Chapter 65 Teacher Detection System
The next morning.
Bai Yang yawned and lazily lay down on the desk. Recently, he has been focusing on the radio. After evening self-study, he would go home and turn on Guai Liang Wu to chat with BG4MSR and discuss ways to slow down time and reverse the future with his father Uncle Wang. He would stay up late every day and have to go to school the next day.
So he would fall asleep when he arrived at school in the morning. Every time the teacher passed by his seat, he would pat his shoulder with the textbook in his hand.
Baiyang would wake up every time he was tapped. Over time, Baiyang formed a conditioned reflex and evolved a teacher detection system. He relied on acoustic radar tracking and established a teacher behavior model in his brain. When he found that the teacher was about to pass by, he would sit up straight. After the teacher passed by, he would fall drowsy.
So he was always like this during class:
Left side, acoustic radar tracking is normal! Telemetry signal is normal! Teacher's actions are normal!
On the right, the acoustic radar detects the target!
The telemetry signal is normal! The teacher is acting normally!
Teachers are separated into first and second levels!
The teacher throws the fairing!
Teacher's solar panels unfolded!
The whole audience burst into applause - usually at this point it means that Bai Yang is sleepy and dreaming.
This system sometimes worked and sometimes didn't. My sleepy brain didn't respond to the radar warnings, and I was repeatedly caught by the head teacher. Teacher Liu called Bai Yang to the office during the break and asked him, "Bai Yang, what's wrong with you? Why do you always fall asleep in class recently? Did you stay up late to read novels or play games?"
Bai Yang: No, don’t worry, teacher. I definitely don’t have any. Ahhhh—hmm—(yawn)
The teacher was very disappointed with you and knocked on the desk with his knuckles sternly, saying that if you keep sleeping like this, you will fall from the level of China Southern Airlines to China Southern Airlines.
From Nanjing Airlines to Nanchang Airlines.
Nanchang Airlines is Nanchang Airlines, Bai Yang thought, what's wrong with Nanchang Airlines, isn't Nanchang Airlines an airline?
He was too tired.
"Little Aries! Little Aries!" Someone pushed Bai Yang.
Bai Yang was sleeping on the table. He knew who was harassing him without looking up. He pushed the hand on his shoulder away and said, "Can you please stop disturbing my sweet dreams? Young Master, I'm sleepy."
"There's something to eat, do you want to eat?"
"No." Bai Yang said.
A few seconds later, he heard a crisp chewing sound. It turned out that He Leqin, that bastard, didn't give him the food. He ate it himself and chewed it louder and louder.
This guy just doesn't want him to sleep well.
"You've been sleeping more than me lately. Some people in class call you a sleeper, you know that?" He Leqin said, "After all, not everyone can sleep on a chair with their back to the sky and their mouth open."
"roll!"
Bai Yang doesn't want to recall those socially fatal scenes.
In the chemistry class, he leaned back in his chair, his face facing the sky, his mouth drooling, and his sleeping posture looked like someone who had died of poisoning in an ancient martial arts movie.
The chemistry teacher called it the heavenly dog swallowing the moon.
"You know nothing. I'm busy every day and night."
"What are you busy with?"
"I'm busy saving the world," Bai Yang said. "The lives and fortunes of hundreds of millions of people depend on me. How much pressure do you think I'm under? How can I sleep well at night?"
Go to class as usual during the day and save the world at night.
If a middle school boy came across this setting, he would surely be so excited that he would tremble all over. How cool and awesome it is. When you walk in the world, you are different from others. You have to use 8848 on your mobile phone, otherwise it will not be worthy of your status.
But why is Bai Yang not excited at all?
He has read so many novels, comics and TV series, shouldn't the normal development be like this: the only male protagonist who knows the truth is sitting alone in the window seat at the back of the classroom, facing classmates who are still struggling with their academic performance, facing teachers who are still preparing lessons, facing the ignorant masses, with a slightly mocking and helpless smile on his face, turning his head to look at the lush green leaves outside the window, his eyes are far away, and his back is profound——
Why didn’t you get this kind of script?
Is the Chinese version of High School Students Save the World different from the Japanese version of High School Students Save the World?
"Good guy, are you the Captain Underpants who goes out to do heroic deeds in the middle of the night?" He Leqin patted Bai Yang's shoulder hard.
"Yes, yes, I am the brave Underpants Captain who goes out to help others in the middle of the night." Bai Yang nodded. "Next time you see news about a weirdo with underwear on his head who bravely captures pickpockets, outsmarts thieves, fights robbers, and even helps an old man who has fallen, then that's me."
"What's Captain Underpants?" Suddenly a girl leaned over and spoke in a crisp voice.
It’s Yan Zhihan.
"This is not suitable for children." He Leqin pressed her forehead and pushed her back. "This is not suitable for children!"
"I'm here to collect homework!" Yan Zhihan broke away from him, "Little Aries hasn't handed in his homework yet, 45 sets of golden test papers!"
Bai Yang took out the test paper from his schoolbag, took a look at it, and his heart skipped a beat.
Damn, forgot to do it.
I finished half of this test paper during evening self-study last night, but forgot about it as soon as I got home.
He pulled his hand halfway out and put it back in.
"What's wrong?" Yan Zhihan asked.
"Brother Yan, Brother Yan, do me a favor." Bai Yang lowered his voice, "Just say I didn't bring it."
The girl opened her mouth, a little surprised, "Really? You forgot to do it?"
Bai Yang nodded.
"Nothing at all?"
"There is still one more page left. I haven't done any of the big questions yet."
Yan Zhihan thought for a moment and said, "Then wait a minute."
She quickly ran back to her seat, pulled out a paper from the pile under the desk, then quickly ran back and stuffed it under Bai Yang's desk.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, Brother Yan! How can you be partial?" He Leqin witnessed the entire evil deal and protested angrily, "When I didn't finish, you were ruthless and impartial, but when Xiao Baiyang didn't finish, you showed leniency? You even copied it for him. How can you do this!"
"Can you be the same?" Yan Zhihan rolled her eyes. "You are a habitual offender. Tolerating you will only make you more arrogant. Little Aries is a first-time offender, so I can give you a chance."
"You are just biased."
"I don't!"
"You didn't give me as much love as you gave to Xiao Baiyang." He Leqin said, "My heart is broken."
“Go to hell!”
Bai Yang copied the answers quickly. He felt that there was probably no other protagonist in the world like him, who, despite carrying the heavy responsibility of saving mankind, bent over the desk to do math homework early in the morning.
But what a precious life this is? The noisy students, the laughing and joking He Dashao and Yan Ge, and the clean and transparent morning light sneaking in through the crack of the door and falling on the podium. Bai Yang thought, if the end of the world comes in a few years, when he recalls these days as clear and bright as diamonds, will it seem like a lifetime ago?
He Leqin is still the same He Leqin, Yan Zhihan is still the same Yan Zhihan, everyone is the same as before, but Bai Yang is no longer the Bai Yang of the past. He knows that this quiet and peaceful life is just the afterglow left in the sky after the sun sets, no one knows how long it will last, no one knows when the long night will come, the sun will not rise after it sets, knowing the truth is painful, and the pain is that when you wake up to cherish that light, it is too late.
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Bai Yang quickly copied the math test paper and handed the two test papers to Yan Zhihan.
Then he put away the gel pen, sat up straight, and looked left and right as if nothing had happened. He felt a little guilty because copying homework was an immoral behavior. Bai Yang's moral standards were obviously higher than He Leqin's. Young Master He could copy all the homework of six subjects without blushing or beating his heart, but no one copied for him.
"Next time you save the world, take me with you." He Leqin put his arm around his shoulders, "I'll be your partner."
"What? You want to be Captain Underpants too?" Bai Yang squinted.
"I'll be Superman in Dingbats!" He Leqin said, "This way I can have a better view!"
The class bell rang.
The first class in the morning is English class.
After English class comes Chemistry class.
School is over after chemistry class.
The above is Bai Yang’s intuitive feeling about the morning class.
Although precious normal life was fading away, Bai Yang couldn't concentrate on the textbooks and exercises. Every second, a voice echoed in his head, saying that there was no point in studying in class, that everyone present would die, and that everything they did was meaningless. Every time this happened, Bai Yang wanted to stand up and yell at everyone to stop attending class, because the world was about to end! Run for your lives!
He also realized that those pretentious high school students who save the world in novels and animations are liars, and the fantasies of middle school boys should not be taken seriously. As the only person in the audience who knows the truth, that person must feel heavy, painful, and tormented. When the real world encounters a huge crisis, no matter what to do, pretending to be cool is definitely the last thing to do.
After school, He Leqin and Yan Zhihan asked him out for lunch.
The three of them chatted as they walked out of the old city along Houbiaoying Road.
There was a lot of traffic along the way. Although there was no sun today, the city was still prosperous under the gloomy clouds. As Bai Yang walked, he looked up and saw the tall and magnificent gray city wall of Biaoyingmen standing before him.
There are three wide doorways, accommodating a total of eight lanes.
A long line was coming towards them on the sidewalk under the city gate, probably a tour group, with men, women, young and old, all dressed in colorful clothes. The leader wore a bright yellow hat, held a small flag in one hand and a small trumpet in the other. They were noisy and chattering and squeezed towards them. The three of them met them head-on under the city gate. Bai Yang and the others had to lean sideways against the wall to let the large group pass first.
Bai Yang leaned against the cold and hard inner wall of the city gate. The gray-black bricks felt rough to the touch. He watched the large group of outsiders passing by and suddenly wondered whether the girl from BG4MSR would also pass under this gate in twenty years?
He walked through the crowd holding on to the wall bricks. Wherever his hand touched the bricks, would the girl also touch the same place?
Bai Yang subconsciously turned his head to look at his hand. He seemed to see a slender hand overlapping with it. The two people passed through the same space at different times, just like passing through the soul and the air. Bai Yang suddenly shuddered.
He turned around suddenly.
"What's wrong?" He Leqin and Yan Zhihan, who were walking in front, stopped and asked.
"Little white sheep?"
The tour group had already gone far away. Bai Yang stared blankly at the backs of that large group of people, his eyes searching.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but at that moment, did a tall young girl with a ponytail, humming a song, wearing a white shirt and long jeans, and carrying a bulging backpack brush past the corner of his clothes?
(End of this chapter)
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