Chapter 41 040. Two children in one year, three in two years
"...Thunderbolt."
"explain."
"You're not serious, are you?"
"What else?"
Lei Li raised his eyebrows and went to pull Zhou Yi's pants. Seeing Zhou Yi was as frightened as a little wife and was holding on to the waistband of his pants desperately, he suddenly became more excited.
"Is there anything about you that I haven't seen before?"
“This is different!”
"What's different? It's just a little bigger than usual... No, it's a lot bigger."
"Thunder Li!"
"uh-huh?"
"You must close your eyes and not look! --You are not allowed to touch anything!"
"Why are you embarrassed? You're my husband, and you're going to have a baby with me in the future... Where are you running to?"
A violent upside-down moment.
Lei Li held Zhou Yi's ankle tightly with one hand and pulled his pants with the other hand. Seeing that half of Zhou Yi's body was exposed, he looked at him seriously.
"Isn't this pretty? Why are you hiding it? Are you afraid I'll break it for you?"
“…”
“Tsk.”
Lei Li tutted lightly, as if unhappy, but also as if teasing, "You're silent again."
As he said this, he deliberately lowered his head, pretending to take a step forward. It was very interesting to see Zhou Yi being blocked and tilting his head back desperately, and finally having no way to avoid it, and being angry but not daring to say anything.
"Your face is so red."
"The ears are red too."
"That... is also quite red, and quite temperamental. This little thing, isn't it? It's a big thing, right?"
Lei Li teased Zhou Yi slowly, "It cries when you touch it, just like my husband."
“???”
Zhou Yi was suddenly hit and was almost stunned, "When did I cry?"
"My husband didn't cry, but he looked like he was about to cry, hahahaha..."
“…”
"You're angry and ignoring me again."
Lei Li deliberately frowned, looking distressed. "Why are you so angry? Am I not helping you? A husband should help his husband..."
"I don't want your help."
"I want to help."
“…I can do it myself.”
"You can't."
“…”
Zhou Yi was really a little angry this time.
Lei Li was also really happy. He loosened his hands and raised them up as if to surrender. "Alright, alright, I was wrong. I won't make trouble for my husband anymore. Please forgive me, my husband."
“…”
Smiling.
There is no sincerity at all.
Although Zhou Yi was a little angry, he had no choice but to ask Lei Li not to do it again. However, Lei Li would not listen to him.
So I sulked in silence and cowardice.
"Are you really ignoring me?"
“…”
Zhou Yi was silently angry, thinking, if I don't want to care, why should I care? If I care, will you play tricks on me?
"Husband?"
“…”
Calling me husband again.
Every time you call me that, you have bad intentions.
Zhou Yi didn't even look at Lei Li. He got out of bed and put on his clothes beside the bed. He caught a glimpse of Lei Li's smiling and frivolous eyes, and became even more upset.
"My husband?"
“…”
Lei Li really talks a lot.
Zhou Yi put on his shoes while thinking and went out. Lei Li also put on his clothes and shoes and followed him out. There was no pulling or tugging, but you could see the stalemate between them.
And a little ambiguous.
"Husband, why don't you say anything? Do you hate me? Do you really hate me?"
“…”
"really."
“……?”
How come it happened?
Zhou Yi frowned in confusion and looked at Lei Li, only to see him sigh and shake his head seriously, "I knew it. My husband hates me again."
“…?”
Zhou Yi knew that he did it on purpose, but he still couldn't help asking, "When did I hate you?"
Or again?
Why did it happen again?
“Just now.”
Lei Li said with a playful smile, "You didn't talk to me just now, didn't you hate me? Now you're talking to me again, does that mean my husband likes me again?"
“Neither.”
"Who are you."
"I didn't say anything because I just wanted to be quiet for a while. I didn't hate you just now, I don't hate you now, and I never hated you before."
Zhou Yi spoke frankly, "However, sometimes your behavior does make me a little... a little depressed. You should change it and stop teasing others all the time."
He looked serious and stern, and his rough, scarred face looked a bit ferocious, but Lei Li just thought it was funny.
A tiger that looks fierce but is actually weak.
What’s the difference with paper?
Lei Li stared at him, liking him more and more, leaving Zhou Yi puzzled. "Is there something on my face?"
"A little."
"What?"
Zhou Yi touched his face as he spoke. Suddenly, the person in front of him came over. His face was wet. The person smiled and said, "There's a little saliva."
“…”
Zhou Yi should have expected this, so he wiped his face and said, "You didn't wash up."
"Want to kiss after washing up?"
"No."
"Say that again."
“…Kiss.”
"Eight kisses?"
Lei Li deliberately raised her eyebrows and said with a smile, "It's different now that I've seen the world. It was hard to kiss one before, but now I can kiss eight... Then I'll listen to my husband. I'll go wash up now!"
"……Um."
Zhou Yi has become somewhat immune to Lei Li’s nonsense, but what does “having seen the world” mean?
Have you seen him...?
Seeing the world shouldn't include being lustful, right?
—
Last night, Lei Li pretended to be drunk and made a lot of noise. In the morning, he deliberately made trouble for Zhou Yi again, which made Lei Dashan and Liu Ye'er look at him strangely.
The elders’ gentleness has turned into the kind expectation of holding their grandsons/granddaughters/grandsons, preferably two in a year and three in two years.
Liu Ye'er also boiled two eggs for both of them.
Egg……
Zhou Yi thought of the embarrassing incident with Lei Li just now, and felt very uncomfortable even when eating. After finishing breakfast, he quickly put on his backpack and went into the mountains with Lei Li to collect herbs.
Because I woke up early.
We entered the mountains quite early today. There was a white fog in the mountains. We walked into the mountains on the dew, and our shoes, socks and trouser legs were all wet, but everything around us was fresh.
The air is fresh.
The young leaves are fresh.
Freshly grown mushrooms are fresher.
The day before yesterday, I had picked half a basket of mushrooms, but while chasing a wild boar, I dropped the basket and most of the mushrooms were broken into pieces, and most of them were eaten.
I don’t know if the big wild boar that escaped came back with the little wild boar to take revenge, or if they were eaten by some animal, but in any case, those mushrooms can’t be kept.
Zhou Yi felt sorry for a long time.
It's early now, and many mushrooms are hiding in the dead branches and leaves under the forest, quietly spreading their beauty. Zhou Yi can't control his hands again.
Chicken stewed with mushrooms.
The taste is extremely fresh.
Lei Li's family has a group of hens that have only been laying eggs for two or three months. Those small eggs before were laid by them. They can be used to stew mushrooms.
Zhou Yi will be beaten into a delicious mess.
"A hen lays one egg a day, and on a good day, she can even lay a double yolk. Thirty eggs a month means sixty cents. It's fine if you eat the eggs, but you're going to eat my chicken too?!"
Lei Li frowned and glared.
Zhou Yi felt greedy and guilty, and felt that there was something wrong with these words... He suddenly remembered the strange dream.
[Okay, what do you want to eat? I'll make it for you.]
【chicken. 】
What chicken?
[What else could it be? —Of course it’s the instructor’s. The instructor’s food is so delicious, so love must be there too…]
Zhou Yi's ears suddenly felt burning.
Lei Li stared at Zhou Yi strangely, touched his ear, and saw him take a step back as if in stress, and suddenly found it very interesting.
"My husband, what were you thinking about just now?"
"……nothing."
"Why are your ears so red?"
Lei Li saw through Zhou Yi. He looked big and strong, very experienced and powerful, but in fact, his ears would turn red when he kissed him. Now it was red like this -
"I was wondering why you were like that this morning. Did you have a shameful dream last night? Tell me the truth, were you dreaming about me?"
"...This is just a normal physiological phenomenon. It has nothing to do with whether you are dreaming or not."
"real?"
"Um."
Zhou Yi looked calm, but his ears were red. "This happens unconsciously when a man wakes up from a deep sleep. It's not controlled by the situation, actions, or thoughts."
"Did you dream about me?"
“…”
"Tell the truth."
"have."
"Yes, I have……"
Lei Li looked at him meaningfully, then suddenly whispered in his ear, "How about we try it here? You have parents at home, and you're too shy to do it..."
“??!”
Zhou Yi was shocked and took a big step back. "This is in the mountains. Someone might come up here to chop wood and pick wild vegetables at any time. Lei Li, don't do anything rash."
"I'm just telling you."
Lei Li laughed heartily and said, "You look so scared, as if I were a giant insect that could eat you up."
After that, he stopped laughing and snorted, "If you don't let me eat you, I won't give you chicken. If there's one chicken missing from our house, I'll hold you responsible."
"Of course I won't touch those chickens without your consent."
Although but.
Since the first few days after he arrived, Zhou Yi has not eaten chicken except for the time when he luckily shot a pheasant.
Boiled chicken, salt-baked chicken, soy sauce chicken, mushroom stewed chicken... We couldn't finish them all at home during the Chinese New Year, and now there's nothing to eat. The more I think about it, the more I crave it!
Zhou Yi shook his head with emotion, and suddenly he heard someone scream "Ouch!", as if someone had fallen down.
The two looked at each other.
They all understood that the other party had heard the sound and looked in the same direction. Lei Libian called out, "Who's there?"
"It's me."
Miao Fulang's voice.
Lei Li and Zhou Yi walked through a path with dense vegetation and saw Miao Fulang sitting on the ground. His backpack fell over and the mushrooms inside were scattered all over the ground.
Miao Fulang was carrying his little brother Xiaobao in his arms. Xiaobao was sleeping with his little hands clenched together and his eyes closed, looking very peaceful.
Miao Fulang's fall didn't scare Xiaobao at all.
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