"Babybear, today's live show is very crucial. I hope you can play the role of Sha 늵 well and don't let me down."

"Mr. Xia Xin Wang, I know you are very impressed by me, but I hope that every shot I make will hit the target, otherwise I will put your gun barrel into your scope!"

Chen Huai'an held Strawberry Bear's shoulders with his left hand and grabbed the barrel of the Dragon Sniper with his right hand.

After a friendly exchange.

Xiong and Zhui temporarily reached a consensus with him on ideas.

"Let me introduce you. This is Baji and Xiaoqing. You are my friends. Let's get along well with each other in the future. I will kill anyone who dares to cause trouble."

The teddy bear looked at Baji and Xiaoqing, his black eyes twinkling: This cat and fish must be very important to No. 0, so I'll find a chance to kill them, and then No. 0 will definitely be in great pain.

The dragon sniper let out a shrill laugh.

What kind of cat and fish? One shot each.

Baji curled his lips as he looked at the friendly-looking bear and shrimp.

Just a stuffed bear and a burning stick that came to life.

The former is similar to a puppet creature with autonomous control capabilities.

To put it bluntly, the latter is just a stick without a spirit. How could he dream of making friends with the ancient vicious beast Taotie?

Hehe~

But for your sake, I'll give you a chance.

Xiaoqing: Bobobobo…

After comforting the actors, Chen Huai'an was full of confidence.

He now has a cat that can do somersaults, a fish that can stand upside down on the water, a teddy bear that can break walls with one punch, and a sniper rifle. Such a lineup would be a complete kill in the pet blogger market.

He seemed to have seen countless banknotes waving at him.

If he made more money, he would either steal the bounties from other people's demon-killing missions or risk exposing his secrets and become the unscrupulous boss of both worlds.

With a hint of expectation, Chen Huai'an logged into the short video platform account he had used for a long time.

As soon as I opened the main interface, I was stunned.

Usually the homepage recommends beautiful women who are posing in a coquettish manner.

Or it’s the Versailles life of various wealthy people.

What are you promoting now?

A dog that sprays, a snake that discharges electricity, a person who can climb walls and jump over rooftops, a child prodigy who can bend ten steel bars with his bare hands...

What a mess this is.

The last fig leaf has been torn off, so the show is over, right?

In the past, abnormal videos posted on the Internet were directly removed and deleted, but now they are being pushed and streamed, right?

Chen Huai'an is about to vomit.

He turned around and looked at Baji and Xiaoqing.

What's so strange about a cat that can do somersaults and a fish that can stand on its head?

There are already cats that can spit wind blades on the Internet.

Cats compare cats, and the cat wins.

But he is a master with a conscience and will give up his tyrant muscles.

He simply placed a set of dumbbells in front of Baji, and patted the cat's head earnestly: "You are already a mature Hakimi. You must learn to roll yourself up and earn your own cat money. Your goal is to become a super cat with muscles all over your body. Don't let me down!"

Tyrant muscle: “…”

Oh, so you want to take the refining route.

No problem. As an ancient ferocious beast, it is a practitioner of both physical and magical skills.

If you like more muscles, just focus more on bodybuilding.

"Xiaoqing, you are already a mature mermaid." Chen Huai'an threw his black and white silk stockings and a mermaid adventure book in front of the basin and said in a grim tone, "You have to learn from mermaids, grow a pair of beautiful legs, put on stockings and shake your butt to earn money for yourself, otherwise you will only become pickled fish on the tip of your tongue."

Xiaoqing: “…”

I really want to escape.

Chen Huai'an gritted his teeth and did some live broadcast content.

For example, when wrestling with Babybear, he always stepped on his right foot with his left foot and was knocked down frequently.

Another example is using Shrimp Firewood King to shoot targets.

The target seemed to be sick and always fell down before he could shoot. He walked over to help it up, walked back to pick up the gun, turned around and saw the target fell down again. No matter how he fixed it, it was useless. All the audience in the live broadcast room had left!

Chen Huai'an was so angry that he fired a shot at the wall. The Shrimp King also lost his temper and fired fifty bullets at once. The bullets collided with each other and caused a chain explosion. The newly replaced containment room was directly blown into a battle-damaged building.

Fortunately, the alloy wall made of special materials was very strong, and only a dent with a diameter of ten meters appeared.

Chen Huai'an closed the live broadcast room.

After a night of torment, Long Zhui lost a lot of weight and became completely wilted.

The Strawberry Bear has black and yellow spots on its body, just like it was taken out of a garbage dump.

The only thing that is not in good condition is the muscle.

As a veteran who is not yet qualified to play, all you have to do is work hard.

Xiaoqing put on black stockings and took her beautiful legs as her target.

Live broadcast, a smooth road, Chen Xianzun walked to the dark with his own strength.

"Thinking about my lifelong reputation as Chen Xianzun, I have ended up in such a predicament now. It must have something to do with my bad luck." Chen Huai'an smiled bitterly as he looked at the income from the live broadcast.

The live broadcast revenue tonight is 38,000.

The refund for minors was 20,000 yuan.

The platform split the profit with him 50-50, and he only got 10,000 yuan.

This means that not only do you not earn a penny, you still have to pay back more than a thousand yuan to the platform.

Is this fucking playable?

He picked up the syringe and shot some milk tea into his mouth.

This is the only way he knows how to drink water.

It turns out that people will actually laugh out loud when they are extremely speechless.

Chen Huai'an leaned against the battle-worn sofa with a depressed look on his face, sliding his fingers across the screen.

There are no more beauties with high-definition beauty filters, no more young masters and young ladies showing off their wealth, and no more people selling goods through live streaming.

All of them are all kinds of bizarre and abnormal videos.

Suddenly, Chen Huai'an paused.

【At 9 pm on the same day, Beijing time, the director of the Forestry Bureau of Province C, Li Wenbo, and the deputy director of the Forestry Bureau, Zhang Bin, embezzled a total of more than 30 million yuan during their tenure. Director Li Wenbo was also suspected of gambling money laundering, fostering gangs, and buying murders. In addition, a total of 50 people involved in the case have been transferred to the prosecutor's office of Province C. Director Li Wenbo may be sentenced to death...】

This short video endorsed by official media is like a gray wolf sneaking into a pack of huskies.

Being simple, honest and upright can bring out evil.

It hit Chen Huai'an's face in a rough manner.

The video shows several politicians being escorted by guards.

Look at the comments section, it's all good.

The crowd of onlookers said that this wave was directly uprooted, and even the umbrellas above were affected, and the procuratorate will continue to investigate further and dig out all the people who have a relationship with this wave of people.

A corner of the video.

Chen Huai'an saw Xu Shabei standing in the corner of the Forestry Bureau, smoking silently.

"You want to impress me and get me to join the Demon Slayer Division?"

Chen Huai'an curled his lips, his eyes slightly jealous.

I swiped my hand and immediately swiped to the next video. After a pause, I reluctantly swiped back.

"You have to admit it, the beard..."

"You are really handsome, indeed~"

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