Chapter 208: Suffering from Lack of Education

It only took Shi Yang three days to become familiar with the children in the village.

He has his own way of dealing with children, which is nothing more than tempting them with snacks, coaxing and deceiving them.

Well, without a primary school diploma you are a liar.

In the past, the children would run away when they saw Shi Yang, but now they come to his house early in the morning and gather around his bed, making a lot of noise.

"Brother Shi Yang, get up quickly. We are going to play jump rope later. How come you are lazier than your pig?"

"Brother Chili, I'll help you wash your face and braid your hair!"

"Brother Yangyang, open your mouth. I'll give you an egg. It's still hot."

While Shi Yang was sleeping, a hot egg was stuffed into his mouth. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes and ate in a daze.

Not long after, there was another hot towel on his face, and the concerned little fat boy was wiping his face.

It's like taking care of an old father who is paralyzed in bed.

The sound of several children chattering was heard in his ears. Shi Yang raised his hand and scratched his hair, completely breaking down his defenses.

He suddenly sat up from the bed, with a serious face, and shouted loudly:

"Which class are making so much noise here? What's your class teacher's name?"

"Your behavior has seriously affected my rest! I have connections in school, too. Believe it or not, I will tell your class teacher later!"

"It's all there, little mouth, shut up!"

The children all covered their mouths tightly and were as quiet as chickens.

The kids were done, and Shi Yang also dealt with a few dogs in the village, which made the job even easier.

As long as you give them some big bones to chew on, I guarantee that they will stick out their tongues and wag their tails at you and be extremely fawning to you in two days.

After Shi Yang got up and washed up, several children were still sitting obediently at the door, looking at him eagerly.

"I have something to do today, so you guys go play by yourselves. From now on, you are not allowed to enter my room without my permission. Do you understand?"

The children covered their mouths and nodded their heads in a nonchalant manner.

"Very good, now follow my orders!"

"Everyone! Turn around! Walk in unison!"

The children turned around with serious faces, and walked away in a messy pace, hands and feet in unison.

I still suffer from the lack of education.

Shi Huai came out of the kitchen with breakfast and laughed at the scene. His brother was really capable as he could coax these little guys around.

"Brother, why are you making breakfast today?"

"Xiao Xu has a slight cold and fever today, so I let him stay in bed. I can't let a sick person do any work."

Shi Yang narrowed his eyes slightly. When he passed by Xu Yue's room just now, the door was slightly open.

He glanced inside and saw Xu Yue doing push-ups on the floor. He looked very energetic and didn't look sick at all.

Shi Yang sat at the dining table, picked up an egg and started peeling it, "Brother, have you ever thought that he is faking illness?"

Shi Huai didn't take it seriously. "Why are you pretending to be sick to avoid shoveling pig manure? Xiao Xu is a diligent child, you can't talk nonsense."

"You eat first. I'll go upstairs and bring breakfast to Xiao Xu."

Shi Yang stuffed the peeled egg into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, and ate it resentfully.

I'm going to fight you straight guys!

Ahem…

This broken egg is stuck in my throat, help!

After breakfast, Shi Yang put on the same military coat as his brother and tied a colorful headscarf around his head, covering half of his face.

Shi Yang walked out with his back slightly hunched and his hands in his pockets.

There are several stone benches under the big trees at the entrance of the village, which is the gossip center of the village.

The grandpas and aunts sat below, eating peanuts and sunflower seeds and chatting non-stop.

Shi Yang found a seat and sat down naturally. He grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds and ate them while listening to the gossips of the uncles and aunts.

Auntie No. 1 frowned and said strangely, "The Shi family's chili spirit has been back for three days, but why hasn't he made any trouble?"

"Why aren't you making trouble?" Aunt No. 2 was eating melon seeds, her emotions were so intense that her saliva was spurting out as she spoke: "I don't know what kind of magic potion he had fed my little granddaughter. She got up before dawn today and wanted to play with her brother Chili Spirit."

Grandpa No. 1 slapped his thigh suddenly. He was missing two front teeth and his words were slurred: "My little grandson is also... also!"

Master No. 2 nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, and mine too!"

Mother No. 3 looked around mysteriously, but didn't see Shi Yang in the crowd. She lowered her voice and said mysteriously:

"I heard that he went to the city, stripped naked and tried to seduce a rich man, but failed and was beaten up and came back in disgrace."

The grandfathers and grandmothers came over one after another with shining eyes.

"That Qin family? I heard they are very rich!"

"That's right. How can a rich person be interested in chili pepper? He must be crazy."

"Hey, now that he's back, he's not going to seduce Old Li's son again, is he? Last time, Old Li let his dog chase him and he was running all over the place. It was so funny."

The Li family, the nouveau riche in the village, drives a Mercedes.

The original owner fell in love with Lao Li's son and dressed up beautifully to hang around him every day. However, Lao Li looked down on him and even let his dog chase him.

Even now and then Old Li still spreads Shi Yang's rumors in the village.

"Didn't Old Li say something bad about Chili Essence a while ago? His brother caught him and threw him into the pigsty."

"The eldest son of the Shi family is a good guy, but he is held back by his younger brother. He is almost 30 and still unmarried."

Shi Yangxuan crossed his legs and ate sunflower seeds leisurely. He interrupted at the right time: "What else has Chili Spirit done? Tell me about it."

The grandpa and the mother were so focused on gossiping that they didn't notice there was someone else around.

He was wearing a military coat, flowered autumn trousers and a flowered headscarf, looking out of place, but he seemed quite young and looked a little familiar.

All the grandfathers and grandmothers looked over at once.

"Old sister, where are you from? Why didn't I recognize you?"

Shi Yang pushed aside his headscarf, revealing a fair and handsome face. His eyebrows and eyes curved when he smiled, revealing two small pear-shaped cheeks and a set of clean, white and neat teeth.

"I am the Chili Spirit you were talking about just now, Aunt Sun, Aunt Liu, Old Money...but I have only been in the city for a few months and I don't know you anymore?"

"Auntie Sun, you held me in your arms when I was a child."

“…”

The peanuts and melon seeds in the hands of the grandfather and the grandmother fell to the ground. Their bodies were stiff and they stared blankly at Shi Yang.

"Xiao Yang, why are you dressed like this? I can't recognize you because of my old eyesight."

"This kid has become more handsome after going out for a while, and he even jokes with us now."

"Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. We were not talking about you just now..."

"Yes, yes, yes..."

Shi Yang pursed her lips and said, "I'm back now, are you all happy?"

"Happy, happy!"

"I'm so happy!"

Shi Yang smiled shyly again, "Don't be so happy too soon, because you will suffer from old age."