Chapter 7: The One Who Takes the Initiative...
Huibara suddenly turned her head, shook off the annoying fingers, and leaned her small body back against the back of the chair, creating a pitiful distance.
The kitten is furious.
A tsundere should look tsundere.
Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg. But still have to remain cool.
She crossed her arms, raised her face, and used all her lifelong venomous skills, striving to wrap the sharpest blade in the most childish shell. "Scientist? Auntie's range of 'old friends' is really peculiar. But, instead of caring about other people's friends, why don't you pay more attention to your own face? Your foundation is so thick that it's almost as thick as the snow on Mount Fuji."
The counterattack was late but arrived.
Since attacking her age failed, she started attacking her makeup hahahaha.
"The snow on Mount Fuji", the way intellectuals argue is different.
Elementary school student quarrel mode on. "I can't scold you, so I'll just say your makeup isn't good enough."
This wasn't just venomous talk; it was clearly flirting. With her little face tilted up and her arms folded, she was textbook tsundere.
She deliberately used an exaggerated metaphor, and her eyes swept over Vermouth's still flawless face with the "sincere" criticism of an elementary school student.
A must-learn lesson for top Onmyojis. It's like a child seriously picking a fight.
If Gosho Aoyama saw this scene, he would probably patch up Bayonetta's disguise on the spot and set it to be "waterproof, sweat-proof and venomous tongue-proof".
Vermouth was stunned at first, then burst into a crisp laugh, her shoulders shrugged slightly, causing Officer Sato to look over here again.
She was taken aback, probably because she hadn't expected Shirley to fight back in such a "cute" way. This laughter was absolutely genuine, not mocking, but pure amusement and... doting.
Officer Sato: "Thanks for the invitation. I feel so redundant being there." He wondered if they were filming some parent-child variety show.
Q: After Ai Haibara launched her "Mount Fuji Snow" attack, the most likely reason for Vermouth's laughter was:
A. I had a brain orgasm from the childish attacks of elementary school students.
B. It’s been so long since anyone dared to complain about her makeup, I was so moved that I laughed out loud.
C. I predicted that the comments would say "Baby Sister's liquid foundation endorsement is no longer guaranteed", and burst out laughing.
D. I saw the rebellious shadow of my youth in Haibara, and remembered the scenes of myself bickering with Kudo Yukiko when I was young, and I felt a little nostalgic for a while.
E. Because the kitten's frustrated look was so cute, and it accurately hit her XP.
F. Because it snowed heavily on Mount Fuji today, the weather app on her phone just pushed the news.
Vermouth wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, but her body leaned forward slightly again.
A brace. Bayley's oppressive feeling, version 2.0, arrives. Exuding her own scent...is it the fragrance of absinthe? Or...a dangerous yet alluring pheromone?
This wave is a cliché of the titanic actress and the stubborn capitulation of the icy scientist. The tension of yuri lies in the subtle shifts between offense and defense. The psychology of Beika Town is truly fascinating.
"Oh, honey! You're so naughty!" Vermouth's joy devoured Haibara Ai's forcedly calm face. "That 'scientist' isn't as humorous as you... or, should I say, cute?"
Oh, my dear little baby. You really know how to make me happy.
The thousand-faced actress is in teasing mode ON.
"That scientist" - refers to the eighteen-year-old Miyano Shiho.
High emotional intelligence: You are cuter than before.
Low EQ: You weren't this fun before. Master of accurate landmines.
Bayonetta's honey trap activated. Viscosity maxed out. Radar locked onto the rare cute spot of "Sherry Miniature."
Her gaze once again swept over Haibara Ai's shrunken body unscrupulously, from her furry short brown hair to the small hem of her uniform, the scientific curiosity in her eyes was so strong that it could not be dissolved.
This is not scanning, this is 3D modeling with an accuracy of 0.01 mm.
After all, a drug that can make people smaller is still too sci-fi for Vermouth.
And it is scaled down. It is definitely a rare case worthy of careful scientific study.
What's more, the person who was shrunk was her...little lover.
"It's really... so tiny. Like a furry little animal that strayed into the human world."
Precise. Too precise. Haibara Ai, scientifically known as "Tsundere Kitten."
In Sister Bay's eyes, the cold Queen Ai has become a furry pet.
Vermouth tilted her head slightly, as if admiring an extremely interesting and exquisite figurine, "It makes me want to..." She paused, and lowered her voice even more, the kind of cheesy clip sound used to coax kittens and puppies, full of sweetness, "...poke."
This pause, this bass, this sweet feeling... Sister Bay, you are worthy of being the top movie queen who plays with people's hearts.
Is there ten pounds of APTX syrup mixed into this sound? (blood sugar spike.jpg)
"Furry"? "Poke"? Haibara Ai felt all the blood in her body rushing to her face, half of it was anger, and half of it was... some kind of unspeakable shame.
Bei Jie's "Furry" attack deals 9999 points of mental crit to the scientist. (Health Bar Vanishing Technique)
At this moment, Ai-chan's inner comments: A plant. A plant. A plant.
Translation: The humiliation and accelerated heartbeat of being teased like a cute thing by the Black Organization's top brass.
What did this woman think of her? A newly bred lab rat? Or an expensive doll in a display window for anyone to play with?
Scientists can't make analogies without using a laboratory. DNA moves.
She could almost imagine how Vermouth would describe her in his work notes - "The target APTX-4869 has unexpectedly significant effects, and the product is highly...spectacular"?
Ridiculous. Funny.
"About the incident where I was made into a small creature and used as a pet by my enemies."
"Watchability": This is definitely a report that Bayley would write that's full of nasty tastes. Rum was speechless after reading it.
APTX-4869 side effects: Attaches a cute aura, special attacks against specific villains. (Confirmed)
"If the definition of 'cute' is something that drives some people to a near-perverted obsession with collecting," Haibara Ai's voice was as cold as ice, her face expressionless except for a blazing rage in her azure eyes. "Then I suggest you turn left right now and head to the maid cafe in Akihabara to recharge your impoverished aesthetic. There, 'cute' is clearly priced, and there's no deception. You're sure to have a good time."
The Queen strikes back. Here she comes. She delivers the most ruthless lines with the cutest face.
You're such a toxic person, hahahaha. As expected of you, Miyano Shiho.
Are you sick? If you want to see cuteness, go spend money, don't bother me. I suggest you go to the 2D world to top up your account, get an annual pass, and enjoy the "cute" service that makes you feel at home.
"Poor aesthetics" is heartbreaking. To say that an Oscar-winning actress has poor aesthetics, Haibara-chan, is really playing a big game.
The rigor of scientists is applied to their complaints. The logic is clear, the words are precise, and the sarcasm is full.
The queen of counterattack. Ai-chan has a sharp tongue and is as sharp as a thousand miles.
It’s just that… “Akihabara Maid Cafe” or something seems to have been accidentally exposed. Does someone have an unexpectedly rich knowledge of the two-dimensional world?
"What a...sharp-tongued little cat." Vermouth narrowed her eyes slightly.
It was over. Ai's counterattack seemed like she was just acting like a spoiled child to her. The joy of squinting eyes overflowed the screen.
Chinese translation: Wow, it can scratch people now. The furry kitten is even cuter when it gets angry. I want to rub it.
"Are you shy?" Vermouth withdrew her hand and gently licked her lips, a subtle yet suggestive gesture. "We've had more intimate 'communications' before... haven't we? In-depth discussions about 'the work'."
...The ultimate showdown between the Popcorn Riddlers. Information overload.
Does "deep exploration" equal academic research? Physical entanglement? Or the great harmony of life?
Sister Bei's language skills have reached the pinnacle. (facepalm), suggesting her skills are maxed out. (nosebleed.jpg)
She is playing with fire.
This is more than just playing with fire; it's like dancing wildly on the nuclear launch button.
Using the art of puns, they uncover their deepest secrets right under the noses of the rice flower police.
The rice flower policeman who was waiting to take orders not far away said: I feel like there is something fishy, but I don’t understand it.
"Work"? Does it refer to APTX4869, or the madness of that night when New York was snowing heavily?
APTX4869: This pot is big and round, but I carried it. (humble.jpg)
Haibara's cheeks turned red with anger, but in Vermouth's eyes, this blush became the cutest embellishment.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and blushing in anger = a cute embellishment, nothing wrong with that.
Ai: I’m so mad.
Bei Jie's filter: She is so cute.
A smile spread across Vermouth's lips, her tone still calm: "You still need to practice more on the art of lying, my dear little scientist."
Lying in front of the actress with many faces is like brandishing a sword in front of Guan Gong or flying a plane in front of Kudo Shinichi in Hawaii.
"Little Miss Scientist" - a reduplicated word, disgusting. (But when Sister Bei uses it, it's just a broken leg.)
Translation: Your heartbeat is disturbing my ears, little liar. (smirk)
"No luck." Huiyuan said fiercely, but her ears were burning, and the heat was almost spreading to her neck.
Chinese translation: "You... stop talking. You annoying bastard." (stomps feet)
A classic among classics. "No Road Race" arrives late but not late. Tsundere's final line of defense.
Fierce.jpg But with those red ears = a cute attack with no intimidation. (Blood tank empty)
Question: When Vermouth said “…poke it”, what was her true inner thought?
A. I was motivated by scientific research and wanted to study the specific effects of APTX-4869 on human collagen.
B. It's just because my hands are itchy, just like some people feel uncomfortable if they don't pinch the bubble wrap.
C. A Secret Makes A Woman Woman, she is collecting new examples of her own aphorisms.
D. Simply conquered by the cuteness of the little Haibara, the Black Organization's cat-stroking instinct awakened.
E. The scientific research spirit of the "miniaturization" effect of APTX-4869 (physics).
F. Enjoy the pleasure of seeing the prey (former colleague) as weak, helpless and angry, with the leisure of a top-level S.
G. The above are all excuses. The real thought is: "Hey, little kitty, you smell nice and are so soft, let me pet you."
“Oh, even when she’s angry she’s so cute.” Vermouth held her chin with one hand, admiring her with great interest. “Her cheeks are puffy, and she’s trying so hard to kill with her eyes… It’s really unbearable.”
Here it comes. The first of Sister Bei’s thousand-layer routine: the textbook-level “teasing the cat”, the cat is already furious, and the person is still “cute, cute” next to it.
The subtext is "harmless, even a little cute."
Aijiang: Angry as a pufferfish.jpg.
Vermouth: awsl.
What a contrasting cuteness.
"Same here. That expression of yours that always seems like you're at ease makes you more like a... no, a fox that has lived for a thousand years." Huibara suppressed her emotions and fought back with a cold face.
Ai-chan fights back. A bit fierce. "About the time I wanted to scold you but I didn't have enough vocabulary and had to change my words temporarily"
It's not a fox, it's Daji, the deadly one. (Cracking voice)
Aijiang’s inner thoughts: This woman’s level is too high, she needs to be compared to an ancient monster to keep the situation under control.
Vermouth: Thank you for the compliment. This vixen's character remains unshakable.
“Damn~ That’s too much.” Vermouth covered her heart, pretending to be hurt. “We still have such... close memories between us.”
She leaned down, her warm breath close to Huiyuan's ear, and whispered the last few words. This wasn't just talking, it was pouring a spell into her ear. The breath made Huiyuan feel numb.
The so-called battle between masters is calm on the surface, but in fact, there are deadly whispers in your ears.
"On How Top Alphas Use Their Aura to Suppress Tsundere Omegas" Live Version (Not)
High-energy warning ahead. Non-combatants, please put on goggles immediately.
She felt wronged. She pretended to feel wronged. This woman was really good at it.
"Intimate memories"... is that what Mina-san was thinking of? It's a huge amount of information. The situation is very good.
Tsk tsk, this is so murderous, Sister Bay, you are pouring boiling water on Ai-chan's CPU.
The memories of the dead are about to start attacking our Ai-chan.
"That's Miyano Shiho's business." She said each word with great force, as if to draw a clear line between herself and that name. "I have nothing to do with that person now."
Classic cut. "That's not me," "I never did," "You got the wrong guy"—a triple denial.
About my past self, which I desperately tried to distance myself from but was always brought up by bad women
Translation: Dead Miyano Shiho, please go away. Don’t disturb my coolness.
Vermouth: Oh? Really? I don't believe it.jpg
Moreover, he admitted that he was Miyano Shiho, because there was really no need to continue acting.
How to Give Up Treatment in Front of a Top Movie Queen
Translation: No more pretense, I'm telling you this: I'm who I am. But don't expect to get any reaction you want from me.
This stubborn little look, Ai-chan’s inner thoughts: I choose to lie down when playing tricks with this thousand-year-old vixen.
“Really?” Vermouth’s eyes roamed over her. “But your adorable reaction shows that you remember everything, don’t you? For example, that snowy night when you took the initiative to kiss me…”
...The amount of information is enormous. It's a bombshell.
The feature film. The feature film is finally here. Taking the initiative? Is 18-year-old Miyano Shiho actually this brave? Is she the iceberg-like, forbidden, lustful younger top?
Miyano Shiho's dark history (? ) was publicly executed.
"Shut up." Huibara's voice was tense.
The defense is broken. The shame of Ai-chan has exceeded the threshold.
With a clang, the coffee cup fell over and the liquid quickly spread onto the table.
Physical downtime is a problem.
Ai-chan's calm system died. He died of old age... in just three sentences.
The outward manifestation of the collapse of the inner defense line. At this moment, this cup of coffee is Ai-chan's collapsed heart.
The heroine's essential skill is activated: she slips and knocks over the cup. It's classic, too classic.
Shocking! Aloof scientist makes face gesture (and spills coffee) when reminded of past events
"Ai-chan." Ayumi called out and hurried over to help.
Ayumi: The war correspondent is late but has arrived.
Oh no! There's an outsider. The Shura field instantly transformed into a small theater. However, Yoshida-san had no idea what orange plot he had interrupted.
Ayumi's POV: Ai-chan accidentally spilled her coffee.
The actual truth: Nineteen-year-old Miyano Shiho was seduced by a bad woman and her CPU overheated, causing her limbs to lose control.
"It's okay." Huiyuan took a deep breath, picked up a tissue, and wiped the table carelessly, "My hand just slipped."
Translation: I'm fine, really, I just almost evaporated.
So Ayumi obediently went back and enthusiastically discussed the story of Kamen Rider and strawberry cake with the three little ones.
Three Little Ones: As long as I don’t understand, Shura Field can’t catch up with me.
Beika Town's strongest barrier: The Boy Detectives. It automatically blocks all R18 content and emotional entanglements.
World famous paintings: "The Happiness of Elementary School Students" and "The Shura Field of Adults" in the same frame.
Three little ones: The years are quiet and good, let’s talk about Kamen Rider.
Here, Bei Ai: undercurrents are surging and the situation is tense.
The contrast is too tragic.
Ayumi: Ai-chan just slipped, no big deal. Keep eating strawberry cake~ Barrier of Innocence, activated.
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