Chapter 206 Picking Seafood During Typhoon
Just as the two were arguing about how to divide the food, a mutant mantis shrimp came running from a distance.
Yang Chen looked at the palm-sized mutant mantis shrimp and said, "What a cute mutant! It's so young and it's being forced out to run a business?"
Xuantian Wushen was just worrying about not having enough food, but now the food is about to arrive.
Said, "Quick, shrimp, get into my pot. It's warm here."
"What the hell? Shouldn't you say to me, Mantis shrimp, let's go?" asked the Mantis shrimp mutant beast in confusion.
"Pipi Shrimp, let's go into the big iron pot!" Xuantian Martial God then said.
Because the mantis shrimp was too young, it immediately believed what Xuantian Martial God said and entered the big iron pot.
"No, you little bastard!" Yang Chen was horrified when he saw this scene. He was so young, but he was really going to be a cannon fodder?
"Oh, it smells so good! Oh~"
But soon, the law of true fragrance made Yang Chen change his mind.
"Recently, a lot of mutant beasts have been heading towards our territory. What's going on? We clearly didn't order any takeout."
Neither Yang Chen nor Xuantian Wushen could understand why this situation occurred.
After a while, Yang Chen and Xuantian Martial God both understood what was going on.
"I understand. It's because of the recent typhoon, right? These mutant beasts need to find shelter, and our territory is the best shelter around here."
Xuantian Martial God's words enlightened Yang Chen, and he said, "Hearing you say that, I just realized that it's already a typhoon day. However, it seems that there is no wind at all, and it's still a bit stuffy."
After hearing what Yang Chen said, Xuantian Martial God froze into a monument, because he felt cold just listening to Yang Chen's words.
"It is said that typhoon weather is the best time to find seafood on the coast. Shall we go over and take a look?" said Xuantian Martial God.
Yang Chen listened to his suggestion, so he took the typhoon bus with him and flew to the seaside.
At the beach, Yang Chen saw a large number of seafood running on the beach.
It turns out that seafood is not suitable to stay in the water during typhoon days because they are afraid of lack of oxygen, so they run to the shore to do aerobic exercises.
Yang Chen grabbed a SpongeBob SquarePants and a Patrick Star and asked, "Which beach can I catch more expensive seafood?"
"Oh, if you want to eat crab buns, you can go to the Krusty Krab! Hahaha!" SpongeBob smiled wickedly and pointed to the location of the Krusty Krab.
Xuantian Wushen, however, held onto Patrick and refused to let go: "This is so cute! He wants to follow me home! ~"
"Hey, what are you doing? Let me go, ahhhhhhhhh!!!" Patrick roared.
Then Xuantian Martial God felt angry, "Go!"
Patrick was simply treated as a skipping stone and sent back into the sea.
Patrick was deprived of oxygen and foamed at the mouth because he entered the sea during a typhoon.
"No! Patrick!" SpongeBob went crazy when he saw the dead Patrick.
Just at this time, Yang Chen and Xuantian Wushen came to the Krusty Krab restaurant and took Mr. Krabs away.
"I'm not the most delicious seafood! The most delicious seafood is Mr. Krabs!" Mr. Krabs exclaimed.
Upon hearing this, Mr. Krabs was so frightened that he jumped more than ten meters high, instantly breaking the Olympic record.
He then dug a burrow and escaped.
Yang Chen and Xuantian Wushen built a bonfire on the beach. With the help of the air brought by the typhoon, the flames rose to a height of three meters.
The two shared Mr. Krabs, and Yang Chen ate the crab roe.
"Shock! Mr. Krabs actually has Krabby Roe?!!!"
Yang Chen was shocked.
However, the one who was even more shocked was Xuantian Wushen, because his hand was burned by the fire and he only discovered it now.
"I forgot to check the almanac before going out today. If I had known, I would have checked it. Otherwise, my hand wouldn't have been burned."
Yang Chen felt that what Xuantian Wushen said was not quite right, so he explained, "The fortunes in the almanac are not accurate, because you can't be sure that going out on a certain day will bring bad luck, and then you go out and find that good luck comes one after another."
"So have you looked at the almanac?" asked Xuantian Martial God.
"Of course I checked the almanac. It says there will be a good harvest today," said Yang Chen.
"I usually use the almanac as toilet paper. If you don't believe me, just check for yourself to see if today's date matches?" Yang Chen said as he took out the wrinkled almanac from his pocket and showed it to Xuantian Wushen, fearing that he wouldn't believe it.
"No need to look, there is no firewood left, so light the fire at this almanac rhythm."
"Oh no, it's too much, it's too much!" After Xuantian Wushen threw the almanac into the fire, the flames shot up directly, and he hurriedly sang Huang Yusheng's "Over the Fire".
"I once gave you too much..." Then he took the firewood out while singing.
"Indeed, you gave too much firewood. You should add it slowly. You can't throw it all in at once, otherwise the flames will grow very high."
Yang Chen instructed carefully.
During the typhoon, the two of them roasted a fire on the beach and soon froze into a monument.
When the two woke up, it was already autumn.
Yang Chen then returned to the territory with Xuantian Martial God, only to find that the people in the territory were harvesting crops.
After all, it is the harvest season.
"Sure enough, I said that the almanac I saw said that there would be a good harvest today." Yang Chen said proudly.
"Oh, that's fine. We've been frozen for a whole season, so that counts as one day? Although it feels like only one day has passed." Xuantian Martial God said in disbelief.
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