintain perfect handsomeness later, I might take off my dirty jacket and only wear a thin long-sleeved shirt.
He is so afraid of cold... If he catches a cold because of this, Yang Xi will feel so guilty.
He sighed and took off the same trendy jacket as Wei Shuo: "Exchange your clothes with me."
Wei Shuo was stunned: "...No need."
"Don't waste time." Yang Xi didn't allow him to refuse. Before Wei Shuo could react, he pulled off his coat and put his own on.
Although they were the same style, the sizes of the clothes were quite different. After Wei Shuo put them on, he could only put his hands into the sleeves and couldn't stretch them out, looking a bit like a child.
Yang Xi stared at Wei Shuo, who was frowning and stretching out his claws, and the four words "boyfriend's jacket" magically popped up in her mind. Her scalp suddenly felt numb, and she quickly lowered her head to put on Wei Shuo's clothes.
As soon as Yang Xi put on Wei Shuo's coat, it became very difficult for him to move his arms. His arms looked muscular and broad-shouldered, and there was a risk that the seams of the coat would break.
Wei Shuo chuckled: "That's awesome! If you go to the zoo and pretend to be a bear, no one will be able to tell you apart."
Yang Xi immediately counterattacked: "It's obviously because of the size of a shorty. I wonder if everything about him is small? Tsk—"
Wei Shuo was indeed irritated: "Are you kidding me? You want to compete with me, right?"
Yang Xi sneered: "Let's compete, quickly take off your pants——"
His voice suddenly stopped, and he slowly scratched his cheek, looked away, and ended the conversation as if nothing had happened.
Wei Shuo was also suddenly embarrassed and a little angry - he had insisted on not scolding others for so long, but he was ruined because of Yang Wei!
The room was silent for a while, with only the two people trying to lighten their breathing to ease the awkwardness.
"I'll go order some coffee for you." Yang Xi couldn't stand it anymore.
"Wait a minute." Wei Shuo stopped him, tapped the table with his fingers, and returned to the topic: "Do you agree to my sponsoring you?"
Yang Xi was helpless: "I just don't understand, why are you suddenly doing this?"
Wei Shuo said in a bossy tone: "Don't worry about the details. Anyway, I like you. I will give you money and resources, you just need to cooperate with me and sign a contract with me to have a secret relationship."
"..." Yang Suspicious Life: "Don't you hate me?"
Wei Shuo sighed: "I hate you, you sissy, but there is nothing I can do. My destiny loves you very much."
Yang Liu:?
I didn't understand.
Wei Shuo did not explain further and repeatedly urged Yang Xi: "Don't you want to be kept by a rich woman? The same goes for a rich man! You don't have to tear up the advertisements that pay a lot of money to have a child. I won't play any sleeping games with you. This is a great opportunity to save a few decades of hard work."
Yang Xi: "...Do you think I look particularly poor? I was just joking!"
Wei Shuo: "No matter what, it doesn't matter whether you are willing or not, I will take care of you today anyway!"
Yang Liu:?
What kind of domineering CEO's plundering drama is this? Yang Xi thought that he actually had a crush on this kind of psychopath. The two of them should go to the psychiatric department of the hospital hand in hand.
No, what the hell is this holding hands? Yang Xi slapped himself in his heart.
Seeing that Yang Xi was unmoved, Wei Shuo had to use his trump card: "I can give you photos of Xiao Ci in the past, of him eating with his lunch bag, playing in the mud in the yard, drinking water and getting all wet... everything! Alas, they were originally my and his brother's collection..."
Yang Xi was immediately attracted. As a die-hard fan of male mothers, with so many lovely photos...how could she bear to refuse them?
Seeing this, Wei Shuo continued to add fuel to the fire: "And what about Xiaoci's past stupid embarrassing stories? Don't you always want to know? I will tell you one every day. You only need to maintain a superficial relationship with me, and you don't have to make it public. What a good business!"
Yang Yu hesitated: "...Really?"
Wei Shuo nodded frantically.
Yang Xi: "Then...deal?"
Wei Shuo said "Yeah", and smiled for the first time after being gloomy for a few days, his eyes were curved and bright.
Yang Xi, who had been staring at him, suddenly had his heart skip a beat and hurriedly lowered his head to drink the drink that had long been empty, making a "slurp, slurp" sound as he sipped the empty drink.
"Hehe," Wei Shuo propped his cheeks with both hands, very satisfied: "Then accompany me to see my mother this weekend?"
"puff--"
Yang Xi sprayed again, and four or five passion fruit seeds hit Wei Shuo's dimples, completely killing his smile.
Wei Shuo: “…”
***
On the weekend, Yang Xi dressed himself as seriously as possible and drove alone to the suburban villa area in a low-key manner.
Wei Shuo had been waiting there for a long time. He pulled him into the house and chattered about things to pay attention to. As soon as he entered the living room, he saw his mother, who glanced at him with sharp, scrutinizing eyes.
Wei Shuo's mother had a serious and old-fashioned personality, which could be seen from her appearance. She was intimidating without even getting angry.
"Hello, Auntie." Yang Yu bowed politely to Mother Wei.
Mother Wei raised her thin lips slightly and said, "Hello, Xiao Liu. Wei Shuo has a bad temper and must have caused you a lot of trouble. Please sit down and have some tea first."
Although he is a researcher, he exudes a strong aura when he speaks.
Yang Xi sat obediently next to Wei Shuo and began to accept Wei's mother's household registration check, calmly telling her own story.
"Oh? You mean you have a younger sister?" Mother Wei smiled in surprise: "Then you must be very caring."
Speaking of his sister, Yang Xi also smiled: "Not bad, she's quite attached to me."
Wei Shuo bumped his shoulder and said, "Oh, I haven't heard of it before."
"It's normal. Even the media rarely know about it." Yang Xing opened his phone and looked through the photos in the album. He smiled very gently, "I also have a family photo. I'll show it to you and Auntie."
When the photo is enlarged, the background is a small living room that is so simple and somewhat shabby. Two elderly people with white hair are sitting on a plain sofa. Yang Xi and another tall girl are standing behind them. The faces of the small family of four are filled with happy smiles.
"This is... your sister?!" Wei Shuo was stunned.
Yang Xi smiled: "Yes, her name is Yang Meng."
Wei Shuo looked up and down at the brother and sister in the photo, his mouth opened wide in shock, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Too amazing. This is simply the female version of you..."
The two men's facial features looked so similar that when Wei Shuo covered their lips and chins with his hands, their faces were exactly the same.
"Really?" Yang Xi stroked her hair: "I don't think so..."
"It really looks like it, don't you think so, mom?" Wei Shuo was as curious as if he had discovered a new toy. He smiled and patted his mother, hoping to hear the same opinion.
However, Mother Wei stared at the photo blankly, distracted.
"...Mom? Mom!" Wei Shuo called several times before Mom Wei responded.
She forced a smile but continued to stare at the photo, looking somewhat worried and nervous.
Wei Shuo frowned in confusion and dared not speak.
Yang Qing sensed that something was not right and immediately said, "Auntie, although my family was very poor, my family members are all very good people and will definitely not cause any trouble for your family. You can rest assured."
"Hmm..." Mother Wei answered casually, seemingly not caring much about what Yang Qi said. She continued to stare at the photo closely, and after a while she actually took out her mobile phone to take a picture.
The atmosphere became stagnant, and Wei Shuo and Yang Qi were both a little puzzled.
"...Uh, mom, Brother Yang and I are still in the passionate period of love. I haven't seen him for a few days and I miss him a little. Let's go back to the bedroom first." Wei Shuo held Yang Yang's hand, trying to escape from the weird atmosphere.
Mother Wei was a little hesitant, but finally nodded, and the two of them ran away quickly.
As soon as he entered the room, Wei Shuo relaxed completely and lay down on the bed to rest for a while.
Suddenly calming down, Wei Shuo felt a little bored. He took out a piece of candy and ate it. He kicked Yang Xi again and said, "Play games?"
Yang Xi was lying on the bed looking at photos. Hearing this, he uttered an ambiguous "hmm".
Wei Shuo had downloaded the game long ago, and as soon as he logged in, Yin Zhao immediately sent him an invitation.
He went in, and pulled Yang Xi in as well, and soon squatted down with a random teammate.
Yin Zhao started talking on the microphone: "You noob is back? Didn't you delete the game out of fear to avoid being beaten by me? Hahaha, now you are not afraid of being abused by your brother?"
Wei Shuo sneered, but before he could refute, Yang Xi's voice suddenly exploded: "He uninstalled the game because he didn't want to play games with me, okay?"
"?" Wei Shuo was confused. Why were they arguing?
Yin Zhao: "...You are Yang Xi, right? I've seen you play games with Ah Shuo, and you're also a noob. Do you want to be beaten by me together with Wei Shuo?"
Yang Xi: "That's fine, this way I can die with him. Besides, how do you know I'm a wimp? I was just giving in to Shuo Shuo Zi!"
Yin Zhao: "Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. I suggest you read a book called "Self-cultivation of a Noob"."
Yang Xi: "Don't call me a loser all the time. I think you're a loser. If you're a man, why don't you just give it a try?"
Yin Zhao: "Just try it, don't talk nonsense, just fight me!"
Wei Shuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and hit Yang Qi on the head. Yang Qi cried out in pain.
"You are from the same camp! What the hell are you fighting about?"
Yin Zhao: "...are you two together now?"
Yang Xi: "Yes, still on the same bed."
Yin Zhao: “What???”
Wei Shuo roared: "Shut up, if you lose I will beat you both up!"
Yin Zhao and Yang Qicai reluctantly shut up and focused on attacking the tower with Wei Shuo, but they still cursed at each other from time to time, and Wei Shuo was too lazy to care.
The fierce battle was in full swing, and Wei Shuo was feeling quite relaxed, but when he looked up casually, he found something was wrong——
"Stop, stop, stop!" Wei Shuo tried his best to lower his voice and said to Yang Xi anxiously.
Yang Xi didn't understand what was going on, so Wei Shuo simply quit both games and took a cell phone standing on the bedside table to show Yang Xi.
"My mother is at the door!" Wei Shuo pointed at the surveillance screen on his mobile phone and spoke silently with his lips, sweat dripping from his anxious state.
Yang Xi wanted to complain about Wei Shuo installing a micro camera at the door, but after thinking about it, he turned his gun around and asked, "Isn't your mother very traditional and decent? How could she eavesdrop?"
Wei Shuo lowered his voice: "Don't worry about this! Take the money and do the work. Hurry up and scream so that my mother can hear it!"
Yang Wei shook his head firmly: "No, not treating zero as the bottom line! You scream!"
"You yell!" Wei Shuo glared at him: "I'm the sponsor, okay? And who would spend money to find a sponsor to fuck?"
Yang Xi pouted and muttered, "You said it as if you really wanted to be fucked..."
"Huh?" Wei Shuo pinched his ears hard and narrowed his eyes dangerously.
Yang Xi screamed in pain: "Ah——"
The cry was very charming, and Wei Shuo was delighted: "Keep going!"
He lifted up Yang Xi's clothes and slapped her rapidly and rapidly. Her strong back muscles soon turned red. Yang Xi couldn't help but screamed and gave Wei Shuo the middle finger with trembling fingers.
"Wei...Shuo!" Yang Xi gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence.
On the surveillance screen of the mobile phone, Wei Shuo saw that his mother seemed to be frightened. She covered her mouth and listened for a long time, and finally left in a disorderly manner.
The operation was initially successful, and Wei Shuo heaved a sigh of relief. He covered his burning palms and rolled to the other side of the bed, kicking Yang Xi rudely: "Alright, get off the young master's bed."
"Fuck!" Yang Xi's back hurt so much that he was about to burst into tears. Upon hearing this, he immediately turned over, gritted his teeth, grabbed Wei Shuo's wrist, and easily pinned Wei Shuo down on the bed.
Yang Xi's counterattack came unexpectedly, and Wei Shuo was confused.
"What are you doing?" He was forced to lie on his back on the bed, his black hair scattered on the bed. He was blinking blankly at Yang Xi with his light brown eyes. Yang Xi's breathing stagnated.
Why does he always look at me with strange eyes... Yang Xi cursed in his heart, but he couldn't take his eyes away. He lingered on describing Wei Shuo's handsome features, and his throat felt a little dry.
"..." It was the first time that Wei Shuo was looked down upon in such an ambiguous manner. He felt a little nervous, but he stiffened his neck and didn't want to show his fear, so he gritted his teeth and glared back.
They both thought their gazes were fierce enough, but gradually their breathing became disordered and rapid while staring at each other.
The warm breath he exhaled was intertwined with hers, and Yang Xi could vaguely smell the sweet smell of milk candy, which might be what Wei Shuo picked out from the candy jar on the bedside to eat.
Yang Xi's breathing became a little heavy. He was seduced by the sweetness and couldn't help himself. He lowered his head and moved closer and closer.
Until it was soft and tender, Yang Xi started to bite it naturally, and Wei Shuo was also attracted by the atmosphere and responded with his eyes closed. The two of them kept trying unfamiliarly, and finally they slowly hugged each other, their lips entangled and inseparable.
There was a knock on the door, and they were both startled. They suddenly pushed each other away and sat up, tidying up their messy clothes with red faces, as if they had just realized something ridiculous had happened.
Yang Xi turned his back to Wei Shuo, closed his eyes and calmed his rapid breathing, thinking that fortunately the shirt he was wearing was wide enough, and he would have to find an excuse to go to the toilet to relieve himself later...
"Shuobao, come out and get some fruit for Xiaoliu." It was his father's voice, and Wei Shuo breathed a sigh of relief.
Wei Shuo stroked his rapidly beating heart and answered loudly, "I know!"
He stood up, turned his back to Yang Xi and stammered, "You, you stay here, I'm going to get some fruit..."
Before he could finish his words, he ran away, slamming the door.
Yang Xi couldn't help but touch his burning lips and rubbed them gently, thinking that he just wanted to hold Wei Shuo down and then spank him to humiliate him in revenge... Why did he end up kissing him?
While Wei Shuo was away, Yang Xi ran to the bathroom to solve the problem. At the last minute, he raised his handsome face with a flushed face and frowned, his mind full of Wei Shuo, whose lips were swollen from being kissed just now——
After everything was over, Yang Xi washed his hands while thinking back over the past few days. He slowly got closer to Wei Shuo by being kept by him... It seemed not bad?
Yang Xi couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips, humming a little tune in a good mood, and began to think about how to show his affection later.
***
Wei Shuo rubbed his lips, his heart was still beating too fast, and he couldn't help feeling a little angry.
I don't know whether I was angry at Yang Xi for his presumptuous behavior or at myself for being possessed by the devil.
As soon as he entered the living room, he saw his mother with a serious face, staring at him with complicated eyes.
Wei Shuo was puzzled. Could it be that he really scared this old antique just now?
"Mom? Where are the fruits?" Wei Shuo looked around and found the table was empty.
Mother Wei looked at Wei Shuping and sighed, "Son..."
Wei Shuo felt a little uneasy: "...What are you doing?"
Mother Wei sighed again: "Mom, I was wrong. They look too much alike..."
"In fact, the one who has a three-life relationship with you is not Yang Xi, but his sister..."