Chapter 14 014. Why aren’t you afraid of wearing pants?
"No, stop it first. I don't want to fight you... Lei Li!"
"I didn't hurt you..."
"Leili, don't move... where are you touching?!"
"hiss……"
Lei Li quickly let go of her hand, apologized, and then turned around and blamed her, "If you hadn't refused, would I have used so much force? A grown man is still dragging his feet... Are you okay?"
"……fine."
Zhou Yi recovered and shook his head, "I'll be fine if you don't move."
But let me be honest.
At the moment he felt the pain, he thought Lei Li was so angry that he wanted to castrate him.
It was the first time he had seen someone so ferocious. The proposal was extremely subtle, and the wedding was like bandits coming down the mountain. They would pinch his neck while kissing. It was also the first time he had seen someone touch his private parts like catching a chicken.
I was afraid that the chicken would run away.
——Although he didn’t quite know how others gave it to each other, it was definitely not like Lei Li.
"Let me see."
"……Need not."
"Let me take a look... I'll just take a look, I won't move."
“…Really, that’s not necessary.”
"Husband, be good."
“…”
Zhou Yi shuddered. Every time Lei Li called him "husband", it was always bad news. He was either sarcastic or had a hidden dagger in his smile. But stripping his pants in the dark was shameless enough, and he had to watch...
What's the difference between this and being dead?
Lei Li got off the bed, lit the oil lamp and brought it over, and pulled down Zhou Yi's pants to take a look, but Zhou Yi refused to let her.
"Why are you so shy? I'm a brother, but I'm not as shy as a man like you."
Lei Li had no patience and slapped him on the butt with a loud and painful slap, which stunned Zhou Yi.
When he was an instructor in the army, the title of Black-Faced God was not undeserved. Even if his brothers were itchy and horny, they would not dare to spank him, as that would be plucking hair from a tiger's head.
...Now not only his pants are being stripped.
And got spanked.
He couldn't do anything to Lei Li. He couldn't punish him by making him run ten laps and do push-ups, could he? Lei Li wasn't afraid of him, so it would be strange if he listened to him.
"I see you're alright, so I won't bother you tonight, okay?"
Lei Li slapped him again, and immediately took off Zhou Yi's pants, which he had just put on. He moved closer to the oil lamp and looked at them carefully over and over again.
Except lack of energy.
It seems like there's no problem.
"Hello."
Lei Li asked him, "How do you feel about it now? Will it be useful next time?"
"……able."
It's just that the posture is awkward.
Zhou Yi looked at Lei Li, whose face was almost touching his body, and his face instantly became hot. "...I've finished watching it. Can you stay away from me? And your hand."
"What happened to my hand?"
"Don't pinch it."
Lei Li pinched it deliberately, and seeing Zhou Yi turned his head away and didn't want to see him doing something wrong, he smiled meanly and went up to him and called him,
"Husband, does it feel better when I pinch you?"
"...Didn't you say you'd stop making trouble after watching it?"
“I haven’t finished reading it.”
“…”
Zhou Yi closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Lei Li laughed heartily.
The oil lamp was blown out, and the room fell into darkness, with only moonlight filtering in through the window lattice.
The night is gentle.
Lei Li was lying on the bed, planning to sleep soundly, but when he touched Zhou Yi's legs next to him and found that he had put on his pants, he deliberately moved closer to him and asked, "Hey, are you so scared of me?"
"No."
"Aren't you afraid of what you're wearing pants for?"
"...I'm used to sleeping with clothes on. If you like sleeping naked, I can sleep on the floor."
"Sleeping naked?"
Lei Li noticed this new word and asked, "Does anyone else sleep naked? Without anything on?"
"Some people like to wear nothing at all. Some don't wear a shirt, some don't wear pants, and some just like to sleep in their underwear."
"oh."
Lei Li made a decision, "Then you will sleep naked from now on, and you are not allowed to wear any clothes."
"It's all right, you can be naked if you want..."
wrong.
Zhou Yi suddenly reacted, "Who? Me? Why would I sleep naked?"
"Didn't Doctor Niu say to take it slow?"
Lei Li said, "People don't wear clothes when they are pregnant. You can sleep with me at night without wearing clothes. Once you get used to it, you can get pregnant with me."
“……?”
What kind of logic is this?
Zhou Yi tried to argue, but Lei Li ruthlessly retorted, "You wear my pants all the time. I only have a few pairs of pants. And you always refuse to have a baby with me, so I've torn a pair of my pants."
"You don't have money to buy it, and you don't want to go out to work naked one day, do you?"
"You are a man, you can be naked, but I am your brother, your husband, you can't let other men see my butt."
Zhou Yi was stunned.
No, even though he is a man, he doesn't want to be naked, okay!
How come Lei Li is even better at writing Chinese compositions than when he was in school?
"Ah, why don't you just sleep naked tonight? The sooner you go to bed, the sooner you can get used to it."
"I refuse."
"There's no use refusing."
"Leili! Leili, don't touch my pants... Didn't you say you wouldn't bother me tonight?"
"You forgot."
“I didn’t forget!”
"You forget it now."
"Thunder Li!"
“Tear—”
Zhou Yi's heart was hanging in the air again.
—
In the end, I was forced to get naked.
He was also scolded by Lei Li.
Because Zhou Yi refused to obey, Lei Li tore his pants.
This pair of pants was made just two years ago, and it died heroically after just two years of wearing. This is an unforgivable sin for a miser.
Zhou Yi didn't sleep well that night.
In the morning, his mother Liu Ye'er and father Lei Dashan looked at him eagerly as they held their grandson, asking him to eat two more bowls of rice.
Zhou Yi was so embarrassed that he didn't even want to throw a punch. He wanted to go out for a few laps, but Lei Li held him back and he couldn't escape. He had to be taught how to fight under the kind gaze of the two elders.
We have to go up the mountain today.
Of course, we are not going to pick wild vegetables. Today is not the town market, and the county is too far away. By the time we get there, the vegetables will not be fresh, and we won’t be able to sell them even if we pick them.
Lei Li came here to dig herbs.
In fact, every plant has its own medicinal properties and can be used as a Chinese medicine.
But many people today have seen them, but they don’t know their medicinal effects, nor do they know how to use them in medicine, wasting a treasure trove without realizing it.
Due to the lack of knowledge, people here only regard them as roadside weeds or wild vegetables.
But Lei Li knew.
"How did you know him?"
Zhou Yi is a modern man who can easily obtain knowledge in bookstores and on the Internet, but he only reads those books when he is bored in the army.
Knowledge is scarce here and studying is very expensive. It doesn't seem like Lei Li's family can afford to send him to school.
"I learned it from Dr. Niu."
Lei Li said, "Doctor Niu was originally from the next county. He met a boy from our village at the market and fell in love with him at first sight. But the boy's parents didn't want him to marry off to a poor boy, so Doctor Niu married into the family."
Lei Li glanced at Zhou Yi and said, "It was because of Doctor Niu that I thought of marrying a man to marry into my family. It was also when I went up the mountain to look for herbs that day that I found you."
“…It’s a unique fate.”
Zhou Yi was silent.
If Lei Li hadn't wanted to marry him into the family, he would have probably just ignored him when he saw him lying on the mountain and let him fend for himself.
"In fact, many people wanted to learn medicine from Dr. Niu, but Dr. Niu only asked them to dry herbs, find herbs, and deliver herbs to the county. He never taught them anything, so gradually no one came."
"Why does Doctor Niu look upon you with favor?"
"I've been running errands for Doctor Niu for five years! I've served tea and water, dried and dug herbs, and never complained. Naturally, Doctor Niu likes me."
Zhou Yi nodded. "You are amazing. So many people haven't been as persistent as you. God rewards hard work. You will definitely get what you want."
Lei Li couldn't help but curl his lips after hearing this. "You're quite talkative today, even though I don't quite understand you. You're trying to cheer me up. You can't wear pants to sleep at night. We only have four pairs of pants."
“…I didn’t think about that.”
"I can't even think about it."
"No, since you've been learning from Doctor Niu, haven't you graduated yet?"
"Out."
Lei Li said, "Doctor Niu taught me all the medical skills he knew, but the village already had a Doctor Niu, and the town and county didn't want another boy to be a doctor."
"You're so capable, but you can't get a suitable job because of gender discrimination. It really shouldn't be that way."
"that is."
Lei Li nodded in agreement, "But Doctor Niu has connections with the county doctors, and they needed someone to run errands and deliver herbs to the mountains, so Doctor Niu asked me to go."
"I pretty much rely on this to earn money to support my family."
"Are you still starting out? I see that the houses back home are all made of mud and have thatched roofs. They'll probably leak when it rains. Let's build a good house when we have more money."
“It takes a long time to save up.”
Lei Li glared at him again. "Don't ask so many questions, you son-in-law. My mother has hidden all the money anyway. I don't know how much it is even if you ask me."
"No question."
Zhou Yi is quick to accept advice.
Lei Li felt a bit sorry for being so harsh. He paused and said, "My family was never this poor before."
"My father is the only carpenter in the village. People in Sanlihe Town like to ask him to carve wood to make wooden barrels, tables, stools and benches."
Lei Li said to Zhou Yi while using a grass knife to cut off the newly grown weeds on the road.
"But my grandparents don't like my father. When they see that he has saved money and found a wife himself, they say that since his elder brother hasn't married yet, how can his younger brother get married? They ask him to spend money on his eldest uncle's wedding and building a house."
"My father was also honest. He gave the money directly without signing any receipt. Later, my uncle's son became successful and passed the imperial examination. The whole family took my grandparents and moved to the county town."
"After that, he never paid any attention to our family again."
"Later, Dad worked too much and was exhausted. Mom sent someone to the county to borrow money from my uncle, but he simply disowned us."
"I was still young at the time and couldn't go to work for Dr. Niu. My family had no money, so my father's health deteriorated."
After hearing this, Zhou Yi said, "It's okay. I'll work with you to earn and save money to help Dad get better."
After thinking for a while, he said, "Let Dad practice Tai Chi more and get some sun. Stop weaving bamboo baskets and doing carpentry all the time. It's not good for his shoulders and neck, and it's not good for his spine either."
"I know. Now, stop talking and get to work."
Lei Li squatted down, holding a leaf in his hand. "See this grass? It's called five-fingered hair peach. It's popular in county pharmacies and among landlords. I heard that rich people use it to make soup."
"I see."
Zhou Yi looked carefully, and then found out——
This five-fingered ginseng is exactly the same as the modern one, even the way to make soup with it is the same.
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