"So, you are a mortal now?"
Bai Feng asked as he looked at the incarnation of Heaven who was eating and drinking at the dining table.
"Yes, it's genuine." The incarnation of Heaven nodded after swallowing the food in his mouth, "But being a mortal is really troublesome. I still need to eat and drink water. My body is weak and I don't have much strength."
"It would be great if you could become a cultivator. You should be able to practice, right?"
"Of course, my talent is much better than yours." The incarnation of Heaven showed a confident smile, "I am the incarnation of Heaven, the bottleneck does not exist in front of me, the only thing I lack is spiritual power."
"oh."
"So." The incarnation of Heaven stared at Bai Feng, "Trash, I need you to help me practice."
"...But I see you keep calling me a piece of trash and seem reluctant. So forget it. I don't like forcing others."
"Damn it, you are just a small fry, how dare you disobey me! I helped you so much when I was a system before!" The incarnation of Heaven glared at Bai Feng fiercely, then she turned her eyes away slightly and said in a low voice, "And, you, how did you hear that I was reluctant?"
"Oh? What did you say?"
"Trash! Stinky trash! I should have given you lots of luck points in the first place! Didn't you enjoy beating me before? Why don't you dare to do anything now?"
Bai Feng looked at the incarnation of Heaven who was calling every trash a nobody, and reached out his hand and skillfully pressed her onto his legs.
Damn you little female devil, I will kill you with my own hands...
"Trash!"
Huh? How dare this guy keep yelling?
"Zanyu, wake up, it's time to get up."
Bai Feng opened her eyes and looked at the incarnation of Heaven sitting on her across the quilt. No, she should be called Bai Yuan now. This name did not have any special meaning. She just spent a few days thinking of a nice name for herself.
"What? As a small fry, aren't you happy to be woken up by me, the cute and powerful incarnation of Heaven?" Bai Yuan said with a smile, putting her little hand to her mouth.
"You are no longer the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, are you?" Bai Feng complained, "You are becoming more and more shameless!"
"I'm telling the truth, am I not cute?"
"...I still prefer the quiet way you were when we first met."
"So you like that, but I understand." Bai Yuan put away the smile on her face, and her indifferent face had a fairy spirit that did not exist in this world. She lowered her head and looked at Bai Feng lying on the bed and said softly, "It's time to get up."
"You switch so quickly."
It has to be said that Bai Yuan's 'incarnation of heaven' mode is really deceptive. He was fooled at the time, but he didn't expect that under the disguise, he was actually a female ghost who liked to jump on people's faces.
"After all, this is the state I was in before you made me angry and I developed emotions." Bai Yuan slowly lowered his upper body, "Let's not talk about this. You come to practice with me today, so use this state."
As Bai Feng's "system", she was naturally very clear about what good things she had given Bai Feng. So in order to catch up with the cultivation of Bai Feng and others, she knew what to do to catch up as quickly as possible.
Bai Feng looked at Bai Yuan, who looked like a fairy from the otherworldly world, and touched his chin with his hand: "But I can't bring myself to do it to you when you look like this."
She's not like that little female ghost, who makes me angry just by looking at her and I want to give her a good lesson.
"I understand." Bai Yuan nodded, and then she said something very ominous with her holy little mouth, "Look at me now, don't you want to make me ***, just like dragging a fairy who is high above and out of touch with the world down from the clouds, and then ** me hard, ****ing my holy ****, and finally ***..."
"Wait, don't say such weird things like that." Bai Feng's mouth twitched slightly. How could this former incarnation of the Heavenly Dao be so dirty? Who did he learn this from? "Where did you learn all this dirty knowledge, including the name of trash?"
"Those paintings you drew." Bai Yuan explained casually, "especially the name of trash, I think it's very interesting and fits you, a bad guy."
“It’s a bit personal!”
"So, do you want to?" Bai Yuan slowly leaned down, his expression sacred and serious, "Trash."
Bai Feng stared at her for a few seconds, then quickly reached out and pulled her into the quilt.
This is no longer an ordinary female ghost, she must be dealt a heavy blow!
…
After practicing, Bai Feng walked out of the bedroom yawning. As for Bai Yuan... let her sleep for a while.
"Brother, are you up?" Bai Yumo poked her head out of the kitchen. "Wait a moment, breakfast will be ready soon."
"It's troublesome."
Bai Feng nodded, but he did not sit at the dining table waiting for dinner. Instead, he took out cat food, fox food and pigeon food and poured them into their bowls one by one.
"Xiaoxue, it's time for dinner."
He sat on the sofa with a bowl in his hand, and looked around, but did not see Xiaojiu and Linglan. Xiaojiu should be staying up late playing games again, but where was Linglan, the foodie?
Then he remembered that Linglan seemed to be muttering yesterday that she had gained weight and that no matter how much she ate, her cultivation level couldn't keep up. Could it be that she was really planning to lose weight?
"Meow~~"
"Eat slowly."
While Xiaoxue was eating, Bai Feng smiled and rubbed her head. Although Xiaoxue's bloodline was not pure, after eating cat food for so long, bloodline was no longer an obstacle. Now she has reached the Nascent Soul stage.
"ha……"
After Xiaoxue had finished her meal, she stretched out her front legs and body, arched her buttocks high, and stretched comfortably. The next moment, she suddenly turned into a human form, opened her eyes and looked at Bai Feng beside her.
Then she came over, put her arms on his legs, and laid her head on them lazily: "Master, Master Yuyao said she has something to talk to you about today."
"I'll come over after dinner." Bai Feng nodded and reached out to rub her head.
"Okay, I'll lead the way for you." Xiaoxue rubbed his palm, and the long tail behind her seemed to subconsciously wrap around his arm.
"Lead the way? What do you mean by leading the way when it's so close?"
Bai Feng looked at Xiaoxue's expectant expression and always felt that her purpose was a little ulterior motive.
He looked at her tail tightly wrapped around his arm, and he felt that her purpose must be not simple.
Before, he would just sneak over when he and Yuyao were practicing, but now he doesn't even pretend anymore.
"Brother, breakfast is ready."
“Here I come.”
…
noon.
Bai Feng yawned. He had handed over most of the matters at the Formation Peak to the responsible disciples. Except for some major matters that required his decision, there was almost no need for him to manage other matters.
Therefore, he also entered the retirement life ahead of time. For example, now, he is lying on the windowsill to feed the birds he raises. These birds will tell him various things that have happened recently every day.
Although his hatred value has been cleared now and the Son of Fortune is no longer a threat, he does not intend to change the habit he has developed before. After all, it is always a good idea to pay more attention to the news.
After feeding for a while, he saw a slightly plump pigeon landed on the windowsill, staring at the feed in his hand in a daze.
"What's wrong? If you want to eat, get it yourself."
"No, I can't continue to degenerate like this." The pigeon shook her head, then raised her head and looked at Bai Feng, "I found that being a pet has its limits. I learned one thing from my short life as a pet: no matter how much a pet practices, its cultivation level will still increase slowly, even if it risks getting fat by desperately devouring pigeon food."
"So you don't want to be a pet anymore?" Bai Feng looked at Linglan who had transformed into a human form, and gently rubbed her slightly fleshy face with his hand. "I have a few good jobs here. If you don't want to be a pet..."
"No!" Linglan shook her head. "After asking Qiaoqiao many times, I finally found a way to enjoy pet life, exercise and lose weight, and speed up cultivation!"
“…”
Bai Feng felt as if he could guess what she was going to say next.
"Let's practice!" Linglan stretched out her little hand and placed it on his clothes. "Anyway, you've touched me all over, and I can't get married any longer. If that's the case, why not just go all the way!"
"Isn't that the massage you asked for?"
"So, I now require a more advanced massage service!" Linglan put her hand on the button of her clothes, "Come on, I have been waiting for this day for a long time! Although I said I want to be a pet, you really treat me as a pet!"
“…”
Was she stimulated by Qiaoqiao’s breakthrough to the fusion stage?
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