Chapter 126 125. Zhou Yi said loudly: "Baby! Good baby!"
"Good boy?"
"That's it?"
"...Good boy?"
"Change it."
"...Good husband?"
"How can that be considered nice? It's not as affectionate as me calling you my dear husband."
Lei Li raised his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, not giving in, determined to hear from Zhou Yi that he could coax her even better than a baby. "You're so good at coaxing a baby, why can't I be the same? If you want to hear me call you baby, I'll answer you every day."
"My dear husband, my dear baby, my dear Ayi, my dear Ayi baby..."
“…Alright, alright.”
Zhou Yi was so embarrassed that his scalp went numb. He quickly covered Lei Li's mouth and said, "Don't call me like that. Just call me by my name. This is really..."
It's so corny.
He felt like bugs were crawling all over his body.
Lei Li glanced at him and raised his eyebrows slightly, meaning that he would not call anymore and it was Zhou Yi's turn to call.
——Anyway, today, right now, he wants to hear Zhou Yi come up with a satisfactory nickname! If Zhou Yi can't come up with one, he's dead tonight!
——The kind that lies on a death bed!
Zhou Yi was extremely embarrassed.
He was already thirty years old and had never been in a relationship before meeting Lei Li, nor had he ever said sweet words to anyone. It was really too difficult for him to call Lei Li affectionately by her nickname to coax her.
Calling him "good boy" is already his limit.
But Lei Li stared at him.
They looked at each other in bewilderment, their eyes fixed on each other hungrily.
Zhou Yi had no choice but to blush and whisper the two syllables in a low voice.
“…”
“……?”
Being so close, Lei Li couldn't hear clearly and was amused for a moment.
"You usually speak quite loudly, why are you so quiet now? I'm asking you to coax me, not to do anything else. You act like you're being flirted with by me."
As he spoke, Lei Li pinched Zhou Yi's chin, moved closer to him, and coaxed him with a smile, "Be good, just say something nice to coax me, okay?"
"You haven't coaxed me much except on the bed..."
——Even on the bed, Zhou Yi couldn't say anything nice, and just kept repeating the following few sentences:
"Where does it hurt?"
"Let me rub it for you."
"Be good, don't fall asleep yet, I'll carry you to take a shower."
"Are you hungry? I'll make you something to eat. What do you want?"
"I'm sorry, I'll control myself a little more next time..."
Lei Li doesn't like this last type.
After so much effort, I finally hooked the person onto the bed, and you still say that I need to control and restrain myself. Damn it, isn't this just fishing without eating?
There is one more.
In the Dayou Dynasty, partners were called either "Fulang" or "Niangzi", but the meaning of "Fulang" was almost the same as "Madam", which was very official. Even other people called them "Li Fulang" or "Miao Fulang", which is like the modern "Mrs. Li" and "Mrs. Miao".
The more intimate and formal way for a married couple to address each other should be "husband" or "wife", but Zhou Yi never called them that once, nor did he let Lei Li call him husband.
It's so corny and embarrassing.
Zhou Yi couldn't say anything.
To be honest, every time Lei Li called him "husband", he felt an electric current running from his tailbone to the top of his head, a feeling that was both pleasurable, embarrassing and ashamed.
However, Lei Li's calls came naturally and spontaneously, and even when he deliberately acted coquettishly and weakly, he felt justified and it was so natural that Zhou Yi felt uncomfortable and wrong.
He felt too embarrassed to correct Lei Li.
Otherwise, if Lei Li found out that he reacted strongly to such endearments, he would definitely have malicious intentions and use desensitization as an excuse to deliberately call him, tease him, and flirt with him over and over again.
If elders like Liu Ye'er or children like Xiaobao heard Lei Li call him like that, Zhou Yi would be so embarrassed that he would run away.
——But if he were to run away, Lei Li would become even more excited and would like to call him that.
You can die.
But we can’t let ourselves be socially dead like this.
Zhou Yi thought to himself, his face becoming even more embarrassed. Being stared at by Lei Li's sharp eyes, he pursed his lips and tried to raise his voice a little, "...Baby, baby."
"I can't hear you clearly."
"……baby."
"You're too quiet, sir."
“…”
Zhou Yi saw Lei Li's sly and smiling eyes, and he felt embarrassed and held his breath for a while. Suddenly, he became bolder and held Lei Li's face and kissed her loudly, saying with full energy, "Baby! Good baby!"
Is that okay now?
Is that loud enough?
He even kissed her and called out twice. This can be considered as a serious way to coax Lei Li!
“…”
Lei Li didn't say yes or no. Instead, his mischievous eyes suddenly flicked behind Zhou Yi, and he chuckled briefly, "Someone heard it."
“…”
Zhou Yi turned his head a little late to look, and suddenly it was stuck.
They are my grandpa and grandma.
There are also Sister Huaer and Xiao Liumu.
Elders and children.
Now it’s complete.
Zhou Yi tried to force out an awkward but polite laugh, but Sister Huaer was very quick-witted. She covered her mouth and laughed secretly, but the sound was very loud and ostentatious.
"Aunt is saying naughty things to uncle! He's grown up and still calling me sweet baby. Daddy wouldn't even call me Xiaomu like that! Aunt is so shameful!"
“…”
Grandpa and grandma were also a little embarrassed and amused. They obviously didn't expect Zhou Yi to be like this with Lei Li in private, and to be so affectionate and loud in the baby's room.
Sister Huaer seemed to remember something and cried out, "Ah!" She quickly called out to Xiao Liumu, "Xiaomu, close the door quickly! Aunt and uncle are going to give birth to a little sister for the baby!"
The door slammed shut.
“…”
My cousin Zhou Yi was really embarrassed now.
And the instigator, Lei Li——
He let out a series of earth-shattering laughter, "Hahahahahahahaha, I shouldn't have called you earlier, now you know you were wrong, hahahaha!"
“…”
Now I know.
It’s really a lesson of face and tears.
This incident seemed to really tickle Lei Li's funny bone. He laughed until tears came out of his eyes and he lay in Zhou Yi's arms. He laughed for a full five minutes before he stopped panting. Zhou Yi almost became autistic from laughing.
"Good boy."
Lei Li's eyes sparkled with a mischievous smile. He touched Zhou Yi's face pitifully and said softly, "
"If Sister Huaer finds out about this, the whole family will know. Not only will my baby be laughed at by me, but my uncles and the others will laugh at him for days too. How pitiful..."
“…”
Just die.
Zhou Yi was really about to become autistic when suddenly a startled cry came from the crib. He immediately forgot about the embarrassment and ran to the crib to see the baby.
"What's wrong?"
“Ah…”
The baby's mouth was flat, and his big black eyes were filled with crystal tears. When he blinked, the little pearls fell down, making him look like a pitiful little thing.
He raised his little hands to show his father with grievance, and cried "ah ah" twice.
The baby's little finger was stuck in the gap of the wooden ball.
The wooden ball was hollow and had many gaps. His fingers were too small and fleshy, so they were easily stuck. He wanted to pull it out, but the more he pulled, the more painful it became. He couldn't help crying in grievance.
Hollow wooden ball...
Zhou Yi sighed inwardly.
He recognized at a glance that this was bought by Lei Li, but such a small ball is not suitable for babies to play with. Not only will it get stuck on their fingers, but children are strong and don't know how to control the weight, so it is easy for them to hit themselves when throwing and swinging the ball around.
The baby is in the stage of exploration and curiosity at this time.
When children first start to pay attention to their hands, they will move and bite them. Not to mention this novel little wooden ball, it would be bad if it bites their mouth and gums and affects teething.
So the toys he gave to the baby were all made of cloth or cotton. Even the wooden horse that Xiaobao gave to the baby was covered with a cotton cover. He also did not give the baby any jade or gold jewelry.
He just didn't notice it at first glance, and Lei Li gave the small wooden ball to the baby to play with. It was round, and he thought it was the small hydrangea that the baby had just played with.
While thinking, Zhou Yi carefully helped the baby get his finger out, then picked up the crying baby and comforted him, "Baby, be good, don't cry, don't cry, daddy will blow on it and it will stop hurting..."
As he said this, he secretly took out the wooden ball that was covered with saliva from being bitten and played with, and hid it.
——Otherwise, if the baby sees it, it might attract his attention and make him like it. If you don’t let him play with it and take it out and put it away, the baby will cry again out of grievance.
“Woo…”
The baby's face turned red from crying.
He didn't understand why his good friend suddenly bit his finger, nor did he understand why his finger hurt. He just felt wronged and sad.
Lei Li looked at the crying baby and felt a little embarrassed. After thinking for a while, he took out a piece of milk bar and dipped it in the baby's mouth.
“!”
What's this!
So delicious!
The baby's eyes widened in surprise, like two sparkling obsidians, staring intently at the white thing in his father's hand. He licked his little mouth, leaned towards his father, and stretched out his chubby little hands.
“Ahh…”
What is this, Daddy?
"Baby, do you want to eat?"
Lei Li smiled evilly and slowly shook the milk bar in front of the baby. Seeing the baby's eager eyes and waving hands, it was written with "I want it very much".
"Oh……"
Daddy, I want...
"You can't cry after eating it."
“Ahhh!”
OK!
The baby waved his hands happily and watched his father unwrap the oil paper of Bai Dongdong with bright eyes.
"He can't eat milk bars yet."
Zhou Yi spoke out to stop this transaction between a big and a small person.
Milk bars are made of milk. Because they are not easy to preserve, they are only shipped from other places to Qingmi County by boat in winter. However, babies cannot eat milk, and naturally they cannot eat dairy products made from milk.
You can drink some goat milk.
"what to do?"
Lei Li pretended to frown, looking very regretful, "Even if Daddy doesn't give the baby food, Daddy has to listen to Daddy, otherwise Daddy won't let Daddy get into bed..."
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
When did he stop sleeping with Lei Li?
Did he ever have that right?!
Zhou Yi covered Lei Li's mouth in shame and anger, glaring at him, but Lei Li only smiled in return.
“Ahhh!”
The baby seemed to understand. He turned around, frowned and glared at his father, looking angry, like a fluffy cream bun.
“Ahhhh!”
Want to eat!
The little baby struggles for food.
Zhou Yi firmly refused, "You can't eat it."
"ah!"
The baby nodded vigorously.
Zhou Yi shook his head again, "You really can't eat it. It will upset your stomach."
The baby was about to cry.
The baby was furious.
He abandoned his father who coaxed and hugged him and threw himself into the arms of his bad father.
“Ahhh!”
I don’t want my dad anymore!
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