"Poisonous Tongue Drama Chief" is a Weibo account for film and television marketing.
Like his peers, the sharp-tongued drama director is also adept at taking money to do his job. He praises whichever drama pays him the most and criticizes whichever doesn't, only switching his criticism to praise when the other party pays him to shut up.
Among the various financial backers, the one that the sarcastic drama editor is most satisfied with is the production company of Ruguan TV. They are wealthy, generous, and extremely quick to pay money and final payments. This gives Ruguan TV a certain amount of face, and when writing press releases for dramas produced by Ruguan, they will write a few more lines than for other TV dramas.
Today was the same. Ruguan TV asked the sharp-tongued drama director to write a positive draft for their new drama "Tianban," and then two negative drafts for "Feihua Zhuyue Ling Pingsheng" and "Baifa Xiangjun." The sharp-tongued drama director took on the task, dug up comments from netizens on Green Leaf website, polished and rewrote the drafts, added what Ruguan TV asked him to do, and made it his own.
After clicking "Publish," the sarcastic commentator stopped paying attention to his Weibo account. He closed his browser and opened Game City directly.
Although he talks a big game on his account, the "Poisonous Tongue Drama Chief" hasn't actually watched any of these three TV series. Watching them is out of the question—he's busy playing video games, battling it out with his rival team. TV dramas are nowhere near as fun as games! These days, domestic dramas are so badly bad; watching them before bed would be a complete waste of time.
The sarcastic drama director plans to play games all night long, and then tomorrow he'll take some time to binge-watch "Tianban" on the website at three times the speed, as a way of giving Ruguan TV some closure.
The sarcastic drama director logged into his game account, but "Applepie is terrible" on his friends list wasn't online yet. This puzzled him. Applepie was his longtime gaming partner, usually more active online than him. Why wasn't he online yet today?
The sarcastic commentator typed a question mark in the chat window of the game mall to "Applepie is terrible".
Three minutes passed, and no one replied. The sarcastic commentator typed another period.
Five minutes passed, and the sarcastic drama director, too lazy to wait any longer, picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to the other party.
[Dude, if you don't log on soon, I'm going to get trampled into the mud by a bunch of elementary school kids.]
No one replied.
[Didn't we agree to try for the gold skin today? I even practiced the springboard for three days.]
No one answered.
【What's wrong? Did you go kneeling on the washboard again?】
No one paid any attention.
The sarcastic drama director completely lost patience and randomly matched with a random player. His luck was pretty good; although their teamwork wasn't as smooth as Apple Pie's, they played quite well. The sarcastic drama director played seven or eight rounds to his heart's content before finally taking off his headphones.
I picked up my phone and saw that over an hour had passed. Several new messages had appeared in Apple Pie's WeChat chat. I opened one and saw the message:
Sorry, I forgot.
Watching TV with my girlfriend.
Still want to play? The TV series has finished airing.
The sharp-tongued director readily agreed:
【Play! 】
Just as the battle was about to resume, the sharp-tongued director suddenly remembered something and casually asked:
What TV series is it?
Apple pie: [Half a day.]
What a coincidence?
The sharp-tongued drama director became interested: "Is it good?"
Apple Pie typed "typing" for ages, but only sent two words in the end:
[Awesome.]
The sarcastic drama director was amused: "Have you never seen anything like this? Spy dramas are all the same old stuff."
Apple Pie said: [You don't understand. Watching this show cleared up many of my doubts. Books always say that history is...]
Apple sent over a long message, but the sarcastic writer was too lazy to read it all. He just stared at the three words "You don't understand" and immediately got angry.
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