Chapter 60 059. "I want to be with you because I like you..."
"Do you think Qing Ge'er... likes me?"
"Isn't it?"
Zhou Yi was confused. "Before, when he saw me in the village, he would run away from me. But as soon as you came back, he came looking for you, calling you Brother Lei so sweetly..."
Lei Li burst out laughing.
Suddenly, I felt that it wasn't a bad thing for Zhou Yi to be a little slow. No matter how many people coveted him, what did it matter? No matter how cute and beautiful Qing Ge'er was, what did it matter?
All the flirting glances were directed at the blind man.
No.
A fool.
Qing'er's explicit hints and innuendos were not heard by Zhou Yi, Qing'er's tactics of playing hard to get were not seen by Zhou Yi; Zhou Yi ignored the matchmaker who came to propose marriage, and he tripped Gui Fulang who was fanning the flames.
If any other man were to be treated so sweetly, he would inevitably be tempted by something else and become shaken.
Lei Li felt that if he were a man, with money and wealth, he would also like to marry a few more pretty and gentle girls, like Liu Xiaocao and Zhu Zhuer.
His bad temper...
Maybe only Zhou Yi can tolerate him?
"Husband."
"...What did I say wrong again?"
"?"
Lei Li rarely wanted to be gentle, but when he heard this, it seemed like he was picking on Zhou Yi again, and he immediately became unhappy. "You are my husband, what's wrong with me calling you?"
"Not really..."
Zhou Yi said cowardly, "It's just that when you call me husband, it's not a good thing. It's either because I did something wrong or you think I did something wrong again..."
Although he actually did nothing wrong.
But Lei Li said he was wrong, so he was wrong, and if he made a mistake, he would be punished by Lei Li... by kissing him or deducting money.
"You didn't give me much pocket money to begin with, and you found an excuse to deduct it, saying, 'I wanted to give you a few cents as a reward, but you were disobedient again,' and you're not giving me any more."
Zhou Yi couldn't help but complain a little, "When did I not listen to you? I listened to every word you said and did it immediately without delay."
When they opened a shop in the county town, during the days when Lei Dashan and Liu Ye'er had not yet arrived, Zhou Yi cooked the meals and washed the dishes. Even Lei Li's clothes, including her underwear, were washed and hung out to dry by Zhou Yi, who would collect them and fold them again in the evening.
He never had a moment of rest, but not a penny went into his pocket.
Lei Li was originally quite confident, but because he was in a good mood, after hearing what Zhou Yi said, he suddenly felt a little guilty.
"Okay."
Lei Li was rarely kind and asked, "Then how do you want me to compensate you?"
"I……"
Zhou Yi thought for a moment and said, "From now on, you must give me ten...twenty cents of pocket money every month. You can't deduct it for any reason, and you can't delay it by saying you'll give it next month or the month after next."
"OK."
Lei Li nodded. Twenty cents a month was like raising another puppy.
"If you're jealous or angry in the future, just tell me the reason directly. Don't hold it in, and don't be sarcastic or criticize me in a roundabout way."
"That's fine."
Lei Li thought, he was cursing Zhou Yi in a sarcastic tone, but Zhou Yi might not be able to hear it. What's the difference between agreeing and not agreeing?
Anyway, the final right of interpretation lies with Lei Li.
"besides……"
Zhou Yi thought about it, but couldn't come up with anything, so he shook his head and said, "No, there are only these two... Oh, by the way, if you have a child in the future, you can't decide the child's name by yourself, I also have to have a vote."
"What's the meaning?"
"You can't just pick names on your own like you did when you named the calf Da Zhuang or the two puppies Black and White Demons. At least two of my parents and I agree."
Zhou Yi emphasized seriously, "I'm serious. Naming a child is a big deal. You can't be so careless. Especially not Lei Zhuang, Lei Mei, Lei Qiang..."
Lei Li interrupted him deliberately, "How did you know I wanted to name the baby Lei Mei Lei Qiang? Boys and girls are beautiful and strong, and men are strong and powerful. What great names."
"…Are you serious?"
"certainly."
“…”
Zhou Yi opened his mouth and closed it again in a cowardly manner, but thinking about his son being called Lei Qiang, such a rustic name, he still tried to dissuade him.
"How about thinking of a few more names and letting the child pick them out himself? He can call them whatever they find and just follow God's will..."
"Um……"
Lei Li pretended to be distressed, and seeing Zhou Yi's expectant and anxious expression, he reluctantly agreed, "Okay, it's up to the baby to be called. You can't secretly change the name to something you like."
Because he wanted to change it himself.
"certainly."
Zhou Yi nodded innocently, planning to come up with a few more meaningful names to lower the probability of these vulgar names being used.
Lei Li asked again, "Don't you want anything else?"
"there is none left."
Zhou Yi shook his head seriously. After saying so many words and finishing a bowl of porridge, he was about to go out to get another bowl when Lei Li grabbed his arm.
"You don't want me to do something you like?"
"What do I like?"
"This kind..."
Lei Li stuck out her tongue, circled her fingers and made a motion, her wicked eyes flicking towards a certain part of his body, full of teasing and inexplicably alluring.
"Didn't you enjoy last night?"
"yesterday……"
Zhou Yi was confused at first, then he reacted and immediately blushed, covering his part of his body that was excited by the reflex, and stuttered when he spoke.
"Didn't we just do it last night? It's not good to do it so soon. You haven't recovered yet. Let's wait a couple of days..."
"I think I'm fine now."
"But……"
Zhou Yi's voice stopped abruptly.
It was Lei Li who pinched his chin, blocked his mouth, and gave him a long kiss.
Lei Li panted and sat on Zhou Yi's lap, glancing at him with a smile in his eyes.
"I'm going back to the county tomorrow. If I don't work harder today, I'll be back in the store and sharing a room with my parents at night. Do you still have the nerve to have a baby with me?"
"No, sorry..."
"So now shut up and watch me do it, huh?"
"Uh-huh……"
—
Didn't leave the room all morning.
In the afternoon, Lei Li stayed in bed for a rare time and did not go out to work.
Zhou Yi was in and out, sometimes washing plums and peeling longans and bringing them in, sometimes coming in to bring water, and sometimes asking Lei Li what he wanted to eat tonight...
Lei Li was annoyed by the shaking and said he wanted to eat wolfberry leaves, so he sent Zhou Yi into the mountains to pick them.
Zhou Yi didn't go.
"Miao Fulang also went into the mountains this afternoon. I asked him to bring some for me and also asked him to bring Xiaobao to our house for dinner tonight. Don't you like Xiaobao?"
"I like Xiaobao, so why don't you bring Xiaobao here?"
"yes."
"Then I still like silver."
"Don't I earn money for you every day? I can't just make it happen out of thin air..."
"I'm just teasing you."
Lei Li smiled wickedly and suddenly asked him, "Zhou Yi, you didn't want to spend your wedding night with me before, so why did you suddenly agree last night?"
"because……"
Zhou Yi's ears turned red. "Because I like you, we can proceed to the next step."
"If you like me, then you will be with me..."
Lei Li's face also became a little hot, and he turned away and said, "I thought you were just trying to cheer me up, saying you liked me last night... Do you really like me?"
"Um."
Zhou Yi whispered, "I really like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't do... that kind of thing with you."
"If you fall in love with someone else, will you do this with him?"
"Of course not."
Zhou Yi shook his head and said sternly, "I already have you. I won't fall in love with anyone else, let alone sleep with someone else. You don't need to be jealous or have random thoughts about this."
Lei Li naturally knew that he couldn't do it. He was the one who taught his brother how to sleep with him. How could he do that? He couldn't even tell when someone was flirting with him.
But he just likes to make things difficult for Zhou Yi.
"You swear."
"?"
Zhou Yi thought for a moment and raised three fingers. "I swear, if I have even the slightest thought of cheating on Lei Li, I will be impotent for the rest of my life and become a beggar for the rest of my life."
"I believe you."
Even if Lei Li wanted to talk nonsense, he would not dare to make such a cruel oath because he did not want to become a poor beggar.
wrong.
Lei Li narrowed his eyes. "So you didn't want to do it with me before because you didn't like me. And you kissed me even though you don't like me? You stinky rascal."
“???”
Zhou Yi was stunned.
"You didn't even give me a chance to resist before. You grabbed me... and said you wanted to castrate me. You pinched my neck and said you would kill me if I didn't kiss you. How did I become a hooligan?"
Isn't Lei Li a bandit? The kind who forcibly seizes men and kills them if they don't give them to him?
"besides……"
Zhou Yi was a little embarrassed. "It's not that I don't like you, it's just... I just like you as a friend, not the kind that would get you into a relationship or get married..."
"Besides, you always wanted to do it with me before, but it was only because you wanted to have a baby with me, not because you liked me, so I rejected you."
"I don't want to have a baby just because we want to have one, but because of love and anticipation... You must be doing this with me because you like me, right?"
Zhou Yi was a little suspicious.
"Of course."
Lei Li blurted out that Zhou Yi was obedient and could make money, it was pleasant to kiss him and it was also pleasant to have sex with him, and it felt like she would get pregnant soon, so it would be strange if he didn't like him.
He then asked, "What if I can only have one baby, or a boy?"
"Brother is brother."
Zhou Yi said, "As long as it's our child, I like them all."
After a pause, his voice became much softer. "If you fall in love with someone else and have a child with someone else, just tell me directly and don't lie to me that you picked it up, okay?"
“……?”
Lei Li was also a little confused when he heard this. Although he was a bit reckless, unreasonable, and uncultured, he would not do that to others... maybe.
What if he meets someone who suits him better than Zhou Yi in the future?
It’s too early to say anything.
Lei Li thought about it, nodded, and said, "Okay, I'll let you know if I have a baby with someone else in the future. Remember to make me some delicious confinement meals."
Zhou Yi: “???”
No, you really want to have a baby with someone else???
—
Zhou Yi was really angry this time.
Um.
Angry for half an hour.
When it was time for dinner, she happily went to cook. She specially bought the chicken gizzards and fish heads that Lei Li liked, and made salt-baked chicken gizzards with sand ginger and fish head soup with wolfberry leaves.
Even the side dish is Lei Li’s favorite cold-mixed black fungus, a healthy version with less oil and no spicy flavor.
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