Chapter 116: The Rain in the Castle Is Cold at High, Knowledge is Too Advanced, Love...
Afterward, they lay there, kissing lazily, their breathing returning to normal. The storm was still raging outside, but inside the tower, it was warm and satisfying.
A storm raged outside the tower, but the experiment inside was successful.
Storm: You guys are busy with yourselves, do you care about me at all?
Falling in love while using the weather system as background music, are all alchemists so romantic?
Perhaps this is the balance between love and scientific research - gentleness indoors and thunder and lightning outdoors.
“I think,” Vermouth finally said, copying the pattern on Shiho’s shoulder, “that our research has yielded some fascinating preliminary results.”
Tracing shoulder patterns = taking lab notes (serious face)
"Preliminary?" Shiho looked up at her with interest. "I thought we had reached a pretty definitive conclusion."
Shiho: We've pulled all the data, but we still don't have the results? How long do you want to keep this up, Beijie?
“Oh, dear,” Vermouth’s smile was both dangerous and alluring. “We’ve barely scratched the surface of the possibilities of transmutation. True alchemical transformation is a process that requires repeated experimentation, meticulous refinement of technique, and constant observation…”
If this rhetoric were applied today, it would be like PUA research assistant. Stop hinting at things like "just scratching the surface."
"Trial and error" is a clear message: Don't sleep tonight.
"You mean," Shiho raised an eyebrow, her smile becoming as bright as Vermouth's, "do we need to repeat this experiment?"
Shiho: You can’t imagine the joy of academic misconduct.
The two female PhD students were still working in the lab at 9 p.m. This is what's called a "double-blind replication experiment."
After all, statistical significance is achieved only when experiments are repeated. Shiho really understands this.
"I mean, we need to repeat it many, many times. After all, no natural philosopher with any academic self-respect would draw conclusions based on just one experiment, no matter how... explosive the results might be."
Explosive result = tower collapse = medieval high-energy reaction.
You’ve heard of biochemists, but have you heard of emotional alchemists?
Sister Bei: Love can't be achieved overnight, it takes time to refine slowly~
Outside, lightning streaked across the sky again, but neither of them noticed.
They were busy planning their next experiment, their hands already moving, their lips touching in the candlelight. The storm might rage for days, but they still had work to do.
This is not PWP, this is called philosophical fusion.
Bei Zhidang's moonlight research planing.
Finally, as Vermouth's lips touched the sensitive spot just below her ear, Shiho thought, perhaps the veteran alchemists had been right all along. Perhaps gold's truest form wasn't the metal at all, but this fusion, this transformation that lifted them both beyond their former solitude.
Alchemist in tears: We have been studying for five hundred years, and you actually... kissed directly
Shiho: I'm not in love, I'm becoming a philosopher's stone.
As the fire gradually died down, they made love all night long, their shadows dancing on the stone wall.
"All-night romance" = an all-night academic exchange (physics).
Stonewall: I witnessed a fusion comparable to the Philosopher's Stone.
Sometimes Vermouth acts as her teacher, guiding Shiho in techniques that seem to transcend the constraints of the body.
Chinese translation: =Unlock new posture (not).
The actress with a thousand faces really knows a little bit about everything, including tutorials (limited edition).
Shiho: I learn things very quickly, especially this kind of thing. After half an hourglass: "Sensei... I can't do it anymore QAQ"
Sometimes Shiho is in control, and her natural precision and attention to detail push Vermouth to the brink of perfection, bringing her to tears of joy.
This was a fierce tug-of-war between the queen-shoulders and the queen-gongs. Shiho's usual calm and precise approach to experiments finally found practical use here.
Vermouth told her that for many years, she had been working diligently and alone in pursuit of knowledge that the world was not ready to accept.
Sister Bei: "I have been beautiful alone for too long, mastering the core technology alone, and finally I have waited for someone who can get what I want."
It’s lonely at the top, and “no one understands me” are the standard lines of the villains in science fiction.
Knowledge is too advanced, and love is too advanced.
Shiho explained how she was too smart since she was a child, which was inconsistent with her status as a daughter of a noble family, and her family only wanted her to learn things that would be useful for marriage, such as dressing and how to make tea.
After all, in this era, tea had to be traded overland and was definitely a luxury item.
Because of the blockade of trade in the eastern Mediterranean, tea from the East was very precious among the nobles.
Therefore, for aristocratic women, mastering the art of tea making is a skill that is both fashionable and has great social value.
But Shiho's focus is on science and she is too ambitious. The world she lives in values women as ornaments, which makes her feel quite lonely.
Medieval version of workplace ceiling + gender discrimination.
Shiho: "I'm so strong. They all treat me like a vase and make me wear very tight dresses every day to learn tea ceremony. Little do they know that I'm actually an atomic bomb."
Two lonely souls finally found each other's frequency.
“I’ve been waiting for you,” Vermouth said softly as the eastern sky began to take on rose and gold at dawn. “I didn’t know it before, but I’ve been waiting for you. Someone who can match me, challenge me, and understand me.”
Straight shot. Bayonetta is amazing.
"Me too," Shiho replied, placing a gentle kiss on the crook of Vermouth's shoulder. "Though I must admit, when I was looking for a place to hide from the rain last night, I never imagined I'd find something more precious than a castle to shelter me from the storm."
Shiho is also good at it. A two-way love, an unexpected surprise.
"Oh, what is it?"
Bei Jie: Tell me what it is, I'm so anxious. (asking despite knowing the answer.jpg)
"Home," Shiho said simply, and Vermouth responded with a smile brighter than the rising sun. The actress with a thousand faces finally had a soft spot, but also a shield.
Critical hit. The word "home" is incredibly destructive.
The harbor of the soul is not the physical one (or maybe it is).
The barrage at this moment should be: Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy.
In the third level of this logos simulation, perhaps because the two people's positions are not opposite and they meet by chance, it is easier for them to open up to each other.
In other words, their memories may need to be reset three times before their IQs can be boosted, and they can be a little more honest with each other, who always think more than ten steps ahead.
In each layer of logos simulation, there are new memories and no memories from the previous layer are brought over, but there may be some remnants in the subconscious.
When they finally got up, the storm had passed, and outside the window, the medieval world shone cleanly in the morning light.
But neither lady left the tower.
There are more experiments to be done, more theories to be verified, and more variations to be explored. = Academic Seminar (Round 2), or in other words, an in-depth study of love.
This is halftime, the second half continues. (Manual funny)
The alchemist's concept of time is so simple and straightforward.
After all, their transformation has just begun.
Three days after spending a passionate night in the Alchemist's Tower, Shiho and Vermouth reluctantly said goodbye.
Although both of them were reluctant to leave the castle, their responsibilities and obligations forced them to return to the outside world.
Three days. Three whole days. What a magical day.
But in the adult world, you have to work after eating the candy.
Organization: Vermouth, if you don't come back to report, you will lose your salary. Miyano family: Miss Shiho, if you don't come back to inherit the family business, the elders will explode.
Shiho was combing the hair of her beloved horse, Tellus. She couldn't help but look up at the majestic outline of the castle. In her heart, she began to miss the warm and comfortable bedroom in the tower.
After the intimate time they spent together, returning to normal life will be a challenge.
Perhaps it is the feeling of emptiness after the sage time and the anticipation for the next "experiment".
"Leaving so soon, dear?" the familiar voice whispered. Shiho turned to see Vermouth descending the tower steps with her usual cat-like grace. "I was thinking of doing a few more... experiments before you left."
Chinese translation: "Little kitty, you want to slip away from my palm so quickly?"
"Experiment" (meaningful.jpg)
Is this an "experiment" in "Science" or an "experiment" in "Late Night Academic Discussion"?
Shiho's cheeks felt hot at the suggestive tone, and she was clearly aware that Vermouth's touch was still faint and could be felt on her skin.
"I'm afraid I have to run some errands," she replied, trying to remain calm. "I have some business in town."
Chinese translation (Shiho's inner thoughts): "Help! This woman is flirting with me again, but I have to hold on. I'm a cool scientist."
"I have something to do in town" = "I need to get out of here quickly. I'm losing control of myself if I stay any longer."
Vermouth tutted, walked over to Shiho, and stroked Taylor's flank with one hand. This horse, who was as proud as its owner, did not resist and let her touch its belly.
"How unfortunate. I was looking forward to our further exploration of...alchemical endeavors."
Tsk, the air froze for three seconds at the Queen’s dissatisfaction.
"Alchemical career" - why do these words make people think of something wrong when they come out of Sister Bayonet's mouth?
Chinese translation: "I would also like to have an in-depth discussion with you on the secret of the great harmony of life."
The word "alchemy" was subtly emphasized in her seductive voice, causing Shiho's heart to tremble.
She instinctively moved a little closer to Vermouth: "Perhaps, we can arrange another meeting. When time permits."
Chinese translation: (Shiho): "Although I really want to run away, but she smells so good...it's not impossible to make another date."
“When time permits” = “Wait until I’m mentally prepared/when there’s no one around.”
The situation is very good. The situation is very good.
Vermouth's smile was both alluring and dangerous. "My dear, I'll look forward to it."
She raised her hand and tucked a strand of Shiho's loose brown hair behind her ear, her gesture being particularly intimate.
"After all, I have only begun to uncover the depths of your alchemical potential."
This smile is the smile of an actress, but it is also a poison that bewitches people.
Chinese translation: "You still have many biological secrets waiting for me to explore~"
Ding Dong, multiple choice question, when Vermouth said, "I have only begun to discover the depth of your alchemical potential," her true thoughts were closest to which of the following?
A. "This child has a great talent for alchemy. He's a very capable person, and the organization needs him." (Career-oriented Miss Bei)
B. "This body is quite flexible and has good skin, making it perfect for in-depth academic exchanges." (lsp Beijie)
C. "I have to find a way to lure her back to my tower and slowly train her so she won't be able to leave me." (Controlling Sister Bei)
D. "Oh, Shirley, my little kitty, everything about you fascinates me." (Love Brain Sister)
E. Only children make choices, the adult sister says: ALL IN.
Shiho wanted to answer, but was suddenly speechless under Vermouth's burning gaze. For a moment, she really wanted to put down the things in her hands and throw herself into Vermouth's arms again.
The aloof Dr. Shirley was completely controlled by Sister Bayonetta.
Chinese translation (Shiho's inner struggle): "No... I can't... But she's so pretty... I want her so badly... No, no, no."
Is this the push and pull of adults?
Reason and temptation, science and throbbing, just like that, melt into a gaze, a look back, and a tucked hair.
Love is about experimenting, refining, and reorganizing each other.
But then, the sound of horse hooves on the road burst their little love bubble.
Shiho reluctantly took a few steps back, maintaining a considerable distance, even beyond the social distance expected between two women in the Middle Ages. These few steps back contained so much reluctance and regret.
The tool man is online, classic spell interruption.
Who's so blind as to interrupt this happy occasion again? Could it be that in this third level of Logos Simulation, in Miyano Shiho's solitary dream, there's also a Kudo washing machine? Back off!
But then a rider appeared. His horse was foaming at the mouth from running. It seemed that he was in a very urgent situation. This horse must have run a marathon.
Shiho recognized the insignia of the Royal Guard on the horse's chest.
"Madam," the man called out, reining in his horse with difficulty. "We have been looking for you everywhere. There is an urgent summons from the palace."
Shiho was interrupted and felt a little unhappy, but she quickly put on a polite and concerned look. "What's wrong?"
This rapid change of expression is worthy of a woman who has experienced many ups and downs. "Polite and caring" - the self-cultivation of a professional actor.
"My lady, I'm afraid I don't know the details," the guard gasped. "The King himself has requested your immediate presence. It appears a matter of great importance requires your expertise."
"I don't know the details" - one of the standard lines of a tool man. Just a messenger.
"The King himself requested it"—a grand display. Shirley's professional abilities seemed to be of a King's caliber.
After all, her scientific ability had spread among the noble women, so it was natural that it would easily reach the king's ears.
"Big event" + "professional help" = a new locked room murder case/intractable disease/alchemy crisis is coming?
In the scientific universe, professionals are always called upon by various "big events".
Shiho turned around and glanced at Vermouth, who was watching the conversation between the two thoughtfully.
"I see." She turned to the guard and said, "Okay, I'll be leaving now."
Sister Bei looked "thoughtful" and must be thinking about something again.
"Ah, but ma'am," the guard said, "the king also ordered that you bring a trusted escort. It's for your own safety, you understand."
Oh no. Here comes the assist. Kings GJ.
"Trustworthy guard" - isn't this an opportunity tailor-made for someone?
This king must be the leader of CP fans.
Shiho frowned, looking confused: "Guard? But I—"
Shirley: "I can beat ten people by myself... (guilty)"
Chinese Translation (Shiho): "Guards? Doesn't that imply that I should bring along that dangerous and alluring woman next to me?"
Classic trope: The protagonist feels he doesn't need protection, and then gets slapped in the face.
"I, Vermodena of Wynyard, am only too happy to take on this responsibility," Vermode gracefully interjected, stepping forward slowly with an irresistibly graceful smile. "After all, I don't want our dear Miss Shiho to encounter any unnecessary dangers along the way."
Chinese translation: "That's just what I want, little kitty, don't even think about escaping from my palm." "Unnecessary danger" = nothing other than the excitement I bring you is allowed to exist.
Bei Jie: No one is more "trustworthy" (realistic) than me.
A large-scale "publicly funded love" scene is taking place ahead.
She is not a bodyguard, she is the person in charge of Shiho's love life.
The guard was stunned, but quickly nodded in agreement. "Yes, ma'am. If you are ready, we will set off immediately."
Guard: The CPU burned itself for 0.5 seconds, then quickly executed the command. As expected of a paid NPC.
Shiho glanced at Vermouth in confusion, but she just blinked slyly.
"Is it okay?" Vermouth whispered, her hand brushing against Shiho's. "Inadvertent physical contact," one of Beijie's many tricks. It was intentional. 100 percent intentional. It was a scam. It was a blatant scam.
The servants of the castle prepared the horses.
Vermouth effortlessly mounted her horse. Her posture was impressive. As expected of the organization's ace, she possessed peak physical fitness.
Shiho sighed helplessly and climbed onto Taylor's back.
As she rode out of the tower, she couldn't help but feel a mixture of trepidation and anticipation. No matter what happened in the palace, she knew that with Vermouth by her side, it was bound to be an adventure. Hanging out with Bayonetta was either courting death or on the way to it, but it was thrilling.
"Sighed helplessly" - Translation: Okay, okay, I'll go with you, but not because I want to go, but because you're too annoying (no way).
Miss Miyano Shiho is a typical example of someone who says one thing but does another.
The journey was tense but uneventful, though undercurrents seemed to simmer between them. The air was thick with pheromones (crossed out) and crackling static electricity. Need a fire extinguisher? (dog head)
The two ladies maintained a polite distance, one meter physically and minus one hundred meters psychologically.
Shiho couldn't help but steal a glance at Vermouth, admiring her relaxed, graceful, and confident demeanor. After all, she was a fairy who had lived for hundreds of years (?), so she still had that aura.
The aloof little princess's furtive glances were the most deadly. There was a vast expanse between the two of them, but their eye contact had already gone on for three hundred rounds, the sparks nearly setting the horse's hair on fire.
Arriving at the palace, she was immediately greeted by the king himself. Shiho felt a faint sense of unease—it was unusual for a member of the royal family to invite her so eagerly. Her scientific radar went off. There was a case ahead. Or perhaps a trap.
This is definitely the start of an S-rank mission.
Translation: When things are abnormal, there must be something wrong. Either you have to work overtime or you have to work yourself to death.
Conan's Universal Law: The higher the level of the reception, the bigger the matter.
The king, with a serious face and a gray beard, gazed sharply at the two. "Ms. Shiho, I'm very grateful for your quick arrival. We are in a... delicate situation, and we'll need your special skills."
King: I finally got the cheat. My KPI is on track.
"Special Skills"—alchemy, right? Got it, a medieval version of "Dr. Agasa's Amazing Inventions" or "Conan's Universal Hawaiian Skills."
Shiho nodded respectfully. "Of course, Your Majesty. How may I be of assistance?"
Shiho: We have professional technicians in place. Please state your requirements clearly and do not change them mid-process. Thank you. However, we do not offer the colorful black color.
A textbook statement from Party B.
The king leaned forward, his expression serious. "It has come to our attention that a plot is underway to sabotage upcoming peace talks with a neighboring nation. We believe the perpetrators may be using alchemy to carry out their scheme."
Oh no. Big things are coming. International politics plus the occult. Too many elements.
It’s “peace talks” again, a classic opening for the Conan movie.
Masaka, is it a medieval black organization?
Shiho felt a chill run down her spine. "Alchemy, Your Majesty?"
"Yes," the king nodded. "There have been reports of strange occurrences. Unexplained fires, unidentified attackers, and even transformations that defy all known laws of nature. We fear that if this threat is not addressed, the consequences will be catastrophic."
"A transformation event that defies all known laws of nature." Isn't this just... shrinking and then growing? (This is a crossover.) Or perhaps the scene where the human body fails to be transformed? (Fullmetal Alchemist warning.)
Holmes: "Eliminate the impossible. Whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." Conan: "There can be only one truth."
King: To sum it up, it is very metaphysical and cannot be explained by science. We can only rely on you who are even more metaphysical.
Shiho's clever little head, with an IQ of 200, was racing with thoughts, already calculating all the alchemy that could be used for such nefarious purposes. "I see. Do you think I can help identify and eliminate this threat?"
"Indeed." The king turned his gaze to Vermouth, who had been silently observing the confrontation between the two.
Sister Bei: I will just watch you perform quietly and appreciate the cute and serious face of my little cat when it is working.
"For this reason, I also welcome Lady Vermouth Tiana of Wynyard. She is well versed in alchemy and possesses exceptional skills. I believe your combined strengths will prove invaluable in this operation."
"Strong alliance" - King, you know how to make a good couple. The official sugar is the most deadly.
Translation: One is responsible for technical breakthroughs, the other is responsible for high-end operations and charm output, perfect.
Shiho felt a surge of trepidation, yet also a touch of anticipation. Fighting alongside Vermouth in such a high-stakes situation would undoubtedly test their...newfound rapport.
Translation: Holy crap, I'm going on a mission with this goblin. I'm so nervous. But... I'm a little excited too? (Rubbing his hands together)
"Newfound rapport"—does it mean the kind of eye contact, the kind of telepathic understanding, or the kind where you can tell what the other person wants to eat with just a glance? (I didn't say anything.)
Official assistance is the most deadly. This king might be the reincarnation of Yue Lao.
Vermouth stepped forward, her expression calm. "Your Majesty, we are honored to offer you any assistance we can. I assure you that Miss Shiho and I will spare no effort to uncover the truth and maintain the smooth progress of the peace talks."
Bei Jie: Time for some polite words.
Inner thoughts: I can finally play escape room (crossed out) and solve cases with the kitten. So happy~
"Spare no effort" - especially when it comes to "flirting with cats", absolutely no effort is spared.
Beilu Modou style of speech, speaking politely, eyes full of affection, a word double layer of sugar. On the surface of diplomatic words, but in fact said to her.
The king nodded in satisfaction. "Excellent. I have already arranged a room for you to begin your research. Time is of the essence, so I believe you will be able to begin your investigation soon."
"Rooms have been arranged"—are they double rooms or adjoining rooms? Your Majesty, please be sensible.
"Time is running out" - a classic line. If the case is not solved, the movie will end (bushi).
I can already foresee what will happen in the room next (referring to the heated discussion of the case, seriously, serious face jpg).
Q: What will the “room” arranged by the king be?
A. Two adjacent single rooms, but with only one key.
B. One room, but the bed is quite large (you get it, I get it). Deluxe double room with floor-to-ceiling windows and an alchemy lab.
C. Completely separated, but Bayonetta's night visit is planned.
D. Hidden plot trigger room: the location where the alchemy array is activated.
E. Noble Suite, which contains two separate bedrooms but shares an extra-large living room (convenient for "discussing the case").
When being brought back to the residence, Shiho couldn't help but glance at Vermouth with a sidelong glance, as if to say, "I knew you were going to cause trouble again."
Tsundere eye radar activated.
Chinese translation: Shiho: "What kind of evil is this woman up to?" (But why are the corners of her beautiful lips secretly raised?)
The blonde woman looked excited, but no one knew what she was planning in her mind = flirting in capital letters. It would be better to call alchemy the art of refining emotions.
Shiho sighed, knowing that no matter what happened next, it wouldn't be boring.
Chinese translation: "Kitty, are you ready to have some fun with me?" (with wink effect)
The large-scale TV series "My Alchemist Partner Always Wants to Flirt with Me" is about to be aired.
Shiho: The other person's eyes were too dangerous. I suggested drawing a warning line first, but he ended up stepping over it.
After returning to the room and closing the door, the script immediately changed the channel: from fantasy detective story back to the dating variety show.
Vermouth turned to Shiho and gave her a sly smile.
Classic smile, MAX lethality.
"Well, dear, it looks like our little foray into alchemy is about to take an...interesting turn."
Chinese translation: "Dear (emphasis added), get ready for a chase and if you catch me I'll make you hehehe!"
Usually, this kind of transition is accompanied by a little bit of danger and a little bit of ambiguity.
Shiho raised an eyebrow, trying to remain calm. "Indeed. The stakes this time are definitely higher than our previous...experiments."
Vermouth chuckled softly and leaned closer to Shiho until she could feel her body heat. "Ah, but, Shiho, think of all the interesting possibilities. Uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the very foundation of the kingdom? Matching wits with a cunning opponent?"
She paused, then continued her seductive whisper, "And, in the meantime, we have a perfect excuse to...further our scientific research."
Chinese translation: "Baby, we can save the world while having in-depth discussions on academic issues (in various senses)~"
"Cunning opponent"? You mean herself, right, Bayonetta?
Shiho narrowed her eyes. "Your argument is very convincing."
She closed the distance between them, turning from defense to offense, her eyes locked on Vermouth. "But I have to remind you, I don't want to be distracted by this."
Chinese translation: "Although you are good at making big promises, I will fall for it."
Shiho was still trying to maintain her rationality at this time, her scientific research personality was too strong.
Vermouth's smile grew even brighter. "My dear, I would never dream of such a thought."
She raised her hand and gently stroked Shiho's chin. "In fact, I believe our...professional partnership is about to reach new heights."
Chinese translation: "We are going to upgrade from love at first sight to close comrades who can just quilt together and chat (not at all)."
A secret makes a woman woman, but a shared secret makes two women... closer. (Adapted from a quote by Bayley Bay.)
Secrets make a woman more woman, but a secret shared between two women makes them...closer.
“Professional collaboration” = today’s high-risk medieval term.
Conan World: Accompanying someone through life and death is called partners, and flirting with someone close to you is called professionals.
Shiho felt herself leaning forward to embrace Vermouth. "Well, we'd better get started. After all, the fate of the kingdom rests in our hands."
Chinese translation: "Stop talking nonsense and start our adventure for two (and save the country by the way)."
Tool Kingdom: Thank you for still remembering me.
Ding Dong, the genius girl Miyano Shiho has activated the [Tender Trap] skill.
Vermouth chuckled and touched Shiho's lips lightly with her lips. The touch of a dragonfly on the water was the most fatal. "Indeed. I intend to do my best to pursue the truth."
Their lips intertwined in a passionate kiss, touching softly.
Chinese translation: The two-player mode of PUBG Mobile is now open, and a love copy is included.
Physical contact has been unlocked and scientific reaction has officially started.
The brain is in a meeting, the body is in love, this is the real Shiho Miyano.
Shiho feels that she and Vermouth have only just begun to scratch the surface of each other's extraordinary potential.
Chinese translation: We should not only achieve success together in our careers, but also achieve great harmony in life in soul and body.
This sentence is so dangerous that I suggest it be engraved on the title page of an alchemy textbook. (doge)
Multiple choice question: What will Bayley do next?
A. Take out the mysterious alchemy manuscript and start the "Two-person Secret Chamber Research Project".
B. Pretend to be calm and continue investigating the case, but three seconds later he kisses her again.
C. Started writing a research paper titled "The Alchemical Process of Love and Personality Sublimation"
D. Directly apply for Kingdom financial support to build a two-person mobile laboratory (and bed)
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