Chapter 75



"How much will I lose if I blow up a hole in the square?"

Chen Huai'an looked at the lawn in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Although he is still wealthy now, this amount of money is probably not enough to cover his losses.

"Is there anything I can buy that I won't have to pay for if it explodes?"

Chen Huai'an thought about it and finally came to a nearby landfill. At this moment, the landfill was almost full of garbage from residents, and the garbage trucks had not yet had time to pick it up. Since it was all garbage, it should be okay to blow up a hole.

"Well, here we come!"

Chen Huaian's eyes narrowed, he took a deep breath, reached into his bag with his right hand, pinched a thunder and fire talisman with his index and ring fingers, and then pulled it out suddenly.

biu~

The Thunder and Fire Talisman flew half a meter and fell headfirst to the ground.

Chen Huai'an: "..."

No, talismans should be used in conjunction with mantras.

He picked up the talisman and shouted coldly, "Wow! Hurry up and obey the order!"

biu~

The talisman flew half a meter and fell headfirst.

Is it that the formula is wrong?

Chen Huai'an frowned and shouted again:

“Congeal——!”

"go!"

"Go!"

"Purple~"

"Ah, more chewing!"

"Chicken beating you!"

“Saipan——!!!”

Leihuo Fu fell to the ground again and again.

Chen Huai'an fell into deep thought.

No, he didn't say any formulas in the game. It's not the formulas that are the problem, it's the posture that's wrong!

What is the posture of an immortal throwing a talisman?

Chen Huai'an tried several poses on the spot, including the spinning lead ball throwing style, the running-up javelin throwing style, the single-handed forehead-holding poker throwing style, the single-handed salt-sprinkling style... No matter what moves he used, none of them worked.

"Oh, I am still too naive..."

Chen Huai'an looked up at the sky, his eyes forming a sad 45-degree angle with the horizon, and laughed at himself: "There is no such thing as talismans or immortal cultivation. It's just the bored fantasy of a dying cancer patient."

A stray dog ​​passed by Chen Huai'an.

The dog sniffed Chen Huai'an's shoes, his face suddenly changed color, and he ran away whimpering as if he had seen a ghost.

Chen Huaian was stunned for a moment, and then an idea flashed in his mind.

Originally, this talisman was triggered when it landed on a living creature, which meant it was not thrown directly. It lacked a specific target!

So what should we try to find as a goal?

Subconsciously, the image of the domineering figure emerged in his mind.

In the room, Baji, who was sleeping on the sofa, suddenly shivered all over and felt a chill from head to toe, but he looked around and didn't notice where this murderous intent came from.

"No, Baji is so cute, and you can't abuse animals."

Chen Huaian, who was standing beside the garbage dump, shook his head.

The murderous intent surrounding Baji also disappeared.

"Let's go to the market and buy some fish on our way back."

This is what Chen Huai'an thinks is the only feasible goal.

Just treat this fish as if he came and eat it.

Besides, the normal way to kill a fish is to scrape its scales and cut open its belly, but if the talisman is activated, it will be done very quickly and carbonized in an instant. In this way, Chen is not considered to be abusing the fish.

Chen Huai happily ran to the place where his grandfather was practicing boxing, and sure enough, he saw his grandfather there.

"Hey, young man, why didn't you come yesterday? I was still paying attention to you for three minutes." When old man Li saw Chen Huaian's cloudy eyes, they suddenly brightened up. He was quite sad to see Chen Huaian didn't come yesterday.

"Hahaha, how could that be, Mr. Li? I was busy yesterday."

Chen Huai'an used a selfie stick to set up the camera.

I almost had a nosebleed the moment I opened the game.

I saw that Li Qingran had already changed into the pajamas she had just bought, and the size was just right for her.

She sat on the bed, her face as red as spilled cinnabar, even her neck was red, the hair at the temples fell naturally, with her earlobes and half of her earlobes hidden inside, like red stuffed in black silk.

Her cheeks puffed up and her bangs blew up, revealing a smooth forehead. Her slender neck supported her oval face. Her beautiful eyes were full of affection, and she occasionally looked toward the beams as if expecting something.

As she raised her head, her delicate collarbones were fully revealed. They were pavilions and towers in the mountains, supported by the lush white peaks.

The valley is quiet but without any sight of spring. There lies a patch of emerald green, like an emerald bird, and winding red strings, like a string of plum petals in the snow.

Her waist was as thin as a hand, and in the dim candlelight, her waist swayed slightly with her swaying feet, as if wrapped in the night breeze.

Look at those feet again, they are really...

"What are you looking at? It's pitch black."

Chen Huaian was startled and subconsciously covered the screen, jokingly saying, "No, nothing, I'm looking at postgraduate entrance examination materials, ahaha, ahahahaha..."

"You are sensible. My grandson is about the same age as you, and he is always thinking about starting a business. He lost 20 million and still started another business!" Old man Li had a headache when talking about this and couldn't help shaking his head.

"Wait a minute? Mr. Li, what did you just say?"

"I said my grandson started a business."

"One behind."

"Lose 20 million?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Chen Huai'an's smile was 99% flattering: "Mr. Li, the pressure of starting a business is really too great. I think it's too cruel to let your grandson bear it alone. Why not count me in?"

"Well, it's not impossible." Mr. Li waved his hand and said, "My grandson and I are all taking out loans."

Chen Huai'an: "Then let's practice boxing."

Let’s get back to the topic of boxing practice.

Chen Huaian forced himself not to look at Li Qingran, but called up the progress of the Green Lotus Sword Classic. He was dumbfounded when he saw it.

I saw that the first 12 chapters of the Green Lotus Sword Canon had all reached 99% of the initial level, and only needed a little more practice to reach the final level.

In addition, the first move of the Green Lotus Sword Classic, "Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves", and the second move, "Sword Light Out of the Box", have been unlocked and can be practiced.

"No, what on earth happened?!"

Chen Huai'an was confused.

He didn't remember practicing these.

How come they all became successful one by one?

Could it be that he is still practicing this in his dreams at night?

"My dear, I see you seem to be very interested in swordsmanship."

Just as Chen Huai'an was poking here and there, trying to find the reason.

From the side came the voice of Mr. Li, who was boasting a little bit:

"I went back and did some research that day. The stance you used before was a sword stance, so I specifically reviewed the Tai Chi sword I learned before... How about it, are you interested in learning from me, an old man?"

Chen Huai'an narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you mean, Master, your swordsmanship is awesome?"

"Ahem~" Mr. Li raised his chin and said, "It's just average. I think it ranks first in the whole province."

"Wow! So awesome!!"

Mr. Li was very happy, and patted Chen Huai'an on the shoulder and said, "I can guarantee that you will want to call me master immediately after watching me demonstrate sword skills once!"


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