Chapter 149 148. When Zhou Yi gets angry, he will also spank his wife
Stay up all night on New Year's Eve.
It symbolizes driving away evil plagues and diseases, looking forward to the New Year, prolonging the life of parents and elders, welcoming the Kitchen God's return to the mortal world, and seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune, etc.
Lei Li dragged Zhou Yi around in the room for the rest of the night, and only went to sleep yawning when the cock crowed. This was another way of staying up all night to bring good luck.
——Working day and night for the birth of a new life, how can that not be considered auspicious and progressive?
Little Jiang didn't see his two fathers last night and didn't look for them. He knew that his brother Xiaobao lived in his house, so he insisted on sleeping in the same bed with his brother. When he woke up the next day and saw his brother, he smiled sweetly with his eyes curved.
"elder brother!"
Xiaobao also smiled at Little Ginger, touched his cute little brother's face, and put on thick clothes and pants for his brother, making Little Ginger look like a little fat ball. He put on his hat, scarf and gloves neatly so that no wind could get in.
It’s cold this winter, so you need to wear thicker clothes to avoid getting sick.
Xiaobao looked at Fat Ginger with satisfaction, put shoes on him and washed him with warm water, then took Little Ginger to have breakfast. By then, the whole family had almost gotten up and were ready to eat.
Only Lei Li got up near noon, and after firing the auspicious cannon, he could have lunch.
The new year begins.
Nothing to do.
Lei Li suddenly had an idea, and he tinkered with it secretly for several days without Zhou Yi's knowledge. Then he mysteriously pulled Zhou Yi back to his room and closed the doors and windows tightly.
"There is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
"Bad news."
Seeing him so serious, Zhou Yi also sat up nervously and couldn't help asking, "Is it about us or our family? Is it about business? Is there something wrong in the capital... or with the Meng family?"
"I can't say."
Lei Li shook his head and took out something wrapped in cloth from the cabinet. It was neat and square like a box, two knuckles high and larger than two palms. It seemed very important that it was wrapped tightly.
"Take a look at this first."
Zhou Yi held his breath and took it, opened it, and saw two books inside. There were no titles, and the pages and covers were quite new. The first thing he saw when he opened it was—
“!!!”
Zhou Yi's face turned red instantly.
There are actually two naked people entangled in the picture. The details are clear, the annotations are crude and clear, and you can see a few blocked words at a glance.
Zhou Yi was so scared that he closed the book with a "snap" and his hands felt as hot as if he was holding a branding iron.
"What do you think?"
Lei Li still looked serious and solemn, but Zhou Yi glared at him fiercely. He felt so refreshed that the corners of his lips couldn't help but curl up. He smiled and moved closer to him, like a naughty cat that had successfully teased a sparrow.
“…”
Zhou Yi avoided his approach and stuffed the remaining book back into Lei Li's arms. He was a little angry and embarrassed at being deceived, and glared at him in anger.
He didn't even need to flip through the pages again; he could figure out what the book was, birds of a feather.
"Why don't you watch it anymore?"
"No."
Zhou Yi, with his ears still red, was tough for once, but he scolded him seriously, "Where did you get such a thing? Have you been to those brothels again? Didn't you promise me you wouldn't go there again?"
"I didn't go."
Lei Li didn't get close to him just now, so she moved her butt to sit on his legs, pulled his hand and rubbed it, put the palm of her hand against her face, and rubbed it in a cute way, which seemed to be flattering and coquettish, but in fact it was teasing and frivolous.
Zhou Yi's ears turned even redder, but he didn't withdraw his hand, trying to maintain his composure and dignity. "Then how do you have this thing?"
"Because I asked someone else to go."
Lei Li grinned playfully, not satisfied with rubbing his palm, and moved closer to kiss him, but Zhou Yi blocked his way with his hand, frowning and glaring.
"You can't bring this thing back."
"What's wrong with this thing? It's just a pornographic book, not a banned book."
Lei Li frivolously kissed his fingers, palms, cheeks, and corners of his lips. She kissed him several times before giving him a firm, lingering kiss.
"Someone like you is so thin-skinned that even a kiss makes your ears and face blush. It would be torture to expect you to come up with new tricks on your own. Why don't I find someone you like and teach you."
"Why that expression? Could it be that my husband doesn't want me to teach him and wants someone else to teach him? Or does he want to go to the brothel and observe it in person?"
"What nonsense."
Zhou Yi's neck turned red from what he said, and he scowled angrily, "Why would I go to a place like that? It's fine if we talk in the room and only I hear it, but if we talk outside and our parents hear it, how can we live as human beings..."
He spoke as if he had a criminal record and was being manipulated.
If he were the county magistrate, the first thing he would do is to close down and clean up all those pornographic places, and make them all work honestly for him. It would also be best to arrest all those who buy and sell children, so as to avoid so many tragedies and murders.
"I'm a human being, right? Even if someone heard you, you can still be a human being...Okay, okay, I promise not to tell anyone, okay?"
Lei Li kissed him several times, until Zhou Yi lost his temper. Then he smiled and said, "If my parents hear it, I'm afraid you'll be so depressed that you won't be able to live anymore. Should I stay a widow or go with you?"
"Don't say such unlucky things."
Zhou Yi knew he was joking, but he still said seriously, "No matter what happens, I won't give up just because I can't get over it. I will hold on, not only for myself but also for you and the child."
"I'm just assuming."
Lei Li kissed Zhou Yi, jokingly but seriously, "But you know me, if my husband is really gone, I can't live without him to warm my bed. It would be fine if I hadn't tasted it before, but now that I've tasted it, I can't eat it anymore. How hard it is to go from extravagance to frugality."
“…”
Zhou Yi was really angry and embarrassed.
Every time he said something serious, Lei Li would bring up the bed. Was it because she couldn't bear to part with him, or his body and bed?
Saying you like him every day is bullshit. This person is shameless.
"I'm serious."
Zhou Yi emphasized again, "If we were ordinary farmers, toiling away for a few cents year-round, and were to encounter a natural disaster, I would definitely make sure you were well."
"My husband is so good?"
"Isn't this what I should do? You are my husband, Jiang is our child, and there is also a father and a mother. I have to take responsibility for everything."
"My husband is so kind."
Lei Li's eyebrows curved, and she kissed him stickyly again, from the corners of his eyes and eyebrows to his lips and chin, kissing Zhou Yi so much that he felt embarrassed and stopped,
"Okay, okay, what was the good news you just mentioned?"
"That's the good news."
"this?"
"Having such a good book to improve a couple's sexual relations, isn't that a good thing?"
Lei Li was confident and playful.
Zhou Yi was silent for a moment, then speechless, and finally compromised and agreed, "I know the good news, what's the other bad news?"
"There's nothing going on during the New Year."
Lei Li smiled ambiguously, glanced at Zhou Yi's body, and dishonestly tried to put his hand into his collar. Zhou Yi caught him and he rubbed and stuck to him.
"I'm afraid it will take a lot of effort for my husband to get too tired to get out of bed. Wouldn't that be bad news? My husband always knows when to stop."
Always?
Just enough?
Are you trying to say he's incapable and incapable?!
Zhou Yi was so angry that he laughed. Rage rose in his heart and he was so bold that he grabbed Lei Li's hands together, pulled off his hairband and tied his hands tightly, then spanked him hard on the butt several times.
“Bang!”
“Pah pah pah!”
No strength was lost at all.
It hurts so much.
Lei Li was shocked and stared at Zhou Yi blankly, which made Zhou Yi feel guilty. He straightened his back and said, "I stopped because I didn't want you to get hurt. Please stop saying things that are detrimental to unity."
How can you secretly say that he is not capable!
He is obviously very good!
Don't think he doesn't know what Lei Li means by sometimes coaxing him to drink a couple of glasses of wine before bed, getting him half drunk so that his body is less under the control of his brain, and then leading him to the bed to make a big fuss.
Although he was a little confused when he was half drunk, he never forgot things. Lei Li's reaction at that time was much more intense than usual. The next day he even praised him for being so good. It didn't seem like he was pretending to be a trick... If he wasn't capable, Lei Li would have given up on him long ago!
"So what if I told you?"
Lei Li suddenly became excited, his black pupils shining like a wolf seeing its prey. He felt happy and thought that he was quite smart today, even tying his hands, which he had clearly refused to do before.
They said that this was a restriction of personal freedom and that there should be no slaves in the Dayou Dynasty.
——Zhou Yi felt that tying people’s hands was either treating them as criminals or slaves, and he would only tie or handcuff people when he was tying up robbers.
"that's all!"
Zhou Yi's ears had turned red again, but he still steeled himself and slapped Lei Li on the butt. This time the force was much smaller, as Lei Li was very unhappy that he hadn't scratched his butt unconsciously at night because it hurt.
"Weren't you very tough and angry just now? Your eyebrows were raised. Why are you weak now? Keep fighting. I don't blame you."
“……?”
Zhou Yi was stunned for a moment, "But I'm spanking you...? Aren't you angry?"
Lei Li was not angry or forgot about the beating, and was even a little excited and happy. So he was not a pervert and had no violent tendencies, so why did he hit Lei Li?
"Then I'm angry."
Lei Li's expression changed very quickly, and he instantly looked ferocious. "I'm really angry now. If you dare to hit me again, I'll get angry!"
“…I don’t believe it.”
"Don't believe it? You actually don't believe me? I'm really angry!"
Lei Li glared at me fiercely, "Don't you want to teach me a lesson? Now my hands are tied by you, I will let you teach me as you please. If you have the guts, just keep beating me until I cry and beg for mercy and never dare to do it again!"
“…It feels like if you dare to fight, your head will fall off.”
"You didn't want me to be angry?"
Lei Li nuzzled up to him and rubbed his face, kissing him with a smile, half frivolous and half seductive, "Just listen to me, hit me harder, make me remember, I won't do it again next time, seriously."
"I am your husband. Doesn't your husband have the responsibility and obligation to correct your husband's bad behavior?"
“…That won’t work either.”
Zhou Yi shook his head firmly. He just spanked the boy because he was angry. Now he is very calm and cannot develop the bad habit of hitting others.
"Stop talking nonsense."
Lei Li used his bound hands to strangle his neck, and said with a forced smile,
"Just hit me if I ask you to, or I'll whip you."
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