Chapter 22: Understanding Bird Language



Doudou basically slept all the time except when eating. Bai Zhiyue held him in her arms and basked in the sun in the yard. The sun was quite warm at noon, making people drowsy.

"It's so good to be in this mansion. There are delicious foods every day, and there are great shows to watch. It's much better than those silly birds flying all the way south with so much trouble. I'm happy, I'm joyful, I sing, today is a good day, and tomorrow will be a good day too, ahhh~"

Who is making a noise? Bai Zhiyue opened her eyes and looked around. No one was nearby. As long as she was there, she was required not to be disturbed and no one dared to get within five meters of her.

"Who is it?"

“Chirp, it’s me!”

Bai Zhiyue looked upwards in the direction of the sound and saw a gray magpie chirping on a branch.

"You're the one making the noise."

"It's me, it's me. You can actually hear me? That's great. Finally, there's someone I can chat with."

Hey, she can understand bird talk now. She said she had some vague unusual sensations in her previous life, but she never understood what they were. She didn't expect to be upgraded in her rebirth.

"What can you talk about, you idiot?"

"You're stupid, you're stupid, and your whole family is stupid!"

Bai Zhiyue took out her gun and shot, not at the gray magpie, but at the branch it was standing on.

Snap, the branch broke and the silly bird fell to the ground.

"Ah, damn, you're so heartless and annoying!"

"Come here, or I'll shoot you in the head next time."

"Woo woo woo~ I've only had a few days of good life, please don't kill me!"

While shouting, the gray magpie flew obediently to the stone table and stood there.

"Shut up!"

"If you treat me like this, I won't tell you. Everyone in this mansion wants you dead. They don't do it directly just to show off to others. Humph!"

"I know it even if you don't tell me!"

Bai Zhiyue found this gray magpie quite interesting and wanted to tease it.

"Are you also eavesdropping in every courtyard every day? How come I didn't notice you?"

"Do you really need to eavesdrop? Wouldn't it be accurate to guess right? Your brain is really small, so it's normal that you can't understand."

"I'm not stupid!"

The gray magpie was so angry that he jumped up and down

"Well, I'm not stupid, it's just my talent. I can't blame you."

"Ahhh, you're bullying the bird!"

"Haha, where did you bully me? You are not allowed to tell the truth."

The gray magpie simply fell on the stone table with its feet facing the sky, pretending to be dead.

"It's just right if it's dead. After removing the hair and internal organs, it still smells delicious after frying."

It jumped up immediately after being frightened.

"You said you wouldn't bully birds, huh!"

"Do you like eavesdropping every day?"

"Not on purpose, I just went to find something to eat and listened to it. It happens every day, so I just treat it as a show."

"What good shows have you seen? Tell me about them to cheer me up."

"Qinglian, bring some cakes and a pot of tea!"

"Yes, ma'am."

"That's quite considerate of you. You knew to prepare cakes and water for me."

"You think too highly of yourself. I prepared this for myself just to listen to the opera."

"Humph, if there's nothing to eat, don't tell me."

"Your belly is so round, you must have just eaten a while ago. Be careful not to eat too much. If you don't die from eating too much, you will be too fat and easily caught and roasted. For safety's sake, you'd better eat less, but you have plenty of water."

The gray magpie looked at his fat belly, and his eyes, as big as green beans, rolled a few times.

"Eat a little more, just the crumbs you drop will be fine!"

"You'll die from greed sooner or later. You better be careful. There are many people who specialize in catching birds to eat."

"A bird's life is all about eating well and being happy every day. It's time to die. A smart bird like me might be reborn as a human in the next life."

"Well, dreaming is faster! Please start your performance!"

"Okay, I'll show you a few!"

[That old bastard dared to get in my face. I must kill him!]

"Bitch Bai, I'll let you and your son live a few more days. My son will eventually be the only heir in this mansion!"

It chirps, flutters its wings, and rolls its eyes, which is really funny.

"This is Rong Wanting, right? It's fine if you just want me dead, but why do you want to kill the old lady?"

"Just say that you have no information, so it has to be me! Beg me now and I'll tell you!"

Bai Zhiyue touched the gun on the table

"Stop, if you have a request, we'll satisfy it. That's it.

Last night, her maid Xi Que took the opportunity of delivering a letter to the Marquis to climb into his bed, and she also stole some of Rong's good stuff. Let me tell you, she has a lot of drugs hidden in her hands, including poisonous ones, abortion drugs, pleasure-inducing drugs, and hallucinogenic drugs.

This morning, Nanny Hua who was by the old lady's side gave Xi Que, also known as Liu, a concubine, and kindly placed her in Rong Garden. She also set aside a small courtyard for her, and asked Liu to pick out the maidservant by Rong's side. She was also punished to make her copy scriptures to bless the eldest young master. It would be strange if she didn't hate him.

Before I came over, Rong was cursing through the door, and the cursing was really ugly."

"The old lady is so tall, she is worthy of being the winner who defeated more than 20 concubines and outlasted the old marquis."

When these two people start fighting, it feels like I don’t even need to do it myself.

She didn't expect such an interesting thing to happen this morning. She was indeed too out of touch with the news and was trapped in this yard without her own help.

I looked at the gray magpie and thought, haha, I guess I won’t fall behind in the future.

“I’ll teach you another one.”

[Brother Yong, why did you come just now? I missed you so much!]

[Ying'er, I miss you too. Aren't I here to serve you?]

[He's still as brave as he was when he was young. I love it!]

[I'm going to have to be really diligent in serving you. I haven't been around women in the past two weeks since I came back.]

[You really didn't touch other women?]

[No, you can try it.]

[Oh, you are so bad~]

Bai Zhiyue watched it with great emotion, and the male and female voices were seamlessly connected. It was amazing.

"You still eavesdrop? You don't sleep at night?"

"I didn't mean to do that. I live under that roof and was woken up from a sound sleep. I was forced to listen for half the night."

"Then I really have to sympathize with you, or else try to find another place!"

"Yes, it needs to be changed, but didn't you hear anything?"

When Bai Zhiyue heard what Huique said, she went over the servants who brought Ying and Yong in her mind.

“No impression!”

"How stupid! Let me give you another hint. I live in the old lady's yard."

"Zhang Ying?!"

Bai Zhiyue opened her mouth wide in disbelief

"You guessed it right!"

"It's true that the courtyard is as deep as the sea, anything can happen. Who is that Brother Yong?"

"He's not from the mansion, he's the steward that Zhang sent out to work."

"What does Zhang want?"

"Of course it's for his benefit!"

"You understand this too?"

"There's nothing I don't understand. Although this is my first year here watching a play, I've heard it before in other places. Men and women are just like that."

Bai Zhiyue didn't know what to say. This bird really had the potential to be reborn as a human.

But I don’t know if Su Chen just found out. I really want to see how he will deal with it after he finds out.

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