Chapter 117 CP Fans
The moment Xia Mian heard those words, a faint sense of death appeared on her face.
He first glanced at the front row. Uncle Wang, Chestnut, and Big Yellow were stiffening their necks and remaining motionless in their original positions. They had obviously heard it, but were pretending not to hear it in order to save face for him.
This is easy to solve. As long as they can keep pretending, Xia Mian can also act as if nothing happened and keep everything that just happened to herself.
Anyway, life is short and it will pass by quickly.
The front row is taken care of, now only the person next to him is left.
This wasn't the first time Xu Ning had tricked him. Zhou Pingchuan had heard it before, and it was played on speakerphone, much louder than it was now. At the time, Zhou Pingchuan ignored it completely.
This time it should be the same...
"Pfft—" Before he could finish his speculation, a sneer suddenly came from the side.
...Laugh, laugh, laugh, what the hell are you laughing at!
"Fine, you love to laugh, huh?" Xia Mian was both embarrassed and angry. She turned her head and gave Zhou Pingchuan a sweet smile, while casually stretching out her foot to step on him.
To ensure comfort on the plane, Xia Mian wore a pair of flat, pure white sneakers without any other embellishments. Zhou Pingchuan, on the other hand, wore his usual leather shoes.
The two shoes were two sizes apart. The small white shoe stomped on the large black leather shoe, grinding against it. For some reason, Zhou Pingchuan sensed something else in it.
His Adam's apple bobbed slightly as his gaze traveled up the white sneakers, straight calves, and slender yet firm thighs, finally settling on the graceful, pert curve between the other person's waist and thighs.
Xia Mian was preoccupied with revenge and didn't pay any attention to the other person's expression. After stepping on him for a while, seeing that Zhou Pingchuan had no reaction, she withdrew her foot out of boredom.
"Have you stepped on enough?" Zhou Pingchuan suddenly asked in a low voice.
Are you a pervert? You want to be stepped on?
Xia Mian rubbed her arms, pretending not to hear, and took out the paper and pen she always carried with her (she carried them with her every day to sign autographs for fans) and began to write a short biography of Mo Yu.
Fortunately, Zhou Pingchuan did not do anything else outrageous afterward, and Xu Ning sent him the cloud drive link as requested, thus avoiding the tragic fate of being blacklisted.
Zhou Pingchuan also had an inspection tour to attend to, so he sent everyone to their designated locations and went directly to the subsidiary company.
Xia Mian could distinguish between what was important and what was not. After returning to Longxi, he wrote some character biographies for a while. When his wrists started to ache, he locked the door from the inside, crawled into bed, and opened the cloud drive link.
Xu Ning must watch a lot of porn regularly; there was a long list of links, and I couldn't even scroll to the bottom after a few tries.
He also specially edited and categorized the films, including urban, historical, campus romance, and explosive NP (multiple partners) films, etc.
Xia Mian thought for a moment and then opened the campus romance novel. The scene was in a classroom, where two very old-looking Western men chatted for a few words at a desk, then pulled out weapons and started fighting each other.
Xia Mian was completely baffled.
He turned off this one and watched several other movies in different categories. The content was diverse, but the opening scenes were all similar—they would just say a few words and then start fighting.
Or, clicking on it will immediately show a battle scene, without any pre-battle flirting.
He and Zhou Pingchuan had no emotional foundation whatsoever, and Zhou Pingchuan didn't seem like the type to be easily aroused. The scenes in the film were completely irrelevant to them.
He couldn't ask Xu Ning for advice either; if he did, Xu Ning might make some shocking statement.
What should I do? Xia Mian sighed, her little face scrunched up in distress.
Suddenly, a fanfiction he had read some time ago flashed through his mind.
Yeah, we can ask the CP fans for help!
Xia Mian immediately registered a Weibo account and searched for "Xia Mian San Ye" to easily find the fan group. However, when he tried to join the group, the administrator asked him to show his check-in records for more than three consecutive days in the "Xia Mian" and "Xia Mian San Ye" super topics. He didn't have them and was cruelly turned away.
Fanfiction with explicit content is quickly censored on Weibo. Xia Mian searched for a long time but couldn't find anything, so she had to post a request for help in the supertopic:
[A friend of mine has terminal cancer and wants to read more fanfiction about Xia Mian and San Ye before he dies. I urgently need some!]
This was obviously fake copy, but "Cotton" is a kind and innocent person, and soon someone replied with a string of numbers, asking him to add her on QQ to post the article.
The original owner didn't have the QQ app on their phone, so Xia Mian downloaded it on the spot, registered a new account, and entered the number given to her by a netizen. The other party must have been surfing the internet the whole time, because they accepted the request instantly.
Tangyuan: [Hello, sisters! This is Tangyuan. What's your name?]
Xia Mian found registering a new account troublesome, so he just randomly entered gibberish for Weibo and QQ. He reluctantly chose a nickname for himself: "[Hello, I'm not a sister. Just call me Xia Tian.]"
Tangyuan: [Wow, a male CP fan, what a rare breed! He must really love my parents.]
Xia Mian changed her QQ nickname to "Summer," and seeing the other person's address, she was a little confused: "Mom and Dad? Does that refer to Xia Mian and Third Master? Who's the dad and who's the mom?"
Tangyuan skipped the first two questions, as that was her personal preference. She answered the last question quite seriously: "Of course, Third Master is Daddy, and Mianmian is Mommy!"
Summer: [Why?]
Tangyuan: [Third Master is so cool! Mianmian looks like a little kid in front of him. Such a huge contrast, and so adorable!]
So that's what the fans think?
I can't quite accept summer hibernation.
At first, he thought Zhou Pingchuan was no good and never thought about who was superior. In order to coax Zhou Pingchuan, he even called him "husband" casually.
But now that we know Zhou Pingchuan is fully functional, we must reaffirm our husbandly authority!
Although his family background is much worse now than before he transmigrated, his pride does not allow him to remain in that state.
If anyone should be punished, it should be Zhou Pingchuan!
Moreover, Zhou Pingchuan has a hidden leg ailment that makes it inconvenient for him to move around. He has studied dance for so many years and has excellent physical fitness, so his experience is definitely better than Zhou Pingchuan's.
It has to be him!
Seeing that the new online friend wasn't replying for a while, Tangyuan sent three horrified emojis: 【You didn't ship the wrong person, did you? Anyone who opposes my pairing, we're not on the same page!】
Having finally gained a fan with resources, Xia Mian wasn't about to let her go. She gritted her teeth and said, "[No, I just went to the bathroom and came out. Do you have any stories? Could you post a few for me?]"
Tangyuan thought to herself, all the new netizens' accounts are fake accounts, which is suspicious. They might be trolls sent by the rivals.
But male fans who ship the couple are really rare, and she didn't want to miss out. After much deliberation, she asked: "Why are your social media accounts so new? Give me a reason."
Xia Mian had been rejected by the fan group once, and already knew Tangyuan would ask, so she casually made up a story: "[I'm actually someone who works for Mianmian and Third Master. I created this alternate account so they wouldn't find out.]"
To convince her, he sent her a copy of the photos Chestnut had taken for them on the day of the betrothal: [Hey!]
This is definitely material I've never seen before! Tangyuan covered her face and screamed!
It took her a while to process this unexpected surprise. Now she could finally start shipping couples on the front lines!
She quickly packed up all her treasured fanfiction and sent it to the other person, along with a string of kowtowing emojis: 【Please accept my complete collection of fanfiction. From now on, you're my connection in the entertainment industry. Could you please share more beautiful photos of my parents for me? *kowtows*
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