"Hmm, false pregnancy? It's a really strange phenomenon. I feel like my spiritual cold is coming out."
Shui Miaomiao nodded with great interest. She even wanted to start creating right away. Unfortunately, she had to teach the rabbit spirit biological common sense, so she could only create later.
So she glanced at the people present - Tu Ling who was sitting on a chair and stroking her belly, Li Zhiyi who had followed her here for some reason, and Bai Feng who was standing aside holding Xiao Jiu.
Bai Feng was standing here not because he was interested in biological knowledge, but because he wanted to prevent Shui Miaomiao from teaching the rabbit spirit strange knowledge, which would cause the rabbit spirit to be polluted by that indescribable knowledge.
"Okay, then Shui Miaomiao's class is about to start!"
Shui Miaomiao lifted up a blackboard and started drawing on it. While drawing, she explained: "Pregnancy is both simple and difficult. But one thing is certain, that is, you will not get pregnant by touching your ears, because pregnancy requires the efforts of both men and women. Simply put, ****..."
Bai Feng was naturally not shy, and Xiao Jiu, who had practiced together with him, also looked normal. Even the rabbit spirit in question looked serious and asked questions from time to time. On the contrary, Li Zhiyi, who had followed here for some reason, stared at the blackboard with a red face.
'Why am I here? Is this something I am allowed to see? My eyes and ears are dirty.'
Li Zhiyi wanted to close her eyes and cover her ears, but her eyelids and hands would not listen to her, so she could only be "forced" to accept the strange knowledge.
An hour later.
"In other words, I'm having a false pregnancy and not really pregnant?" Tu Ling asked, tilting her head.
Shui Miaomiao nodded with relief: "That's right, because pregnancy requires efforts from both sides. What's more, you have to think about it. How can you get pregnant just by touching your ears? Of course, touching your belly won't work either, because what gets pregnant is the organs inside the belly, so you can only do it from the bottom..."
"Well, you've said it many times." Bai Feng interrupted her appropriately, and then he looked at Tu Ling again, "Anyway, after this lesson, you should understand that touching your ears won't make you pregnant, right?"
"Yeah, I see." The rabbit spirit nodded, and then she reached out and rubbed her belly, "But I still feel a little sorry that my little rabbit is gone."
"You can really..."
Before Shui Miaomiao could finish, Bai Feng reached out and pushed her away, her mind full of yellow garbage: "Anyway, go back and rest for a few days, you should be able to recover in a few days."
"Yeah, okay."
Then Bai Feng looked at Li Zhiyi, whose face was flushed red - he thought she would run away after seeing the beginning, but he didn't expect her to persist to the end.
However, what Shui Miaomiao talked about were all serious biological knowledge. Although it might have a greater impact on the people in this world, it is not a bad thing to know more.
"Junior Sister Li, if Rabbit Spirit has any questions in the future, remember to contact me."
"Ah... OK, OK!"
Li Zhiyi nodded quickly. She lowered her head as usual, but this time her eyes would subconsciously look towards Bai Feng... Is this where Shui Miaomiao talked about making babies with women... Well, no, no, I can't look here, and I can't think about that kind of thing!
So she simply closed her eyes.
No! After closing her eyes, the pattern on the blackboard that her brain was 'forced' to remember became clearer!
Bang!
Suddenly, Li Zhiyi banged his head against the wall, trying to use physical methods to force himself to forget about it.
"Junior Sister Li, are you okay?"
"I, I'm fine." Li Zhiyi said with blood flowing from his forehead.
But after she finished speaking, her eyes turned black and she fell directly towards Bai Feng.
Bai Feng quickly reached out to hold it, and took a look at the wall that had been reinforced by the formation. He saw that the reinforced wall had cracked into several gaps - as expected of a brain in the fusion period, it was really hard!
“Rabbit Spirit…”
He turned his head to glance at Rabbit Spirit, but Rabbit Spirit quickly shook her head: "Although I am falsely pregnant, I have not fully recovered yet and I can't take care of her at all. In my opinion, why don't my master and I rest at your house first, and then we can have a barbecue tonight. Maybe we will both recover after the barbecue!"
"You just want to eat barbecue, right?"
Bai Feng couldn't help but complain, but he didn't refuse. After all, he was also somewhat responsible for this misunderstanding.
…
night.
“So happy…”
Tu Ling was lying on the chair, rubbing her round belly with her little hands. But this time it was not because of a false pregnancy, but because she ate too much barbecue.
"Is Junior Sister Li still not awake?"
Bai Feng turned his head to look inside the house. Tu Ling had almost finished eating the barbecue, but Li Zhiyi was still in a coma.
"Did she hit him too hard and hurt her brain? That shouldn't be the case. Junior Sister Li is already in the fusion stage, how could she be injured so easily?"
After muttering a few words in his heart, he stood up and prepared to go check out the situation. Maybe Li Zhiyi had woken up but was too embarrassed to come out.
However, when he walked to Li Zhiyi's side, he found that she was still unconscious, but there was a hint of smile on her slightly red face.
"?"
There was a hint of doubt on Bai Feng's face. Why was he smiling foolishly?
"Junior Sister Li? Wake up."
He tried shouting a few times, but Li Zhiyi just turned over and showed no sign of waking up.
"Is she asleep?" He muttered a few times, "Forget it, let her sleep for a while."
So he didn't continue to disturb her, but took a few steps back and slowly left the room.
The next morning, Bai Feng looked at Li Zhiyi, who was still curled up sleeping, and a hint of confusion appeared on his face again - how come he hasn't woken up after sleeping for so long?
He had just checked her body and found no injuries on her body or brain. She was just asleep. But why couldn't she wake up?
You can't be resisting waking up, right?
"Master Bai Feng, could it be that my master is unable to wake up? I called him several times just now but there was no response." The rabbit spirit at the side asked hurriedly.
Bai Feng shook his head: "No, Junior Sister Li is not injured. I guess she may not want to wake up."
"Why?" Rabbit Spirit expressed his incomprehension.
"I don't know either." Bai Feng pondered for a few seconds, then he looked at Li Zhiyi's silly little face and put his hand on her forehead, "Tu Ling, wait here for a while. I want to see why Junior Sister Li doesn't want to wake up."
The next moment, Bai Feng came into Li Zhiyi's dream, and then he saw Li Zhiyi lying beside him and hugging him.
"?"
What's going on?
"Bai, Senior Brother Bai, let's try again. Maybe we can have a child this time..."
Li Zhiyi hid her head in the quilt and spoke in a very low voice.
"?"
What? What child?
At this time, she reached out and unbuttoned her clothes: "Do you want to come?"
Just when Bai Feng was about to say something, he heard Li Zhiyi continue, "This time I have locked the door tightly, and I have locked all the spirit beasts in the back mountain. I also sent a message to my master, senior sister, and others to tell them that I am going to retreat. This time, no one will disturb us again."
“…”
Was there anyone interrupting her before? Could it be that because Junior Sister Li had no such experience, or even read similar books, her brain was missing key files, and she was interrupted by various things?
"Hehe, this time there really is no one or anything to bother us. I was wondering how I could be so unlucky all the time. Finally... I'm finally going to succeed."
“…”
This time it was of course successful because my arrival completed the missing documents.
No! That's not what I'm here for!
So, did Junior Sister Li not want to wake up because she dreamed of getting married? He thought she had encountered some dangerous situation, such as a demon in her heart, but it turned out to be because of this...
What should I do next? Should I wake up Junior Sister Li first? But isn't it a bad idea to wake her up at this time? Junior Sister Li is so shameless that she might bang her head against the wall again after waking up. No, it might be worse.
Or, wait a moment?
…
Li Zhiyi felt like she had a very long dream. Perhaps it was because of the influence of the knowledge taught by Shui Miaomiao. In the dream, she and Bai Feng actually became husband and wife and successfully became pregnant. The only regret was that she woke up before her and Bai Feng's child was born.
It’s almost the last day of delivery...
"Is it afternoon yet?"
Li Zhiyi looked up out the window. Perhaps because she had been in the dream for too long, she felt as if she were in another world.
"Master, hiccup! You finally woke up!"
At this moment, the voice of Rabbit Spirit sounded beside her ears. She subconsciously looked at Rabbit Spirit, and then a look of fear appeared on her face - she saw that Rabbit Spirit's belly was round, just like the pregnancy in her dream.
Could it be that I have been unconscious for so long that the rabbit spirit has become pregnant?
As if she noticed Li Zhiyi's gaze, Tu Ling blushed and explained, "I, I ate too much, I'm not pregnant."
"call……"
Li Zhiyi breathed a sigh of relief immediately. She was so scared that she thought she had slept for several years!
"Junior Sister Li, are you awake?" Bai Feng came over, holding a porcelain bowl in his hand, "Would you like some sour plum soup?"
"Thank you, thank you."
As soon as Li Zhiyi saw Bai Feng, she remembered the contents of her dream. She quickly lowered her head, fearing that someone would see through her.
She stared at the sour plum soup in her hand and suddenly realized something - wait, why did Senior Brother Bai make the sour plum soup she loved the most in her dream? Although Senior Brother Bai would make a pot of it for her every day in her dream, she had never heard of Senior Brother Bai making this in reality...
Then she picked up the sour plum soup and took a sip, and found that it tasted exactly the same as the sour plum soup in her dream.
She subconsciously raised her head and saw a faint smile on Bai Feng's face.
"Bai, Senior Brother Bai, do you know what I dreamed about?"
"Guess." Bai Feng still had a faint smile on his face.
Li Zhiyi's body trembled slightly. She thought of Bai Feng's most proficient spiritual sense, and suddenly realized something: "Could it be that the Senior Brother Bai in my dream is really you, Senior Brother Bai?"
"What do you think?"
“…”
Li Zhiyi opened his mouth slightly, and his whole body seemed to have turned into plaster, motionless.
It’s over, it’s over, I actually did that kind of thing to Senior Brother Bai in my dream, and I’m pregnant with Senior Brother Bai’s child…
The rabbit spirit beside her tilted her head - what dream? What did her master dream about? Damn it, she wanted to know too!
At this time, Bai Feng reached out and rubbed her head: "Okay, don't think too much, let's go out for dinner after drinking the sour plum soup. Yesterday, your barbecue was eaten by the rabbit spirit. This time you have to take back the rabbit spirit's barbecue."
"……Um."
Li Zhiyi nodded subconsciously. She had forgotten how she ate the barbecue. She only remembered that when she came to her senses, she was holding Bai Feng's arm to rest, just like in a dream. Obviously, she had brought the habits in the dream back to reality.
“Are you full?”
Bai Feng's voice rang in her ears, and she shook her head subconsciously: "I don't know."
"Then have another helping?"
“…Okay.”
Li Zhiyi nodded slightly. Although she still didn't know what to do and how to face Senior Brother Bai, she really wanted to eat the barbecue that Senior Brother Bai had grilled himself.
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