[Congratulations, host, your punishment is over]
[Leaving behind the small world]
[Ding! The cheat code has arrived! Millions of taels of gold! Wherever you point, gold appears!]
I have to go now, bye-bye Yu Yu~
Without uttering a single wasted word, the golden tortoise vanished. Nan Yu reverted to her original form, her head ablaze with fire, her body composed of threads, and her tail swaying like a small snake.
Flying to the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests, the Heavenly Dao was indeed inside.
A delicate and exquisite person sits in my lap.
The glass lamp itself was beautiful, and when it transformed into human form, it was so beautiful that it was hard to tell whether it was male or female. It was delicate and soft, and the wick was lively. Judging from the way the Heavenly Dao was, he probably didn't even know that he had returned. The little guy had a sudden idea.
Fly over there stealthily.
He's going to burn their butts!
When I get angry, I might just throw myself back into my little world.
That way, he'll have someone to hug him like that too.
Knowing that Heaven was vigilant, he was extremely cautious. At the slightest disturbance, he froze like a squid in a game, his little tail stilled, the flames weakened, and only after confirming it was safe did he fly over again, finally arriving at Heaven's feet.
The flames grew larger as the energy was released.
He touched his head to the flammable material, and it caught fire in no time. He first burned the bottom of the glass lamp, and the beauty cried out. Nan Yu laughed, and then he burned the Heavenly Dao's clothes.
He transformed into human form, his fingertips emitting fire, and a bunch of flames were flicked into the Biubiubiu Palace. Influenced by the divine energy of the Heavenly Dao for a thousand years, although it was not as strong as the Samadhi True Fire of the Supreme Lord Laozi, it was not something that could be extinguished by water.
but……
Heaven discovered this, and with a wave of its long sleeves...
The wick was locked.
The fire could not escape the barrier.
The man's brows furrowed in a gloomy expression as he protectively clutched the glass lamp in his arms. With another flick of his sleeve, the flames in the hall were extinguished. His sharp eyes swept over the boy trapped within the barrier, and his voice was cold and deep: "You've got some nerve. Last time you burned Xiao Li and went to the small world, it seems you haven't learned your lesson yet!"
The lamp wick made a face: "Hehehe, who told him to provoke me! You're no better. I was blind to give you light, so I should make you blind too. Alright, I've gotten my revenge. Now put me back in the little world."
Heavenly Dao sneered: "It seems you like it very much."
Little Lampwick grinned and replied, "No, it's just so-so."
He couldn't suppress the grin on his face, because he was so eager to go. The flames on his body were also jumping around, showing that he was very happy. Heaven sent him to the small world as punishment, but he didn't expect the punishment to turn into a 'reward'.
Since he liked it so much, a cold smile curled at the corner of the man's lips.
"Very well, you don't need to go to the small world. There are still vacancies in the Heavenly Prison. Since you are so unruly, guards, come here!"
The guards entered from outside the hall, and the Heavenly Dao commanded, "Take him away! Throw him into the Heavenly Prison!"
Liulizhan, nestled in Tiandao's arms, frowned slightly, glanced at the lamp wick, and said, "My lord, perhaps he didn't mean it. Besides, what if the Quick Transmigration Department comes to demand him? Wasn't it Ayan who was the one..."
Liulizhan then shut up.
Originally, Deng Xin was going to be thrown into the Heavenly Prison, but Jiang Yan came and said a few words to the Heavenly Dao, and Deng Xin was thrown into a small world to do a mission. Jiang Yan must have gone through many lifetimes with him.
If the two become lovers who know and cherish each other.
They cannot be detained for the time being.
Heavenly Dao, holding the glass lamp, stared at the boy with a slightly cold gaze, "It's no use who comes!"
Upon hearing that she hadn't been thrown into a small world, Dengxin's bright little face instantly contorted. She pounded on the glass barrier and cursed, "Bastard! Release me right now! It was clearly Liulizhan who provoked me! I've been by your side for a thousand years, and you don't even have this much trust? Despicable and shameless! You're a traitor who forgets his duty for lust! I don't want to go to the Heavenly Prison!"
Heaven roared, "Suppress it!"
"Who dares!"
A divine might descended from the sky, shattering the barrier around the lamp wick. Before he could react, his waist was embraced, followed by a familiar aura rushing towards him. Without even looking up, Nan Yu knew who it was.
His eyes lit up.
He wasn't lying to himself after all.
You'll know when it's over.
They've arrived.
When he opened his eyes and returned to the Heavenly Dao, he felt a chill in his heart for a moment, but then he figured it out: at worst, he could just go back and he would definitely run into them again.
The wicked Heavenly Dao wants to throw him into the Heavenly Prison.
Damn it!
No wonder they're with the glass lamp; they're all bad news!
Immediately following, another blue light flashed, and the ball of light materialized, revealing a man in ancient costume dressed in green. Nan Yu recognized him, although she had never seen his face clearly, but he had countless connections with the Heavenly Dao.
It's not love.
Both the Heavenly Way and the Supreme God are beings detached from the world.
Because a small world needs the Heavenly Dao to set rules and time points, such as ancient times, modern times, cultivation of immortals, and ghosts.
The main god is responsible for maintaining order. Each small world has countless people of all kinds. They have their own thoughts and are prone to doing things that break the rules of the world. That's when the mission takers are needed to maintain order.
The two complement each other.
There must be a connection. The lamp wick has been by the Heavenly Dao's side for a thousand years. Although he can't see the main god's face clearly, he likes to wear blue clothes, and that hasn't changed over the years.
Oh right, I should have looked for the one in blue.
Forgot about that.
The Heavenly Dao frowned under the pressure of the divine might, its equally sharp eyes sweeping over the man. Jiang Yan quickly came over and laughed it off: "Alright, alright, we're all family, we're all family, harmony brings wealth, harmony brings wealth."
Every sentence must be said twice.
The space was filled with spiritual energy, and the atmosphere was so tense that it seemed as if the air was being squeezed and hissing. The powerful figures stood proudly, their figures as steadfast as pine trees, and their spiritual energy surged around them. Their eyes met, sparks flew, and an invisible pressure spread wildly outward from the two of them.
Everyone was being suppressed to the point of being unable to bear it, their backs involuntarily bending. Even Liulizhan couldn't stand it. His cultivation was still shallow, and he couldn't withstand the overwhelming pressure. His body swayed precariously, and his face turned deathly pale.
Her fair, slender fingers gripped the Heavenly Dao's clothes tightly.
The Heavenly Dao reacted, restrained its oppressive aura, transformed Xiao Li into a cup, and placed it in its space to nourish it.
The man beside the lamp wick also withdrew his divine power, his eyes filled with a compassionate and merciful aura. The Heavenly Dao's expression was not good, and he swept his gaze toward the chief god Jiang Yan, "You are far too presumptuous! The Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests is, after all, my territory!"
Jiang Yan kept giving him meaningful glances, but the Heavenly Dao was not to be trifled with. So what if he understood it? He still kept a straight face.
Jiang Yan: "I need to talk to you about something, I need to ask you to meet someone."
Heaven sneered: "No!"
Jiang Yan quickly added, "It's not a person, it's the spirit that has cultivated for a thousand years beside you."
Heaven's will: "You come to demand our people, and this is your attitude?"
Jiang Yan: "Then tell me, name your terms."
The Way of Heaven: "Without conditions, I will not release."
Jiang Yan: "It's not that I want him, but you know my brother's temper." As she spoke, she secretly glanced at the man. "I went to the small world, but my brother beat me to it. He's very protective of his own and just confronted me about it. You should give him the person, otherwise none of us will be happy."
Heaven doesn't give in to force. A cold smile played on its lips: "Is that so? How exactly is it difficult?"
The lamp wick materialized into its true form, and the flame on its head cooled to a minimum temperature, so that it wouldn't burn anyone even if it leaned against them. Its little tail wrapped around the man's finger, whimpering sweetly.
The man narrowed his eyes and approached the Heavenly Dao. The two began to exert their pressure on each other again. Jiang Yan was caught in the middle and felt uncomfortable. He said, "Let's each take a step back and not fight. It's not good to destroy things on your turf."
Jiang Yan addressed the heavens.
"You've certainly shown some wildness; what do you take this Heavenly Dao for?"
"The Way of Heaven?" The man scoffed. "Your position was created by me, so what right do you have to criticize me?"
The Heavenly Dao's expression turned cold. Ten thousand years ago, there was no supreme god or Heavenly Dao, and the world was in chaos. Then, a person appeared who used his cultivation to create countless small worlds and granted them power.
The world remained stable for a thousand years; a thousand years later, order was disrupted.
Two systems emerged: one was the Supreme God, and the other was the Heavenly Dao. In a sense, everything belonged to him; he had the right to bestow it, and he could also take it back.
The Heavenly Dao's face was gloomy.
Dengxin saw that her husband had driven the person he hated to the brink of defeat.
They immediately started to act arrogantly, like a fox borrowing the tiger's power.
The little tail is untied, the little wick stands upright in the air, and the end of the string sways.
"I already said it was a glass lamp! You're blind, you only see me burning it, you don't see it provoking me! Sir, if you don't want your eyes, just donate them, you're really annoying!"
Heavenly Dao: "Xiao Li is innocent by nature, what nonsense are you spouting!"
Lamp Wick: "Who's talking nonsense! He provoked me first! I know you like that glass lamp, so you're always looking out for me! He even blamed my flame for burning him when he sneezed!"
Tian Dao's gaze darkened. "Insolence!"
The pressure was so intense that even the lamp wick was a little scared, mainly because his body couldn't hold on. He quickly shrank back into the man's arms, peeking out his small head still smoldering with flames, and continued to curse: "You big idiot! Humph! I have my husband! I don't care about your truth! Hug your broken glass lamp and live on, who can outlive you!"
Jiang Han couldn't help but let a smile appear on his tense face.
Tian Du was furious. "I should have thrown you into the Heavenly Prison right away!"
Why bother going to some small world? Jiang Yan will take care of it anyway.
Jiang Han is not Jiang Yan's biological brother. He was just an egg that a man picked up. After being hatched, he gained sentience and grew up by Jiang Han's side. Jiang Han treated him like a younger brother and gave up his position in the Heavenly Dao to become the main god.
Life was really dull and boring. The main god was like an emperor. He seemed to have great power, but he was also troublesome. When Jiang Yan grew up, he gave up his position to him and went to the small world to train.
Previously, it was all about fighting monsters and leveling up.
Either save the world.
One day he met a cute little guy who was clumsy, silly and a bit socially awkward. He then followed in his footsteps and deliberately avoided certain parts of the world, just to meet him again.
There were many dimensional memory screens in the middle, until one of them was unlocked, and I understood why he entered the small world. Later, the punishment was erased, the mechanism was changed, and the little guy could play as he pleased.
Jiang Han didn't want to waste words with them.
Heaven punished the lamp wick for no reason, all for the sake of the glass lamp.
He could also, for the sake of the lamp wick, inexplicably remove the Heavenly Dao from their posts, forcing them into ten lifetimes of reincarnation.
Jiang Han took the lamp wick with him.
He was in high spirits, and Dengxin felt like he had finally gotten his revenge.
It felt amazing.
happy!
That stinking Heavenly Dao, and the Glazed Lamp, are both bad things!
If her husband hadn't arrived quickly, she would have been in real trouble.
It feels so good to have someone to rely on.
Jiang Yan desperately tried to rescue the people, not daring to send them into the extremely evil world.
He also wanted to plead with Jiang Han, but he couldn't find him.
*
Who exactly are you?
The wick, wagging its little tail, hovered in front of the man, its flame head even trying to kiss him.
Jiang Han laughed: "Your husband, don't you remember?"
My husband remembers, of course, but...
"Why are you able to punish the Heavenly Dao?"
Jiang Han: "In the beginning of chaos, out of boredom, I created the Three Thousand Worlds. Without the Three Thousand Worlds, there would be no Heavenly Dao. The position I gave you can naturally be taken back."
The lamp wick's eyes were shining brightly. She had been afraid that without the support of the main god, she would be in big trouble. Her dear husband had such a powerful background. If she had known, she would have stayed in the small world and walked sideways like a crab.
The little wick is like a fox borrowing the tiger's power.
But the baby isn't a bad guy; he won't do anything bad.
"So, who's stronger, you or the Supreme God?"
"He was a child I found and raised."
"Huh?" The little lamp wick started bouncing again, looking the man up and down, left and right, front and back. The main god is so big, could he be an old monster?
"How old are you?"
The little guy sticks his butt out, and he knows what he's thinking. He wraps his fingers around the end of the wick and rubs the little fire's face with his thumb. "You think I'm too old?"
"Hehe." Wagging its little tail, it didn't offer a single explanation.
Jiang Han flicked his little tail lightly and said, "I don't remember. Anyway, I won't die, and living is boring..."
Before he could finish speaking, Dengxin transformed into human form in a flash. Thinking he was about to commit suicide, Dengxin quickly covered his mouth, his round eyes wide open. "You're not allowed to die! There are so many delicious things in this little world that you haven't tried yet, and so many fun places. You're sure to find joy in life. You can't die!"
The man chuckled softly.
She took the little hand away and said, "Those things don't mean much to me. But what's important is my little darling. Can you stay with me forever?"
The lamp wick smiled shyly, "Am I your little darling?"
Jiang Han: "Yes."
Lamp wick: "Hehe."
Smiling like a little fool, the man's heart softened, and he hugged and kissed the baby. But then the wick turned back into a wick, and he only kissed the air. The wick said, "Okay, I can reluctantly stay with you, but you have to listen to me."
Jiang Han asked with a smile, "What will happen if I don't listen?"
The little creature was good at reading people's expressions. Seeing that the man was smiling as he spoke to him, he chuckled and said, "If you don't behave, I won't want you anymore."
Jiang Han: "No, choose another one."
The wick was obedient and was replaced without hesitation: "Fine then, if you don't behave, you'll have to lie down and do zeros."
Jiang Han: "This one won't do either, let's try another one."
The wick: "I'm not changing it anymore. Changing it again won't punish you anymore."
Jiang Han smiled and touched the flame of the small lamp wick with his fingertip. "Alright, I'll take you to where we'll live from now on."
"Hurrah."
The flames flickered twice, indicating his good mood.
The chaos resembled a thick fog, invisible and intangible. The wick felt as if it had been 'blind' for a long time, when suddenly the fog parted and it stepped into a fairyland.
He's practically blinded by his own happiness.
Heavenly Palaces and Pavilions.
The flowers in the mist are like fire and snow, blooming in clusters, vying for beauty, with colorful rays of light. The beauty is unreal, yet it is truly presented before our eyes, making people intoxicated and mesmerized.
Little Lampwick has seen many worlds and many magnificent buildings, but this is the first time he has seen a palace floating in the clouds, like a dream.
The palace floor was also paved with white marble.
The dome was extremely high, inlaid with tiny gemstones that shimmered in the light and shadow. The pillars were outlined with gold powder and carved with lifelike auspicious dragons and beasts. The man took the lamp wick to the bedroom, where the baby saw a golden nanmu bed inlaid with luminous pearls. The whole bed looked radiant and luxurious.
There are also bottles made of glass cups on the side.
The lamp wick pursed his lips. He was already annoyed by the sight of the glass, but it was indeed more valuable than glass, and it would be a pity to smash it. He was just thinking about having Jiang Han move the glass away when the glass bottle disappeared in the next second.
The lamp wick stared wide-eyed and looked up.
The man smiled slightly at him and said, "Things that the baby doesn't like shouldn't be here."
The little lamp wick, now possessing sentience, shouldn't be spoiled like this.
It will spoil him.
But there are always people willing to spoil them.
They're happy to spoil them.
"Don't be so nice to me, I'm not used to it."
The lamp wick wiggled its little tail, but on the way here it transformed back into its original form. It's good to have your own body; you can change however you want.
Jiang Han: "Was I bad to you before? Why aren't you used to it?"
Dengxin spoke frankly: "You used to be nice to me, so I thought you were just an ordinary person. Now that you're being so nice to me, I... I'm afraid you'll betray me."
He sounded a little guilty as he said the last sentence, and then secretly glanced at the man. He was showing himself in his true form, so others could only see a tiny flame flickering. But when Jiang Han looked at his baby, he could see two lively and alert eyes even in a ball of fire.
The next second, the man pressed his head down with his thumb, splitting his 'head' apart.
Hate.
She transformed back into human form, put two fingers together, and flicked a small flame at her fingertips. The flame wasn't very hot. She then threw the small flame at the man, flicking several balls of fire with her fingers. Jiang Han's clothes were made of ancient black silk, which was impervious to water, fire, and even swords and spears.
The little flame could only bounce around on him.
Just like its owner, it's adorable.
"Don't press my head down, my head is very precious!" After putting away the fire, he raised his hand to rub his cheeks, then touched his head, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his head was fine.
Jiang Han rubbed his face and cupped his cheeks, asking, "Are you still afraid I'll sell you?"
"You betrayed me, I'll chase you down and burn you! I just burned the adults and that glass lamp. Although I didn't burn their clothes, I certainly gave them a fright." He couldn't help but laugh as he spoke, first trying to suppress his laughter, but then he felt increasingly satisfied and burst into laughter. After laughing his fill, he said, "Finally, I've vented my anger!"
Jiang Han raised an eyebrow slightly: "He exiled you to a small world, and burned you to vent his anger?"
The wick waved its hand dismissively.
“But if I hadn’t gone to the small world, I wouldn’t have met you. I would probably still be lighting lamps for the adults, and I would probably be there to light their way while they were having an affair.”
The mission of lights is to bring light to those in need.
If he hadn't developed intelligence, he might have just been an ordinary thread. The fire in his head is intelligence; without it, he might have become a mindless fool.
That's why he resisted Jiang Han touching the fire on his head.
She was afraid that if the man put out her fire, she would become less intelligent.
"Baby."
"Um?"
"You're so good."
The girl clung to the man's arm, whimpering, "How obedient am I?"
Jiang Han: "Very, very well-behaved."
Lampwick: "How very, very well-behaved is he?"
Jiang Han smiled and put his arm around the little guy's slender waist: "You're so well-behaved, I can't believe it."
Suddenly, Dengxin changed the subject: "Can you call me 'brother'?"
Jiang Han: "...Hmm?"
Lampwick: "Call me 'brother,' and I'll protect you from now on."
Pat her little chest.
He wasn't tall, but he had a commanding presence.
Jiang Han smiled, narrowing his eyes, and called out, "Brother."
Lampwick: "Am I going to be the boss from now on?"
Jiang Han: "Do you want to?"
The lamp wick looked up at the man, a smirk playing on her lips, and hummed, "Yes."
Jiang Han thought for a moment and said, "It's okay off the bed, but not on the bed."
When the lamp wick returned, its mind seemed to have been purified; without those paints, its entire little head was clean and clear. It puffed out its cheeks and asked, "Why?"
The more innocent he acted, the more infatuated Jiang Han became, wishing he could strip him naked immediately and make him cry out, "Brother, no! Husband, no!"
Just thinking about it makes my ears tingle.
"Because you are... beautiful, you are only suitable to be obedient in bed."
I understand. I'm afraid we'll end up putting it into practice in bed if we keep talking, so I'll change the subject. "My true form is a lamp wick. Do you have a true form?"
Jiang Han: "No."
Lamp Wick: "Do you prefer me as a lamp wick, or as a human with a pretty face?"
Jiang Han: "I like your soul, and I like your wick. Beauty is an embellishment, not a necessity. If you are ordinary, as long as your soul is you, I will still like you."
The little guy also knew magic and could change his appearance, but it didn't last long. As soon as Jiang Han finished speaking, he silently recited the incantation and immediately changed his appearance, becoming thick-waisted and muscular, with a full beard, small eyes, a flat nose, and thick purple lips. Even his voice was very deep: "Do you like me like this?"
Jiang Han: "..."
I knew this little thing was up to no good.
"like."
The lamp wick made another hand gesture, transforming into a thin bamboo pole with a sunken face, a large black mole next to its nose, and thick, black lips, as if its spirit had been drained by a monster. When it transformed again, its eyes were bright, and the baby was still the baby.
Jiang Han's eyes remained gentle and tender, showing no sign of disdain: "I like it."
The lamp wick changed many times over, but the man remained as sincere and honest as ever. Until finally, the little guy turned into a pile of poop, with a tiny flame on his head, shouting, "Dare you kiss me?"
Jiang Han was speechless, his lips twitching slightly.
He didn't say anything.
The tiny flame on the lamp wick's head leaped twice and asked, "Aren't you afraid to kiss me?"
Jiang Han coughed: "At least I have to become a different person. I don't have any weird quirks."
Lampwick: "Didn't you say that my soul is me, and that I love all kinds of people? Why is becoming like this considered a quirk?"
Jiang Han had a headache. With a flick of his sleeve, a water mirror appeared in front of the lamp wick, containing a stinky poop. To make it realistic, the small flame turned into flies, buzzing around him. It smelled disgusting.
The little guy let out a soft cry, then turned back into a lamp wick, and flew to Jiang Han's ear.
Feeling embarrassed, she couldn't help but whisper in his ear, which aroused Jiang Han's disgust. Helpless, she covered her eyes with one hand and forced herself to suppress it.
Lampwick: "Yue, okay yue, it's a little bit bad yue."
Jiang Han coughed and turned his head away.
I don't want to hear the baby gagging anymore.
He felt like vomiting too.
I have no idea what's going on in that little brain of theirs. Turning into a human isn't enough, they have to turn into something else...
He sighed helplessly.
"Yue, what should I do? I feel so disgusted just thinking about what I just did."
Jiang Han: "A shower will make you feel better."
The wick obediently went to wash, but as it washed, it felt nauseous, pouting and muttering, "Why do you have to show me the mirror? How annoying!"
Jiang Han helped him wash his hair and massaged it while coaxing him, "It's my fault, don't be angry. Getting angry will cause wrinkles."
The man scooped up some water from the bathtub and splashed it on his face to freshen up. He then climbed the steps of the bathtub, grabbed a bath blanket from the bath rack, and wrapped it around the little guy's waist, covering his private parts.
The wick snapped its fingers, and a cigarette appeared in the air. The little guy held the cigarette between two fingers, about to bring it to his lips, when it was snatched away by a large hand. The little guy's eyes widened. "What are you doing?"
Jiang Han: "Children shouldn't smoke."
Dengxin clicked his tongue. "You don't know, I used to follow adults around all the time. He always listened to the book. A man, after the act, a cigarette is like heaven. It's the same after a bath. For successful men, cigarettes are a must. Just now you were like a little servant, wrapping me in a bath towel. If I had a cigarette then, I would have felt so powerful."
As she spoke, she raised her little head high.
To men, she's incredibly cute.
I turned the cigarette in my hand into a lollipop and stuffed it into the little guy's mouth. The cigarette wick made a soft "hmm" sound, and the taste of the lollipop spread in his mouth. Just as I was about to get a little angry, the sweet taste, with a hint of orange, rolled on my tongue and it was actually quite delicious.
I reached out and squeezed the candy stick, then took it out; the sweetness was still lingering in my mouth.
After swallowing several times until his mouth was tasteless, he put the lollipop back in his mouth, twirled it around, and continued swallowing. Only then did he belatedly look up and say, "Why did you give me a lollipop? Only little kids eat these things!"
She said she was going to stuff a lollipop into the man's mouth.
It tasted sweet in his mouth, and he was reluctant to part with it. It was almost at his lips, but he turned and put it back in his mouth. He said, "I've licked it before, it's not clean. I'll let it go this time, but next time I'll light a cigarette."
Jiang Han smiled, wiped the water off his body, carried him to the bedroom, and placed him on the tatami mat. The little guy immediately transformed into his true form, a flame with a string hanging from his head to control the temperature so as not to burn the quilt. He lay on the bed, rolling and kicking.
The man cast a spell, and the little guy turned back into human form.
As the man pressed down on her, even she couldn't resist. She pouted her little mouth, wanting a kiss. Time seemed to stand still, regardless of day or night, and they didn't know how long it lasted.
The small flame atop the lamp wick would sometimes blaze into a raging inferno, and other times wilt down to the size of a thumb flame. He couldn't control it. If Jiang Han hadn't used magic to contain his overflowing fire, it probably would have burned down the entire palace.
...
...
"Why is there no one in such a large palace?"
"Everything here can be obtained with a thought, without servants. Want it?"
Otherwise, it wouldn't bring other living beings to the heavens. It can create people from clouds, and whatever the baby wants, it will have.
The thought of him serving as a "lamp-bearer" over there breaks my heart. His baby should be cherished and protected, and should not suffer the slightest hardship.
"I'd heard there were celestial attendants in heaven, but it turns out they don't have to be."
"It's possible."
With a flick of his sleeve, the man conjured two rows of people in the hall, ten in each row, all girls, who called out in unison, "Your Majesty."
Lamp wick: "..."
She looked up at the man and asked, "Was he calling you?"
Jiang Han smiled, touching the little face with his hand: "I'm calling you."
The space was too large, and the house was too magnificent and luxurious. Even if twenty immortal servants were created, the space would still be far from full. The little guy wagged his tail and looked around.
Jiang Han stayed by his side.
The space in the sky is infinitely long. Even if you try to fly, it's like Sun Wukong not being able to escape the Five Finger Mountain. After wandering around for a long time, it seems like you haven't moved more than a few inches. The lamp wick pursed its lips, turned into a person, plucked a peony, and wanted to put it on the man's ear.
Jiang Han covered his mouth with his hand and said, "I don't like this."
The little one blinked and said, "Peony is beautiful."
Jiang Han: "You look better in it."
The wick: "Why? I folded it specifically for you."
Jiang Han smiled and took the peony from the boy's hand, tucking it behind his ear. Flowers should be paired with beautiful people. The little guy was soft and cute, like a little meatball. The man moved his hand to the back of the boy's head, holding it in place with a little force. The next second, his lips pressed against the boy's, kissing him fiercely and urgently.
The wick whimpered, and the man's strength increased.
The peony tucked behind their ears fell off as they moved. Suddenly, they remembered the system's message: [Ding! Golden finger has arrived! Tens of thousands of taels of gold! Wherever you point, there's gold!]
He struggled to pull his mouth out, but Jiang Han was too domineering. His mouth was like a toilet plunger, blocking it completely. He finally managed to break free, but the man got angry, cupped his face, and bit his cheek.
The teeth marks were clear; the lamp wick had stepped on his foot.
After stepping on it, he said, "I'll perform a spell for you; it's a reward from the system."
Jiang Han raised an eyebrow: "Hmm?"
The lampwick looked down at its two hands, tapped a fallen leaf with its left hand, and the green leaf immediately turned golden, even gaining a certain hardness. The little guy's eyes lit up, and it squatted down to pick up the golden leaf and show it to Jiang Han.
“Look, the golden turtle said that wherever I pointed, there would be gold, and it really turned into gold.”
Jiang Han smiled: "Great."
The wick puffed out its cheeks again. "But... this gold is useless to me." Its eyes suddenly lit up. "Honey, let's go to the Little World?"
"Hmm? You don't like it here?"
Lampwick: "It's just the two of us here, it gets boring after a while."
Jiang Han: "Are you bored?"
He used to find things boring, but now that he has a baby, every day is new and exciting.
Lampwick: "How boring! I want to spend the gold I've lit, but I can't spend any money here."
Having finally acquired a cheat code, of course I have to use it.
"Give me a kiss, and I might consider it."
The lamp wick poked the man's arm: "Hey! I'm the boss! The underlings should listen to their boss, or I'll have my henchmen tie you up, lock you in a dark room, and whip your ass!"
The man gave a half-smile: "Stop calling me a lackey. Lock me in a dark room and smoke me yourself."
Lampwick: "Why are you asking for a beating?"
Jiang Han: "Baby feels good when he does it."
The wick's yellow hair had faded, and he couldn't understand things instantly. It took him a while to realize what was happening. He clenched his fist and punched the man on the back, but not with much force.
"Hurry up, I'm the boss, you promised me."
"Really? I don't remember. Give me a kiss, maybe I'll remember."
"If you keep doing that, I'll get angry!"
The little flames were already leaping and jumping around. Jiang Han smiled and said, "Give me a kiss."
"three."
Jiang Han: "I'll do whatever you say if you give me a kiss."
"two."
The eldest son's authority is not to be challenged. If he only gets one kiss this time, he'll want two next time. He doesn't want the wick, and the little flame is jumping around again, so he's probably unhappy.
The man didn't dare ask her to kiss him again. He hugged her face, lowered his head and kissed her softly, then laughed, "Okay, if you won't kiss me, I'll treat you. Let's go."
After saying that, without giving the little guy a chance to get angry, the scene instantly changed.
Before them stood towering buildings, one after another. They stood by the roadside, where vehicles flowed endlessly, some speeding, some moving slowly, horns blaring, and pedestrians brushing past them. Finally, there was life on the road.
The lamp's attention was instantly drawn, and with giggles and laughter, it dragged the man toward the mall. Suddenly remembering that it had no money, it had a brilliant idea. It picked up a fallen leaf, put two fingers together, and in the blink of an eye, the half-green, half-yellow leaf turned into a thin golden leaf. The little guy happily put it to his mouth and bit it, and the golden leaf immediately dented a corner.
Dengxin handed the gold leaf to Jiang Han, her eyes shining, and asked, "Look, is it real gold? Can I exchange it for money?"
The man smiled and asked, "Yes, what would you like to buy?"
Lampwick: "I'll buy you a nice outfit."
Jiang Han thought the baby was going to say she wanted to buy food, but she didn't expect her to want to buy clothes for him. Oh, how could she be so sweet?
"Really?"
"Yeah."
The two went to a gold shop first to exchange the gold for money. The gold leaf weighed about 10 grams. The gold price was over 600, but the buyback price was 590. They exchanged it for 5,900. They happily dragged her husband to the mall.
Jiang Han is rich.
But his wife is willing to spend money on him.
He's also willing to be a kept man.
When Dengxin went up to the third floor, he smelled the aroma of food and couldn't help but peek at the roof. The top floor was full of food, and the little guy's mouth watered. But he didn't forget to buy clothes for Jiang Han.
Upon entering the store, I saw a black men's shirt that suited Jiang Han perfectly. He left it unbuttoned, looking every bit the male bodhisattva.
Dengxin tossed the clothes to him and told someone to go into the fitting room to try them on.
He ran to the railing and stared at the rooftop. The aroma of food wafting out made his little one's mouth water. He was so eager to go over and order food right away.
It smells so good.
It must taste delicious.
Jiang Han changed his clothes. His face was already outstanding, and his height was exceptional. The shop assistants couldn't help but blush and stammer when they spoke. They couldn't bring themselves to say the same things they used to say to customers.
Jiang Han hadn't found his wife and was about to frown when he noticed the little one sitting by the railing, gazing longingly at the floor above. He glanced over and immediately understood.
A gluttonous cat.
After changing clothes and paying, I took my baby upstairs to eat.
Everything looked new and exciting to the wick; it wanted to eat everything it wanted.
We ordered a lot; the two of us couldn't possibly finish it all.
Jiang Han sat in a restaurant chair. The little guy couldn't wait to put on disposable gloves and start eating fries, steak, lobster, and all sorts of other things. There wasn't enough room on the table, so they had to use a shelf.
Her little mouth was stuffed full.
He was still eating frantically. Jiang Han looked at him helplessly, took out a tissue to wipe the ketchup from his mouth, and said, "Eat slowly, it's still early, no one will take it from you."
While her little hands were still stuffing food into his mouth, she took a moment to feed Jiang Han a bite of shrimp meat, saying indistinctly, "So delicious, so delicious."
Her bright eyes curved into crescent moons, and her whole face radiated a unique glow from pure joy.
The man gazed at him, feeling a tingling, ticklish sensation in his heart, as if brushed by a feather. He couldn't help but cup the boy's face and kiss his greasy little mouth. The boy turned his head away, swallowing the food in his mouth, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Han smiled and said, "It's nothing."
With Xiao Bao, the future is sure to be very interesting.
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