Chapter 209: Here Comes the Little Angel

Mom No. 1 seemed to remember something and slapped her thigh suddenly, "Ah, I suddenly remembered that the gas in my house is not turned off, so I went back first!"

The second aunt also slapped her thigh and said, "My faucet is not turned off. I have to go back too!"

Grandpa No. 1 smacked his lips and said, "I left my dentures at home. I can't eat anything. I have to go back and wear them!"

The second master received a call and stood up suddenly, "What? Old woman, you actually fell from the roof? Okay, okay, I'll go back now!"

“…”

In less than thirty seconds, all the uncles and aunts were gone.

The old guys usually looked disabled, but now they were very agile and disappeared in a short while.

Shi Yang sat there leisurely, crossing his legs and eating melon seeds, and grabbed two handfuls and put them in his pocket.

Oh, it’s so boring. I should go back and shovel the pig manure.

He will visit his grandparents one by one in their homes some other day.

Halfway through the walk, Qin Yelan's WeChat message came again.

Qin Yelan: [Yangyang, without you here, I can’t eat a single meal]

Shi Yang: [What’s the matter?]

Shi Yang: [As long as the pigs in my house are edible]

Qin Yelan: [Are you hungry? Can I order takeout for you? ]

Shi Yang: [No, I still have to ride my electric donkey to the town to get it]

Qin Yelan: [Yangyang, you have been away from me for four days. I miss you very much]

Shi Yang: [I can’t read. I’m going to feed the pigs.]

Qin Yelan was so angry that he pulled Shi Tiebiao over and started pulling his fur violently.

In the end, he was slapped by Shi Tiebiao.

Shi Yang strolled all the way back home and didn't see his brother.

He walked to the second floor again and passed by Xu Yue's room. The door was half open.

Xu Yue was leaning on the bed in a sickly manner. Those who knew he had a cold and a fever would think it was a terminal illness, as if he would die on the spot in the next second.

Shi Huai was sitting beside the bed, holding a bowl of hot porridge in his hand, and feeding it to Xu Yue mouthful by mouthful attentively.

“…”

Shi Yang turned around and left silently. When he returned to his room, he called Qin Yanchuan to tell him gossip.

"Yanchuan'er, you don't know how capable that Xu is. He's even better at pretending than you."

"She can do dozens of push-ups in one breath, but she pretends to be sick in front of my brother and can't even eat by herself."

…

Shi Yang told Qin Yanchuan what he had seen and heard, adding some exaggeration.

Qin Yanchuan sat in the office, put down his work, and listened patiently.

He frowned and pondered for a moment before replying, "Did you see him do push-ups?"

“…”

Shi Yang hung up the phone without hesitation.

At night, he had to tell Qin Yanchuan bedtime stories over the phone, otherwise the old man would say he couldn't sleep.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and in the mountain there was a magic castle. In the castle lived a tall, handsome, lonely old prince."

"The old prince always had a stern face and didn't like to talk. Everyone called him the Pretender Prince."

"One day, a cute, handsome and handsome little boy came to the magic castle."

"The little boy is a beloved angel, not only smart but also kind. He met the dead prince in the castle, who was sitting in the kitchen roasting sweet potatoes with wood..."

Qin Yanchuan: “…”

The more I listened, the harder it was to fall asleep.

Shi Yang: "You don't like it? Then I'll sing for you."

Before Qin Yanchuan could stop him, Shi Yang began to clap his hands and sing:

"Wow w ...

"Get a wife~Pee in your pants~"

Qin Yanchuan: “…”

Want to call the police.

"Okay, I'm not kidding you anymore. I'm going to talk to you seriously now."

Shi Yang took a storybook from the bedside table. The title on the cover was very eye-catching:

"365 pages of baby's favorite bedtime stories"

Shi Yang borrowed this from a kid in the village. He cleared his throat and began to read the story in a soft and gentle voice.

As Qin Yanchuan was reciting, he did not fall asleep. Instead, he heard the sound on the other end of the phone becoming smaller and smaller, and finally disappearing, replaced by the sound of even and long breathing.

Shi Yang read a story and lulled himself to sleep.

Qin Yanchuan shook his head helplessly and did not hang up the phone immediately.

He put the phone to his ear, closed his eyes, and gradually fell asleep listening to the breathing on the other end of the phone.

Have a good night.

The next day, Shi Yang picked up two oranges and went out to find his grandparents.

Hmm... Shi Yang frowned and thought for a moment, then started with Aunt Liu who lived closest to him.

In less than two minutes, Shi Yang strolled into Aunt Liu's yard and saw Aunt Liu teaching her grandson a lesson with a small branch.

"I made you lie on the ground and eat chicken shit! I made you lie on the ground and eat chicken shit! Are you going to eat it again in the future?"

"Wuwuwu, I don't want to eat anymore."

The fat grandson was beaten and screaming, and was parkouring wildly in the yard. When he saw Shi Yang coming in from outside, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Brother Chili, why are you here?"

"I'm coming to your house to visit."

"Let's play some other time. I have to run now!"

The fat grandson disappeared in a flash.

When Aunt Liu saw Shi Yang, she was startled and the small branch in her hand fell to the ground. She took two steps back in fear.

"Xiao Yang, how come you have time to come visit my aunt?"

"Isn't it because we didn't talk enough yesterday?" Shi Yang walked over with a smile and put a small orange in his hand into the old lady's hand, "Here, this is a small gift I brought you."

As for the other one, he had already eaten it, leaving only the orange peel.

"I appreciate your kindness, but..."

"We are all neighbors, why are you being so polite? Let's go inside and talk."

So, Aunt Sun was forced to follow the guest into the house, and the guest politely poured her a glass of water.

"Auntie Sun, I won't beat around the bush with you. I know you have a secret."

Aunt Sun's eyes revealed surprise, Shi Yang smiled slightly, "You have been keeping this secret, and you are afraid of letting others know, right?"

Aunt Sun had a strange look on her face, looking terrified.

"How did you know that I was hiding my old man from another handsome old man?"

Shi Yang: "..."

He was just testing her casually, why did the old lady explode?

Wow, that’s quite exciting.

Shi Yang stroked his chin with an evil expression, "Auntie Sun, you'd better be obedient. If I tell this to the whole village..."

"Xiao Yang, I am sorry for you. I shouldn't have gossiped about you behind your back!"

"As a child, you should stop arguing with the elderly, okay? I held you in my arms when you were little, Xiao Yang."

Aunt Sun cried and begged, "Please don't tell anyone. If my old man finds out, he will definitely make a scene."

"From now on, Auntie will speak well of you to others and praise you to the sky!"

"Hey, I was just joking with you, Auntie. Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you."

Auntie Sun wiped her tears, then took Shi Yang's hand and patted it with relief, "Auntie knew you were a good child."

She looked around, then suddenly moved closer and lowered her voice: "Auntie, let me show you a photo of the handsome old man."

"OK."

Aunt Sun poked her phone and handed it to Shi Yang.

Shi Yang looked at an old man's face on the screen. The beauty mode was turned on to level 10. The skin was smoothed to remove all the wrinkles. He had an oval face, big eyes, and blush.

“…”

Definitely not a serious old man.

Oh no, they are here to defraud the old lady of her pension!